Chapter 9: Just Wanna Have Fun
Earth
Knoxville, Tennessee, U.S.A.
McFoley Residence
Jacob went off to church while his friends were keeping an eye on RWBY and JNPR. They gave them all something to do to keep them entertained. Ruby and Nora were watching an animated show called 'Spongebob Squarepants' that Kelly put on the TV.
"This is hilarious," Ruby laughed.
"Now I want some of those krabby patties he makes," Nora said as she started drooling.
"And his friend Patrick is just so dumb," Ruby laughed
Blake was sitting on a chair reading RWBY: After the Fall after Kelly handed it to her.
"I feel terrible for team CFVY," she thought.
She learned about their traumatic childhoods and the mission they took during Volume 2.
Weiss was using Kelly's laptop and was learning about Earth's businesses and politics. She had mixed feelings for a man she learned about, the current president of the United States, Donald Trump. She can make some comparisons between him and her father. She wondered what would happen if the two would actually meet. Just thinking about it made her cringe. She then decided to look up Earth's governments and how they work. She frowned at a type of government known as a dictatorship. It reminds her too much of her father.
Jaune and Pyrrha were watching their show's spin off series, RWBY Chibi on Ricky's laptop that he brought over. They cooed at how cute their counterparts were.
"This is both funny and adorable," Jaune said.
"I love how the show turned Cinder's last name into a joke," Pyrrha laughed.
Ren was reading about Earth's cultures and religions, but more focused on Chinese culture because China and Mistral's cultures have many comparisons between each other.
"It's amazing how both worlds are different yet have so much in common," Ren thought.
Yang was playing a video game called Mortal Kombat on another TV with Ricky.
"Dang, who knew this game was so violent," Yang said as she was button mashing on her controller.
"Come on, Sub-Zero. Come on!" Ricky shouted at his avatar as he was having trouble beating Yang.
"Johnny Cage wins. Fatality," the announcer on the game said.
"Motherfucker!" Ricky shouted as Yang laughed at his defeat.
"I demand a rematch," Ricky said.
"You're on, big boy," Yang said.
Allen and Kelly were making plans on what to do if the teams wanted to get out and look around.
"Look you're going to half to go shopping for them so they can blend in better," Allen said.
"Why should it have to be me?" Kelly complained.
"JNPR and RWBY are mostly made up of girls and you are the only one that can get them," Allen explained.
"I'd be spending all my money," Kelly complained.
"The guys and I will pay back some of the money for you, so that way we all are paying," Allen said.
"What about Jaune and Ren's clothing?" She asked.
Allen sighed.
"I'll go with you and get their clothes," he answered.
"Oh, we need some hair dye for Weiss's hair," Kelly pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Good idea," Allen said.
The front door opened revealing Jacob.
"I'm back from church everyone," he called out.
"Hey Jacob," Allen and Kelly said.
"Oooooohhhhhh!"
Everyone heard Pyrrha yell out.
Jacob and his friends ran up to Pyrrha, who was holding Kelly's laptop and blushing heavily.
"What happened?" Ricky asked.
"W-Well I-I wanted to look up more information on us a-and found this w-website a-a-and..." Pyrrha tried explaining then turned her head away in embarrassment.
Jacob, Kelly, Allen, and Ricky looked at the screen, then blushed while Ricky tried not to laugh.
They all saw pictures of Jaune and Pyrrha naked and committing lewd and sexual acts.
"Rule 34," Jacob, Allen, and Kelly said at the same time.
Ricky then bursted into laughter knowing that Pyrrha accidentally looked up porn. It was a good thing that Jaune was in the bathroom not seeing this. Kelly slapped Ricky across the face as he cried out in pain. They suddenly heard the sound of a camera snap. They all looked and saw that Pyrrha just took a picture of the pictures on the computer with her scroll.
"A little thirsty Pyrrha?" Ricky smirked, earning him a smack in the back of the head from Allen.
Just then, the Remnans, including Jaune, walked up.
"What's going on?" Jaune asked.
"Nothing!" Jacob, company, and Pyrrha quickly shouted as Allen closed the laptop.
"So what did you guys plan out?" Jacob asked Allen and Kelly.
"We planned to go shopping for clothes and other supplies for RWBY and JNPR tomorrow," Kelly answered.
"We just need their measurements," Allen added.
"We can give them to you," Ruby said.
"Good, tomorrow Kelly and Allen go shopping while Ricky and I watch you guys," Jacob said.
An hour later, RWBY and JNPR were all on Kelly's computer looking up the RWBY fandom and other stuff made and created by the show's fans. The looked up fan art, cosplay outfits, merchandiser, fan theories, and fan fiction. The fan theories and fan fiction is what caught their attention the most.
