My Gothic Older Brother is also a WEEB, which doesn't bother this Cute Preppy Blonde in the slightest
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Now before I start the story, I'll answer some questions you guys have left me in the review section, specifically 3 of the most recent ones I got in the previously before writing this chapter.
1.) In regards to Lincoln having another or potential upcoming cuddle puddle moment with his sisters, I actually had something in mind for a while, but that's a story I'll be saving for the summer, for a reason to show and continue my crusade in a belief and support to something I am strongly passionate about, and I will guarantee you all on that chapter, it'll be heavily emotional, so please be patient, but none the less I appreciate the suggestion and apologize for the misleading chapter title.
2.) In terms of having Lincoln to be more into indie based comics, specifically of the horror genre and other bands and musicians that aren't exactly main stream, honestly it can't be done since I myself have no real knowledge to these comics or bands and the last thing I ever want is talk about something that you can clearly smell the BS off my breath, but fear not as I do plan to mention other bands, like Blessthefall, Crown the Empire, I See Stars, the Birthday Massacre, though I'll be upfront and say that LINKIN PARK will play a huge story element in future chapters, while comics that aren't either Hack/Slash, Army of Darkness, Friday the 13th, and various horror crossover specials, expect me to mention the Walking Dead, and mainly Manga series at some point, including the Devil May Cry light novels and manga just as an example.
3.) Bruh, do you legit not ready not read the 2nd or 3rd chapter, like I'm pretty sure I wrote the Loud sisters as anything, but hateful and being mean towards for no real reason, in fact I think I'm doing a good job in writing in their characters justly, given how Lincoln and Lucy have different personalities, and therefore I think are acting accordingly to their characters, but hey if it's because I left distasteful taste as to how I portrayed your waifu, please let me know in the review section and I'll be more than happy to write a Lincoln centered story with the Loud sister in question, but remember that this is a Lincoln and Lucy centered story bay-bay.
It was another day after school, and Lincoln was stuck in his room watching the season 2 finally of SPYR on his phone.
While he did enjoyed the action scenes throughout the episodes which stemmed from not only their sister team and leader of team ARCC Art Legend finally stepping up to bat as he faced off and killed an Ursa, and gaining the attention and admiration from his teammate Ceres Nike, but also how team SGRR rolled in to battle.
But now he was left with more after the criminal Norman Lamplight was captured yet was left smiling in victory as the real bad guys got away, as the post credit scene left with Sapphires sister Yin Huang confronting the woman who not only saved her, but looked like her too.
"Nice" Lincoln said out loud with a smile, before setting his phone down and taking in the moment of silence to relax.
That is until he heard a knock on the door, where he sighed before approaching said door.
"Thank you for knocking on my door before entering Lucy, what's up" Lincoln said in the same monotone voice he gave everyone, "Lincoln, mom and dad are calling us out to give us our allowance for the week right now, and they said depending on who behaved the most or did the best contribution get's an additional $5 to their allowance" said Lucy before taking her brother by his hand and bringing him downstairs.
"Ah good, Lincoln you're here" said Lynn Sr. smile as everyone began to line up in place.
"Alright kids, will the following step forward to get top priority for their weekly allowance. Lana, Lucy, Lincoln, Lynn Jr., Luan, and Luna" said Rita as all six kids stepped forward.
As to why there's a top priority in receiving their allowance in the Loud house was because first of all Lori and Leni both have jobs and no longer need an allowance from their parents.
Luna over the years has been successful in dumpster diving along with doing various chores and saving up birthday money to become the rock queen she dreams of is still but a dream as all gigs she's done were free shows to boost her publicity, henceforth why she needs her parents to give her money to at least keep her instruments tuned in shape while buying new tunes.
While Luan is by far successful in gaining money from either from her own website and birthday parties, the cost and coverage for ingredients to making cream pies and balloons and animal necessities for her skits and illusions are anything but cheap, in spite of the income she makes.
