A shot of the forest floor is shown as Chris begins the recap. "Last time on total drama!" Patricia is shown falling towards the piranhas in the river below, then team victory is shown being held at spearpoint, followed by Amber looking for Jeremiah. "The contestants experienced every pitfall Peru can put forward." Teams Misfit and Chris are shown at Machu Picchu, followed by Victory tied up with the Zing Zings, then Jeremiah escaping from his binds. "They visited some ancient landmarks. Hung out with the locals, and Jeremiah got lost trying to spy on Team Victory."
Veronica is shown glaring at Kennedy, followed by Kennedy crying after seeing Veronica's confession, then Amber and Jeremiah talking about Alejandro. "Someone's feelings got hurt, and suspicions were rising." Team Chris is shown celebrating in first class. "And Team Chris proved worthy of their awesome Namesake by winning their second challenge in a row!"
Chris is shown in the cockpit to end the recap. "Fourteen contestants, one million dollars, loads more exotic locales to destroy right here. On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The episode begins in first class where Nathan and Corbyn are receiving a massage from two female interns. The skateboarder sighed happily."I can't believe how relaxed I am."
Nathan nodded in agreement. " You said it dude." He sends Rhys a charismatic smile. "You ought you join us cutie." He winked.
Rhys gives him a polite smile. "You two indulge yourselves. I have business to attend to."
"And by business you mean your third slice of chocolate cherry cheesecake this morning." Corbyn chuckled.
We see Rhys blush as the shot moved out to show that is exactly what he's doing. From his spot lounging on the couch Ed smirked. "Careful oh glorious leader you're going soft."
The boys laughed as the scene moved to show Madison glaring at all of them.
/
In economy class, Team Misfit sits on the right bench while team Chris sits on the left. The focus is on team Victory. Veronica is covered in black dust, as though the recent victim of a cartoonish explosion. Kennedy has her face buried into Alejandro's shoulder, which is wet with tears.
Veronica takes on a forced grin. "Hah,that was so funny. Have I mentioned how much I love your sense of humor?"
Kennedy looks at her. "You know, I might believe you. If you hadn't been lying to me this whole time!" With that she buries her head into Alejandro's shoulder again.
"I already told you I was just upset. I didn't actually mean it." Veronica told her gently.
"You sounded like you meant it." Kennedy muttered from Alejandro's shoulder, said Spainard gave Veronica a look.
"Look I-" the socialite began.
"I've heard enough." Kennedy cut her off.
"But I didn't even finish my sentence!" Veronica scowled.
"I believe you've said quite enough." Stafans told her. Veronica smiled at Kennedy then left the area.
(Confessional)
Alejandro:I admit Kennedy's tears soaking my shirt is a bit inconvenient, but that's a small price to pay for her loyalty.
Static
Kennedy: I'm still upset but the crying is mostly for show. I can cry on command, it helps out with pranks a lot.
Static
Back in economy the focus shifts to Team Misfit. Amber looks confident. "Team Victory is a mess. We probably won't lose to them today."
"True but it'd be nice to win one." Jeroboam told her.
"I know we can do it, so long as we all work together." Amber said, leveling a look at Jeremiah, who grinned sheepishly.
"With you as our leader, I have no doubts. You are a strong smart woman Amber, and I proud to call you my friend." Jeroboam smiled.
Amber blushed a little. "Thanks. It means a lot."
(Cockpit confessional)
Veronica: I have been pranked no less than five times this morning, and yet Kennedy is the victim? That's ridiculous!
Noah:Well you have been lying to her this whole time.
Veronica: Hello venting? Anyway this is so aggravating and Alejandro isn't helping! I know he's just trying to turn Kennedy against me!
Chef: You already did.
Veronica: Shut up!
Static
Veronica is shown exiting the cockpit, a red light is seen flashing on her shoe. Veronica noticed it and picked it off. "Ugh another prank." She muttered. She threw the flashing object into the cockpit behind her. Inside the cockpit the device explodes filling the cockpit with smoke. "I can't see! The cook cried. A panicked look came onto Noah's face as the plane started to fly out of control.
