"And welcome back everyone, even though it's been a year and a bit since I was last seen. I am back! "Tawny said which drama.
"Well it took you long enough!" all the assassins and templar screamed.
"I know and I'm sorry I've been busy with life and mostly school "Tawny screeched matter of factly.
Anyway, shall we get on with the video." Tawny stated bluntly.
"just play the **** video" Malik commented angrily.
"cheese, all right, the video we will be watching is *trumpet noises* ULTIMATE ASSASSINS CREED 3 SONG"
All the assassins lent forward in their seats
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fighting machine
Big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros?
I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin
Killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river
Need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin'
You can never find me
In the bushes
In the haystacks
In your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin' up the walls
LIKE A BOSS
What you lookin' at, bitch?
Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
*Connor starts to swing his tomahawk about in time with the music*
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY
Always up to no good
Don't know how I can see
Out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds
Touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade
For a secret attack
*everyone moves way from Connor as he's getting more violent with tomahawk swinging*
Jumpin' off of giant buildings
Like I was a Super Man
Use your mama as a meat shield
Every time that I can
Take a break from the war
To hunt for some meat
"What? A man's gotta eat!"
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse
Feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers
And you'll find the fuckin' heat
Revolution I lead
With the world, I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers-
I don't wear briefs!
You can't step up to me
And my gang
Horse and carriage drive-bys
Bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique
Like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar
Before this shit's done!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
*Connors tomahawk flies straight into the screen ripping it in two as the final verse plays without a video*
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
"So what ya think and I have to pay for that now Connor thanks," Tawny said with much enthusiasm and sarcasm toward Connor.
"as we can tell Connor thoroughly enjoyed this song. Wait where has everyone else gone. "Tawny wondered concerned.
"were behind the chairs. We were hiding from the tomahawk-wielding maniac "Haytham said calmly and then had a tomahawk embedded into the wall by his head. Haytham gulped.
"We weren't listening to it we were trying to get away from Connor "Altair stated vouching for the other assassins.
Connor was still visibly shaking with happiness from the song although Haytham was whimpering because he'd have to deal with a hyper son later.
"well, I'm glad you enjoyed it Connor too bad no one else was able to watch," Tawny said happily.
"That being said everyone else was too afraid of getting their heads cut off and now I have to pay for the screen to be fixed" Tawny mumbled maliciously, and then sighed.
(A/n I'm sorry I haven't updated in a year or so but year 11 (10th grade for Americans I think) is hard with GCSE's and stuff (look up what they are because I'm not really sure either) but I hope to update sometime in the future even if updates are sparse.)