The recap began with a map shot before quickly transitioning to the acropolis. "Last time on Total Drama World Tour. " The shot zoomed out to show the hurdles race. Then Patricia and Alejandro are shown in the maze of columns, particularly on that has fallen over and is crumbling. "Greece, Hey it was ruined before we got there."
Amber and Rhys are shown running through the hurdles course. Amber trips and Rhys continues. Despite getting up quickly Amber still crosses the finish line second. "Here we learned Amber is even more klutzy than we thought." The moment Patricia blurted out the news about the secret alliance, along with Veronica's reaction to it are shown. "And Patricia spilled the beans about Ed and Kennedy's secret alliance."
Alejandro placing a hand on Rhys' shoulder and telling him about Ed breaking the track is shown. Then they are shown talking in first class. "Alejandro took advantage of the situation to expose some other dirty things Ed has done, gaining Rhys' loyalty in the process."
Ed is shown crashing into the ground after his wings molted. The Misfit trio is shown discussing who to vote off, and Noah removing the covers on the plates of mystery meat is shown. "In the end Team Victory won, leading to Patricia, Leilani, and Jeremiah, voting for Amber to force a tie breaker." Amber and Jeremiah are shown eating the mystery meat, then Amber is shown puking, and then jumping out of the plane. "Though she tried, Amber lost the tie breaker and took the drop of shame."
The recap ends with Chris and Chef in the cockpit. "Who's gonna get knocked out of orbit this week? Get ready to Believe, right here, On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The episode begins with a shot of the plane flying We cut into first class, where Veronica is glaring at Kennedy, Nearby Rhys gives Ed a hurt glare as Alejandro stands behind him. He smirks at Ed, who grits his teeth.
(Confessional)
Ed: Things are pretty tense right now. Rhys' been blankin' me and the one time I got anythin' outta him he told me he didn't associate with traitors. I need ta know if Kennedy an' I are still doin' this alliance thing.
Static
The con artist moves to sit elsewhere, giving Kennedy a meaningful look. Kennedy frowns and joins him. "Okay, so ya tried ta pin the blame on me. I still trust ya more than Veronica and Alejandro. Since Rhys won't talk ta me anymore, yer my best bet."
"So you're not mad?" Kennedy asked.
"I'm a little miffed, but I probably woulda done the same thing in your position." Ed admitted.
"I'm glad you understand. So, can we stick together?" Kennedy asked.
"Absolutely. Like I said, yer my best bet." the con artist agreed.
The focus shifts to Rhys as he grabs two cookies from a nearby table. "What are you doing, amigo?" Alejandro asked.
"Well Nathan brought a snack back to me when I was in economy, So it only seems right I do the same for him." Rhys answered.
"That's very generous. I'll join you." The Latino decided, grabbing a candy bar from nearby. "I need to apologize for inadvertently putting pressure on Patricia last challenge."
/
In economy, Corbyn and Nathan are talking, they occasionally glance at the Misfit trio awkwardly before returning to their conversation. The focus is on the Misfit trio, Leilani and Jeremiah are chatting about where the next challenge might take place.
"I'd love to go to Romania. There's so much horror history there." Leilani says.
"True, but I'd love to go somewhere like New Orleans. There's a lot of rich music culture." Jeremiah replied, he turned to Patricia. "Where would you like to go Patricia?" The photographer didn't answer. "Patricia?"
The Photographer blinked. "Sorry. What was question?"
"Where would you like to go next?" Jeremiah repeated.
"New Zealand. It's pretty." Patricia answered. She still seemed out of it.
"Are you okay? Alejandro doesn't have anything else to hold over you, does he?" Leilani frowned.
"No." Patricia nodded. There was silence for a moment before Leilani got up.
"I'm going to make a confessional." The horror fanatic told them.
(Confessional)
Leilani: Something's on Patricia's mind. She doesn't seem to want to talk about it, but maybe if she and Jeremy are left alone, she'll tell him.
Static
Patricia frowns and nervously looks at Jeremiah. "If you like someone. Would you tell them?"
"Of course. It could make me a new friend." Jeremiah answered.
Patricia shook her head. "More than friend."
Jeremiah's smile faded. "You aren't talking about me are you? If so I'm flattered but I'm asexual so..."
"No!" Patricia protested, waving her arms in front of her. "I not like you! In that way..."
"Then who-" Before Jeremiah could finish his sentence Alejandro and Rhys arrived.
Rhys smiled and approached Nathan. "Here." He blushed, handing him a cookie. "You gave me something so."
Nathan smiled, and held the cookie out towards Rhys. The goody two shoes looked confused. Nathan continued to move the cookie to Rhys mouth, and the brunette blushed as he caught on. He opened his mouth and took a bite.
