My Cute Preppy Blonde Sister will only ask this Gothic Older Brother for help
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It was a peaceful average day in the Loud House, Lori and Leni were off dropping their mom and youngest sister Lily off for a play date, before the duo hit the mall.
Lynn had practice, Luna was tuning her instruments, and so forth as our attention is focused on Lincoln.
Lincoln at the moment was busy relaxing in his room as he was reading a new issue of Hack/Slash and Army of Darkness crossover comic series as badass and smarmy hero Ash takes his chainsaw hand to face off against a Deadite.
"Heh, maybe if my chin was a little sharper I could dress up as Ash someday" said Lincoln before he heard a knock on his door.
"Doors open" said Lincoln before Lucy came inside, "Hey Lincoln, can you do me a favor" asked Lucy as Lincoln looked up from graphic novel.
"What's up Lucy" said Lincoln, "Mind painting my nails for me" said Lucy innocently as she brought in her small kit containing her own personal stack of makeup.
"Well hop on my bed" said Lincoln as he set his graphic novel aside and made space for his sister as she laid her products in bed.
"Alright kiddo, I'll bite and ask as to why you couldn't ask any of our other sisters at this given time" Lincoln said with a blank face as he began to pick up the bottle of nail polish as Lucy began to take her socks and shoes off.
"Well you should know that by now, there's no free favors for Lori, Leni is working today, Luna couldn't hear me over the sounds of her riffs, I wouldn't trust Luan even if we were alone in an empty room down to our underwear, Lynn is someone who could care less about her image, much less anyone else's, Lana is the same as Lynn, I trust Lola a little more than Luan which isn't saying much, Lisa would use it as an excuse to experiment on me, and Lily is a baby" said Lucy.
"Alright, no need to twist my arm" Lincoln said as he began to add red nail polish over Lucy's pale skin.
"So how was your day" Lincoln said to make small talk, "Just following related tweets to either Rogue or M&H, my friends Iris and Adel have decided that they want me to come over for a sleepover this Friday night, other than that just felt a regular amount of sympathy for you at school" said Lucy as this got Lincoln's attention, but he didn't show it as his face remained neutral.
"You don't need to feel bad for me, if anything it's my job to worry and look out for you" said Lincoln as he continued his way down polishing Lucy's left foot.
"Lincoln, it's not only me but our sisters who worry about you, the only person you have close to a friend is that Clyde kid, and your girlfriend had to move away alongside her brother" said Lucy.
"First of all, thank you for acknowledging that McBride kid isn't anything more to me than an acquaintance, and secondly Ronnie Ann will never be, nor do I recognize her as my girlfriend in this life or the next" Lincoln said with a sigh.
"But you kissed her, surely you liked her then, and more so you always team up with Clyde during group assignments" said Lucy as she set her left foot down and presented her right foot towards her brother.
"I'll admit that everyone outside our family, Clyde is willing to treat me as a human being and we do manage to get things done well together, as for me kissing Ronnie Ann, I did it so Lori can be in a relationship with that jackass of a boyfriend of hers" said Lincoln.
"Language, the walls are thin" Lucy said in a hushed voiced before Lola slammed the door open, "You got 2 choices, I can either tell Lori or dad for saying a bad word" threatened Lola.
Knowing that one would only lecture him and ground him for the day, and the other would just full on beat the crap out of him, Lincoln had already decided his answer.
"You can tell dad" Lincoln said in a monotone voice, "Lori it is" said Lola as she saw through her brothers ever so perfect poker as his eyes widened a little, "How about you don't tell either one and me and Lincoln will bake you cupcakes later on" said Lucy to save her brothers hide.
"I expect no less than a full dozen and go heavy on the sugar" said Lola sweetly to hide the little devil within her as she closed the door to Lincoln's room.
"Sigh, thank you Lucy" said Lincoln, "It's the least I can do for doing this for me" Lucy said with a smile as Lincoln continued painting Lucy's toe nails.
"So Lincoln I got a question for you" asked Lucy, "Shoot" said Lincoln as he finished working on the last toe, "If you don't like Ronnie Ann like you claim, who do you like".