While Lola and Lisa were different cases since while they do get money, Lola for the most part knows how to handles money, but her parent hold onto her pageant earnings until she's 18 and could properly inherit along with managing her money, even though the little 6 year old is given $75 dollars in cash on a weekly.
Lisa is given funding being from Universities and the Government, and while they can turn a blind eye to say the occasional 2 liter bottle of soda and bag of gummy worms, it's another thing from say investing in a Bluetooth speaker modeled after an 80's boom box and about $350 worth of iPear tunes credit on nothing but West Coast rap and dubstep music.
As for Lily, well she's a baby who only needs the necessities, but that doesn't mean she doesn't get spoiled.
Lucy is a girls with expensive taste and needs she'll admit, though the same thing can actually be said for her brother Lincoln.
"Alright Luna, what have you done to think you deserve a bonus in your allowance" said Lynn Sr., "I threw a rocking free concert at the local park" Luna said as she threw up the goats while banging her head.
"Didn't you also cause half the playground to burn down honey when you let your pyrotechnic friends loose" Rita said as she raised her brow, "No one got hurt or reported the police to us" Luna said sheepishly.
"And that's why you should be grateful you're still given an allowance sweetie" said Rita as she handed Luna $30 in cash.
"Luan, what have you done this week to get that bonus in your allowance" said Rita, "Well I got to perform an improved performance during this week during the towns street performer festival" Luan said proudly.
"Didn't you caused a mishap when one your bunnies pooped in a kids hand" asked Lynn Sr., "He can't help it that Nibbles gets nervous around new people" defended Luan.
"Ok You're still in, LJ what do you got for me sport" said Lynn Sr., "How about leading my roller derby team, softball team, soccer team, and tennis team to victory" said Lynn with pride.
"Fair enough, Lincoln what have you done so far this week" asked Rita to her only son, "Besides babysitting the twins last Thursday, making Lisa her routinely PB&J every night, learning to apply and manage make up accessories with Leni, helping Lori to find her missing ear ring, and being Lynn's punching bag and workout partner throughout the week, nothing much really" listed Lincoln as he didn't need to give a smug grin towards his sisters since he got this in the bag.
"Um hello, need I remind you how you were walking around in your underwear around the house when I had friends over" said Lori as she wasn't going to let her brother be smug about his accomplishments, and neither were his sisters.
"And you did a terrible job as my assistant during little Timmy's birthday party" said Luan, "And you totally ruined my baseball mitt" said Lynn, "Yeah, you wouldn't let me design you a cute dress like your waifu" said Leni.
"Lincoln, you did ditch me and my friends at the Stacy's store so you can shop at Hawt Topic, before going to the arcade" said Lucy as Lincoln felt betrayed by Lucy's statement.
"Mmhmm, well Lincoln here's $13 allowance" said Rita as Lincoln took the money and went back in his room to brood.
In the short moments of solace, Lincoln began to ponder as to what he could spend his money on, ranging from either saving it to get himself a new some more black make up, any upcoming videogames to arrive the following months from flips, or blow it all on either micro transactions or his favorite junk food.
Eventually that all came to an end when his air vent was kicked open as Lincoln spotted a set familiar petite feet dangling out to reach her footing once more.
As always, Lincoln would assist Lucy in getting her footing in place as she sat next to her brother, "Way to throw me under the bus like that kid" said Lincoln with same dull expression and monotone voice.
"To be fair, you were being pretty smug and well it doesn't suit you, plus once our sisters start you I'll jump on the band wagon" Lucy said as Lincoln plopped back in his bed.
"Still, I felt heavily betrayed" Lincoln said as Lucy felt guilty already, and hearing her brother made her feel even worse.
Ready to leave his room and hoping he'd accept her apology later on, Lucy was surprised when Lincoln pulled her in bed and embraced her.
"Sigh, to be fair I was acting a bit smarmy and because it was you I'll let it slip by this time around" Lincoln said with a smile as Lucy began to smile back from her brothers kindness.
"Now hold still, you got dirt on your cheek and I need to fix your hair" said Lincoln as he began to take out some brush and wipes.