Alejandro approaches the Misfit duo holding out a candy bar. "Patricia , I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable in the last challenge. Please accept this as a token of my sincerest Apologies. "
Patricia swallowed, but not wanting to cause a fuss took the candy bar. "Thanks."
"It was my pleasure." Alejandro said, he turned to get Rhys, but the couple were feeding each other at this point, so he left them to it.
Patricia frowned at the candy bar. "What I do with?"
"I wouldn't trust anything Alejandro gave you. I'd throw it away." Jeremiah suggested. Patricia nodded and left to do so.
(confessional)
Jeremiah: Patricia was going to tell me something personal, but of course Al has to mess it up. Maybe I can get her to tell me later?"
Static
/
A map shot shows the plane passing over the united states, it transitions to the cockpit where an inflatable Chef and Helen sit. The pilot instruments go crazy as two ufos appear outside it. They shoot the aircraft with lasers.
Inside we see Chris and Chef playing Chess in what we can assume is Chris' quarters. Noah stepped into the room. "Should we be concerned about the craft shaking?" He asked.
"Eh, not really. I can make an announcement if you think that'll help?" Chris said nonchalantly as he made another move.
"Whatever. This had better not be like Jamaica." Noah rolled his eyes. "And by the way, Chef can win in two moves. You suck at this game."
"I didn't ask for your opinion, Noah." Chris scoffed, before pulling up one of the plane's intercom mikes. "Attention potential crash victims. Please remain calm." In economy we see a megaphone delivering the announcement. " Our Autopilot is testing some equipment. Snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal."
/
In the common area all the contestants are gathered. A bowl filled with various fruits lies on the central table. Many of the contestants seem pleasantly surprised grabbing some to eat. Rhys and Nathan try to grab a mango at the same time and touch hands. Rhys blushes as Nathan smirks. "So how are you doing with your team?" Nathan asked. "It seemed kinda crazy last challenge."
"Yeah."Rhys sighed. "It hasn't been easy, but Alejandro is helping me through it. Still I wish you were with me."
"Well if you ever need to talk about anything, let me know." the floater smiled.
"Thanks Nathan." Unbeknownst to the two of them, two people were watching their interaction. One a Spaniard with an eager smirk on his face, and the other musical loving boy who watched with worry.
(confessional)
Jeremiah: I don't like the look on Alejandro's face.
Static
Alejandro: it never occurred to me how useful Rhys and Nathan's relationship could be to me. Any information Nathan tells Rhys I will likely hear about, giving me a leg up on the other team.
Static
Corbyn walked up to Kennedy. "So how are you holding up?"
Kennedy sighed. "As well as I can, all things considered. Ronnie's mad at me, but I've got Ed."
"I'm sorry this happened. I'm sure you were just making the best decision strategically." Corbyn admitted.
"Thanks. Anyway, enough about that. You want some gum?" The prankster asked, holding out a stick of gum.
Corbyn gave her a knowing look. "Don't mind if I do." He popped the gum in his mouth. At first nothing happened but as he chewed the gum got thicker and thicker until her could barely open his mouth.
Kennedy laughed and made a note in her notebook. She handed him a bottle of water. "Drink this."
Corbyn parted his lips just enough to drink down a swallow of water. Instantly the gum dissolved. "What was that?"
"My concrete gum. I've been working on it awhile. I had to get the composition just right, so it would thicken with saliva and dissolve in water. That's still a bit thicker than I'd like though so I'll have to consider that in my next batch." Kennedy explained.
Before Corbyn could say anything the lights on the plane went out, leaving only the contestant's eyes visible. The focus shifts outside where the UFO's stop shocking the plane. Smoke exits its engines as it begins to plummet immediately. Just before the plane hits the ground nose first the ufo shocks it again, rights the plane and lets it drop to the ground harmlessly.
Inside the lights have returned and Patricia is holding on to Leilani for dear life screaming. Leilani's expression remains neutral. "Patricia we've landed."
It takes a moment for Patricia to register these words. She stops screaming and notices her position, turning a brilliant shade of red. She jumps down. "Sorry."
/
The contestants are standing outside the plane as Chris begins the explanation of the surrounding area which seems to be a desert at night. The host is wearing a military helmet. "Everyone, welcome to the coolest extraterrestrialist place in the world! Area 52!"
"52? Area 51 is the cool alien place!" Kennedy pouted.
"The show's so hokey we're faking an area now?" Veronica scoffed.
