The episode resumes with Chris on just the other side of the finish line to the race across the great wall of China. "Welcome back to Total Drama where our contestants are in a mega tough race down the great wall of-" Before Chris could finish his introduction two cries telling to watch out are heard. Chris just barely manages to dodge out of the way as Georgia and Alejandro cross the finish line.
They skid their vehicles to a halt and Alejandro smirked at Georgia. "It was a good race, but I emerge victorious!"
Georgia rolled her eyes. "On the contrary I believe you find I crossed first."
Chris struggles back to his feet. Alejandro turns to him. "May we check the photo finish?"
"What show do you think you're on? There's no prize for first place anyway." Chris shrugged.
"What?" The two villains said in unison.
"If you had waited for me to finish the rules, anybody who makes it over the line before the gong rings gets to join me for a very special lunch. Aka the next part of the competish." Chris explained.
"I still won though." Alejandro claimed.
"Only in your insipid little mind." Georgia retorted.
"Whoo hoo!" Kennedy cheered as she and Ed crossed the finish line. Her on the donkey, him in the rickshaw. "Third place! That was a wild ride Ed!"
"Surely this must be breaking some kind of rule?" Alejandro asked Chris.
"Nope. Kennedy crossed on the Donkey and Ed on the rickshaw, so they used both vehicles separately." Chris smirked.
Alejandro scowled. Patricia slowly walked across the finish line in clear pain. "I made it." She whispered before falling to the ground in front of everyone.
Ed whispered to Kennedy. "Considerin' she rode with us most of the way here, how low is her pain tolerance?"
"At least she managed it." Kennedy whispered back.
"You mentioned a lunch. Is that where Chef and Noah have been?" Georgia asked.
"It's where Chef has been. Noah on the other hand is with the interns. Turns out they gave me some faulty information about the wall earlier-"
"Gee you think?" Kennedy smirked.
"And he's not happy about it." Chris finished.
/
Noah is yelling at the same interns seen in Greece. "What was that? 18 million B.C?! How on Earth could you even think that was accurate?!"
"We did our research! That's what the internet said!" The blonde intern exclaimed.
"The internet?! Because everything on the internet is so accurate! Did they site a source of information? Or did you just click on the first link and assume the information was right without double checking?!" Noah ranted.
"Noah man, you know Chris works us hard. We were tired when we did the research." The African Canadian intern said.
"Chris has actually been forced to be lenient this season. You don't know how hard he'd been working you if those lawsuits hadn't been made. That said, I stand your point." Noah told them.
The interns looked at him in shock. After a few seconds Noah snapped. "Well? Get out of my sight before my moment of sympathy passes!" The interns ran off.
/
Chris is about to ring the gong. Just before he does Leilani makes it across. "Well, I guess that means everyone but Veronica is competing this round." Chris chuckled. "Follow me to our next challenge destination."
/
"To win today, you'll have to eat more everyone else at this totally awesome Chinese restaurant." Chris began.
"I assume it will not be anything like a Canadian Chinese restaurant?" Leilani deadpanned.
"Right you are. this is the world's most authentic Chinese restaurant You'll be enjoying real street food delicacies." Alejandro looked concerned. "Deep fried grasshoppers, kung pow larvae," Alejandro nearly puked at that one.
"Oh? Something that disturbs the great Alejandro?" Georgia teased.
"Pfft, I'm fine where I'm from we eat barbequed Guinea pig," He tried to claim his voice full of false bravado. "This is nothing."
Chris' phone went off again. This time the host seemed really annoyed as he answered the phone. "Yo, it's McLean. Yeah, I'm trying to make a show here?" Chris walked off to take his phone call.
"If its Veronica, remind her she signed the contract." Georgia called, as Veronica arrived covered in mud.
"Nice to see I was worried about." The socialite said sarcastically.
"We knew you'd be fine." Georgia replied.
"Where exactly did you land?" Alejandro asked. "You smell awful."
"A pigpen! That's where I landed. I got snouted! It was disgusting!" Veronica snapped.
"Well you seem no worse for the wear. So whatever." Georgia brushed her off.
"At least I get to see Alejandro squirm over the eating challenge. I saw that gag earlier." Veronica smirked.
(Confessional)
Alejandro: I have been dreading the eating challenge, because my body is my temple and what temple keeper would want to contaminate this? (He rips off his shirt and flexes his pecs.)
Static
Chris has returned to the table and is hanging up irately. He quickly composes himself. "Okay, you have to eat each bowl of delish food, opening your mouth to prove it went down. If you're last to finish, or you puke, you go sit with Veronica on the loser bench."
"They're the ones who have to stomach this. I'd way I'm the winner here." The socialite smirked.
Placed before them were bowls of some unknown cube of meat. Patricia nervously poked hers. "What is it?" She frowned.
At that moment the musical ding was heard. "Allow me to begin today's number." Chris announced.
