This Cute Preppy Blonde is a natural Slasher, to the jealousy of her Gothic Older Brother
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In the history of mankind since the late 20th to the 21st century, one thing stood in common in pop culture, and that was if it was popular and in a demand of it, it'll have some form of video game adaptation.
While the 80's and 90's were honest cases of trial and error, they got it right throughout the 2000's, 2010's, and many years to come.
Case in point the slasher genre always would attract the right crowd if the medium was big enough, and no good example proves it better than the Friday the 13th video game that came out.
Yes when Lincoln heard of the games upcoming release, he had asked his boss Flip on paying the game for him, with 30% interest payback for getting the deed done.
So right now, after coming home from work, Lincoln was waiting in his room waiting for the game to update, so that he could finally play the long awaited, fan fund based, back supported game at long last.
"Come on, friggin finish update already" Lincoln said as he was just staring at the screen as hard as possible, thinking it would update faster.
His train of thought ended when he heard Lucy knocked on his door, as he opened it and let her in.
"Here you go Lincoln, I got us our monthly graphic novel/comic books" said Lucy with a smile, "Thanks Lucy" said Lincoln as he took his new issue of the Walking Damned.
"Did you get a new video game" asked Lucy, "Yeah, I finally got myself the long awaited Friday the 13th game, which I will play when it's done uploading" said Lincoln as he was miffed that modern day games needs a damn reboot update on top of other stupid updates to play games now.
"Does mom and dad know that you bought this game" asked Lucy as the game box had that M-17 rating on the bottom right corner.
"I mentioned wanting to getting it" said Lincoln as Lucy could shook her head in disproval for her brother finding a way to sneak pass their parents in buying or watching stuff he shouldn't.
"Well, this looks like it's gonna take a while, want to come down stairs and watch the Princess Pony movie, Equine Girls" said Lucy as Lincoln would normally turn her down, but since his game was going to take a while.
"Sigh, alright, but you owe me for any to all grief our sisters are going to give me" said Lincoln, "I'll be your player 2 for whatever game you want me to play for a week" said Lucy.
After watching said movie, Lincoln went back upstairs to see the game was finally done updating, but because it was a brand new game on week one, Lincoln was now having force to deal with finding a server.
"Fuck" Lincoln said angrily, unaware he left a crack in his bedroom door where Lily happened to be playing in the halls.
"Fuck" Lily repeated cutely as Lincoln stuck his head out the door to see his youngest sister giggling innocently for not knowing any better.
"Oh crap um, I said truck Lily, can you say truck" pleaded Lincoln as the last thing he wanted was to be grounded for a week.
"Twuck" said Lily as Lincoln dodged a bullet, before going back into his room.
"Finally" Lincoln said sarcastically as he began to play as one of the counselors.
As the hours throughout the day passed, so did Lincoln trying out and leveling up within the game as the many counselors, to even playing as Jason himself.
While he did get booted off from crashed servers, what really got on his nerve was how every time he played as Jason, he could never seem to get anything more than 2 kills in a game, since everyone knew the importance of teaming up.
If it wasn't have the counselors trying to knock him out, the other half were scurrying in getting the parts to either call the cops, escape the camp, or being able to kill Jason which happened to him twice already.
This is getting ridiculous now, thought Lincoln as he heard someone knocked on his bedroom door.
"Who is it" asked Lincoln, "Lincoln, it's Lucy, I just wanted to let you know dinner will be ready in a few minutes" said Lucy.
"Hey Lucy come in for a second will you" said Lincoln as Lucy did before closing the door behind her.
"Is everything alright" asked Lucy before she was handed her brothers controller, "Tag in for me, I've been meaning to use the bathroom for a while" said Lincoln as he didn't give Lucy a chance to decline.
Great what do I do now, thought Lucy as she found herself playing as Jason in a new game and just played along.
In the short time Lincoln had excused himself to use the restroom, he returned to see his little sister killing the last camp counselor by grabbing the hiding player in a sleeping bag, before bashing and beating them against the tree till they died.
"How'd you do" asked Lincoln as he saw his sister not only got a perfect score but 3 different achievements in her one play through, plus a ton of new unlockables for Jason.
"I think I won" said Lucy in disbelief as she herself found it hard that she manage to beat and kill everyone in such a fashion, especially from a game based on a graphically horror slasher film like Friday the 13th.
