Chapter 13: Hanging Out

McFoley Residence

A few hours passed and school ended for the day and everyone went back to Kelly's house. Blake, Ren, and Weiss were looking up Earth's achievements on Kelly's computer, While Ruby, Nora, Jaune, and Pyrrha were playing a video game called Mario Kart as Yang was cheering Ruby on to win. Meanwhile Jacob and his friends were finishing up homework. They walk in the living room to RWBY and JNPR.

"Damn it, Ruby!" Jaune yelled as he got hit with a blue shell.

"Go Ruby," Yang cheered.

"Why am I getting so angry?" Pyrrha said in a frustrated tone.

"Come on Princess Peach, show them what you're made of!" Nora called to her character on the TV.

Ricky and Jacob can only chuckle at their antics.

"I still can't believe that they landed people on the moon," Weiss said.

"And that they had discovered other planets out there and there is still so much to see," Ren added.

"And these satellites they built can put the CCT towers to shame," Blake said.

"Yeah, thanks to these satellites, Earth's ways of communication are almost completely limitless and are out of reach. And even if one of them goes down, the satellite communications will stay up," Allen explained.

"And I still call bullshit on how the CCT towers work. I mean, come on. If one tower goes down, then the entire global network shuts down? What a load of crap," Kelly said.

"Ruby, you fucking bitch!" Pyrrha yelled as she got hit with a blue shell right when she was about to cross the finish line on her final lap and gets passed by the other racers.

Everyone looked at Pyrrha with jaws dropped and wide eyes. They all couldn't believe that Pyrrha just cursed, and to Ruby of all people. Ruby looked like she was about to cry as Yang cracked her knuckles. Pyrrha gasped at herself at what she called Ruby.

"Oh gods, Ruby, I'm so sorry. I-I didn't know what came over me. I've never done that before," Pyrrha apologized as she hugged Ruby to comfort her.

"Wow, Pyrrha. I didn't think you had it in you," Jacob said with wide eyes.

"Holy shit, Pyrrha Nikos actually cussed," Ricky said.

"And directed at Ruby of all people," Kelly added.

"It's alright Pyrrha. It just caught me off guard," Ruby said as she wiped her tears away.

"We did warn you all that Mario Kart can ruin friendships," Allen said.

"How about we all watch some movies?" Kelly suggested.

"Sure," Yang said.

"Okay," Pyrrha said.

"Sounds good," Ruby said.

"How 'bout the Marvel Cinematic Universe I heard about?" Jaune suggested.

"Exactly what we were going for," Kelly said.

"I'll get the popcorn," Jacob said as he walked downstairs to the kitchen.

"I'll get the drinks," Allen followed.

"I'll get the movies," Kelly said as she went to her room to do so.

"And I'll go help Allen and Jacob," Ricky said as he went downstairs.


A few hours later, everyone just finished watching 'Iron Man,' 'Thor,' and 'Captain America: The First Avenger,' and RWBY and JNPR could not stop talking about it.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Did you see that? I want that armor so badly!" Ruby said in a hyper tone.

"I'm based on a god? Bow down before me mortals!" Nora shouted happily.

Ren shook his head with a smile.

"Has anyone noticed that Captain America's shield toss looks similar to Pyrrha's shield toss?" Yang asked.

"Actually Yang, there is a difference between his shield toss and my shield toss," Pyrrha said.

"Yeah, Pyrrha uses her semblance while Steve uses calculation and agility," Jaune pointed out.

"His drinking aside, Mr. Stark has the genius and intellect to help many people with his iron man suit," Weiss said.

"According to the comics Weiss, he actually has a whole arsenal of iron man suits pretty much prepared for anything," Jaune said.

"Earth has many great movies and all that but there are also the bad ones," Ricky said.

"What do you mean?" Blake asked.

"We also have our fair share of bad movies like The Last Airbender, Eight Crazy Nights, Fantastic Four, The Happening, The Emoji Movie, Alone in the Dark, Jack and Jill, there are just too many to list down," Jacob said.

"But there is one movie that is considered to be the best worst movie ever made," Allen said.

"Wait, you don't mean that movie do you?" Jacob asked.

"Oh yeah," Allen answered.

"Starring Tommy Wiseau," Jacob asked.

"The one and only," Allen answered.

"With the bad acting?" Kelly asked.

"Yep," Allen said.

"The awkward sex scenes?" Ricky asked.

"Mmm-Hmm," Allen answered again.

"The conversations between Lisa and her mother?" Kelly asked.

"Is there an echo here?" Allen sarcastically asked while putting his hand next to his ear.

"What movie are you talking about?" Weiss asked.

"The Room," Jacob, Allen, Kelly, And Ricky all answered.

"It's basically one of those 'it's so bad it's good' movies," Jacob said.

"It's one of those movies where you have to see to believe," Allen said.

"Well, can we watch it," Ruby asked.

"NO!" Jacob and his friends yelled.

"Come on, I bet it's not that bad," Yang said.

"Is that a challenge?" Kelly asked, pointing at Yang.

"I bet it is not that bad," Weiss said.

A few moments of silence took over until Ricky spoke.

"You have called down the thunder bitch!"

"I'll get the movie," Kelly said.

"Get ready to eat your words," Jacob said.

"Your on," Nora said.


A couple hours later, RWBY and JNPR just finished watching The Room, and needless to say they were all speechless at what they just watched.

"What did we just watch?" Ren asked.

"That acting was absolutely terrible," Weiss said.

"And that 'You're tearing me apart Lisa,' line. So poorly acted, that I can't help but laugh at it," Ruby said.

"And what's with the guys throwing that ball around in nice clean tuxedos?" Pyrrha asked.

"And even the sex scenes are off," Blake said.

"We did warn you it was that bad," Ricky said.

"And it was shit. Worse than shit," Kelly said.

"Anyway, we are all heading to bed and we have to go back to school tomorrow," Jacob said.

"So anyway goodnight everyone,"

"Goodnight guys," everyone said as Jacob, Allen, and Ricky walked out the front door.