HOW TO GREET FRIENDS

Steve: Why do you do that?

Danny: Do what exactly?

Steve: You've embraced Max when he arrived.

Danny: *shrugs* I hadn't seen him in a while.

Steve: You also did that to Chin when he walked in and you saw him yesterday.

Danny: What's your point, Steven?

Steve: You did the same to Kono and Adam as well.

Danny: So?

Steve: So, when you greeted me at the door you waved rather unenthusiastically and said, "Hey Steve". A little disingenuous, is it not?

Danny: Um well...

Steve: *rolls eyes, pulls Danny to the door, exist and closes the door behind him*

Chin: What's he up to?

Danny: I have no idea.

Steve: *knocks*

Danny: *opens door*

Steve: *squishes Danny in a bear hug*

Danny: What?!

Steve: And furthermore...

Danny: Ste- hrmmph! *words cut off by a very slow, passionate kiss*

Chin, Kono, Adam and Max: *claps and whistles*

Kono (10 minutes later): Oi! Get a room!