Niagara Falls is shown with the tightrope and platforms from last episode, including the contestants on the right side, and a security box containing Chef on the left. "Last time on Total Drama World Tour." Corbyn and Kennedy ramming into Alejandro and Georgia, as well as Georgia grabbing Corbyn and sending him after them was shown. "Our newly wed couples fell hard for Niagara falling into a turtle pool full of chocolate pudding as well Ed laughing at her is shown. "With the teams dissolved alliances were tested." Veronica yelling at Ed is shown. "A few tempers too."
Georgia is shown on top of the fake waterfall and barrel on stage. Then Alejandro is shown talking to her. "With the arrival of Georgia things were shaken up as Alejandro made his own alliance." Leilani and Patricia are shown kissing on the tightrope. "A near death experience finally got Patricia to confess to Leilani. After that the photographer thought nothing could ruin things." Georgia is shown blackmailing Patricia with her camera, then Corbyn is shown jumping out of the plane. "But Georgia got ahold of Patricia's camera and used it to blackmail her into voting out Corbyn."
Chris and Chef are shown in the cockpit. "Not that I have any idea how she got her hands on it." He chuckled suspiciously. "Who will win? who will lose? And how guilty does Patricia feel about all this? Find out, On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The episode proper begins in first class where Ed and Veronica are ignoring each other. Behind the bar Helen steals a slice of wedding cake before ducking out of sight. Ed cuts a slice of cake. "As awful as marrying you was, at least we get a cake out of it."
"Small comfort." Veronica glared.
"So teaming up with Alejandro huh? Risky move, dude's shifty." Ed told her.
"Look who's talking." The socialite scoffed.
"I know what I am, but do you seriously think he's not going to betray you?" he asked.
:"Of course he's going to betray me. Right now he's desperate so he's a lot more useful to me than you are." Veronica told him.
"Suit yourself." Ed shrugged.
"It's not like your choice in ally is any better. Kennedy already betrayed me." The socialite said.
"Yeah, an' I had a lot to do with that. Plus you weren't exactly on good terms with her in the first place." the con artist said.
"I'm just saying, you have no room to judge." Veronica rolled her eyes.
(Confessional)
Veronica: Of course I know my alliance is only temporary. Whatever. I'm sure I can convince Georgia to vote for Alejandro with me.
Static
Ed: Kennedy an' I are down to two. Which means I gotta drive a wedge between Veronica and Al. Shouldn't be too hard. Neither of them are all that loyal.
Static
In economy things are tense. Kennedy is sitting on the bench next to Patricia and sighing. Across the way Georgia is sleeping next to Alejandro. Patricia looks nervous. Leilani squeezes her hand. "Hey, are you feeling okay? I haven't seen your camera since the last challenge. Not only that but you've been down since this last elimination. You know as your girlfriend, you can tell me anything."
Patricia glanced at the sleeping Georgia. "Last night-"
The actress stretched and yawned. "These economy class seats suck. I kept waking up. Seriously broken sleep is the worst." The actress looked at Patricia on the word broken, putting a little extra emphasis on it.
"I-I just really miss my camera. The crew never gave it back to me.": She explained.
"I see." Leilani didn't look convinced. She glared at Georgia who simply smiled and blew a kiss back.
(Confessional)
Leilani: Okay something is definitely going on between Georgia and Patricia. Just like with Alejandro in Greece. What is it about my girlfriend that makes people target her for manipulation?
Static
Georgia is filing her nails now. Alejandro smirks. "Your nails are as radiant as the light they reflect."
Georgia rolled her eyes. "Indeed, I have also found them to be quite useful as weapons. I like to keep them nice and sharp."
:"Like the wit you so effortlessly wield." The Spaniard continued.
Georgia smirked, seeming to be enjoying herself. "Such pretty words, one might think you're up to something."
Alejandro looked taken aback. If one didn't know any better they'd think he was truly surprised. "The only thing I'm up to is giving you the attention you so righteous deserve."