"Kids, dinners ready" called Lynn Sr., "We better go, before we miss seconds" said Lucy as she put down the controller and left the room.
Throughout dinner and afterwards, Lincoln found himself staring at the achievements that his little sister unlocked, something she's never done, at least in the 'I need a second players help' kind of sense.
Could Lucy be another prodigy gamer in the family, thought Lincoln as the only other relative who genuinely was able to kick his ass was his youngest sister Lily, and this was after playing 1v1 games ranging from Block Fighter 4, and the Call of the Modern Battlefield, and even his guilty pleasure game, Damned or Alive extreme 2: Beach Volleyball Edition.
Trying to tell himself it was a fluke since other times he got his sisters to play, they did surprised him, which includes Lori, Lynn, and Lana.
Still he wouldn't know until tomorrow. As he slept restlessly throughout the night.
When morning did finally arrived, he found Lucy fully dressed ready to start her day with a smile.
"Lucy, I need you to redeem that favor of yours" said Lincoln, "Ok I guess" said Lucy as she followed her brother into her room.
"So what game are we going to play" asked Lucy, "Friday the 13th" said Lincoln, "But isn't that game only mean for solo play".
"True, but I just need to see something for myself" said Lincoln as he managed to find a lobby and got to play as Jason already.
"Now show me, what you did yesterday" said Lincoln as he handed his controller to Lucy, "Lincoln I haven't had breakfast yet and you want me to play this first thing in the morning" said Lucy.
"I promise to not only shield your eyes, but I'll treat you out for some lunch out a Burpin Burger" said Lincoln as that was good enough for Lucy.
In a span of 10 minutes, Lucy had brutally massacred all the players as she played as Jason, while when playing as the camp counselors, she managed to rally up the lobby to kill Jason.
"There I'm done playing Lincoln, can I go now" said Lucy as she handed her brother back his controller.
"Sure thing" said Lincoln as he was still left disbelief over how easy Lucy made it looked, as he was struggling to have a good time playing as either counselors, or Jason.
Time Skip
As the hours of the days past, so did Lincoln's frustration with the game, before he decided to rage quit and play some Fall Cry 3 Blood Dragon.
"I'm on fire, now you are too" said Lincoln as he enjoyed playing the game to repeat the one liners delivered in the game.
His gaming time was once more interrupted by the sound of his door knocking.
"Who is it" called Lincoln, "it's me Lucy, and you promised me lunch at Burpin Burgers" said Lucy as Lincoln began to power down his gaming device, and ready himself for his outing with Lucy.
"Alright kid, let's go" said Lincoln as both went down stairs and got on Lincoln's bike as Lucy stood and gripped on her brother as he had the pegs attached a while ago for this moment.
Riding into town, Lincoln and Lucy made it to everyone's favorite burger joint as he payed and sat down for their lunch.
Unfortunately, Lincoln was still bummed out to properly eat, "What's wrong" asked Lucy worriedly as Lincoln began to sigh.
"How did you become so good at videogames over night" admitted Lincoln as he took a bite from his fries.
"What are you talking about, I'm not good at videogames" said Lucy, "Lucy, I saw you recked as Jason Voorhees, and you were able to kill him by the next game on your first try" said Lincoln.
"I was just playing the game" Lucy said innocently, "If that's true, let's go to the arcade so I can show you that you're damn good" said Lincoln as Lucy just decided to satisfy her brother.
After eating they went down a couple of blocks where they went to play multiple games.
While Lucy wasn't necessarily bad, she wasn't that good to begin with as Lincoln had believed.
If it was skeet ball, she'd leave the machine with at least 20 tickets in hands, if it was game like Marbel vs Kapkom, she's get her butt kicked by the NPC's.
If it was game that offered tickets or dancing or Bass Hero, she had no problem playing, even if she didn't win, the problem was that any game that didn't offered any reward or benefit, she was just average.
"Ok, I'm starting to believe you might not be a good of a gamer as I thought" said Lincoln as he scratched his chin, "I told you" said Lucy before a game spot her eye.
"Hey Lincoln, want to play that Alien shooter game" said Lucy as she spotted the shooter game across the way that was based off of Ridley Scott's Alien.
