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NSFS: Not Safe for Sokai!

Eighteen, year old; Sora had been to a world he hadn't been too before. It was and felt a bit different from all the others. Not in the way that worlds like Port Royal did but something that felt edgier somehow and meshed with him in a way more than other worlds. He was going over a list of ingredients for Little Chief's next culinary inspiration. Currently he was looking for a certain type of spice you could only get from certain worlds. Lea who had been to this world back in the organization said he had seen this spice there, and a few other things on the list. Thanks to that he managed to track down the ingredients he needed in a nearby General Store. This place the Hidden Tree Village or something, it involved leaves that much he knew.

On his way towards the gate which maybe the people would be glad to be rid of him. They let him in easily when he said he just wanted cooking ingredients he was looked down a bit by a few high ranking Ninja one of them Minato had the title of Hokage. But they recognized him a Keyblade wielder, so chances are this world was as wary about them as King Triton was.

He noticed a line on the way out. Curious he poked his head in and saw it was a book signing for Make out Tactics. The line cleared a way and a Jovial looking man with a big smile and white long spiky hair. He was wearing a Red and light brown outfit.

"Hey Book selling go well?" Sora asked deducing that he might've been the author.

"Yup," The man replied. "Name's Jiraya!"

"I'm Sora," Sora said as they shook hands. "So what kind of Book is it?" Sora asked. Jiraya handed him a copy.

"See for yourself." He replied as Sora looked it over.

"Make out Tactics?" Sora asked curiously, "Odd name for a book."

"Maybe to the average Joe; But this is a certain kind of Genre you have to be Eighteen and older."

"I am." Sora replied as he opened the book. Jiraya went on about the book for a bit as Sora began reading a few pages.

"I'll tell you that a lot of research went into this book it has all the assets needed down to the slightest detail if you catch my drift." He said slyly blushing slightly, as Sora started to steam and turn a beat red. "It's not just fluff though, it's actually pretty plot driven as well. Which I can thank an earlier less successful book I wrote the Gutsy- where'd he go?" he said noticing Sora had left. He scoffed. "Rookie," he said with a goodhearted shake of the head.

X X X

Sora had dropped off the ingredients for little Chief in Twilight Town and headed home He felt many things like he was going to be struck by lightning. Grossed out and traumatized…that last one he knew how to tell. It got less impactful over time….but who had thought some porno book would bring him back to the Keyblade Graveyard and watching everyone minus Kairi and Riku die in front of him.

He made it home and just sat having a thousand yard stare. He had opened Mr. Jiraya's book in the middle right in the middle of a sex scene. He groaned how was, he supposed to handle it going forward. A year from now he would propose to Kairi, and he was an adult in two. He didn't feel like exposure therapy by reading more Adult books like that. In a weird way it felt like he'd be cheating on Kairi or invading a Character's privacy. Eventually he got the feeling back in his brain just in time to see Kairi with a thousand yard stare.

"Kairi you okay sweetie?" Sora asked.

"No," she said deadpan and just stared ahead. Sora sat awkwardly as he sat with her.

"So…uhhh I read an interesting book today…." He said wanting to get this off his chest. "It was-"

"LALALALALALA I don't want to hear it!" she buried her hands in her face.

"Did you read something R-rated too?" Sora asked surprised.

"I saw a scene…." Kairi muttered. "From a movie…." She groaned letting out a shiver.

"Well at least we get to be traumatized together!" Sora said half joking. "I read a book but still….."

They looked at each other for a minute before bursting into laughing. "We are so stupid!" Kairi chuckled.

"What are we going to do when we're adults?!" Sora added as they laughed at themselves.

I got writers block for this which is why It took so long and I've been busy stay safe you guys

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