My Gothic Older Brother is helping this Prideful Older Jock Sister, with the help of this Cute Preppy Blonde
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, it's entirely owned by Nickelodeon, Viacom, and Paramount, while the creative owner belongs to Chris Savino, whom I've forgiven.
Lynn Loud Jr., the youngest of the older sisters, all star athlete and the sister who grew up alongside with Lincoln and what she might argue helped raised him since they first met.
While not one to be disappointed, being jealous was a whole different story, though outsiders could argue that all the Loud sisters can have a jealous streak.
While in some contexts that is true, the ones who really show jealousy more times than not are Lori, the twins and Lynn herself.
But because she prides herself to not only be the best but her emotions as well, Lynn was definitely in a crappy mood after today's victory from playing soccer.
While Lynn learned not to be jealous of being out of a relationship, she definitely did had her sights on a boy, and to see that boy hook up with the new girl on the team really got under her skin.
Lynn has given slight hints here and there, but after their game today and seeing how her man went straight for the kill and got a date, really left Lynn not only angry, but also butt hurt, and jelly.
On her way home she was pondering as to things what the new girl had that she didn't and made a short list of it.
Speed and Stamina, surprisingly tied up, personality, bubbly and genuinely caring, body physique, definitely a cup size or 2 bigger than Lynn's.
No matter how much Lynn thought of it over listing her pros, the cons really got to her.
So much so that as soon as she got home and entered through the kitchen door and into the living room, Lynn's blood was about to erupt after seeing her brother watching Highschool of the Damned in the living room.
Specifically the episode where the series gained notoriety for featuring the Matrix defying boob scene, that'll forever be talked about till the end of time, or when the fandom officially dies.
Enraged, Lynn did the only thing her jealous impulse could do, and that's elbow dropping on top of Lincoln and turning the T.V. off.
"Lynn…what the…hell you…bitch…"groaned Lincoln as he held his sides, "That's for being a pervert you misogynistic asshole. In fact, Mom! Dad! Lincoln is looking at perverted Japanese cartoons again" shouted Lynn.
"Lincoln Loud, you are grounded and hereby loose Munchyroll until you're 18 mister" said Lynn Sr. in the other room.
Upset, Lincoln picked himself up, before throwing a pillow at Lynn's face, "Hey!" Lynn said angrily, "This is why I hate hanging out with you and why you'll never get a boyfriend" sneered Lincoln as held his gut while making a run for his room since Lynn would normally chase him.
Instead, Lincoln's words struck a nerve as she stood there in place as his words echoed to her, and given how she never had a boyfriend, her crush jumped the new girl, and since Lincoln was a boy and wanted nothing to do with her and well she began to quietly let out tears.
Heartbroken and upset, Lynn made a quick run into her and Lucy's room where she didn't want anyone to bother her, as she was left unaware that Lucy was already relaxing in bed and saw an upset just collided in bed, leaving her worried.
Later
Even with his family essentially deleting the family Munchyroll account, since Lincoln began working for Flip, he had his own income and henceforth he wasn't really bothered about not being able to watch anime since he could provide the service himself.
As always this was the moment wear a pair of petite feet would dangle their way out of his air vent and Lincoln was more than willing to help Lucy make a place on his bed.
"Hey Lincoln, how are you feeling" asked Lucy, "If you're asking, than you should know better than anyone that Lynn was being a boner killer more than usual today and I'd rather not talk about it" huffed Lincoln as he was continuously watching H.O.T.D.
"Well I did talk to Lynn, and she feels sorry for what she did" said Lucy, "So what, she thinks she can trick me so we can play Basketball outside, hard pass" Lincoln said angrily as he began to glare at his phone.
"Lincoln, she has a reason and it stems from an insecurity she has" said Lucy as Lincoln paused the video to look at Lucy, "Keep talking" said Lincoln.
After explaining to her brother what had transpired today, followed by the conversation between Lucy and Lynn, Lincoln finally got the big picture why Lynn was a bigger jerk ass to him than usual.
"While I'm not without sympathy, I hope Lynn knows that I'll have to be paying for my own streaming services from here on out" Lincoln said sarcastically as Lucy raised an eyebrow.
"Do you really want our sisters to know you're not only have to pay for you streaming services, but how you're secretly doing you know what, for you know who" asked Lucy as Lincoln has confided to her and Lisa, for obvious reasons, why Lincoln works for Flip.
"You know what I mean" sighed Lincoln as he tried to resume watching anime, but Lucy put her hand over the screen.
"Before you can enjoy watching anime, Lynn is feeling down and could use some way to boost her self esteem" said Lucy as Lincoln knew what she was implying.
"Well have fun with that" as Lincoln tried to weasel his way out as he lied back in bed ready to resume watching his anime, before Lucy went and laid on top of him with a pout.
"Lincoln, she needs our help, more so her brother who happens to be a boy that can add his input to her dire needs of low self esteem" said Lucy as she continued to pout at Lincoln.