"Sure, why not" said Lincoln as he nothing to lose as he appreciated Lucy trying out games, even though she's proven to be especially bad at FPS games.
Once they inserted their tokens, Lucy had proven herself quite capable as she and Lincoln both manage to clear the game in less than half an hour.
"Wow, I never been that good in shooters in my life, but we did it and beat the game" said Lucy with a smile, as Lincoln's face went more neutral than usual.
"Lucy, I've no idea what I did to upset you, but I'm sorry so could you drop the act and just game like a normal gamer" said Lincoln as Lucy looked at him confused.
"Lincoln, I'm not even a gamer on my own time" said Lucy, "We just beat the game together, no way you could call yourself not a gamer" argued Lincoln.
"I don't know what to tell you Lincoln" Lucy said innocently as Lincoln let out a large sigh, "So what this is just another fluke like with Friday the 13th" asked Lincoln as Lucy shrugged her shoulders.
Now more determined, they continued to try every game in the arcade as Lincoln noticed a pattern very quickly.
"Lincoln can we go home now, I'm going to miss the Dream Boat" said Lucy as Lincoln looked at the time, before both made a run out the arcade and road like wind back home.
After watching tonight's episode, Lincoln waited for the show to end, before he set up one of those make your own quizzes online for Lucy.
"Hey Lucy, mind taking this little quiz for me" asked Lincoln as he approached his sister with his tablet, "Sure" said Lucy as she took the tablet from his hands.
In a span of 2 minutes, Lucy finished the quiz her brother had made for her, and got a hundred percent score.
"So was there any reason you had me take that disturbing quest" asked Lucy as the questions ranged from kills made by Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Pinhead, Ghost face, and other trivia from Children of the Corn, Aliens, Predator, Quiet Hill, the House of Residing Evil, Fatal Photo, Evil Dead, and many more.
"Lucy, I'm starting to believe you might be an expert in the Slasher and Horror genre as a whole" said Lincoln as Lucy looked at him confused.
"And you're assuming this because" asked Lucy, "Think about, you kicked ass playing Friday the 13th, and when we were playing Aliens at the arcade, and you decimated me when we played Fatal Kombat, when you played either between Jason or Leatherface" said Lincoln.
"I don't believe this, this is probably a huge coincidence" Lucy said as her brothers assumptions were frightenly correct, as he pulled out his Hack and Slash comic book.
"Pop quiz, who is Cassandra Hack" said Lincoln quickly, "Cassie Hack is a slasher victim who had to put down her mother after she came back to life and killed all the students that bullied her, and since then has traveled across the world to kill Slashers with her partner Vlad" said Lucy before she went wide eye in realizing she had answered that question correctly.
"Heh, I should've known, I'm finally rubbing off on my little sister" said Lincoln with a smile as Lucy had a terrified look on her face.
"No~, this can't be right" exclaimed Lucy, "Easy Lucy, it's common for girls to like horror movies openly these days" said Lincoln.
"I can understand other girls, but not me" argued Lucy, "I'm sorry Lucy, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better" said Lincoln as Lucy began to glare at him.
"Fine, starting tomorrow we're going to purge my mind and spend the entire week watching all the episodes of Princess Pony" said Lucy as Lincoln began to pale.
"Come on Lucy, that's not fair" said Lincoln, "You want to make it up to me, than you'll watch Princess Pony with me" pouted Lucy as Lincoln swallowed his pride and accepted Lucy's terms.
A Week Later
After enduring the humiliation from his sisters, Lincoln was more than certain he was familiar with every character and song on Princess Pony, but he had solace in knowing that this week of therapy was for nothing as Lucy was still well knowledge in Slasher films.
"Hey Lucy, they announced season 4 of Princess Pony" said Lincoln as he was looking at fan made comics dedicated to Lady Lunar as a gamer, "Really, cause they just announced an Evil Dead remake" said Lucy as she was seeing game play of Army of Darkness.
"You know, it's starting to get a lot harder to own up that we're related" said Lola to the rest of the sisters as they all agreed.
Well there you guys go, I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter, since this came to me after I was playing a lot of the games I mentioned in this chapter.
Otherwise thank you all for your continued support, be sure to fav, follow, and leave a review on what you thought, I'm going to continue doing my thing.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3