My Gothic Older Brother is Traumatized over Breaking Up with his Yandere Girlfriend, much to this Cute Preppy Blonde's ignorance along with their sisters Pt. 1
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, you know who they belong and how to support official releases along with your local commuting fandoms, while also giving you the chapter you guys have been waiting for at long last with the most anticipated character to boot.
Now to answer some questions
Omni Spectator: I'm more than happy to oblige as the story continues so don't worry, but I won't give an easy answer like that right now
Nuuo: I'm glad you're enjoying the story so far, and thank you for reminding me about the SPAWN comic book series, I nearly forgot about him, though now I will add him to the line of other western comics and horror gritty thriller media, alongside Army of Darkness, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, since you are right in the whole making Lincoln to much of a Weeb thing has progress a lot more than I intended, while I will mention other horror game series like Resident Evil and it's movies, along with Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame. Also one last thing is that I will continue to reference other bands and artist that are lesser known, with some going under a pseudo name, and others to be outright their actual band name since they're that indie or unheard of or dead.
Guest: I'll admit and say I didn't like the previous chapter either, I felt like I was obligated to put something out, even if the end results were less than satisfying, so sorry about that.
Now onto the story.
Lincoln was anything but a happy camper right now, granted he was never one and always was left brooding, but today was far more worse than his apathetic grandfather demanding a visit from him.
No, Lori was ready to spend the weekend over to visit Bobby, under the promise he tags along to see Ronnie Ann.
Right now, Lincoln was packing the bare essentials, be it first aid kit, pocket knife, and a lighter, while cursing under his breath that he couldn't have done something to get him intentionally hospitalize.
"Lincoln, Lori said to be ready in 5 minutes" said Lucy as she was lying on his bed reading Princess Pony graphic novels, as she read out loud a text that was left on her brothers phone.
"Damn it, why the hell do I have to join Lori to see her stupid boyfriend and his psycho bitch sister" Lincoln said angrily as he gritted his teeth.
"Sigh, I'll never understand what got you to hate Ronnie Ann so much, I've heard of bad break ups, but you're just blowing this out of proportion" Lucy said ignorantly as she doesn't know.
She doesn't know how bad Lincoln had to deal with Ronnie Ann, especially since she's more obsessive possessive of Lincoln that he feels more alone and trapped than ever in this world.
1 year ago
Lincoln remembered when Ronnie Ann first came into his life, it was the beginning of 5th grade and as always, students get shuffled from friends, and make new friends along the way.
Not Lincoln as nothing really mattered or made a difference in his life to really make him give a rats ass about all this.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Johnson happened to be one of those stand up and introduce yourself to the class sort of teachers, much to Lincoln's mundane life.
So after introducing himself, and a bunch of other students, finally came in Ronnie Ann.
A cute Latina girl who kept her hair long wavy hair down, as she wore purple fleece zip up, and volleyball shorts as she plastered on the most welcoming and most warming smile that anyone could see.
Obviously a cutie from the get go, Lincoln had came to terms that a normie like her would never fall for the most Gothic loner in school, or in Royal Woods as a whole.
That was until gym class came, where they had to play dodge ball and Lincoln was teamed up with Ronnie Ann.
Damn, she's good, thought Lincoln as Ronnie Ann was holding up the team herself, as he and Clyde narrowly dodged any to all onslaughts of red rubber balls that were coming at them at a terrifying speed.
It would've stayed that way, if not a flying dodge ball coming in on Ronnie Ann's blind spot.
"Hey look out" said Lincoln as pushed Ronnie Ann to the ground as he prevented her from getting hit.
"Hey you alright" asked Lincoln as they both got up, "Yeah, I'm fine thanks to you" smiled Ronnie Ann, before making that lightly surprised look when a dodge ball smacked Lincoln in the face, knocking him to the ground.
After the embarrassment from gym, Lincoln was ready to call it a day and hoped Ronnie Ann was kind enough to not only never bring up what happened, but talking to him again.
He was proven wrong during lunch time, where Lincoln for the longest had been spending it alone standing against the wall, since even now he'd prefer to stand while eating, than sit on the sticky table.
"Lincoln, there you are" greeted Ronnie Ann with a smile as this threw Lincoln in a loop, "What you talking to me" asked Lincoln in his regular monotone voice.
"Yes I'm talking to you, just wanted to say thank you for what you did for me back there" said Ronnie Ann, as her kind words really turned Lincoln's world upside down, since the only kind words he got were from his sisters, specifically Lucy.
"Really, it was nothing" mumbled Lincoln as he was really uncomfortable about this conversation, though he can say it was in a good way.
"Nonsense, if you hadn't save me, my kill streak was ruined" Ronnie Ann said with a smile as Lincoln looked at her with a cocked brow, "Kill streak" asked Lincoln as Ronnie Ann flinched a little.
"Listen, don't tell anyone, but I'm a bit of a gamer in my free time" said Ronnie Ann in a gentle tone, "Anyways, see you back in class Lincoln".