"Wow who knew we were so popular," Nora said.
"Yeah, who knew," Pyrrha said with unease.
Pyrrha was disappointed that there were people on Earth that know who she was, but then thought that most of the people in this world don't know who she was. That gave her a small sense of hope to make some more people would want to be her friend and not for her fame.
"And why do people keep wondering that my Uncle Qrow is my dad? That's not true! And that's gross!" shouted Ruby.
"And has anyone noticed that some of these fan fictions are centered around Jaune?" Weiss asked.
"Well to be fare, Jaune is pretty popular among the fandom," Jacob said.
"Yeah, but to go as far as to turning him into a god and bedding almost all the girls in the show, getting children in the end?" Ren asked.
"Well blondes do get all the action and I'm kind of jealous," Ricky said.
"And in one fanfic, Jaune beds all of team RWBY, Pyrrha, and Nora all at once. Ruby was actually the most aggressive out of all of them and kept asking Jaune to do it more," Kelly said.
"Eep!" Ruby hid her face in her hood.
"Not to mention got with the mothers, including Salem and Ms. Goodwitch," Ricky said.
"Ew! Gross!" Ruby blurted out.
"Honestly Jaune," Blake said with a slight grin.
"Come on! I didn't do anything yet!" Jaune shouted.
"Wow Jaune. Who knew you were such a pervert," teased Weiss.
Jaune then pouted.
"Yep. Jaune gets all the MILFs," Ricky said with a grin.
"So Jaune, who do you like better?" Yang asked with a cheeky grin and getting up close to Jaune.
"I-I-I uh... Uhhh..." Jaune struggled to say something but didn't know what to say.
Pyrrha looked a little upset, but tried her best not to show it.
"Begone THOT! Arkos for life!" Kelly shouted.
Jaune and Pyrrha glanced at each other then turned away blushing.
"What about White Knight?" Nora said grinning.
"Not happening," Weiss huffed.
"Because you're a bit of an icy bitch," Ricky muttered.
"What was that?" Weiss turned to Ricky.
"Nothing. But we all know that Renora is happening," Ricky said.
"Hey, we're together. But not together-together," Nora said.
"The signs say otherwise," said Allen.
Nora pouted in response while Ren stayed neutral.
"So Blake, what do you like better, blacksun or bumbleby?" Kelly asked Blake.
Blake's face turned red after being asked that. Yang tried her best not to look at Blake.
"Okay then. Yang do you like the Bellabooty," Kelly asked Yang with a grin while pointing at Blake's butt.
"Uhhh... well I uh..." a red faced Yang rubbed the back of her head and struggled to speak.
"Come on, Kelly. Leave them alone," Allen said.
"Party pooper," Kelly said.
"You know what I'd like to see?" Rick asked.
"No, what?" Ruby asked.
"Snowbird," Ricky answered.
"And that is?" Weiss asked.
"Qrow and Winter," he said.
As soon as he answered that, Ricky finds Weiss' rapier, Myrtenaster aimed at his throat.
"Don't. Even. Joke. About. That," Weiss growled.
"I told you we shouldn't talk about that ship in front of Weiss," Jacob said.
Later at night they all did something else after RWBY and JNPR gave Kelly their measurements. Ruby, Yang, Jaune, and Nora were all playing a video game called 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' on the Nintendo Switch. And it was pure madness.
"Go, Sonic. Show them speed is everything," Ruby called to her character.
"Oh, no! Nora's got a hammer!" Jaune panicked as Nora was madly cackling.
"Falcon punch!" Yang shouted Captain Falcon's catchphrase.
Kelly gave Blake a book titled '50 Shades of Grey' to read. After an hour reading the book, Blake went to the bathroom with the book in her hand. And anyone who would walk by the bathroom could hear soft moaning and heavy breathing coming from inside.
Meanwhile, Weiss, Ren, Pyrrha, and Allen were all playing a game of four way chess. The game way intense and eventually just when a winner was about to be determined, a ball lands on the board and Trisha hops on the board, knocking pieces over.
"Hey!" Weiss shouted.
"Sorry, my bad," Kelly said.
Jacob and Ricky were looking up phone numbers and emails to contact Rooster Teeth.
"Okay so we have ways of contacting Rooster Teeth, now what," Ricky asked.
"Before we can call them we need to find a good spot to film without anyone witnessing RWBY and JNPR showing off their skills," Jacob explained.
"Do we have to get out of town for this," Ricky asked.
"If we can't find any good spot within Knoxville, then we might as well do so," said Jacob.
"Man this is frustrating," Ricky said.
"Yeah, lets see if we can find a good spot on Google Maps," Jacob said.
The two then started to look up a good place in Knoxville that is safe from detection from the public.