While Lincoln was pampering Lucy, who ate up the attention, his phone was sitting across the bed began to buzz letting him know a few notifications.
"Mind reading out those emails and messages for me" said Lincoln as he continued to brush Lucy's hair, "Sure thing" said Lucy as she began to input her brothers password as she saw her brothers current wallpaper photo for his phone's home screen.
It was his waifu Sapphire dressed in only her black and blue striped knee socks as the only thing covering her almost visible naked body were her twin scythe/rifles.
"Please ignore the background photo. Please" said Lincoln as Lucy turned to her brother with a blank expression, "I know my big brother is at that age, in spite of growing up with sisters, so I won't say or do anything, just… please be considerate since if it was anyone else, they'd flip" said Lucy, "Thank you Lucy".
Going through his emails, Lucy saw 3 newsletter notifications for Lincoln and proceeded to read each one out loud.
"The first one is letting you know that ticket presales for ATX 2017 are on sale, and the convention will be held in Austin Texas around the time of your birthday" said Lucy.
"As much as I'd like to go, no way are mom and dad are going to let me travel to Texas alone, more so going to Texas with you guys would ruin the experience for me. No offence" said Lincoln, "None taken" Lucy said as she scrolled the next page.
"The next one is notification for the upcoming anime from Munchyroll called Sono Suba, as it centers around a cast of 4 main characters, 3 girls and 1 boy" said Lucy.
"Alright, I'll research that later on" said Lincoln, "And the last news letter is from the local comic book store letting you k now that your shipment is ready to be picked up in store" said Lucy as this got Lincoln's attention.
"Let me see that" Lincoln said as Lucy handed him his phone as he began to smile knowing full well what his shipment at stake was.
Hopping off his bed, Lincoln had hurried his way down stairs with Lucy in pursuit, "Lincoln, where are you going" asked Lucy, "The man who runs the comic book store would let me know that my pre-ordered shipment to SPYR's first ever manga was in today" said Lincoln as he made his way into the garage to put on his roller skates.
"Mind if I tag along, they may have a new issue of Princess Pony" said Lucy, "Yeah the more the merrier" said Lincoln as he tossed Lucy her helmet as he put his on.
In a matter of minutes, Lincoln and Lucy had made their way into town as they began to park or leave their stuff outside before entering the comic book store.
"Lincoln, good to see you son" greeted the proprietor, a middle aged man who was rather scrawny, wavy brunette hair, and dressed in a Friday the 13th t-shirt, "Hey Sheldon, did my shipment came in" asked Lincoln, "You know it bud".
Bringing out a box, Lincoln was excited from anticipation as Sheldon began to open and reveal in all of its glory, SPRY's first official manga, yes manga as they struck a sister ship deal with world renown manga publishing and distribution Shonen Dump.
"Nice" said Lincoln with a smile, "Yep it's all yours bud, after you hand me the rest of your shipment fee" said Sheldon with a smile.
Not missing a beat, Lincoln handed Sheldon him 10 bucks as Sheldon handed him his awaited manga.
"You have no idea how happy this makes me" said Lincoln as cherished the moment between him and his newly acquired manga, "Excuse me, but I'd like to buy these" said Lucy as she brought 2 comics and a Vinyl Figure of her favorite character from Princess Pony.
"Sure thing, that'll be $21.75" said Sheldon as Lucy went wide eye, "Kinda a lot for a couple of comics and a Vinyl Figure" said Lucy as she began to pull out her small wallet.
"What can I say, Princess Pony has a high demanding fandom in regards to its official released merch, besides you're buying the rare luminescent glow in the dark Lady Lunar" said Sheldon.
"Hold on Sheldon, I'll vouch for her on using my membership credit" said Lincoln, "You sure you want to do that Linc, you've been saving up your credit to get the Sapphire Scilla Vinyl Figure autographed by her voice actor" said Sheldon as standing behind him was the said afore mentioned figure with 'Lindsay Stones' named signed dabbed right on the left corner of the box, marking its sale price close to $99.98.