"I'm not gonna answer that since I know better than to talk about a potential crush in this house, even if there was a girl I was pining for" Lincoln said as proceeded to fan Lucy's toes before adding a second layer, before the protective gloss.
"Ok, than can you at least tell me who you at least consider to be your friend, if not Clyde" asked Lucy.
"Honestly, it's like what parents al say when they have more than one kid that siblings generally tend to be your first friend in life" said Lincoln as he continued to fan her toes.
"That's cheating" pouted Lucy, "Well it's the truth, especially for me" said Lincoln as he lifted Lucy's left foot ready to apply a second coat.
There was a pause between their conversation as Lucy decisively thought about what to say next, but gave into asking what her brother had stated.
"So out of all of our siblings, who do you consider to be your friend" asked Lucy, "That should be obvious, it's you" said Lincoln as he looked at Lucy with a smile.
"Wait really" said Lucy as this caught her off guard, "Yes, is that really hard to believe" asked Lincoln.
"But I thought you said you love us all equally" said Lucy as Lincoln had to hold a tight grip on her foot in order to prevent her from ruining his hard work.
"And that's still very true, but compared to all of other sisters, you're the one who show's genuine sincerity and appreciation for me, while sticking up for me when push comes to shove on a daily. Also I did say before countless times that you are indeed and will remain my light in this dark, cruel, and unforgiving world" said Lincoln.
Lucy felt very touch by her brothers kind words, as the 2 remained silent for the rest of her pampering.
Once Lincoln was done, he left Lucy alone in his room so that her nails dry as he went downstairs to get a snack.
By the time Lucy's toe nails finally dried off, Lincoln came back upstairs with 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the both of them.
"Thanks Lincoln, but you didn't have to do this for me" said Lucy as she humbly accepted the sandwich, "I know, but it's because I want" said Lincoln.
"So Lucy, you want to chill with me while we watch something on my T.V." offered Lincoln, "I'd love to" smiled Lucy as Lincoln began to lay himself comfortably in his bed, while Lucy made herself a spot as she cuddled up to her brother while looking for a movie on one of the many streaming services the Loud house had subscribe to.
"Ooh, a new season of Princess Pony" Lucy said giddily as Lincoln already knew what they're watching now.
"Funny how out of all of my sisters, you happen to be the one who likes Princess Pony, and openly be proud of it" said Lincoln with a smirk, "And I happen to have a brother who's not only willing to watch it with me, but knows the name of every character" smiled back Lucy as she looked up at Lincoln.
"Touché" as he looked down and rubbed Lucy's head as they watched the first few episodes of a new season of Princess Pony.
Unfortunately by the end of the night, Lincoln was treated with nothing but teasing from his sisters for watching Lucy's program, which Lucy felt bad for, even knowing full well that most likely Lincoln was still willing to endure the teasing just so they can continue the season another time and he'll do it with a smile.
There you guys go with another chapter, and man oh man am I on a roll because of you guys and continuing your support.
Also before I sign off, if anyone would like to suggest any anime or more gritty comic and graphic novel references in the near future, cause trust me I do have a lot, it's just hard to narrow it down and I don't want to be all over the place at the same time with these references, please leave a suggestion in the review section.
Also I'm doing it by the year, and while there'll be exceptions by the rule, please try to keep any to all anime suggestions before the years of 2016-2017 as that's the years this story takes place in between.
Also in terms that I'll definitely reference in the near future in terms of anime, Kono Suba, Date a Live, Angel Beats, H.O.T.D., DMC the anime, Rosario + Vampire, Shomin Sample, Tora Dora, various Shonen anime, and finally NAKAIMO which will be broken up into 2-3 longer stories on that day.
In terms of graphic novels and comics, it'll mainly be Hack/Slash, Army of Darkness, the Walking Dead, and various slasher comic adaptations which are and not limited to Friday the 13th, the Texas Chainsaw, and Nightmare on Elm Street.
With that said, none of these will happen right away as I want to space them out in a manner that doesn't seem rushed or forced like everything I've written so far.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3