/
Back in economy the intercom goes off. Noah's voice can be heard. "Attention all passengers. Our pilot's visibility range has been compromised. While he is doing his best to right the plane, it is strongly encouraged to buckle yourselves in, or failing that hold onto something heavy."
As this announcement is said the plane begins to veer wildly the contestants all scream and buckle up. Team Victory holds onto each other, while the misfit trio do the same. Jeroboam looks like he's considering asking Amber when the assistant wraps her arms around him a terrified and nauseous look on her face.
The plane cartwheels into the Seine river before coming to a stop. In the cockpit Chris scolds Chef and Noah, who are both in the foot space. "You said we were landing at the Eiffel tower!"
"And you said you would replace that curtain with a locked door!" Chef snapped back.
"Like he left the budget for that." Noah groaned.
/
The teams are shown in front of the louvre Museum. Chris stands before them holding flash cards. "I didn't exactly get a chance to prep my introduction what with the unexpected water landing and all. I'm just gonna give the highlights." He begins to go through the cards. "France, city of love, art gallery, filler, lots of artwork, priceless, priceless artwork-"
The focus shifts from the host to Rhys a Nathan. "So the city of love ? Pretty romantic huh cutie?" The floater flirts.
"Nonsense. There has to be affection for that." Rhys retorted.
Corbyn laughed. "Sorry dude but you just got burned!"
"Yeah, our 'glorious leader' can be cold when he wants to be. " Ed smirked.
"Oh come on you know you like me." Nathan flirted.
"Yes I do, as a mildly annoying friend, and nothing more." Rhys huffed.
"Worry about your relationship later! We're in the fashion capital of the world! This is the greatest day of my life! You guys could totally use some new clothes!' Madison exclaimed.
Chris interrupted. "There's no time for shopping! The first challenge is about to start so everyone inside the Louvre."
"I believe it's Louvre." Amber corrected his pronunciation.
"Whatever, just do it already." Chris ordered, now annoyed.
/
Chef and Noah wheel in a large box on a dolly. Both look tired as they set the box down. "Challenge time kids!" Chris announced. "Each team gets their very own famous sculpture." He handed team Victory a picture. "Team Victory yours is the thinker." He handed Team Chris a picture next. "Team Chris is really, really, really, hot you guys get the Venus de milo." Chris handed the final picture to team Misfit. "Misfit! You get the statue of David."
"Here's how it works." the host continued. "It's up to you to find your statue hidden somewhere in the Louvre." Once again Chris pronounced it wrong, though this time he seemed aware of that fact. "
"You call that a challenge? Those statues are huge." Ed scoffed.
"About that." The host smirked as Chef joined him. "Chef has broken the statues into pieces and hidden them. First team to find their pieces, race to the pyramid court and reassemble them wins. The remaining two teams will compete for immunity in the second half of the challenge."
"But the thinker isn't even in the Louvre." Amber pointed out.
"And the statue of David isn't even in this country." Alejandro added.
"Well we're not using the actual statues." Chris told them. "Those are priceless Chef made fake ones right?"
A worried look came over the cook's face. From beside him Noah face palmed. The two ran off with the sounds of Noah chastising Chef fading.
"I almost forgot the Twist Twist." Chris added, he took out a remote. "Here's your motivation." He pressed the button on the remote and the box Chef and Noah had brought in opened to reveal three creatures, the sachwawakawa, a grizzly bear with a chainsaw, and a goat.
"Isn't that the goat we lost in Egypt? Corbyn asked. The goat saw Team Chris and glared.
"Yeah and he's not happy about it!" Rhys gulped.
"I'd start running." Chris told the teens, pointing over his shoulder.
The teams are shown running past Chris. Team Misfit is followed by the Sachwawakwa, Team Victory by the bear, and of course Team Chris by the goat.
The focus is on the misfit trio as they run away. "I don't wanna die!" Patricia cried.
