"And we're back," Tawny said uneasily. "we've also got some more assassins coming "
"Well who are they", the assassins and templar screeched almost angrily.
"ok, ok, damn no need to get violent" Tawny scoffed, pressing a button that opened a trap door in the ceiling and faint creams could be heard getting louder as everyone in the theatre looked up towards the hole.
As the screams became unbelievably loud, 2 people, one dressed like a generic pirate and the other in assassin robes. Fell from the hole landing in a heap on the floor.
"Glad you could finally make it Edward and Thatch. Now I have bought you two here to watch some videos; to explain it simply, moving pictures. "Tawny explained in a flourish of dramatics.
"Oi 'ow do ye know arr names," Thatch said menacingly.
Whilst Edward sat on the floor looking around the room and at the other assassins and templar that were staring at them expectantly.
"That is none of your concern," Tawny spat. "now the video we are going to watch today is called ASSASSINS CREED ROCK ANTHEM BY SMOSH." Tawny addressed the occupants of the theatre.
She pressed a button on her laptop and the screen came to life.
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
"yarr, that be true" thatch said enjoying the song.
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone
By the end of the song, Edward and thatch were 'singing'' the song loudly; which could almost have been counted as screeching.
The other assassins and templar were huddling behind chairs and tables shielding their ears from their torture.
"Well in glad you enjoyed the song Edward and Thatch," Tawny said happily. Then muttering to herself darkly "too bad no one else could enjoy it though."
"anyway, I hope you enjoyed the video, unfortunately, the other assassins and Haytham might be temporarily deaf, meaning we won't be able to get their feedback on this song." Tawny said glumly albeit with a hint of distain towards Edward and Thatch.
(A/n thank you for being patient with my erratic updates, I am sorry that thatch might be a bit OOC, but hey I had fun writing the character even though I still haven't played black flag yet.