"You're like a spike pit Alejandro. Innocuous to all but most observant, and nigh on impossible to escape once you've fallen in."
"And you are like a siren, beautiful but dangerous, easy to fall victim to." Alejandro returned.
(Confessional)
Kennedy: So are they complimenting or insulting each other?
Static
A map shot fades into the contestants standing before the great wall of China. Chris arrived. "Ni Hao, welcome to China, a vast country rich in history, culture, innovation, and delicious sauces. Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In 18 million B. Dim sum led a battlation of donkey warriors down this very great wall."
""18 million B.C.? Chris there were still dinosaurs in 18 Million B.C." Kennedy corrected.
"Yeah what she said." Chris said, brushing her off.
"We've supplied a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination. They're first come first serve, it's the Chinese way." The 'vehicles' as Chris put it were a Donkey, rickshaw, bike, tricycle, pogo stick, skateboard and some clogs.
"Ready, set," Everyone crouched down to prepare for the race when Chris' phone went off, the ringtone was recognizable as the Total Drama theme song. "I better get this. McLean here. Yeah I'm trying to do a show here?"
"Ugh! Are we going or what?!" Veronica complained.
"Uhmm Yeah." Chris said into his phone.
"Yeah, we go?" Alejandro asked.
"Yeah, can we do this later?"
"So we are goin?" Ed frowned.
"Okay fine!" The contestants ran off. "Hey who said you could go! Well you better watch out because there's a couple of things was gonna warn you about-" At this point Chris smiled. "But forget it." He chuckled.
On the great wall everyone is vying for the lead. Patricia and Leilani are in the back, with Alejandro just ahead of them, Ed and Kennedy just ahead of them, and Georgia running next to Veronica up front.
"I am so getting that bike!" Veronica said.
"I don't think so." Georgia chuckled.
(Confessional)
Veronica: Lets make one thing clear. Georgia and I might be in an alliance, but that doesn't mean I'll let her win. With all the enemies I've made I need the immunity.
Static
"Seriously, if you know what's good for you, you'll back off." Veronica warned.
"Oh believe me I know what's good for me." Georgia stuck her foot out causing Veronica to trip. "And it isn't listening to you."
(Confessional)
Georgia: Alliance or not Veronica isn't getting any special treatment. I take what I want, and what I want now is that bike.
Static
"You're going to pay for that!" Veronica called from her place on the ground.
"Maybe, but it's worth the risk. Sorry, not sorry!" Georgia called back. As she ran forward Alejandro caught up to her. They reached the bike at the same time.
"Georgia. You know I view as an ally right?" Alejandro said.
"Noted. Are we tussling over the bike or not?" Georgia asked.
"If you want it, it's yours. I will unfortunately have to ride this skateboard." The Spaniard said, gesturing below him to a small orange skateboard with a yellow stripe.
Georgia got on the bike. "Be seeing you!" She smirked before riding off. Just after she leaves Alejandro kicks the skateboard into his hands and catches it easily.
(Confessional)
Alejandro: A small price to pay for Georgia's trust. What I forgot to mention is I won a gold medal at the South American skate Olympics.
Static
Veronica reaches the trike first and quickly rides off on it. Ed and Kennedy arrive next and glance at the remaining modes of transport. "Great all the good stuff's taken."
"No problem." Kennedy pulls a length of rope from her pocket. "Never know when you'll need a rope to pull off a prank." She says in answer to his incredulous look. She lead the donkey to the rickshaw and tied it down. Then she sat on the donkey. "I'll steer the donkey and he can pull the rickshaw that way we both get ahead."
Ed sat down on the rickshaw. "Great idea."
Kennedy got the donkey started, leaving Leilani and Patricia with the clogs and pogostick.
"You take pogostick. I can't use it." Patricia told her.
"Are you sure?" Leilani asked.
"I'm sure. I'll just walk. Don't care if last." The photographer reassured her. Leilani still looked unsure, but she got on the pogostick and hopped off. Patricia sighed and put on the clogs.
