My Gothic Older Brother is the Johnny Ringo, much to the Relief of this Cute Preppy Blonde
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, you know who owns them and how to support the official release, and your local fandom community.
Also sorry for going off air for a few months, I had a case of having an idea to a one fanfiction story after another and acted on it, on top of working on my novel, so it's not like I was bed ridden in the hospital or anything like that.
Also I'll come clean now and said about that whole age jump got scratched since I forgot where that story is going, but hey I at least got one story for you guys.
It was terrible for Lucy, she was only looking out for the well being of one of her guy friends, only for him to get killed in front of her eyes, where his skin was skinned off and turned to grotesque home furniture.
Not only that, but the people responsible for doing such an atrocity, happened to spot her and rather than killing her had abducted her.
Now forcibly tied to a chair, begging for her life, as her captors was a middle aged man rambling on the plight that small businessmen, and looked strangely enough like Flip.
Another a man who looked like the popular kid Chandler who has it out for her brother, though his skin was sickly green, his teeth sharp, and his nearly bald head revealed he has a metal place, which he used a coat hanger to pick and scratch while eating his raw head flesh.
Then there was an a large man, wearing a face made of a victim that resembled Ronnie Ann's over his face as he was the most sympathetic, and the most deadly.
"Get grandpa to kill the little bitch" said cannibal Chandler, "That's a swell idea, grandpa, will you do the honors" said Flip the cook as he pushed in the wheel chair bound grandpa, who looked like Lucy and Lincoln's grandfather.
Thankfully this grandpa, was weak and couldn't hold a gun, but menacingly tried to use a hammer to bash Lucy's head open.
"Bubba, bring her over here" said psycho Chandler as Bubba kissed Lucy on the cheek goodbye, as he begrudgingly pulled Lucy over a blood bucket and in front of grandpa.
"No! NO~, you can't do this" pleaded Lucy as the sympathetic killer had no will or mind of his own, before pushing Lucy down.
What happened next was a series of thrill inducing and at times comedic moments of their grandfather trying, but losing his grip on the hammer, while he enjoyed the taste of blood from not only their first victim from earlier, but also the scalp of his grandson cannibal Chandler.
As Lucy screamed for mercy, the sick cannibalistic trio were cheering their grandfather to land a blow, before Flip the cook had enough and delivered the blow himself on the back of Lucy's head himself.
"Grandpa, you make us proud by being here with us today, as I hope me and the boys make you proud and grandma who now rests in chainsaw heaven" said Flip the cook as his arms were raised to the sky.
"Alright boys, hurry up- What the Shit!" exclaimed the Flip the cook as there was a loud explosion.
Granted there were many cases of cave in explosions left and right in their underground home, but not one this close to home.
"So it's time that I bid you fair well, I'll sign my own release with your blood. You can't keep me trapped in this hell, I won't ever call this my tomb" sang a voice that echoed all over the place as the cannibalistic trio were confused where it was coming from.
"The place where your soul's sent to die, is the place where my purpose was found" sang cannibal Chandler as he too know the lyrics to the song, much to the ire of Flip the cook.
"Shut the hell up you idiot" Flip the cook said angrily to cannibal Chandler as the singing soon found itself echoing only from one area.
"And I'm burning this place to the ground" sand the mysterious voice, before it was revealed to be Lincoln, as he carried a machete on the side of his hip, and fire axe in hand as he glared down the killers.
"Boys, boys, boys, you shouldn't have done what you've been doing" Lincoln said cooly, not stuttering nor showing an ounce of fear to the killers.
"What the hell is going on here, is that the American way of entering a man's home, by destroying it and singing like that" said Flip the cook as he walked forward towards Lincoln with cannibal Chandler next to him.
"Oh I get it, the old pressure game huh? Who sent you, those sissy's at Del-Mart catering, that chicken shit burrito man bunch, well I don't care who sent you, you hear me" said Flip the cook as he reached into his back pocket to pull out a wad of money.
"Come on let's make a deal with some real cash money" said Flip the cook as even cannibal Chandler eyed the wad for a second.
