"Hello and welcome back too hell, well for the assassins it is but not for you my dear readers .so what are we watching too day. "tawny said gleefully whilst reaching for the laptop.
The assassins were lounging around on the floor waiting and nervous because they didn't know what they were going to watch.
"well today we are going to watch "LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer by tobuscus" I laughed evilly.
"oh brother "Connor said glumly.
"what, why do you say that." tawny said.
"it's just the way you said it. "all of the assassins and Templar chorused.
" ok, then let's just watch the video "tawny said sadly as she turned to the laptop to play the video.
the words tobuscus appear on screen and a metal curtain thing comes down. then a disclaimer
stargate, ubisoft, sparkle.
Black:
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.
And people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy-ah
"why is there so much emphasis of words its very annoying" Haytham tersely said.
BLOOM TRANSITION
The birds get the hell out of there because they know something's going down, is he gonna die? No it's a medium shot, pan, zoom, and slow-mo. means he's the target.
Mysterious hooded man watches (whispered- from a distance)
"I wonder who that could be "Ezio said excitedly
Take a second to look awesome time to go walk in slow motion so you still look awesome, guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you but don't mind him just keep looking awesome that shadow will take care of him.
WHITE
Guard says "stop".
Just kill him with your awesome the other guard got hit by an arrow so you're good.
PART THE RED SEA.
Hopefully those guards have good armour.
No they don't. maybe they do.
they don't.
now act like you didn't do it.
they're not buying it.
target comes out of his shelter.
he's distracted by a feather.
he's like "shoot me".
he likes feather's
he looks up when he remembers "ooh I love birds"
NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE EVERYWHERE PEOPLE DIE, TARGET DOESN'T DIE.
HES FINE.
TARGET SENDS HORSE MEN TO DIE KILL THE HORSE, THE RIDER FALLS THE RIDER. THE RIDER FALLS DOWN.
TARGETS STILL NODS AND SOME OTHER GUARD THAT WERE HIDING IN PILlARS.
COME OUT AND THEN TAKE THEIR FORMATION THEN TARGET PULLS OUT HIS SWORD THEN GOES TO SMELL HIS SWORD …NOT SURE WHY.
MYSTERIOUS HOODED MAN JOINED BY OTHER HOODED PEOPLE.
YOURE NECT.
RUN-NING, RUUUUUUUUNNING.
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK.
"what did you think "tawny exclaimed
Ezio, fanboy-ing -was that me
Altair &Connor, stoic and a bit angry - why don't we have something that awesome
Jacob- EVIE, I HAVE A NEW IDEA -
Evie- if it involves making some of the rook's assassins. No, you are NOT DOING IT.
Arno-fucking Italian, us French are equally as good I also have mysterious hooded people
Haytham- I don't know what I just watched.
a/n – sorry for not updating this for months, but I am thinking of adding Edward, Malik and Leonardo.