"Right next video, this one is called "assassin's creed II spoof." tawny said with a hint of evilness.
"Dio mio, this isn't going to go well." Ezio face palmed
The screen comes to life and it says
Ezio and Leonardo are on screen speaking
The blade, I managed to decipher the parchment it showed me exactly what to do –Scottish accent-but I wouldn't give a f**k.
Then some jumpy music starts and a picture of ezio walking is there and changes to different pictures of ezio, then the words assassin's creed II spoof jump on screen.
"What the hell? "Altair said trying to stifle a laugh.
A picture of ezio and his mother are on screen talking …
Self-expression is vital to understanding and enjoying life, you should find an outlet
Ezio says I have plenty of outlets.
Ezio sat bright red and knew what was coming
I meant other than vaginas…
Then the words –processing- appear very slowly
And then bright colours appear
And say over a video of ezio
Every time we touch I get this feeling, and every time we kiss I believe I could fly
And then the words "yeah you could expect more of ezio wanting to get into Leonardo's pants "in this,
, then words say
Let's find a rock, I mean a big ass rock, or maybe something like a cinder-block is better , I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face,-British accent –I've gone and soiled myself , I hope you happy now.
Next scene the words hey are on screen and some music plays. (A/n I can't be bothered to explain it all look at the bottom for the video,) then ezio holding someone he's just killed who is saying my diet is ruined I hope you're happy now,
Then a video clip saying reaches back like a boss and slap the hoe
Then ezio and Leonardo are speaking but an audio clip from Sponge-Bob is playing (a/n, and again I can't be bothered)
Then it says after it has changed scene a some duct tape and a bloody big hammer your gonna be busy the weekend
Then the words appear, "now let's do something a bit more manlier for ezzy-kins"
The song starts to play and shows clips of ezio fighting and other clips and then shows a picture with words underneath it saying ezio is not happy, and dear god help me, and puppy dog eyes are hard to pull off when you're an assassin.
And then ezio saying something and nodding his head up and down and the word I think I've broken ezio
"Can't be broken I'm a human being." ezio fumed
Then squeaky blade not so useful
I cannot be bothered to write anymore of this so here is the YouTube link thingy watch?v=4oPD563Y5x0
"That was so funny I think I'm going to die. "Connor howled
"Ma che cazzo "ezio grumbled
"I feel sorry for you ezio" Haytham kindly said
"Mon dieu" Arno laughed And Altair just laughing on the floor unable to speak
To be continued
Translations :
Mon dieu – my god
Ma che cazzo – what the fuck
Dio mio – my god
What did you think of that, did you find it funny if you did please review and give my constructive criticism and sorry for the long wait I have been quite busy and stuff
I will see you next update