A barren tundra is shown with Chef's horrible crash landing causing the plane to spin out of control. "Last time on total drama world tour." The contestants are shown freezing as they stood on the ice. "The gang nearly turned into Swedish meatball pops." Alejandro is shown in the confessional, then talking with Nathan, then agreeing Kennedy should be team captain. "But our competition heated way up as Alejandro did everything to avoid being voted out, from taking advantage of Nathan's mental state, to sucking up to Kennedy."
Kennedy is shown sinking the Rhys' face, followed by Jeremiah, Leilani, and Patricia discussing who to vote out, then Nathan and Corbyn doing the same thing. "Luckily for our Spanish schemer Kennedy blew up Rhys' face. The Misfits discussed who to vote out, Nathan or Jeremy." Nathan and Jeremiah are shown being shocked at Elimination. "In a twist of events both went home in a double elimination!"
Chris and Chef are in the cockpit. "This time I'm adding someone who's going kick things up to thermonuclear. This show is so hot it'd take about a bizillon gallons of water to cool us off. And we got them. Coming up On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The episode proper begins with the jet flying through the air. We cut to the cargo hold. All of the contestants are lying on the floor except for Patricia. Helen, still wearing an obscene amount of makeup, is looking through some of the contestants' pockets. A mouse trap catches her hand as she looks in Kennedy's. She glares at it and hides back in the shadows as a blonde intern brings in Patricia.
A ripple effect takes us to what we can only assume is Patricia's dream. She's in first class on the plane. The only other person there is Leilani. She stands with her back to Patricia. The photographer takes a deep breath and walks over to her. "Leilani? I like you. More than a friend."
The horror fanatic doesn't respond. Nervously Patricia turns her around and falls back horrified. Leilani doesn't have a face. Suddenly first class disappears into a dark abyss. Patricia is surrounded by faceless Leilanis. They all begin to cruelly laugh at her. Patricia's eyes fill with tears. A hole appears under her and she begins to fall…
That was when Patricia woke up to find herself falling through the air, along with the other six competitors. "Wake up! We're falling!" The photographer screams.
Ed opens his eyes next. He screams as well. Everyone else wakes up and screams. From above they hear Chris call down. "Hey kids you better get into your paddle boats!"
Sure enough there are two swan shaped paddle boats falling through the air with them. Patricia, Leilani, and Alejandro grab one. Kennedy, Corbyn, Ed, and Veronica grab the other. They barely manage to make it in before the boats land in the water.
"Has Chris always had such a callous disregard for our lives?" Alejandro asked.
"Yes." Veronica snapped.
Patricia spotted something ahead. "Wa- water!"
"Yes Patricia, we know we're in water!" Ed told her.
Kennedy spotted it as well. "Wa-waterfall!"
"Alejandro turned to the two girls sharing his boat. "Quick Paddle!" Everyone began to paddle as quickly as they could.
Some of them began to pray. "If you let us live I'll try to insult people a little less often!" Veronica cried.
"If we live. I'll confess!" Patricia added.
"If we live I'll buy Kennedy whatever she wants for her pranks!" Corbyn said. Everyone but Kennedy gave him an odd look. "What?"
"You mean it?! Okay, we have to live now!" Kennedy said. She tied a rope around Veronica and threw her to the other boat. Connecting the two. "Now, Corbyn, Ed. Pedal like your life depends on it! Because it does!" The three began to paddle as quickly as they could. Somehow they managed to get enough speed to pull away from the waterfall and crash to shore.
Corbyn is lying on the bank exhausted. Kennedy runs over to him and gives him a seductive smile. "So, am I getting anything for saving our lives?"
Corbyn smirked back. "Of course." The boarder kissed Kennedy on the lips and happily kissed back.
(confessional)
Corbyn: That girl is crazy good at kissing. (He sighs happily)
Static
Chris finally decided to show up. ""So, Niagara Falls is pretty awesome eh?"
"It nearly killed us!" Veronica snapped.
"Like I said, awesome." Chris replied. "The falls is the jewel in Canada's crown and one of the top ten natural wonders of the world. It's also known for its fabulous casino, which is where we'll be heading for the first part of the challenge." He explained.
Really?!" Ed said, seeming excited.
A flip transition later he looked far less enthused. "Really?"
"Since you're all underage, we had to move the challenge, from the gambling floor to the far less exciting casino concert hall." Chris said.
Kennedy pointed at the stage excitedly. "Ooh! Who's performing?"
"If anyone's performing." Alejandro pointed out.
"Actually you're in luck." Chris says. "Last time on the Aftermath show, they had a Second Chance Challenge, where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game. And we're about to enjoy a little number from the winner."
"Jeremy?" Patricia guessed.
"Perhaps it's Stafans?" Alejandro wondered.
"Please tell me it isn't Madison." Ed said.
"You're all wrong! She's everyone's favorite starlet, here to reclaim her spot in the game, it's Georgia!" Chris announced.
Leilani and Patricia's eyes shot open. "What?!"
"Oh really?" Alejandro smirked.
(song twenty-one Georgiarific)
A three tier waterfall came out from under the stage. At the top stood a barrel, and on top of the barrel was a Georgia. Who began to dance. "Geor-Geor-Geor-Geor-Georgiarific, is my name. Taking revenge is my game." She's shown on a red carpet where she poses for paparazzi. "Invading your TV with my Georgialicious fame!
We see that the red carpet show is on a tv. Corbyn pops up and gestures with a grand sweep of his arm. "Geo-Georgiarific! S-s-so terrific!
