My Gothic Older Brother is Graduating today and it brings pride to this Cute Preppy Blonde
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, you know who to support and how to support them.
Nuuo: as always thank you for your kind words, and for being the most forgiven given the first arc we had in this story, also this chapter will show a glimpse of what you asked for, though expect more to come around in future chapters.
JMbuilder: you do know I said I was joking at the end just to get a reaction, though honestly I don't know I may or may not if I get more feedback, or simply for other reactions, who knows but me. =3
Today was the day that Lincoln and everyone had anticipated, while Lori will be graduating from high school this year, and Lynn from middle school, Lincoln was moving from elementary to middle school.
The day had gone as normally planned, everyone woke up, got dressed in their everyday wear, while those graduating carried with them their gowns and cap.
"Alright kids, let's speed it up, Lynn's graduation starts in an hour, that means we should be in Vanzilla no later than 10 minutes from now" ordered Rita as everyone began to haul ass.
"Woo-hoo, I'm finally going to start my high school life after this" cheered Lynn as she began to do victory shadow boxing.
"Whoa, easy LJ, don't want to accidently knock someone's lights out before we get to see you all graduate, speaking of kids where's Lincoln and Lori" shouted Lynn Sr.
"I'm here" said Lincoln in a brooding tone as he had a clear visible hand print on his left cheek, with the implications he got slapped.
"Oh my, sweetie what happened" to you asked Rita as she examined her son, "Sigh, Leni called for me to help her with a few adjustments to her outfit, but forget that Lori was in the middle of putting on some kinky panties on and pantyhose" explained Lincoln before a box of tissues hit him in the back of his head.
"Why the hell would you tell mom and dad that" Lori said with a flushed face, "Lori honey, you're 18, there for an adult woman who's entitled to wear sexier underwear, and while it should be something kept private, that's no excuse to assault your brother" scolded Rita in a calm tone.
"Are you freaking kidding me, this little pervert decided to move up from Lucy to me" accused Lori, "Hey first of all, leave Lucy out of this, secondly I never intentionally, nor do I desire to perv on any of my sisters, Lucy especially, and thirdly I would still much prefer to see your friend Carol in the nude" stated Lincoln.
"Lincoln, we'll have a serious talk about objectifying woman later, along with the talk" said Rita in a tone only a mother could give her child, "Damn it" said Lincoln under his breath.
"Alright gang, we're wasting time, only 5 minutes remain on the clock, so be ready or get left behind" called Lynn Sr. as this got everyone to move in double time.
Time Skip
By 2:30 p.m., everyone in the Loud house was all present in witnessing Lincoln's graduation, though given this families reputation, it was anything but normal.
Good examples would be full on body search through metal detectors and police dogs sniffing their items.
The reason for this action was that for every Loud child to graduate from the public school system, it was anything but subtle, and it all started at Lori's graduation, where Pop-pop, deciding to make an effort to show his support for his other grandchildren, came into the school with his old platoon and held not only a firework show, but a 21 gun salute with live ammunition.
Another was when Luna had graduated from middle school and had her rocker friends hold an impromptu free rock concert, and let loose a bunch of pyrotechnics onto campus, resulting in the school principles Hummer getting destroyed.
Then of course there was Luan's elementary graduation, a day no one dared to ever speak of again, as it was the first day of Luan's sad summer vacation.
Of course, it can be said nothing was held back when it came to appearing at Lori's high school graduation, given how it took a lot of group efforts to evade the cops on their way to Lynn's middle school graduation.
"Alright everyone, we're finally here for Lincoln's graduation, now before we head out, I just want to say I'm very proud of you son as I am with you girls-" began Lynn Sr. before Rita pulled him to look at the time on their phone.
"Ah, we're wasting time, Lincoln run to your class, everyone follow me and get into position" said Lynn Sr. as everyone stormed out of Vanzilla like a bat out of hell.
"Alright, gown check, cap check" listed off Lincoln as he began to dress himself for his graduation before making his way into his class room.
"Lincoln, you're running late, please hurry up and stand next to Clyde, it's time for your graduation" said Mrs. Johnson as Lincoln obliged as Clyde waited for Lincoln patiently.
"Ready to do this buddy" Clyde said in his can do attitude as he got Lincoln to smile, "Let's get this show on the road" said Lincoln as they stood side by side and began to march their way out the class room.
Down the halls for the last time and on their way outside into the school field, where parents, siblings, and family awaited to see their children graduate from being children to preteens.
Once everyone was outside, they all began to take a seat as they saw their principle, dressed in riot body armor, shin guards, knee and elbow pads, and a medieval knights helmet.
While odd and off putting to them and the parents, Principle Huggins made it a point that so long as there was a Loud in his school, they were bound to graduate, and every graduation since Lori resulted in an injury to his expense.