"Like hell I'm doing that, she's the whole reason I don't find tsundere's attractive anymore. More so I know that helping her will wind up with me getting hurt and or insulted" Lincoln said with a glare as Lucy continue to hold her pout.
"Lincoln, you said it yourself that you don't ever want to hurt your sisters and like it or not, you did indirectly hurt her, or was all that a lie to keep me happy" said Lucy as Lincoln had his tongue caught by the cat.
"Sigh, alright I'll help, but just know that I'm not doing this for you or Lynn, I'm doing this cause I love you all" said Lincoln as Lucy began to smile before gently planting a kiss on his cheek before getting off her brother where they made their way to Lucy and Lynn's room.
Once there, Lynn was finally getting herself composed after her sob session when Lincoln and Lucy entered.
"Hey Lincoln" Lynn said meekly, "No worries Lucy explained everything, and I guess I'm the one who has to be sorry" sighed Lincoln, "Damn right- I mean I'm sorry to for making you banned from watching all that Japanese cartoon smut, that is".
"For the record, the words you're looking for is anime and ecchi, secondly Highschool of the Damned isn't just ecchi, but has a great endearing plot, and anticipating for a season 2 to come out before the end of the decade" argued Lincoln as neither Lynn or Lucy bought the whole 'I watch H.O.T.D. for the plot' shtick.
"Moving along, Lynn I got Lincoln to help us out, to help you boost your self esteem" said Lucy as Lynn looked at her angrily, "Did you really had to get the resident emo pervert to help us" Lynn said in disgust as Lincoln rolled his eyes.
"Lynn, Lincoln is here to help you" defended Lucy, "Oh yeah, probably wants to help undress me for his own sick fantasies like he has done to you" scoffed Lynn.
"Alright Lynn, say what you will to me, but don't you dare start snapping at Lucy, who is busting her hump to help you, and just so you know boys, me included, will find girls like Lucy attractive because of how great of a person she is, especially compared to a gorilla tsundere based personality, who's all tsun and no dere, or any other attractive attribute" ranted Lincoln as he got up into Lynn's face.
What transpired next was Lynn reeling her right hand back and delivered a straight punch to Lincoln, who landed on his ass.
Gripping his nose while lifting his head, Lincoln was ready to face off against Lynn, but instead found the teenage girl trembling as tears began to well in her eyes.
"You think I don't know that already you- you asshole" choked Lynn as she was holding in the urge to cry.
Instantly, Lincoln began to feel bad and was already beating himself for what he just said, as he tried to find the words to talk.
"Just get out of my room, and don't bother trying to help me with anything you jerk" said Lynn as Lincoln picked himself up ready to apologize, but was stopped when Lucy grabbed his arm.
Turning his head, he saw Lucy was disappointed in him and shook her head no, implying it was best that Lincoln should butt out for now while his face remained bruised free.
Taking his sisters advice, Lincoln stepped out the room and walked back into his as he plopped head first into bead, while his guilt ridden heart began to berate him for his actions.
"Damn it, I am an insensitive asshole" said Lincoln before he heard someone knock on his door.
"Doors open" said Lincoln as he lifted his head, before Leni entered, "Hey Linky, I need you to do me a favor and try out this new outfit I made for you" said Leni as she presented a clean pressed black buttoned up long sleeve shirt and a pair of black dress pants.
The sight of it hatched an idea in Lincoln's head as he began to smile, "Hey Leni, mind if I asked you a favor" said Lincoln.
Later
After crying her heart out throughout the afternoon and into the wee hours of nightfall, Lynn was left being comforted by Lucy, that is until they heard a knock on the door.
Seeing as Lynn had calmed down, Lucy had hoped it was Lincoln ready to apologize for real this time as she approached the door, only to see that it was Lori.
"Girls, I need you to put these on and be in Vanzilla within the next 5 minutes" said Lori as Lynn and Lucy looked at each other weird, before obliging.
By the time they were done, both girls left their room two different outfits, with Lynn wearing a red on black Gothic maid style dress, with a matching red on black frilled headband, the sleeves remain short and curt, while the skirt was long to cover her knee's as she wore black leggings underneath, with a black ribbon tied above the collar.
Lucy was left wearing pink ¾ summer dress, as the buttons were lined from her knee's to her mid torso, which was held by a black leather belt with a gold buckle, as the normally opened v-neck was closed for modesty reasons, as she wore nylon stockings underneath to match her pink pumps.
Soon both girls made their way downstairs as their sister's were left in aw by duo, before stepping outside to see Lori waiting in Vanzilla.
Once they got inside the rust bucket, the ride to town was short before they were dropped off at Pan's a Mexican-Japanese fusion restaurant that opened in Royal Woods a while back.
"Alright girls, I'll pick you both up in an hour, the name of your reservation is Loud" said Lori, before driving off while leaving Lynn and Lucy with questions.