"It's fine" said Lincoln as he turned to Lucy, "Right, well converting your saved 60% store credit to the young ladies purchases, you now owe me $8.70 even" said Sheldon.
Handing in Sheldon the money, both Lincoln and Lucy stepped their way out of the store and with their goods in hands, ready to go home.
"Lincoln, why would you sacrifice your store credit like that for me, you clearly love Sapphire to the point that you went out of your way to buy that plushy doll of her" asked Lucy.
"Because I'm not only a big brother, but a fan, maybe not from the same fandom, but I understand the want to collect and own, while showing love and support to the fandoms we follow, and well since this was your first experience in collecting something that's a huge step to show your support to your fandom" Lincoln said as he pointed at Lucy's Vinyl Figure.
"I figured why not" smiled Lincoln as he and Lucy were ready to skate back home.
Once home, Lincoln and Lucy began strip off their skating gear with their goods safe in hand.
"Lincoln" said Lucy, "Yeah" said Lincoln as he turned to his sister, "Thank you, really" "Any time Luce, any time".
Unfortunately, anything to not go wrong wasn't a possibility as Lucy lost her footing do to Vanzilla leaking oil, yet again.
Seeing his sister about to fall, Lincoln did his best to save Lucy from falling, but wounded up falling on top of her, "Ow" said Lucy, "Lucy are you alright" Lincoln said with concern in his voice.
"Yeah I think so" Lucy said with a groan, "Thank god for that" said Lincoln as he knew the situation could've been worse, and it did.
As soon as Lynn and Luna stepped into the garage, seeing Lincoln mounted on top of Lucy, who pinned down and face red, the older Loud sisters acted accordingly.
Lynn ran forward and kicked Lincoln off Lucy, as Luna dragged her away from the falsely accused deviant.
"Lincoln you dirty pervert, just die already you piece of trash" Lynn said angrily as she kicked Lincoln in the gut, "You alright Lucy" Luna said worriedly, "I'm fine, but you girls are clearly misunderstanding the situation at hand" said Lucy as she struggled to free herself from Luna's grip.
Later
A gauze wrapped around the head, and a painkiller tablet later, Lincoln was lying in bed reading through his new manga of SPYR, while wishing he wished his life wasn't on the lines of MC romantic comedy, cause all situations lead to a snafu that he has no control of.
Turning the page, Lincoln heard a knock on the door as he began to grumble over who might walk in now.
"Doors open" said Lincoln as Lynn and Luna stepped in with Lucy, "Come on girls, remember what we rehearsed.
"Hey dude, sorry for accusing you as a scoundrel with thought of you taking advantage of our sister again" Luna said shamefully, "Yeah, not our fault you happen to get in these situations for being a pervert" said Lynn as Lucy elbowed her.
"I mean, sorry for kicking you butt like that again, you happy" Lynn said with a gruff as Lincoln nodded towards accepting their apology, "And to show our apology, me and the girls pitched in for this" said Lucy as she handed Lincoln what he most desired.
In his hands was an autographed Sapphire Scilla, signed by her voice actor as Lincoln began to beam in joy.
"Oh my god thanks girls" said Lincoln as he hugged them all dearly as he felt his life was complete as he smiled wide eye over his newly treasured possession.
"You're welcome Lincoln, also dinner will be ready in like 10 minutes, don't be late" said Lucy as she and the girls left Lincoln's domain, as he began to place the autographed Vinyl Figure next to his first ever headband from the most popular shonen based anime from the 21st century Hinata, and his garage kit model of is built figure model of the Krow.
"Sigh, I really do have some awesome sisters" said Lincoln out loud before continuing to read his manga.
There you guys go, I hope you like this chapter as always, just as much as I enjoy hearing your guys' feedback, and I actually don't got anything worth mentioning or anything interesting to add onto that.
Also let me know if you guys want to suggest anything that they did on the show, cause I did get a few comments mentioning how you'd like to see me taking aspects from certain episodes, but with the twist that Lincoln is the Goth kid and Lucy being a normie, and hey I just may write a chapter based on that, who knows.
Till then I'll see you guys on the flip side,
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3