MISTLETOE IN JUNE
Steve: Morning, Danny, I-
Danny: *looks up* Is that mistletoe?
Steve: Yes. I-
Danny: It's June.
Steve: Yes. Would-
Danny: Not Christmas.
Steve: Damn, Christmas or not tradition should still apply. Now, how about we-
Danny: But-
Steve: *irritated* Look, it took me longer than necessary to find this stupid plant and then follow you just so I could get you under it. Can I just kiss you? Please?
Danny: …
Danny: You don't actually need mistletoe to kiss me, Steve.
Steve: Oh!
Danny: Yeah. You can do it whenever you like.