"Nope this really is area 52, and that's area 51 right there." Chris explained pointing to an area in the distance. "We're just inside the border. Well, all of us but Veronica." Instantly a laser shocked the socialite, her skeleton showed multiple times. "Thanks for the laser show colonel." The laser stops and Veronica is unceremoniously dropped back to the ground. "It's good to have friends in area 51 places."
Kennedy, and Ed, start to laugh.
(Confessional)
Kennedy: Ahh. Schadenfreude, how you delight.
Static
To Chris left stands a flat screen TV on an entertainment cart, holding a couple of electronic devices. Chris began to explain the challenge. "Listen up space cases!" The monitor turned to to show a large circle representing Area 51 as well as area 52, where a large rock formation split the area into two distinct paths. "The five one is the most tightly protected military base in the world. Which is why tonight's challenge is going to be so much fun." Chris laughed. "For me."
A gold circle with a trophy in it and a red circle with a deer in it appear on the monitor. As Chris explains, the gold circle takes the left path, and the red circle the right until they reach the circle with a 51 in it. "Part one: Sneak into area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded by elite black ops solders so if anyone does get all exploded, their untimely but hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident."
The monitor zoomed in on the large circle representing area 51. "Part two. Each team must find a genuine, functioning, alien, artifact inside area 51's infamous black box warehouse." As he says inside the compound itself is shown, with the warehouse in question getting the focus. "The place is full of broken alien junk. You need to find something alien that still works, but be careful the warehouse is loaded with booby traps."
As Chris explains the final part the monitor shows the circles representing the teams going back the way they came. They reach the same point and morph into a yellow circle with a green checkmark inside. "Part three teams must bring their working artifact back to area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination, and do not get caught over there. Rumor has it trespassers get a memory wipe and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves or food."
The contestants are shown with many looking nervous. "You have till dawn. Go!" Chris ordered pointing to his left. The contestants ran off quickly. The monitor shows the teams moving down their respective paths. A focus is placed on the Misfit's circle.
/
The Misfits are shown running through the desert. Jeremiah speaks up. "So I think we should split up to cover more ground."
"We'll scout ahead then." Nathan decided. He and Corbyn ran off. Leilani started walking ahead but Jeremiah slowed behind her, prompting Patricia to do the same. "So what were you going to tell me earlier?"
"Tell you?" Patricia frowned.
"You know, about the person you like." Jeremiah whispered.
Patricia blushed and glanced around nervously. "Later." She told him.
Before Jeremiah could press for more information Nathan called back. "Hey guys look what we found." The Misfit trio picked up their pace. The team hid behind a rock. Area 51 is shown ahead of them behind a fence. Nearby a bunny hops forward.
"Think it's safe to cross?" Corbyn asked. The bunny was almost immediately hit with a laser.
"I'll stay here." Patricia whimpered.
"Hey. I might have an idea how to get across." Nathan suggested, as the bunny ran by, screaming and on fire.
/
The monitor is shown and the focus shifts to the circle representing Team Victory. It transitions to Team Victory standing outside the fence on the other side of the large rock formation. "Oh this is so concerning. No guards, no lasers, they might as well have put out a welcome mat." Veronica scoffed.
"We should be careful, there's probably some other booby trap set up." Kennedy noted.
Veronica glared. "Ed get your hands off my leg you creep!"
"I ain't touchin' yer leg." Ed said with an eye roll. Everyone looked down to see a brown lizard with orange stripes clinging to the socialite's leg. Veronica shrieked and shook it off her leg.
"Okay so. What do we do?" Rhys asked. "How do we know if there are booby traps?"
"I'm not sure, but we have to cross this area to get in anyway, so I say we go for it." Ed decided. No one else could think of a better idea, so they carefully started to move forward. The lizard from earlier followed, when it touched a part of the ground behind them an explosion went off.
"What was that?" Veronica frowned.
"I think we jus' walked into a minefield." Ed admitted.
"Well that's just great Edward." Rhys said coldly.
(Confessional)
Ed: He hasn't called me by my full name since we started getting along. Is he really that mad at me?
Static
/
Back with Team Misfit Nathan is explaining the plan he'd come up with. "Okay, so we throw the rock and run in the opposite direction. Got it?"
"I'm not sure this is going to work." Jeremiah frowned.
"It works in movies." Corbyn said.
"Movies are scripted." Leilani deadpanned.
"Does anyone have a better idea?" Nathan asked. No one responded. "Then let's just try mine. I'll even go first."
Nathan threw his rock and ran in the opposite direction, the focus shifted onto the rock as the laser hit it, breaking it into pieces. Nathan is shown to be crouching behind a large boulder perfectly safe. He gave a thumbs up.
Jeremiah went next but tripped over his own feet and fell head first into a cactus. Patricia ran across but accidently threw her rock in the direction she was heading. Leilani gasped and dove to her pushing her out of the way of the laser, and getting it by it herself.