(Song twenty-two. A Chinese lesson.)
Colored clouds sweep across the screen. When they clear it reveals Chris against a background with a light yellow sky and several purple mountains. Chris himself is wearing a blue and red robe, a fancy headdress, red face paint with white face paint around the eyes, and a long fake beard the same color as his hair.
Chris: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal.
The six contestants in the eating competition are shown against the same background, floating in the air sitting cross legged. The table floats up in front of them with the bowls of cubed meat.
Every contestant except Veronica: Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Patricia: Is that puke I feel?
"It's donkey meat. Local delicacy." Chris explained.
Kennedy winced. "Sorry donkey buddy." She popped the donkey meat into her mouth and swallowed. Then she stuck her tongue out. "Done."
Alejandro came up from under the table. "Dropped by chopsticks." He also stuck his tongue out.
Leilani and Ed ate theirs easily. Leaving only Georgia and Patricia.
Georgia was slowly chewing despite clearly being disgusted. Patricia was also chewing but it didn't take long before she gagged and puked.
"Patricia you're out. Loser bench!" Chris announced. The photographer moaned and sat down next to Veronica before puking a second time.
The next dish was a bowl of worms. Chef sat one in front of the remaining five contestants. Leilani smirked. "This is easy."
The colorful cloud transition takes us to the next verse of the song. The same background appears behind Chris, who is still dressed as before.
Chris: "Manman chi means "bon appétit."
The table floated up, now with the bowls of worms on it, as the remaining five contestants sang.
Everyone but Patricia and Veronica: "Manman chi. What do we have to eat?"
Georgia: I won't concede defeat!
"Live mealworms. Local delicacy." Chris claimed.
Pretty much everyone gagged, except Leilani who easily finished hers. "You call this gross? It'll take a lot more than that to get me down." She opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out.
Alejandro ducked under the table again. "Sorry I'm not good with chopsticks. They just keep slipping." He came back up and stuck his tongue out.
Ed finished next, leaving Kennedy and Georgia. Though the starlet tried, she took longer to swallow. "Done!" Kennedy said, sticking her tongue out.
"Georgia, you're out. Loser bench!" Chris told her. The starlet deliberately spat food in his face before sitting next to Patricia. Who she smirked at. The photographer swallowed.
The colorful clouds transition to the next verse of the song. The same background appears behind Chris, who is still culturally appropriating China.
Chris: Manman chi. It's dinner for four.
The table floated up, now with the bowls containing a single starfish on a skewer, as the remaining four contestants sang.
Alejandro, Kennedy, Ed, and Leilani: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Ed: I'm definitely done for!
"Starfish on a skewer. Local delicacy." Chris smirked
Everyone shuddered again, save Leilani who finished first as usual. Alejandro ducked under the table again, then came back up holding his hair tie. "I don't know why I'm having such trouble today." He stuck his tongue out.
This left Kennedy and Ed. Who were both in the process of chewing their starfish. In the end, Kennedy finish just before Ed.
" Ed you're out loser bench!" Chris called to him. Ed sat down next to Patricia and looked concerned. "Are you still puking from the first course?"
The photographer puked again. "It's hard to stop. When upset." Ed shrugged.
The next course was set in front of the remaining three. It was a bowl of some green mush with an eyeball and tentacles sticking out.
"Yeah we don't even know what that's called. It ain't right whatever it is." Chris said.
The colorful clouds transition to the next verse of the song. The same background appears behind Chris, and he is still in the outfit.
Chris: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.
The table floated up, now with the bowls containing the green mush with tentacle and eyeball, as the remaining three contestants sang,
Leilani, Kennedy, and Alejandro: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!
Ed interrupted the song. "Hold up, why does Alejandro keep ducking under the table?"
"I've merely been grabbing things I've dropped." Alejandro defended.
Chris' phone went off again. The host answered, now extremely irate. "Listen man-" That was all they heard as the host walked off.
"Three times in a row? Yeah, that's a coincidence." Ed glared. He looked under the table. Nothing was there. A brief look of surprise passed over Alejandro's face, but he quickly recovered.
Patricia puked again. Kennedy's eyes narrowed. "I know Patricia has a weak stomach, but at this point she should be dry heaving. How does she still have food in her stomach?"
Ed's eyes narrowed. He walked over to Chris. "Chris what are you gonna do about Alejandro's cheating?!"
"Yeah, okay, budget blah, blah, blah. What am I supposed to do?" The host was telling whoever was on the phone.
"Get off the phone and host the show!" Ed snapped. Chris hung up irately. "Alejandro is slipping his food to Patricia!"
"It is a lie!" Alejandro claimed.
"All you have is circumstantial evidence." Georgia pointed out.
"Can we just finish the challenge?" Veronica asked.
Patricia couldn't look anyone in the eye.
