A/N: This was fun to write! It's OOC Draco so be careful.
February Event: 29/46
Disclaimer: Nope. Never Have, Never Will.
Lovesick Fool
"You love Granger."
Love? With Hermione? Of course not. Draco wasn't in love with Hermione or anything ridiculous like that. It's not as if he spent his time daydreaming about her and her quirky little habits. It wasn't as if his eyes automatically sought her out when she came into view. It wasn't as if he teased her just to hear her voice, just for her to talk to him. It's not like he made witty comebacks so she could hear how hilarious he was. Love? As if! Blaise needed to get his eyes checked or something.
"And before you say anything," Blaise quickly added, giving Draco a pointed look, "hear me out." He waited until Draco reluctantly nodded in approval. "Okay, mate, you're obviously in love with her. You won't shut up about her and you practically squeal - don't give me that look, you heard me correctly - squeal whenever she happens to remotely glance in your direction. Your face turns into a dazed one as if you were a maiden. A maiden! I've caught you, more than once, write Hermione Malfoy on your notebook. And while your behavior is scaring me, I can tell you actually serious about , go and confess, and save me the trouble."
Draco gave him a horrified look, glancing around the empty common room to see if anyone walked in during his speech. "Y-You're being ridiculous. Have you gone mad? Should I take you to see Madam Pomfrey?"
Blaise's dead eyes stared back at him. "Draco."
"Fine! Maybe I like her a bit. But it's only a crush, a minor infatuation," he insisted, his voice becoming desperate.
"Shall I describe what your relationship would be? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends." Blaise leaned back in his chair watching Draco's expression.
"S-So you'll think we'll stay together forever?" Draco asked hopefully, his eyes shining although he would never admit it.
Blaise sighed, slapping his palm on his forehead. "Was that all you got?"
Draco already wasn't listening to him. His head was lost in the clouds. Should he tell her how he felt? But he'll make sure she knows that he wasn't in love and that he didn't already plan their life together!