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Session 103

Holding it together

Consligmon's eyes shot open.

He wasn't entirely certain how long he had been out, but it was long enough to have a moustache drawn on his face. He made a quick glance towards Issacmon, who was currently trying to pull his mouth open Of course, that didn't really account for the duo finding themselves surrounded by the familiar white walls and floor of an order. Or maybe it was the same order base from an earlier chapter,

"Oh crap. They're awake." a voice announced and the spy turkey pulled himself up, giving his companion a slight tap in the process. Once that had been done, the two returned their attention to these mad pranksters. Which in this case, turned out to be a girl cradling a 'sock puppet' of sorts. The girl had gone for pink tank top-skirt combo with a matching pair of high heeled slippers for this particular occasion. Of note was her tan skin and chocolate eyes, being finished off with some bright yellow hair going down to her neck. The sock puppet on the other hand, had gone for a faded yellow costume with a couple simple to denote eyes and the face.

"Fuck. We're in the wrong fic." the girl remarked and got a cross look from the sock puppet. "Oh hey, there's no swear jar!"

She then dropped the sock puppet and pumped her fist.

"Of all the things that are going on, that's what you're happy about?" the sock puppet responded and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry about this. We've been stuck in this smol enclosure for far too long."

Issacmon made a quick glance towards his friend and attempted to do some of hand motion, which the turkey didn't quite understand. His focus had been on the sock puppet. More specifically, what sort of mechanism laid under it. It was probably mechanical or a little creature, which left magical or a spirit of some sort.

"Only one way to find out." he thought and grabbed hold of the sock puppet. But when he tried to lift it up, a bolt of electricity coursed through his body and forced the spy turkey to drop the sock puppet.

"What was that for?!" Conslighmon screamed and watched the girl take a deep breath.

"Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!" the girl announced and began to dance around the room.

Mean Look!

For a few seconds, the area seemed to find itself cast in night as a face appeared within it all. Which everyone focused on and fell over from shock.

"That's why." the girl explained as the lighting returned to normal. "Though, this is just a good time as any to introduce ourselves."

"I'm Mimi and that's Daisy." the sock puppet explained and did a small hop. "And yes, I'm the one talking. Not the idiot who's brain is as bright as her tan."
"Hey!"

"So what do you want?" Consligmon inquired and got laughter from the girl. "Uh… I don't see anything funny with this."

For once, the author had to agree with his characters on this occasion. If given the choice, he would've sent them back to their nice little airship via catapult and been done with them. But since the girl's master was his A03 counterpart and did help with the whole 'clearing-out-the-order' mess among other things, he was willing to be gracious enough host.

"Wait, we're not even on A03 at the moment?"

Technically. It kind of depends on what site its being read from.

"What are you even talking about?" Consligmon remarked, but got no answer from either the author or these two new companions. Heck, Issacmon chose to stay silent for this particular moment. Though, he was also trying to free his mouth from the bubblegum stuffed in his mouth.

"Uh… Well, off we go!" Daisy announced and ran away, Mimi following right behind. "See you later… Not"
But before she could do that, Consligmon gave her a slight kick and knocked her to the ground.

"No." the spy turkey whispered. "Talk."

"Why should I?" Daisy countered as she watched her potential opponent pull out his gun. "Eh. I survived worse."

"Really now?"

A shot rang out without a second thought as laughter filled the air. Yet, the actual damage down was far less than what either party had expected. It was actually kind of a disappointment when you got down to it.

"How sad. Is this really the best that the characters of FFnet can offer?" Daisy taunted as her cheeks began to glow. "To think that those idiot geezers really thought they could pull a fast one on me, of all peoples! No wonder that stupid whale got her ass stuck here."

First off, your total sample size is two digimon, which accounts for a small percent of the people here. Secondly, that's just rude (even if they do turn out to be evil). And third, what does dragging some random girl down within all of this have to do with any of this?

"Do it matter, fuckhead?!" Daisy announced and flipped the sky off. Because everyone knows that is a truly wonderful idea to be emulated. "You're truly being such wonderful help right now, would you like a cookie?"

No thanks. Knowing my luck, you probably spit on it and/or poison it.

"Said by the guy who couldn't even fight his own battles."

She got no response, since the author decided now was as good a time as any to go off and take a walk. Maybe even get a snack. Anything to drown out the whining of this truly wonderful annoyance. He decided that it was a goldfish sort of day and poured himself a small bowl of them. If nothing else, he could just chew loudly.

"Hey, come back here!" Issacmon finally announced, having finally gotten the gum out of his mouth. "I missed all that had happened!"

Offscreen, the author let out a sigh. As tempted as he was to do some form of recap for the tea-loving angel, he was more than frustrated by the combination of prior events to really care at this particular moment. He needed some time for himself, so he took a break. Which he was describing to the small amount of readers who had braved their way to that point. It was the sort of thing that could go either way in one's book, not that it really was the sort of thing to bother him. Okay, maybe a tiny bit. Especially when not a single person had taken the time to even look at the chapter he had invested quite a bit of time and energy into writing. But that was a rant for another time.

Currently, the rumbling of a large ship approached as a door appeared.

"I guess it's time that we part." Daisy taunted as she opened the door and pushed both champion digimon through. "A shame that things had to go down like this."

On the other side, the two found the rest of Delta waiting. Mixed emotions seemed to hang over them, the result of the mess that occured over the past couple chapters.

Notes:

A bit of a mess and not because we had 'guests' this time around.

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Next Time: Heading through the final door. I wonder what awaits us there?