"Name your price and I'll pay you to kill who ever sent you to ruin us" offered Flip the cook, "I'm Johnny, and I'm here for revenge" said Lincoln as Chandler knew the reference given the song he was singing before entering and began to smile.
"Johnny? I know no Johnny, nor have I ever met you" said Flip the cook to ignorant and out of time to know anything related to pop culture.
Never have been killed to begin with, Lucy, who was a total mess, lifted her head to see her older brother.
"Lincoln" said Lucy meekly as Lincoln lowered his gaze to see his sister who was wrongfully victimized from all of this.
"Lucy" said a shocked Lincoln, "Lincoln" cried Lucy as she was scarred from whatever ordeal she went through and was begging for her big brother to save her at long last.
"Sento kaishi" screamed Lincoln in Japanese as he tossed the axe in his hand over the heads of these killers, which was used to distract them so he could pick up and rev up a chainsaw leaning on the wall.
Lincoln began to charge into battle and tore through the ass of Flip the cook, who in a desperate attempt of fleeing, screamed in pain before crawling his way and hiding under the table like a dog in shame.
As everyone scrambled around, Lincoln took this as his chance to save Lucy as he shredded through her restraints.
"Run Lucy, and don't you dare stop running till your safe, I'll be back soon enough" said Lincoln before spotting Bubba had grabbed a chainsaw came charging towards Lincoln with his weapon.
Colliding their motor powered weapons at one another, Bubba had the advantage in terms of strength and height, but Lincoln wasn't going to fight fair.
Kneeing him in the gut, followed by a chin kick that sent Bubba stumbling back into the wall, he got himself together instantly as he lifted his weapon, shook his hips before charging in head first again.
Retreating back to the dinner table, Lincoln narrowly getting sawed in half as he rolled backwards and landed on his back to hear Flip the cook was gripping over the situation.
"Small businessman that always, always, always gets it in the ass!" shouted Flip the cook in frustration as he felt his injuries for himself.
"That little shit really took care of my hems, but us…" trailed of Flip the cook before realizing he was bleeding more than he should be.
"Sure burned my beans bad on that one. No. No this is pretty bad, so bad in fact that I… maybe it's just time to close shop, yeah that's it" said Flip the cook as he began to pull down a mummified corpse that was just sitting there on the chair, pushed into table.
"Come here Nubbins, where's that old 'Fuck you Charlie'" said Flip the cook.
"In spite of the loud motor and blades of the chainsaw, Lincoln heard what Flip the cook was saying, more so his eyes widen in fear when he heard the cook said he was looking for the 'Fuck you Charlie'.
Simply because his grandfather was a Vietnam War Veteran, and told him every atrociously racist code word used during that war, and remembered vividly how they called frag grenades that nick name he heard Flip the cook was searching for.
"No way in hell" said Lincoln as he dodged another swing from Bubba's chainsaw, before charging in and shoving his into that of Bubba himself who screamed in pain for having his belly be impaled and shredded still.
Not taking any chances, Lincoln grabbed his machete from his hip and stabbed the bladed weapon through the table and heard a loud crunching sound followed by a 'Gack'.
Not out of the count, Bubba with the chainsaw in his belly came swinging to kill Lincoln, who hopped off the table, and made a reach for the fire ace he brought with him.
Fully armed and ready to finish the fight, Lincoln and Bubba walked in circles waiting for one of them to make the wrong move to finish this once and for all.
Thinking they had the upper hand, as Grandpa got up from his chair ready to toss the hammer at the back of Lincolns head, he saw this through a full body mirror, and as Bubba came swinging, Grandpa tossed the hammer.
All Lincoln needed to do was to duck as the hammer nailed Bubba in the face as he fell on his back, as did Grandpa after realizing he messed up.
Making sure he finished the job, Lincoln ran next to the down Bubba and beheaded him with his axe.
Turning his back to see his work, Lincoln was glad he managed to kill Flip the cook, before he could pull the pin as he rushed back to grab the grenade and his machete.
Before he could call it a day, Lincoln realized that the last killer, cannibal Chandler had escaped, shortly after Lucy fled.
"Not on my watch" said Lincoln as he made a mad run for the exit.