/
Georgia and Alejandro are neck and neck. "You are quite fast on that skateboard my friend." Georgia noted.
"Gracias, I hope gravity is also your friend on this incline." The Spaniard replied passive aggressively.
"Thank you, I hope a stray piece of debris doesn't lock up your wheels." The starlet replied.
Alejandro started to get ahead. As Georgia watched he moved forward. "What is that?!" She questioned as they approached something made of clay. Alejandro easily flipped over it.
Chris flew in on his red helicopter. "Hey, you wanna know what else the chinese invented?" he asked. Georgia ran into the clay thing.
Kennedy and Ed are riding along the wall then a large orange explosion went off further down the wall. "What was that?" Ed frowned.
"An explosive obviously! We'll have to keep an eye out!" Kennedy moved to pat the donkey's rump. She paused as she spotted Patricia a bit behind them, walking in the clogs slowly. She halted the donkey's already slow pace.
"What are you doing?" Ed asked, looking at her strangely.
"Just working on a strategy." Kennedy replied, she raised her voice and called out. "Hey Patricia, you wanna ride with us?"
The photographer paused. "Won't I be disqualified?"
"Not if we drop you off a dozen feet before the finish line. You'd cross on your own mode of transport." Kennedy suggested.
Patricia frowned. "Well. I'm tired. Okay." She sat on the rickshaw next to Ed.
"Alright! Let's put on some speed!" The prankster cheered, hitting the donkey on the rump.
/
Further ahead Alejandro continues to move forward on his skateboard. Georgia rides up on her bike passing him. "Thought you lost me did you?" Georgia taunted.
Alejandro put on speed. "Glad you're okay my friend."
"Try not to trip over your own feet." The starlet smirked.
"Who needs to try? I'm a natural." The Spaniard smirked back.
That was when they both heard Veronica loudly complaining. "Oh come on!"
Glancing back Georgia and Alejandro see the socialite has gotten her wheel stuck in a crack. "It seems Veronica's in a spot of trouble."
"I suppose we should help her." Alejandro sighed. "Do we really have to?"
"Perhaps not, but if we don't she's more likely to betray us before we can blindside her." The starlet admitted.
"Fine." The Spaniard sighed. They both halted but Georgia didn't move.
"You can help her yourself. After all, you're the strongest." The starlet smirked. Alejandro grit his teeth but nodded.
/
Further back on the wall Leilani is hopping along on her pogostick. She's not making the best time, but she is moving steadily.
/
"Thanks for helping me, Alejandro. I like to see this desperate side of you." Veronica smirked as Alejandro attempted to dislodge the trike.
"You know I can leave you here any time." The Spaniard threatened.
"Yeah, but you won't. You need my vote at the moment." The socialite teased.
"Unfortunately." Alejandro muttered. He finally got the trike free.
/
Leilani hits into a clay mine as she hops forward on her pogostick. Her lightweight sends her flying ahead, she remains expressionless as she hurtles through the air. She lands perfectly much further down the wall and continues to hop as though nothing had happened.
/
Alejandro, Georgia, and Veronica are riding down the great wall. "Seriously, the fact you had to trip me to get that bike just means you're pathetic."
"I'm beginning to regret convincing Alejandro to go back for you." Georgia retorted.
"Will you please stop arguing?" Alejandro said as he and Georgia rode around a clay mine.
"I'll stop arguing when she stops being a bi-" Before Veronica can finish her sentence her trike runs right into the clay mine sending her flying.
"Thank goodness. I thought she'd never shut up." Georgia smirked. Alejandro nodded and they continued on.
/
In the air Chris is shown calling out of the helicopter from his megaphone. "Anyone who survives meet me at the finish! He turns to the audience. "There's more bombs to come, plus free fortune cookies with every take out entree. Right here on Total Drama World Tour!" As he finishes Veronica flies past the Helicopter screaming.
A/N: Sorry this is a bit late. The Holidays took up much of my time. Christmas shopping, wrapping presents. Writing a fanfiction for a secret santa thing I was involved with. You get it.