Toadette Farts

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

...and burps. And flies. And sneezes. And cries. And wheezes. And gets the hiccups. And gets tickled. And barfs. And has her stomach growl. And wets herself. And sings. And dances. And inflates herself, just like a balloon, this crazy chick just digs this tune! ...plus all sorts of problematic things she has... I couldn't think of anything better.

2. Chapter 2

Toadette's stomach growled as she gulped, placing her hands on her rumbling stomach as she suddenly was inflated.

Did I mention that she was with some others in the toy kingdom making up the refurbished Ribbon Road?

"What's happening to me?" Toadette remarked as she began hiccuping, which caused her to bounce all over the place.

"No idea." Dry Bowser remarked as he was placing new colorful ribbons around the pencil towers.

Toadette stopped hiccuping as she bumped into a giant red block, several much smaller blocks falling on her as she wheezed in pain, returning to her normal size as she then sneezed loudly, shaking her head as she felt another rumble in her stomach, burping loudly, which in turn caused all the blocks on the toy table to fall down. Toadette then barfed as she rubbed her mouth, groaning.

"Oh... this looks bad..." Toadsworth remarked to Toad, who nodded his head in agreement as they watched all the various events happen to Toadette.

Toadette then began giggling as she rolled on the ground, feeling like she was being tickled by small invisible hands as she then peed herself, causing her to cry as her tears made the ribbon road wet, which made several of the Mii racers spin around and crash off the table. Toadette then snapped out of it, getting up to sing and dance as a way to make her forget that she wet herself.

"Well she got over that quickly." Dry Bowser stated after piecing himself back together from the blocks that all fell on him.

Toadette then stopped dancing as she twirled her pink pigtails, and began to fly. Everyone looked up to see her high in the toy room, with the pink mushroom girl picking out a Mega Mushroom she had stuffed in her pink mushroom cap and eating it, becoming huge as she then performed a ground pound on the toy table, causing everything in the Ribbon Road race course, including the race track itself, to collapse.

"I've been wanting to try this for a long time!" The giant Toadette stated with a devious smirk as she pulled her own finger.

And lo, it was Toadette's fart of giant proportions that destroyed the entire table, and cause the room to look like a war zone. When Pikachu, the owner of The Room, entered, he was so shocked at how bad it smelled from the blast of gas Toadette emitted that he immediately closed the door, and ran away for safety, for his own health.

Damn, Toadette, you nasty.