It wasn't long before Lincoln heard his sisters screams and the exit as he hopped over obstacles and climbed countless flights of stairs, before seeing and exit sign and a light at the end of the door.
Seeing that cannibal Chandler was using his straight razor to cut Lucy, it was enough for Lincoln to run faster than he ever had before and shoved his machete through the killers chest.
"Lincoln" said Lucy as she was happy to see her brother, to which he pushed cannibal Chandler back down a shaft where his cannibalistic family was hiding.
"One more thing" said Lincoln as he pulled the pin down the shaft where cannibal Chandler fell, before he hovered over and protected his sister as they heard the loud explosion.
Taking a minute to look back to make sure the dead was done, Lincoln, upon facing Lucy again, was relieved to see her alive and well as she began to softly cry.
"Shh, it's alright Lucy, I'm here for you" comforted Lincoln as he held his crying sister.
"I was so scared I was gonna die" sobbed Lucy, "I was scared too, but they're gone now" said Lincoln in a comforting voice.
They stood there for a minute before Lincoln looked away to examine his sisters body.
"They didn't do anything worse than you already experienced right" asked Lincoln as Lucy shook her head know, as her brother could only sigh in relief.
"That's good to hear" said Lincoln before he felt his sister resting her hand on his, "Lincoln, thank you" said Lucy as she wiped her tears, "I wouldn't let anything bad happen to my little sister".
In spite of being covered in dirt, dust, and sweat, Lincoln over looked her current appearance and showed Lucy nothing with kindness, and sincerity as Lucy loved this side of her brother.
"Lincoln, do you think I still look pretty" asked Lucy as Lincoln cupped his sisters face, "I think your beautiful, and I'm not just saying that as a big brother, but as a man to the woman he loves" said Lincoln as he was leaning in to do something.
Something that would be considered as nothing than a sign of showing familiar affection, this time it felt different as Lucy's heart began to race over what may or may not happen next.
Whatever the outcome, Lucy never found out as she woke up from her bed, as she had finished experiencing the worst nightmare to date, because she watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 with her brother that night.
Making her way into her brothers bedroom, Lucy had crawled her way into the vents, before kicking the vent open with enough strength to wake her brother, who helped her down on his bed.
"Lucy it's 5 in the morning, what are you doing here" asked Lincoln groggily before Lucy proceeded to slap his arm.
"I had a nightmare after watching that movie, so now you have to take responsibility and be my teddy bear" stated Lucy as she left no room for argument, and even if she did, Lincoln was too tired to argue and allowed her to sleep in his room that night.
They only got to sleep for a2 hours before getting up, since Lucy and Lincoln sharing a bed in his room, with no insulation, during the summer was too hot and uncomfortable that even after she stripped down to her under roo's, both opted to get up and start their day.
Dragging themselves into the kitchen, both were ready to enjoy some cereal.
Unfortunately neither one communicated since they were tired, and one thing lead to another where Lincoln and Lucy tripped and fell, where the milk was mainly covered on Lucy and Lincoln's pelvic region.
"Jeez, I'm gonna get all sticky" whined Lucy, "Sorry about that Lucy" said Lincoln before the kitchen was flooded by the sound of his sisters, who heard the loud commotion.
Instantly all the elder sisters went wide eye in shock over seeing Lucy nearly naked once more with their brother, covered in white liquid, as she looked uncomfortable and Lincoln having that same stuff around his nether region.
While the majority covered the eyes of the younger siblings, Lori acted appropriately as she slapped her brother and pulled Lucy away from being further violated.
"You sick pervert" Lori said with a mad blush as Lucy and Lincoln looked at everyone confused.
"MOM! DAD! LINCOLN FINALLY FORNICATED WITH LUCY!" screamed Lisa from the top of her lungs, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE" screamed both Lincoln and Lucy.
Well I hope you guys liked that story, I sure as hell know I did considering this is the one where I'm bumping this teen audience story for mature eyes only, so you're welcome.
Otherwise I don't think I got anything else to mention, other than that I won't be making new chapters as often since, I'll be committing to other projects or in case I get inspiration to write another story, so expect a blue moon publishing here or there from now on.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3