Unknown to Lincoln, people were definitely watching and were talking, and the ones who were buzzing the most were his younger sisters that were in school that were more than happy to see their big brother not only talking to a girl, but a popular nice girl who was cute.
So Lincoln was in a world of surprise by the time he got home, as his sisters were squealing in joy while glomping him to the point where he was ready to yell personal space at the top of his lungs.
"Sniff, I'm so happy that my big brother finally got himself a cute girlfriend" said Lucy as she had tears of happiness coming down her face, "You should like totes update your look and wardrobe before your first date" said Leni happily.
"Come on bro, drop and give me 20, we don't have a lot of time to get you in shape to make you ready for you first date" said Lynn as she pushed her brother to the ground and sat on top of him with the expectancy of him doing pushups with Lynn on top of him.
"What he needs is joking material that isn't all grim and dark" said Luan as she pulled Lincoln back up, "Dudes, it be more easy to get them to listen to some music together, I mean our bro can dance" suggested Luna.
Soon everyone around began to pollute the atmosphere with suggestions as to what Lincoln should do before squeezing himself free from their smothering.
"You guys realize that one, Ronnie Ann and I aren't dating, two I don't think were friends, and three we didn't plan anything" said Lincoln with a smug smile.
"Fear not my naïvely brother unit in matters of romance, for I had acquired Ronnie Ann's number and she'll be here with 5 minutes" said Lisa as the Loud sisters began to squeal as Lincoln eyes went as large as dinner plates.
"What the hell, why would you do that" demanded Lincoln, "Lincoln language, not quit standing around and get ready" said Lori, "For what".
"Do we have to spell it out, get ready to introduce your girlfriend to us" said Lynn as Lincoln began to frown and groan more than usual as his sisters were more happy and excited about this than he was.
Once Ronnie Ann was outside, Lincoln was pushed out the door to greet her out on the street as she waved and smiled at him.
Seeing how this was going to end at his expense, Lincoln took a deep breath as he began to approach Ronnie Ann, "Hey Ronnie Ann" Lincoln said with a bit more than usual.
"Hey Lincoln, so I got a call from one of your sisters to meet me at your place today, cause they said that they approve of us being a couple" said Ronnie Ann as Lincoln began to blush.
"Yeah look, I'm… so sorry about that, my sisters kinda jumped to conclusions as usual without letting me talk, so if you want we can kinda forget about this and go on with our lives" said Lincoln as he felt uncomfortable by the minute in a bad way.
"Hmm, we could or we could give this whole relationship thing a try" said Ronnie Ann, "Say what now" said a surprised Lincoln before Ronnie Ann went up and planted a kiss on his lips.
"I think you happen to be very cute Lincoln" smiled Ronnie Ann before her phone went off, "I got to go, my brother is panicking about his job working as a door to door bagel on a stick salesman, but I'll see you tomorrow at school Lincoln".
And like that, Lincoln was stuck in a daze before putting his hands on his lips to feel where he had been kiss, before walking back to the house where his sisters where bouncing in place over to hear what happened.
"Well" asked Lucy as she and everyone were about to go crazy in joy, especially over their brother first girlfriend, "Sigh, I hate to say it, but thanks girls for making Ronnie Ann my girlfriend" said Lincoln with a smile, before the Loud sisters squealed so hard and loud that every window with the living room cracked.
Weeks Later
Never had Lincoln been at the center of attention than he was on the first of week in his relationship with Ronnie Ann.
Besides the obvious gossip, be it girls saying she was too good for him or guys spreading rumors that he blackmailed her into dating him, all seemed alright before problems arrived.
It all started when they had a substitute teacher Ms. DiMartino, as she was the ideal hot teacher forever young preteen boy that even though they become the legal age years later on, they still wish they could be young and lose their first time like when they first met.
"And that's the end of class, and students I can't stress this enough to those that did not pass this test, please study hard over the weekend for make-ups throughout next week, that is all" said Ms. DiMartino.
Like every boy in class, Lincoln was giving goo-goo eyes to Ms. DiMartino, while unknown to Lincoln and everyone else, Ronnie Ann had an icy cold glare at the sub, and seeing how she didn't like Lincoln's eyes wandering around, she figured that there was one clear solution to this.
"Hey Lincoln, do me a favor and wait for me at the front of the school beloved" said Ronnie Ann with a sweet smile, "Uh yeah, sure, whatever" said Lincoln as he was barely composing himself after leaving class.
Doing as instructed, Lincoln waited for a few good minutes, before Ronnie Ann came to meet him and gave him her sweet endearing smile.
"Ready to go to the arcade, I heard they had installed Jason and Leatherface in that new Brutal Combat" said Ronnie Ann, "Oh hell yes we're going" said Lincoln as smiled slightly over the thought of being able to play as his 2 favorite slasher characters, from his favorite horror movies.
While nothing out of the ordinary happened while they gamed, ate pizza, and the occasional flirtatious acts of love, it wasn't until Lincoln got home did he hear the news.
"Lincoln, where have you been" asked Lucy on the couch with the rest of their sisters, "I was out with my girlfriend, remember" said Lincoln in hard to tell sarcastic tone.