Seeing as they're stuck there, they decided to go inside tell the server the name while taking in the atmosphere.
They had a live show of Sumo wrestlers vs masked Luchadores, they were playing acoustic Japanese and Mexican music, mainly between the Japanese flute, koto, and Mariachi guitars and the accordion, and an arcade section.
Eventually they got to their table to see that Lincoln had been waiting for the them patiently as he adjusted his make up to wear black lipstick and a long line streak of black eyeliner going horizontal from his right eye.
"What's up" greeted Lincoln patiently as Lynn began to frown, "What the hell are you doing here" Lynn said angrily as Lucy remained silent from what's about to transpire.
"I'm here to treat my sisters out to dinner, while also to apologize for my behavior" said Lincoln as Lucy could piece that out while Lynn kept her demeanor.
"Oh and you think a fancy dinner like this is gonna make me forget about what you did like every other girl on the planet" said Lynn sarcastically, "Honestly I didn't think not even the slightest, personally I wanted to try this play out at some point, and I figured now's a good time" began Lincoln.
"But I wanted to do it in a group of people I loved, and well you 2 fit the bill, but hey you feel inclined to take that agua fresco banana milk flavored virgin cocktail, and toss it in my face by all means" said Lincoln.
"I might consider it, just as soon as why I got stuck wearing this stupid dress" Lynn said as she looked down at her outfit.
"Because you look cute in it, and a lot of guys think so too" said Lincoln as this caught Lynn off guard as she turned her head to see a bunch of other boys her age staring at her.
"Lynn listen, I get that you don't feel like no guy will ever fall for you because of how rowdy you are, but I think if you go out dress like this every once in a while, you can prove yourself wrong so long as you don't change yourself, because honestly I like my sister how she is" said Lincoln with a warm smile.
Hearing her brother's kind hearted words got Lynn to drop her scowl, before taking in what he said and what he's doing for her to feel better.
"Yeah well… you're still an insensitive turd and a weakling" Lynn said as blush appeared on her face, "Hey Lincoln what's that word you use to describe Lynn earlier, a yandere" Lucy said in a smug smile.
"Nope, the word was tsundere, and Lynn is acting very dere" said Lincoln as Lynn began to blush further, "I don't understand what you're saying, but quit it" Lynn said, "What we're saying is that we both think you're cute" said Lucy with a smile as she hugged her sister.
Soon they ordered their menu, with Lynn getting a the spicy beef wasabi burrito with extra habanera sauce, Lucy got herself a Little Osaka bowl, consisting of dried shrimp, Spanish rice, pinto beans and Japanese Spinach salad, while Lincoln got himself a Tako taco with extra cabbage and lemon juice.
After their dinner, Lincoln paid for the bill before playing at the restaurants game center, which had a unique ninja fight dance game where up to four players can dance to songs like BABYROCK's Gimme Chocolate or the Puma Theme from the hit web series, Orange vs Green.
As they were about to leave, Lynn notice that the boy she liked was at the restaurant with his new girlfriend, before Lincoln had notice this as he approached her.
"You alright Lynn" asked Lincoln as Lynn snapped from her stupor, "Yeah just… the boy that I like is sitting over there with his new date" Lynn said sadly as she was still a bit butt hurt.
Having enough and wanting to prove a point, Lincoln got a text from Lori that she's waiting for them outside.
"Hey Lucy, you and Lynn go on ahead, I have to use the little men's room" said Lincoln as Lucy nodded before she and Lynn left the restaurant.
Minutes later Lincoln came out and caught up and sat in the back with Lynn and Lucy, and during this time Lori began to piece things in together.
"Boy you like didn't notice or liked you, I've been there before" said Lori as she said that towards Lynn who let out a sigh almost as sad as Lincoln's, "I wouldn't say that" said Lincoln as this got Lynn's attention.
"While you both went on ahead, the guy you liked notice you and blushed over how cute she was, before his girl slapped him silly across the head" said Lincoln as Lynn began to beam a little.
"So Lynn, what are you gonna do now" asked Lincoln as Lynn pondered this for a minute, "I think I'm gonna move on, knowing that a guys like him is easily wishy washy over the next cute girl he see's" Lynn said with a victoriously prideful smirk.
Knowing that all was well and they made up Lucy leaned forward to look at her brother, before nodding at him in approval with a smile to which Lincoln smiled back.
There you guys go with a new chapter, I hope you guys like it, if not please let me know in the review cause I'll be honest when I say that I kinda have mixed feelings about this chapter, especially towards the end along with any other feedback you want to share with me.
Till then I'll be answering you guys' the big question as to Lincoln finally going out of his way to give his sisters the cold shoulder, since a lot of you guys' seem adamant about seeing a more aggressively drastic Lincoln, in spite of the fact that I did say Lincoln and Lucy switched personalities essentially, and to my memory, not counting the whole sibling dustbowl fights, Lucy was never aggressive for being a Goth, but hey if that's what you guys want whatever ya know.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3