Such injuries in chronological order were Pop-pop issuing an impromptu 21 gun salute, by himself and drunk, but thankfully he used rubber bullets when he bird shot Principle Huggins in the face, a blimp that malfunctioned that not only injured the man when it crashed, but took all summer long to rebuild the school, letting an actual wall of sound that destroyed every window, and left the man def, be blasted by a party nuke where to this day he's still scrubbing glitter off his butt, and finally the energy sports drink victory dunk that was enough to flood the field and school.
Taking no chances what so ever, since Principle Huggins was left under the impression that Lincoln might be the one to get the local undertaker to the school this year, Principle Huggins gave a speech and handed a diplomas in his protective armor.
Half an hour would pass, and at long last it was time to hand it over Lincoln's diploma.
"Lord protect me, Lincoln Loud" called Principle Huggins as his whole family went nuts in cheering his name as Principle Huggins gave Lincoln his diploma before a tour bus drove its way onto the and stopped just before it hit principle Huggins.
Soon music was heard as the roof of the tour bus began to open, revealing themselves to be none other than Ike Shinoda and Chester Remington of WASHINTON PARK.
"We didn't came here to say hi to you guys, so what's up" said Ike as the rest of the band continued to play the opening notes to their song 'Bleed it Out'
"Yeah, we're here cause a group of awesome sisters convinced us to come out here and perform for one of our biggest fans we recently met in Detroit. So this one goes out to you Lincoln Loud" said Chester as everyone began to go wild how a major influential band was going to perform for one student.
Nothing was held back as students and siblings from the stand got up to rock out to the band, as they became more and more elaborate with their live showmen style, as guitar solos, bass solos, drum solos, turntable solos, and vocal solos and sing along were pushed to the max, with laser lights, smoke screens, and other affects got everyone's attention.
It wasn't until Chester held onto the last word to their song as he held it for 17 seconds did fireworks erupted in every single wild direction that one of them strayed and malfunctioned that it destroyed Principle Huggins golf cart erupted as he was left devastated, wished that he got injured instead of his golf cart.
"Thank you very much, you've all been fucking amazing today" said Chester before he and his band mates hopped back in their bus to drive away, and gave Principle Huggins his wish as he got hit by said bus and was sent flying into the hospital.
"Sigh, hello Principle Huggins" said one of the nurses as they were expecting him to come back this year as he groaned in pain.
While this went on, Lincoln and his family stuck around to enjoy the moment.
"Color me impressed, you guys got WASHINTON PARK to play at my graduation" smiled Lincoln, "It wasn't that hard, they were actually taking a break from touring in town when me and Leni ran into them at Dad's restaurant" explained Lori.
"Yeah, and we like totes told them how you were a super fan, and how it mean the world if they could be here at your graduation" said Leni.
"I really do have some awesome sisters, I love you girls" said Lincoln as they all group hugged their brother, "So now what".
"Well after a day like today, how about we all head on back to my restaurant for a well deserved family feast" said Lynn Sr. as this got his kids pump to hop in Vanzilla to enjoy their well deserve meal.
Later
After arriving back home from the restaurant to rest, everyone went on their way to celebrate for their big night, for Lori it was an expense late night spa treatment with her mother, Leni, Luna, and Lola, for Lynn it was going out to go-cart race with her dad, Lana, and Luan.
This of course left Lincoln home alone to watch over Lisa, Lily and Lucy as they all enjoyed themselves to some Burpin' Burger, and watching season 2 of SPYR.
"You know, I feel a little bad we couldn't do anything special for you tonight given how this was also you're big day" Lucy said as sipped on her milkshake.
"Honestly, I had nothing planned other than wanting to watch Mad Mel Fury Highway, though I didn't understand why you never went with Lori to the spa" asked Lincoln as he took a bite of his burger.
"And leave you here to watch over Lisa and Lily alone, I wouldn't dare" said Lucy as the 2 had passed out shortly after Sapphire was captured by the villain Norman Torchwick.
"Thanks Lucy, you didn't have to" said Lincoln as he ruffled Lucy's hair out of affection as they continued to watch their program.
Well there you guys go, I hope you liked it, I know this chapter my seem shorter, but honestly in all my years writing, less is a lot more without needed fluff.
Starting next chapter, its gonna jump skip a few years for our characters, where I'll go into more detail in regards as to what everyone has been up to, and their appearance, though i won't cram it down all in one chapter, so all those who wanted some individual screen time dedicated to your favorite Loud sister, wait no further, since thats my plan for these next couple of chapter, though I will have a chapter or 2 dedicated to the past.
On that note, I honestly have a handfull of ideas for our characters, but I'm opened to suggestions, Confirmed characters, that aren't Lucy and Lincoln since that was a given, are Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Leni, and Luna.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3