"Well come over here and listen to this" said Lucy as Lincoln joined his sisters to hear some terrifying news.
Apparently Ms. DiMartino had died today in some sort of car accident, when not only her breaks didn't work when driving down the roads, but upon collision, it exploded killing the poor sub.
While it was sad and a shame, Lincoln didn't think to much of it until next week in school.
It started out as simple cases of random girls he knew, who decided to get to know Lincoln a little better and decided to either suddenly disappear or kept a far safe distance did Lincoln notice something strange.
And before he knew it, it wasn't until after a day in home economics, where his partner, a girl named Cookie suddenly disappeared alongside Ronnie Ann, which got him worried for their well being, it wasn't after hearing a faint cry for help coming from the schools bunker did Lincoln sprung to action.
Racing against time, Lincoln was horrified to see that Ronnie Ann had not only finished plucking out Cookie's eyes out, but the tortured hung bodies of every other girl he knew.
"Lincoln, this isn't what it looks like" Ronnie Ann said in scared innocent tone as Cookie was crying a mixture of tears and blood.
"Ronnie Ann, what the hell is going on here!" demanded a terrified Lincoln, "I'm only punishing these girls for trying to take you away from me" Ronnie Ann admitted as pain was in her voice.
"Lincoln, is that you, please help me" pleaded Cookie, before she was punched to the ground by Ronnie Ann, "Shut up you stupid little hussy" Ronnie Ann said with venom in her voice.
Instantly, Lincoln to the opportunity to tackled Ronnie Ann down, and beat her out cold, before he went to get Cookie immediate help.
Afraid, angry, and concerned, it was anything but an easy departure after Lincoln had called for paramedics to not only save Cookie but the other girls he saw in the schools underground bunker.
Why he never came clean to the police that day, he was to shell shocked with emotions to do anything, just wanting to hurry back home and hope to wake up that this was nothing but a damn nightmare.
It wasn't, but instead the real nightmare began later that afternoon when Lori stormed into his room.
"You little prick!" yelled Lori as this startled Lincoln out of bed when he saw an angry Lori with ruined make up, "What I do" asked Lincoln innocently.
"You left Ronnie Ann knocked out during the incident at school this week, knowing well some maniac is out their torturing young girls, after you supposably knocked her out yourself" said Lori.
"Wait who told you that" demanded Lincoln as he was confused over the half truth Lori had informed him, "Because Bobby told me… right after he broke up with me~" cried Lori as Lincoln was left more confused.
"Wait, how does Bobby know this and why the hell did he broke up with you" Lincoln said as he was starting to feel angry over Lori dating the picture definition of a jackass.
"Because Bobby, is literally Ronnie Ann's brother" Lori said as she showed some photos of the 3 hanging out in the past, "And you never informed me this in the past because" said a horrified Lincoln since he knew this was going to be one of those fights where it was only ever going to be about making Lori happy, and he was going to be more unhappy and screwed in his life.
"It doesn't matter, what matters is that you and me have a double date tonight Jean-Juan's French-Mex Buffet, and you are going to apologize to Ronnie Ann, and show Bobby that you mean it as you treat her as the most special girl in the world" growled Lori.
"Look Lori no way in hell am I going to do this" Lincoln said with a serious glare, "What?!" shouted Lori as she glared back at her brother, "Hear me out before- oh shit".
Instantly, Lori lifted Lincoln and slammed him against the wall before doing the impossible and tying him up into a human pretzel.
"I'll give you one more chance, before I literally shove my foot up your ass" said Lori, and given how she did promise to turn him into a human pretzel, and that reasoning wasn't going to be an option, Lincoln had no choice but to oblige to Lori's offer.
Present time
After putting up a tough fight, Lincoln was ultimately hogtied, courtesy of Lana, and tossed in the back of Vanzilla, "This bites" Lincoln grumbled as Lori started up Vanzilla and made their way into the city.
"You know Lincoln, you should be thankful to have a very forgiving girlfriend, and one who still loves you to this day" said Lori as she could only give a look of pity towards her brother.
"You know, it's gonna be awkward when you and Bobby decide to marry, since by then we'll be family and I'm pretty sure that on some levels, you'd be encouraging incest" sneered Lincoln.
"it's not incest if it ain't blood" said Lori with a smug smile, "I dare you to say that to families with step siblings and second cousins" sassed Lincoln, "One more lip from you, and I'm going to play the sound track to that one vampire movie saga you hate so much" "Please don't".
And like that, Lincoln was on his way to meet his crazy ex, the type who was quick to give a smile, but won't forgive any woman that wasn't his family.
I'm going to end this chapter here now, next chapter will focus more on past events, leading to their reunion.
Will Lincoln finally get away from Ronnie Ann, will Bobby break up with Lori in return again, and will his sisters along with society finally wake up and smell the iron that lingers around this little psycho.
Well I already know the answers to all this, but I would like to hear your guys thoughts on the matter be it on speculation, what you thought of in this chapter, or what you'd like to request in future chapters.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3