"Leilani!" Patricia screamed as the horror fanatic flew over the fence.
" When did I get over here?" Leilani wondered as she looked at her teammates through the fence. A large tube came out of a nearby hole and sucked Leilani in.
"Leilani! I'm coming!" Patricia cried. So desperate to save her friend she ran into the fence, which turned out to be electric. As the photographer was shocked Jeremiah rushed forward and grabbed her, briefly getting shocked himself. Then the four remaining members of Team Misfit walked around the fence, Jeremiah dragging Patricia behind him.
/
Team Victory is still on the minefield. Ed frowns. "Okay there's gotta be a solution to this."
"Why don't you make an alliance with the minefield?" Rhys remarked.
"Amigo I understand your bitter feelings towards Ed right now, but we need to do something, to get out of this." Alejandro pointed out.
"Got any bright ideas?" Veronica scoffed.
A musical note appeared in the upper left corner as the tell tale ding went off. "Any idea other than that!" Ed complained.
Chris flew over on a jet pack. "Okay, I'll give you a choice, what would you rather do? Sing a song? Or tap dance in a minefield?" Several lasers shot at Chris. "woah. Okay, I'm out!" Chris decided before flying away. A laser set off one of the mines.
(Song seventeen: Backstabbing traitor.)
A chalkboard background shows Ed and Kennedy shaking hands. Over the next line it zooms out a bit to show Rhys, who is wearing a military hat, as he pulls out a scrub brush and washes the drawing away.
Rhys: Backstabbing traitor! He used to be my friend, but I guess that was a failure.
Rhys throws the scrub brush over his shoulder and walks past a blueprint diagram of Ed as well as a red gridded map of the world on a monitor in the background, to the right we see another blueprint with a picture of the jumbo jet and three rocky ledges. "Sure we've had some good times, but can't trust him now!"
Alejandro pops in from the bottom of the screen, also wearing a military hat. "Backstabbing traitor!"
The blueprint from earlier is shown as Ed is thrown out of the Jumbo Jet, where his falls down and hits all three rocky ledges before crashing into the ground.
Rhys: You're gonna get, What's coming to you, If it's the last thing I ever do!
Alejandro joins in on the next three lines as Ed has a rock fall on him, then he comes out of the hospital in a wheelchair only to have a rock fall on him again. "That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right."
The Jamaican flag fills the screen followed by Ed laughing and Rhys smiling at Chris wearing a woman's dashiki.
Rhys: Let's go a little back! Cause we were on the right track,
Ed and Rhys are shown at the top of the longboard course looking nervous.
Alejandro: You coulda had a knack, for having each other's back.
Ed and Rhys ride their longboard down the course, Rhys has his eyes closed as Ed sabotages the track.
Rhys: All those times you made me smile, you were underhanded, all the while!
Ed is shown on a green monitor. Rhys is in front of said monitor and hits a large button on the panel. Back on the monitor three large missiles shoot off, then we shift to an overhead view as the missiles slowly close in on Ed.
Alejandro and Rhys: Backstabbing traitor!
Rhys: you're not my friend, I'm sorry Edward, this is the end!
The last few lines bring us back to the actual situation of Team Victory on a minefield. Kennedy snaps her fingers and pulls a bag of marbles from her pocket. She throws one at the ground and triggers a mine before anyone steps on it.
Alejandro and Rhys: Backstabbing traitor!
Rhys: You're gonna get what's coming to you! If it's the last thing I ever do!
Kennedy starts to make a trail through the minefield by throwing marbles ahead to set off mines, Everyone starts to run after her.
"You figured out a way ta get through!" Ed smiled.
"Why do you have marbles on you?" Veronica asked.
"Why don't you have marbles on you?" Kennedy retorted.
/
The black box warehouse is shown. Several suited guards run out the door, leaving it open. Team Victory runs in. We see the warehouse is filled with boxes."Yeah! We beat the Misfits here!" Kennedy cheered as she made to shut the door.
Corbyn pushed it open. "Not for long!" He declared with a flirty smirk to Kennedy. A security camera focuses on the two teams, we see the footage from the camera.
"Will our amateur alien hunters make it out of the mysterious black box with their butts intact?" As Chris breaks for commercial the scene zooms out to show the host sitting in his quarters watching the footage as he eats popcorn. "And where's Leilani? Find out when we return on Total Drama World Tour!
A/N I just wanna say boyfriend kisser has been one of the hardest songs to rewrite! It has an interesting flow that is just off. Catchy but its hard to match lyrics in my mind. And of course I had to change the name to this episode, since the conflict isn't romantic.
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