"Listen we gotta wrap this up. So here's the dealio. One last round. Whoever wins had invincibility from tonight's vote and they get to take the person of their choice up to first class with them." Chris said.
"And Alejandro's cheating?" Ed asked.
Chris pulled out a dragon mask. "Patricia put this mask on to prove you can keep your mouth shut." He tossed it to the photographer, who actually looked relieved.
"Let's get this done." Chris said.
The colorful clouds transition to where the song left off. The table floats up again. still holding the green mush with tentacle and eyeball.
Leilani, Kennedy, and a much less enthused Alejandro: Manman chi. Manman chi-i-i.
Chris: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman...
Alejandro puked. Kennedy was not far behind. Leilani ate her entire bowl.
Leilani: There is no food that can beat me, my stomach's strong you see!
Patricia puked through her mask. She groaned.
/
A shot of the plane is shown, then we are brought inside the cargo hold with Georgia and Patricia. The photographer is looking the starlet dead in the eyes. Seriously. "I ate Alejandro's food. Every course. Give back camera. Like you promised."
"Very well then." Georgia agreed, handing the camera back to Patricia who put it around her neck. Then she glared at Georgia before leaving. Alejandro and Veronica came out of the shadows.
"Why'd you give her camera back?" Veronica frowned.
"It was the only way to get her to cheat for us. Sure, I could have gone back on my word, but all that would do is put a target on me." Georgia shrugged.
"Why were you having her cheat for Alejandro anyway?" Veronica asked.
"Simple. I was out, you were out, all that was left on our side was Alejandro. I noticed his pathetic attempt at cheating and decided Patricia could make it less likely he'd be caught. I was hoping to make Leilani lose so we could vote her out." Georgia explained.
"Well I certainly appreciated the help." Alejandro admitted. "Why Leilani though?"
"She and Patricia are the only couple left in the game. Ed and Kennedy we have a chance of turning against each other, but Patricia and Leilani? No way. Leilani is the stronger of the two." Georgia explained.
"So you think we should vote out Patricia?" Veronica asked.
"Precisely." The starlet said.
"Fine, but I'm telling you. Kennedy is more dangerous than you might think." Veronica warned.
/
Chris began his schpeal. "Okay let's get this done quick. One of you is going off the plane, you voted, yada yada."
"Let's see, two votes for Georgia, two votes for Veronica and three votes for..." Chris paused for dramatic effect. "Patricia!"
"What?!" Leilani and Patricia said.
Before they could say more Chris' phone went off again. This time he hung up immediately, throwing it over his shoulder.
"The producers are breathing down my neck, and I'm getting a lot of flack on this budget stuff. Basically, I'm not in the mood to argue right now." Chris told them.
"So first you blackmail my girlfriend, then you vote her out?!" Leilani growled glaring at Georgia.
"Woah, what's this about blackmail?" Ed asked.
"Georgia threatened camera." Patricia said.
Ed whistled. "Top of the line camera. Yeah, I wouldn't want to lose it."
"Not just that." Patricia admitted. "Father gave to me."
"Wow. You know i didn't think anyone on the plane would be as bad a Veronica but Georgia's really giving her a run for her money." Kennedy said.
"Whatever." Georgia brushed her off.
Leilani turned to Patricia. "I'm going to miss you." She said, a single tear in her eyes.
"You're crying." The photographer noted.
"You have a way of making me care." The horror fanatic said. She leaned forward and the two girlfriends kissed.
"Hello? What part of low budget did you not get?!" Chris snapped.
They pulled apart and Leilani looked Patricia dead in the eyes. "I'll get them back. I promise."
Patricia smiled and jumped out the plane.
"Leilani who you taking to first class now that your girlfriend is gone?" Chris asked.
"Kennedy." Leilani answered. The prankster looked surprised.
(confessional)
Leilani: I wanted to win before, but now I'm playing for more than me. I'm playing for Patricia too. I swear they will pay Patricia. I will avenge you.
The confessional paused and we see Chris and Chef are in the cockpit now. "Oh nothing says ratings like revenge plot!" Chris chuckled. " Will Leilani succeed? Can the villain alliance be stopped? Will Veronica continue to annoy Alejandro and Gerogia? The answers to some of these questions next time. On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
A/N: So Patricia leaves. Since she's my OC I knew I didn't want her to make it any further. The main reason I added her to this cast is because I knew she had potential to be a great OC. The thing is OC's that talk briefly like Patricia tend to be early outs in most SYOC's because of how hard they can be to write. I know Patricia so I figured, why not write her myself?
You'll also notice only one character left this round. That's because I, like many others, feel Rapa Phooey doesn't have much going on in it. I also feel its out of place because its the only post merge reward challenge. So I decided I wasn't going to have any reward challenges in the post merge.
Questions:
What did you like about this chapter?
Is your OC in character?
How good is your character at kicking/dodging soccer balls?
How good is your character's aim?