Chapter 27: Movie Night

McFoley Residence

After everyone returned from training, Kelly and Allen went out to get some pizza for everyone. As soon as they returned with the pizza, everyone started eating their slices of pizza.

"Hey Weiss, I've noticed you're eating your pizza with your hands," Ricky said, noticing Weiss doing just that.

"Well this is how everyone eats their pizza right? Why is there a problem?" Weiss asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No, it's just that we don't normally see you do that. To which I say, welcome to the dark side. I'm proud of you," Ricky said.

Weiss rolled her eyes, but then gave a small smirk.

"You all did good today. We are all proud," Ruby said.

"Thanks, you guys. It means a lot to us," Rebecca said.

"So what do we do now for the rest of the day?" Kelly asked as she was feeding her dog, Trisha.

"I guess we could watch some movies," Robert suggested.

"Okay," Ruby said.

"Sounds good," Jaune said.

"Sure," Britney said.

"Let's see..." Kelly said as she looked through some movie cases.

"Ooooh, how about Deadpool?" she asked.

"Fuck yeah!" Ricky, Jacob, Robert, and Rebecca all shouted.

"What's that?" Weiss asked.

"A superhero movie about everyone's favorite and awesome merc with a mouth, Deadpool," Jacob answered.

"So who is he?" Ruby asked.

"We'll let you watch this move and find out," Allen said as Kelly puts on the movie.


After watching the movie, Ruby, Nora, Yang, and Jaune were all laughing their heads off. Ren and Pyrrha were looking intrigued by Deadpool's insane healing and fourth wall breaking while Weiss and Blake found Deadpool annoying but also thought he had his moments.

"This is the best thing I have ever watched," Ruby laughed.

"He may be annoying, but he has his moments," Weiss said.

"I wish I could have his healing ability, just like him. That way if my hand gets chopped off, I can just grow it back. And also have my severed hand flip my enemies off," Yang said.

"Yeah, I hope you all are enjoying this folks. It will get better," Nora said, facing the people reading this fanfic right now.

"Nora, who are you talking to?" Ren asked, looking at Nora who was facing a random direction.

"Our fans," Nora answered.

Ren raised an eyebrow and decided not to say anything to Nora.

"Does Deadpool have to kill all those bad guys instead of turning them in," Blake asked.

"That's how Deadpool works, Blake. Get used to it," Kendra said.

"This is by far the funniest superhero ever," Jaune said.

"I'll admit, he does have his moments," Pyrrha said.

"He may be an idiot, but he does have understandable motives," Weiss said.

"Jacob did tell you Deadpool is awesome," Robert said.

"So what movie next," Jaune asked.

"Why don't you guy's pick?" Britney asked.

"Okay," Nora said.

Both teams RWBY and JNPR start to look through movie after movie until Weiss found one.

"How about this one?" she asked.

"Romeo and Juliet?" Britney asked.

"Yeah, what's this one about?" Blake asked.

"It's about a couple falling in love with each other and keeping their love a secret from their families, who are feuding with each other," Kendra explained.

"It's one of the most tragic romance stories ever written by William Shakespeare," Robert added.

"So, it's a forbidden love story? That sounds romantic," Pyrrha said.

"Put it on," Nora said. Kelly grabs the disc and puts it into the player.


A couple hours later after watching the movie, RWBY and JNPR were having mixed emotions of sorrow and grief.

"It's so romantic, but it's also sad," Blake said.

"Poor Romeo and Juliet," Ruby said with a few tears in her eyes.

"They didn't have to die like this," Nora said, crying into Ren's shirt as he rubbed her back in comfort.

"Those Montague and Capulet bastards should be ashamed of themselves. Their war with each other killed them," Yang said with red eyes.

"Like the prince said, 'All are punish'd,'" Weiss said in a bitter tone.

"They couldn't live without each other. They really do love each other," Pyrrha said with tears in her eyes, leaning on Jaune's shoulder as he tensed up and turned red.

"Next to Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet is one of the best William Shakespeare stories of all time," Allen said.

"He made more tales like this?" Ren asked.

"Yep," Kendra answered.

"It certainly is poetic," Weiss said.

"Tragically poetic to say the least," Blake added.

"Shakespeare is a poetic genius," Britney said.

"Do we have time for another movie?" Ruby asked.

"I think we have time for one more," Jacob answered.

"So what do you guys want to watch next?" Kelly asked.

"How about a horror movie next?" Rebecca suggested.

"No. No horror movies. Ruby can't handle them," Yang said.

"Yang! I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty sure I can handle a horror movie," Ruby whined.

"Ruby, are you sure?" Robert asked.

"Yeah. I'm not a little girl. I drink milk," Ruby confidently said, crossing her arms.

"Okay," Kelly said as she started searching through horror movies.

"How about The Thing?" she asked.

"What's that about?" Jaune asked.

"It's about a group of scientists that tries to fight off an alien creature that can disguise itself as anyone it kills," Robert said.

"Put it on," Nora said as Kelly plays the movie.


A couple hours later after watching the movie, RWBY and JNPR were scared, especially Ruby.

"W-what w-was that t-thing?" Ruby asked shakingly.

"Well that thing is... well... a thing is what it is," Yang answered, hugging Ruby in comfort as she herself was a little disturbed by what she watched.

"You wouldn't know who to trust, once it shows up," Blake said.

"Just imagine what would happen if it were on Remnant," Weiss said.

"And the ending doesn't help either," Ren said, comforting a terrified Nora.

"You guys okay?" Britney asked.

"Yeah, we're fine," Pyrrha said, holding hands with a tense Jaune.

"Well, we better get home. it's getting late," Jacob said.

"Yeah, same here," Ricky said.

"Okay goodnight you guys," Kelly said, as the other high schoolers walked out the door, leaving only Kelly, RWBY, and JNPR.

"I'm heading to bed. You guys can pick another movie to watch if you want," Kelly said as she walked off. RWBY and JNPR all looked through the movie cases until Ruby came across one.

"I must watch this!" Ruby exclaimed.

"What?" Jaune asked.

Ruby presented the movie to everyone.

"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," Ren read the title out loud.

"It looks childish, Ruby," Weiss said.

"What's it about?" Pyrrha asked.

"According to this, it's about a boy and four other kids who win a contest to tour a chocolate factory," Ruby explained.

"That sound so-" Weiss was interrupted by Nora.

"Awesome! I want to watch it now!" she shouted in excitement.

"Might as well put it on now, Ruby," Ren said.


Ruby starts to put the DVD into the DVD player.

An hour and a half after watching the movie, RWBY and JNPR we're all finding the movie to be great.

"I want to win a chocolate factory!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Ruby, if you owned a chocolate factory, you'd probably devour all the candy inside," Yang said

"Chocolate!" Nora shouted.

"Same goes for Nora," Ren said.

"Either way, that was pretty good," Pyrrha said.

"Just don't talk about the tunnel scene," Weiss said with unease.

Everyone shivered at that moment.

"Mr. Wonka may be a little weird, but he is compassionate," Jaune said.

"Along with the winner, Charlie," Blake added.

"And those four children are little brats. And the parents don't barely even try to control them, judging by the looks of it," Yang said.

"Alright, I'm gonna get some sleep," Weiss said.

"Yeah, you're right. It is getting late," Ruby said.

"Alright, goodnight you guys," Jaune said.

"Goodnight," everyone said.