Georgia steps on stage and blows the 'audience' a kiss. "I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Veronica glares at Chris as she sings the next line. "I hate this part of the game, the rules are always so inane."
Chris smirks at her and gestures to the once again posing Georgia. ": Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! And returns are a rating's jewel!"
Georgia walks across the stage as Corbyn continues his part in the reprise. "Geo-Georgiarific!"
She passes Alejandro, who rolls his eyes as he sings his line. "So-so narcissistic!"
Georgia:I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Georgia stepped on to part of the stage which has been given a background of the New York skyline. Leillani and Patricia are standing at the other end. As Georgia approached, Patricia retreated further and further into Leilani's shoulder. "You'd better not cross me or I'll see to your demise! I'm quite vindictive."
She turns around and passes Corbyn and Kennedy.
Corbyn: She's Georgiarific!
Kennedy: So-so horrific.
Georgia: I'm fa-fa-fam-
Her reprise is interrupted by Ed saying. "So what exactly have you been in?" With a challenging smirk.
Georgia glared at him. "Excuse me? What have I been in? What have I been in? What have you been in? I was in That's So Eagle ! I was in Around The Neighborhood! I was in Barry Otter And The Sorcerer's Pebble!"
Ed did not look impressed. Georgia is next shown in a science lab wearing safety glasses as she mixes chemicals. "It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Georgiarific!"
The chemical mixture explodes. Leilani and Particia are shown back to back with fire extinguishers as they close the song out. "She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!"
Georgia rolled her eyes. "So am I rejoining my old team?"
"You're on your own. Because as of right now, there are no more teams!" Chris declared.
Corbyn immediately joined Kennedy and Ed. Alejandro turned to Veronica. "I know we don't trust each other, but until the Kennedy/Ed alliance is taken down It would be best to work together."
"Agreed." Veronica smiled.
A loud scraping noise came from the stage. In walked Chef wearing a wedding dress, complete with veil and pushing a giant red slot machine with gold trim. A gold dollar sign was on the front, and the slots displayed Kennedy, Veronica, and Leilani's faces. A door was at the bottom, and the handle was gold as well. The cook complained. "Noah! Get out here and help me push!"
"I refuse." The Cynic's deadpan voice said from off screen.
"Get out here or I'll stop giving you good food" The cook threatened.
Noah sighed and stepped out. He was wearing a tux. "At least it isn't a dress."
"Don't tempt me." Chef snapped. Noah reluctantly helped push the slot machine onto the stage.
"Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world, I thought it'd be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you." Chris began. "Check it, slots o' fun for me. Not so fun for you. Chef pulled the handle. "Each guy pulls the lever to win a wife, who he'll team up with for today's challenge." Three of Kennedy's faces aligned.
"Chris? There's only three guys here. It's a three/five ratio. What are the remaining two girls supposed to do?" Veronica asked.
"Oh you'll see." Noah muttered.
(Confessional)
Kennedy: This sounds like a fun challenge! I hope I get Corbyn! As for the remaining girls I have a feeling I know where that's going. And I totally approve!
Static
All of the girls were shoved into the giant slot machine. Then a grizzly bear in a cage is lowered. "What's with the bear?!" Ed wondered.
"Casinos are all about excitement and what's more exciting than a big angry bear?" The host asked. The bear was dropped in. All the girls could be heard screaming. "Trust me, you don't wanna land on that guy. Let the games begin! Alejandro, you're up."
The Spaniard pulled the giant handle and the slots aligned with Georgia's face. The starlet fell out of the machine. Alejandro smirked. "I could not have gotten better luck."
"Your silver tongue is quite talented Alejandro. I almost couldn't tell it was just plated." Georgia replied.
"Was that a compliment or an insult?" Corbyn asked Ed. The con artist shrugged.
(confessional)
Alejandro: With the teams no longer a factor, I stand a chance at turning my fortune around. Veronica might not be trustworthy, but she knows she needs allies to make it anywhere in the post she knows how big a threat the Kennedy/Ed alliance will be if left unchecked. So all I need is to convince Georgia.
Static
"Corbyn you're next." Chris said.
The boarder pulled the lever. "Come on, Kennedy!" Rather than the girl he wanted the slots aligned on the bear. The bear came out of the machine and began to chase Corbyn around. "Chris! Get this bear off me!" The host merely laughed as Chef went to restrain the bear. Once he did Chris chuckled.
"You and the bear hit spiltsville already Corbyn?" The host joked.
"Shut up Chris." The free spirit snapped, understandably not in the mood. He pulled the lever a second time and this time he got Kennedy. She tumbled out of the machine and grinned.
"Yes! I was hoping you'd get me!" The prankster celebrated, giving her partner a hug.
"Ed?" Chris said. The con artist pulled the lever it aligned on Veronica's face. She fell out of the machine.
"Is the bear still available?" Ed asked.
"Very funny." Veronica rolled her eyes. "I'm not exactly thrilled you're my partner either."
"Chris, are you not planning to let Leilani and Patricia out?" Alejandro asked.
"Noah?" The host said. The geek pulled the lever twice. Patricia fell out followed closely by Leilani who fell on top of her. The photographer blushed. "Patricia, Leilani?" The host began. "Since there are no more guys, you'll be getting married to each other."
Patricia's eyes widened.
(confessional)
Patricia: (Is hyperventilating) I'm marrying Leilani? On international television? Is this a dream? Or a nightmare? (She pinches herself.) I'm awake?!
Static
Chris turned to face the camera. "How will our couples fare in the challenge? Find out after the break!"
A/N: So what do you think will happen next? Who's gonna win the challenge? What did you think of the song? Is your OC in character?