Chapter 10: Shopping

Walmart

November 10th, 2019

Allen and Kelly took Kelly's silver Volkswagen Golf and drove their way to Walmart after they had breakfast to get some clothes for RWBY and JNPR. They both pulled out their shopping lists and went inside.

"Okay Kelly, you remember the plan right?" Allen asked.

"Yep. You shop for the boys, and I shop for the girls," she answered.

"Good. Just making sure," Allen said as he and Kelly grabbed shopping carts.

They both split up and started to gather the listed items. Allen walked around finding clothes for the right size for Jaune and Ren. Minutes later Kelly, with her cart filled, walked up to Allen.

"Got the clothes, women's care products, and temporary hair dye," Kelly said.

"You're a fast shopper," Allen said.

Kelly looked into Allen's cart then frowned.

"What is this?" Kelly asked.

"What is what?" Allen asked back.

"This," Kelly said pulling out plane shirts.

"Shirts," Allen answered.

"No, this is crap," she said as she tossed them aside.

She started looking at the all the boy shirts as putting different shirts into Allen's cart.

"What are you doing?" Allen now asked.

"Just making sure the boys fit in more to this world," Kelly answered.

"Kelly, we're getting them clothes so they can blend in, not get people's attention by turning RWBY and JNPR into models," Allen said.

"Just roll will it you asshole," she said.

"Since when are you trying to become Coco Adel?" Allen asked.

"Since I decided to tell you to shut the hell up," she answered.

Allen can only sigh in defeat as he knew he can't win an argument with Kelly. They made their way to the men's care section and Allen is trying not to get a headache from Kelly grabbing men's care products. He then noticed Kelly grab something he wished she didn't grab.

"Why the fuck are you getting a box of condoms?!" Allen angrily whispered.

"In case team JNPR decides they want to do it," Kelly said with a cheeky smile.

Allen face palmed at Kelly's idea.

"Kelly, we are not getting a box of condoms just so you can watch Pyrrha and Nora 'polish' Jaune and Ren's 'swords' ," Allen said irritably.

"Come on, Allen," Kelly whined.

"Nope. I draw the line at that. And that is final," Allen said firmly.

"Uhg, fine ya party pooper," Kelly groaned in disappointment as she put the box of condoms back on the shelf.

After they got to the check stand and paid for all the stuff, Allen and Kelly went to her car.

"Hey Allen, do you want to get pizza from Costco for the others?" Kelly asked.

Allen thought about it then gave his answer.

"I guess we can."

"Great!" she said.

They loaded the stuff in the car then drove to Costco. When they went inside and ordered pizza to go. They then sat at an empty table waiting for the pizza to be ready to go.

"What do we do if they can't get back?" Kelly asked.

"What do you mean?" Allen asked.

"I mean do we let them live with us? Do we turn them over to the authorities or what?" Kelly wondered.

"Kelly where is this coming from?" Allen asked.

"I'm worried that if they can't get back, they might not stop the Fall of Beacon or fight back against Salem," she explained.

"I'm sure they will get back. Ozpin has security cameras remember? Besides, even if he doesn't I'm sure he'll notice their absence" he reminded her.

"Yeah I'm just worried, that's all," she said.

"Hey, we're all worried. I bet even Ruby and the others are worried. But hey, I'm positive they will get back," Allen said.

"Yeah I guess you're right," said Kelly.

After waiting, they finally took the pizza, went to the car, and drove home. They got back home and walked through the door with everything from Walmart and Costco.

"We're back, and we got pizza," Kelly called out.

"Alright lets give all this crap to the teams and set the pizza in the kitchen, and make sure Nora doesn't eat it all," Jacob said as he grabbed some bags from Kelly.


An hour later, everyone started to eat their pizza.

"Weiss, you're not supposed to eat a pizza with a fork and knife," Ricky said as he saw Weiss doing just that.

"That's how Ice Queen works," Yang said as Weiss huffed at Yang's comment.

"Oh, wait what will they do while we are at school?" Allen suddenly realized.

"Oooooooh yeah. you're right," Jacob said as he was thinking.

"Can't you take us with you?" Ruby suggested.

"No. No, no, no, no, no. You guys would probably tear down the high school," Jacob said.

"We can't let them stay here either. Besides Kelly's parents will wonder why they aren't at school," Allen pointed out.

"He's got you there, Jacob," Ricky added.

"Come on. I bet it will be fun," Nora said.

"It would be nice to learn more about Earth," Pyrrha added.

"I am curious to see what the library is like," Blake said.

"Pretty please?" Ruby begged Jacob.

Jacob was in a deep thought, wondering if he should or not.

"Son of a bitch," he muttered.