Chapter 28: Fandom Lookup
January 2, 2020
The next morning had begun, and RWBY and JNPR were finishing up breakfast just as Kelly's parents were leaving.
"You and your friends behave yourselves now," Mrs. McFoley said.
"Got it Mom," Kelly said as her parents walked out the door.
"Okay, Jacob and the others should show up any time now," Kelly told the Remnan students.
"So what are we gonna do today?" Blake asked.
"I don't know. I'm sure we can figure something out, Kelly said. Just then, Jacob, Ricky, and Allen walk through the front door.
"Morning, guys," Ricky greeted.
"Hey guys," Ruby greeted back.
"So what are you all doing?" Jacob asked.
"Wondering what we should all do today," Ren answered.
"Yeah we're bored!" Nora exclaimed.
"You guys got any ideas?" Yang asked.
"I don't know," Jacob answered.
"Do you guys maybe want to look at what the fandom thinks of you guys?" Allen asked.
"Sure," Ruby answers.
"I was wondering what the Earth's fans thought of me," Yang said.
"I want to see what fans think of me," Nora said.
"Let me get my laptop," Kelly said.
A few minutes after getting her laptop, Kelly goes online on the internet to look up the RWBY fandom popularity.
"Okay, there is no way that short, pink, brown, and white, mute bitch is more popular than me!" Yang shouted as her eyes were red and hair a blaze.
"What's the matter Yang? Upset that Neo is a little better than you?" Ricky teased.
"YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS I'M UPSET!" Yang screamed, making Ricky flinch.
"She smiles on the outside, plots a murder on the inside," Allen said.
"Has anyone notice the popularity I have?" Jaune asked.
"Yeah, you pretty much surpass all of us," Ren said.
"There is no way that Vomit Boy is much more popular than all of us," Weiss said.
"You jealous, Weiss?" Kelly asked with a smirk.
"Shut up, you dolt," Weiss said.
Pyrrha looked a little concerned that Jaune is more popular on Earth might get to Jaune's head in the future.
"And easily the most hated characters within the show's fandom are, Adam, Cinder, and Jacques," Ricky said.
"Yeah, fuck those motherfucking pussies. I hope those cock suckers would one day become the devil's bitches and make them squeal like the fucking pigs they are, and get raped by a group of demonic gorillas that have large misshapen penises which will go up their-" Kelly then gets cut off by Jacob.
"Okay Kelly we get the point," he said, looking a bit disturbed.
"Anyway, how about we look up nicknames the fandom gave you?" Kelly suggested.
"Sure," Blake said.
"Okay," Pyrrha said.
Kelly then started to look up the many nicknames for the entire cast.
"Okay here's one. Pyrrha was sometimes called, P-Money," Kelly said.
"P-Money?" Ruby asked in confusion.
"Okay that's sticking," Yang said.
"Oh, check this one out. Glynda Goodwitch was nicknamed Professor Goodbitch, due to being stern teacher and for the way she treated Jaune," Jacob said.
Yang, Nora, and Ruby tried their best not to laugh at their combat teacher's fandom nickname.
"That's highly inappropriate," Weiss said.
"But you got to admit, she can be a bit of a bitch," Ricky said.
"How about this one. Team JNPR were often referred to as Team Double-Date Night," Allen said.
All of team JNPR blushed, hearing that nickname.
"And check out this one. Ozpin's as-yet-unnamed group has been dubbed by the fandom as the Ozluminati," Ricky said.
"What kind of name is that?" Ren asked.
"It's named after an Earth group known as the Illuminati, in which conspiracies are said that in secret they rule the world," Jacob explained.
"Okay Yang, Ruby, you two are gonna like this one. Your Uncle Qrow has been nicknamed Drunkle Qrow," he said.
"No explanation there," Yang said as Ruby giggled.
"Look at this one. General Ironwood's nickname by the fandom as Iron-Daddy and Robo-Daddy," Kelly said, holding in a laugh.
Ruby, Yang, and Nora also tried not to laugh while Weiss shook her head.
"But when he grew that beard, he was then nicknamed Iron-Grandpa," Kelly added.
Ruby, Yang, and Nora all broke down laughing as Weiss slapped herself in the forehead.
"How about this one? Team SSSN's team nickname is known as Team Hot N' Useless," Allen said.
"Hey they aren't useless!" Ruby shouted.
"To be fair Ruby, they mostly haven't been essential to the plot yet," Jacob said.
"You're all going to laugh at this one. Weiss' brother, Whitley has been nicknamed, Shitley," Ricky said.
Everyone, and even Weiss started to laugh at the nickname given to her brother.
"Okay this one Team RWBY may not like. All of the mothers of team RWBY gathered together are nicknamed by the fandom as Team MILF," Allen said.
Yang, Blake, and Weiss all carried looks of disgust and anger while Ruby looked confused by the name.
"What does MILF mean?" she asked.
"It's an anagram for-'' Ricky was cut off by Allen.
"Don't say it," he said.
"Mother I'd Like to Fuck," Ricky quickly finished.
"Ew, gross! Those are our moms!" Ruby shouted.
"Yeah, there are some fans out there that are really, really sick," Jacob said.
"Look at this one. Volume 3 was dubbed by the fandom as, The Empire Strikes Back," Allen said.
"What's that mean?" Jaune asked.
"The name based from a movie from the Star Wars series. And you guys must watch the original trilogy first," Allen answered.
"Wait look at this one. The fandom has dubbed Jacques as Colonel Sanders," Ricky said, laughingly.
"Well he does look like him if you look at the two," Allen said
"Who's that?" Weiss asked.
"Colonel Sanders is a mascot for a restaurant fast food chain known as KFC, who sells fried chicken," Jacob answered.
"Here is a picture of him," Kelly said, showing a picture of the mascot on her laptop.
"Wow, he does look a lot like my father," Weiss said.
"I know, right?" Ricky said.
"Anyway, do you guys want to look at some jokes the fandom has made?" Kelly asked.
"Sure," everyone said.
Kelly started to look up jokes on RWBY made by the fandom. A few minutes have gone by and some of the jokes made RWBY and JNPR cringe, and other jokes made them laugh.
"Why do these people keep making jokes about my death? And why do they keep making jokes about me killing Penny? It's not funny!" Pyrrha shouted as she looked close to crying while Jaune glared at the screen.
"My new arm has a vibrate function, maybe if I do lose my arm, maybe I could get a vibrate function added to it," Yang said.
"Why would you want that?" Blake asked.
"So I can make this pussy purr," Yang answered with a perverted smile.
Blake blushed in embarrassment at Yang's perverted answer.
"Yang, gross!" Ruby exclaimed.
"See Ren, many people agree with me. We should break some legs!" Nora said while Ren shook his head.
"Our fans are awesome, but also weird and sick," Ruby said.
"Yep, that's how they work," said Jacob.
"Wait what's this? RWBY: Amity Arena?" Jaune asked.
"Oh that's a game app for iphone and ipad," Kelly answered.
"We have it on our phones. Do you guys want to play it?" Jacob asked.
"Okay," Ruby answered.
"Sure," Jaune said.
"Yeah," Nora said.
Jacob, Kelly, Allen, and Ricky all got out their phones and started to set up the game.