"I can hold him off!" Jeremiah offered.
"Stand back." Leilani told the other two. They did so. The horror fanatic puts her long black hair in front of her face and begins to groan. The Sachwawakwa slides to a halt in front of her. Leilani took a step forward and let out another groan. The Creature yelped and ran away.
"Well done Leilani." Amber complimented.
"Where'd you learn that?" Jeremiah asked.
"Japanese horror films." Leilani deadpanned.
/
We see Team Victory walking through the halls. Alejandro is already carrying the torso of their statue. "Vaminos amigos! We must continue!"
Kennedy sees a small figure of two people hugging. She tears up again. Veronica opened her mouth but Stafans gave her a glare. She huffed. Then the bear showed up.
./
Team Chris has found a few pieces to their statue. Nathan is carrying most of them as he has a lot of upper body strength. Rhys nods. "Okay we've found some pieces but we need more. Does anyone have any ideas?"
"We could split up. Cover more ground." Ed suggested.
"Oh you'd like that wouldn't you." Madison muttered.
"And what's that supposed ta mean?" The con artist asked.
"It just seems suspicious that the criminal wants to make us more vulnerable." The fashionista confronted.
Ed opened his mouth to retort but Rhys cut him off. "Madison. I don't care if Edward did anything to your hairdryer or not. Personally I believe him when he says he didn't. Regardless of whether I'm right, we are a team. We must work together. If you can't do that we'll have to let you go." the goody two shoes told her in a serious tone.
"But-" she tried to argue.
"We've wasted enough time on this. Let's go." Rhys told his team. They nodded and followed.
/
Team Misfit has also found several pieces to their statue. Jeroboam has a couple as does Jeremiah. "Alright team you've all done well, but we need to pick up the pace. Especially if we want first class." Amber told them.
"I'm willing to help in any way I can!" Jeremiah told her.
"Good we-" Amber is distracted by something. She sighed, and walked over to Patricia who is taking pictures. "Patricia focus."
The photographer blushed. "Sorry, but this my only chance."
"Couldn't you go to the Louvre some other time?" Jeroboam asked.
"Photography isn't allowed in the Louvre normally." Leilani explained.
"Look I get it, but we need to find more pieces." Amber told her. Patricia nodded
/
Team Victory screams as the bear revs it's chainsaw. Moments later it sputters to a halt and the bear tries to make it start up again. We see that Kennedy has started crying. Veronica frowns. "I already told you I was sorry. Multiple times. Can you focus on the bear trying to kill us?!"
"I'll handle this." Alejandro told them He walked to the bear. "Excuse me noble creature." The bear looks up at him. "Is there some underlying reason for your aggression?" The bear nods and hands Alejandro a long string of photos. In each is the bear and another bear with a pink bow smiling. The bear cries. "I see. It is her loss. Any creature you would be lucky to have someone as handsome as you to mate with." The bear gives him a watery smile. As the team leaves he waves them off.
/
Team Misfit is standing in front of a laser grid. The statue of David's head lies on a pedestal behind it. Amber frowns. "Okay how do we get our last piece? The logical thing to do is send the smallest person to weave through it." Everyone turned to Patricia. She gulped.
"I'm willing to go through it." Jeremiah offered.
"You're slightly larger than both Patricia, and Leilani though." Amber told him.
"But I'm more flexible." Jeremiah argued.
"I'll try." the photographer nodded. She tried to duck under a laser but burned her hat. Jeremiah gave Amber a look. She sighed and nodded. He handed his stature pieces to her and moved through the first laser but got burned by the second. "Ow. I'm fine!"
The focus moves to a camera room containing Chris, Chef, and Noah. The host chuckled. "Looks like things have taken a shocking turn for our contestants." He tuned to the other two. "Electrifying, wouldn't you say?" Noah and Chef both roll their eyes. "Too cheesy?"
"Maybe." Chef said.
"We'll be right back." The host said.
A/N: So is your OC in character? How good will they be at reassembling the statue?