My Gothic Older Brother promised this Cute Preppy Blonde on their Ditzy Older sister a day of shopping
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Every once and a while Lincoln would be dragged, sometimes against his will, to take part in doing some sort of shopping or activity for his sisters.
While he would suck it up and be on his best behavior for Lucy, he'd be in a sour mood for the rest of his sisters overall, except for Leni since she always meant well and would be the only other person who was willing to shop at the places he like going to and get him something as well.
Case in point why he, Leni, and Lucy were out shopping at the mall today.
"I think the orange polo shirt will definitely suit you" said Leni as she and Lucy stood outside the dressing room where Lincoln was force to play dress up.
"Orange isn't really my color" complained Lincoln as he was putting on the clothes Leni picked out for him, "Just put the clothes on Lincoln, you promised" said Lucy.
Even as he complained, Lincoln soon stepped out the dressing room wearing his normally iconic orange polo shirt, blue jeans, and red on white sneakers.
"You know, maybe if his hair was white, he could definitely pull it off" said Leni, "I was just thinking the same thing" said Lucy.
"Can I change back into my regular clothes now" said Lincoln, "Oh fine, but be sure to try these on before stepping outside" said Lucy as she handed her brother an outfit she chose.
Sighing in defeat, Lincoln closed the door before putting on the clothes Lucy had picked leaving the 2 sisters to chat.
"Thanks again for taking us to the mall Leni" said Lucy, "It's totes not a biggie, since it means I can also go to the mall" said Leni before both shared a laugh as Lincoln stepped out wearing a long sleeved blue button up shirt, and jeans while wearing brown hiking shoes.
"Oh em gosh, Linky you look so handsome in that outfit" said Leni as she began to take out her phone to photograph her brother.
"I knew you could pull off Ash's outfit" Lucy said as Lincoln cracked a smile, "What are the chances of me being able to have a chin as sharp as Bruce Campbell" asked Lincoln as he rubbed his chin.
"If you did, then I'll be jealous for all the girls being over you" said Lucy, "I know right, if Linky would dress like this often girls would be all over him" said Leni before they grouped together for a selfie.
Once they were done, Lincoln put back on his regular everyday attire before going to check out where Leni and Lucy bought their things, and left the store with Lincoln carrying their stuff.
Leaving Forever 19, they went across the way to shop at M&H where Lincoln continued to play fashion judge for his sisters.
"Ok Lincoln, what do you think of this" said Leni as she emerged wearing a sea foam and white plad v-neck dress as she struck a pose.
"Spin around once, then place your left on your hip and blow a kiss with your right hand at any general direction" instructed Lincoln
Doing what her brother requested, Leni waited for Lincoln to give his honest answer whether to buy it or not.
"I give it a solid 8 out of 10, simply cause it's more appropriate for late spring throughout the summer attire" said Lincoln, "Perfect" smiled Leni as she went back inside the dressing booth to put back on her regular dressing attire.
"Alright, how about me" said Lucy as she emerged wearing a 2 piece set consisting of a Neapolitan color schemed shirt and pink sweatpants, with the shirt reading 'New York' in pink letters and on the left side of the sweatpants as Lucy put on some white sandals and put her hair up in a ponytail.
"8 out of 10, only because it reads 'New York' and not 'Royal Woods', also I can see that for summer time in normally colder states and winter" said Lincoln.
Accepting her brothers score, Lucy returned back into the dressing room, before Leni exited out of her dressing room.
"So Linky, it's your turn to choose the next store" said Leni as she had finished selecting 2 dresses to buy outside the 15 different dresses and outfits she had tried on.
"About time we finally hit Cool Topic" said Lincoln as Lucy exited holding only one set of clothing compared to the 8 she had tried on, "They got anything you got your eyes peeled for" asked Lucy.
"I heard they got some new WASHINTON PARK merch in related to their newest album that dropped last month" said Lincoln as they got in line to pay for his sisters stuff.
"Speaking of, what are your thoughts on their newest album, since there's a lot of mixed media in regards to it being released" asked Lucy.
"Not gonna lie, I thought a lot of songs were terrible at first and was going to be the band's first album that bombed because of the pop rock nature it had, but after giving the album a fair listen, my opinions about it has changed and now I love it" said Lincoln.
"That's good to hear" said Lucy with a smile since the Loud family has practically close connections to the band at this point, and the last thing the band would probably want to hear is that their biggest fan thought their newest album suck and was overall disappointed about it.
Once they paid for their things, they made their way into Cool Topic where Lincoln began to browse their selection of band merch to look for his desired shirt.
Meanwhile Leni and Lucy were looking at things they might like as well, specifically in the jewelry and buttons area.
"Wonder why they'd make so many pretty designs for gauge earrings" questioned Leni as she saw a few classmates wearing something she honestly find horrendous.
"I don't know, but take a look at some of these buttons here" said Lucy as she found some princess pony related buttons, before Leni joined her.
"Hey is this that one girl I dressed up as at that giant costume party with you guys" said Leni as she picked up a button of Raphaela as she recognized her from their time at the local Fanime convention.
"That is actually" said Lucy as Leni admired the button for a bit, before deciding to buy it for herself.
"Hey Lucy" called Lincoln as she turned and narrowly caught a t-shirt in time, "Found you a Princess Pony t-shirt from their movie Equine Girls".
Examining the black cotton t-shirt, she squealed in joy over seeing her regular pony characters standing beside's their human counter parts.
"This just made my day even better" Lucy said happily, "Glad to hear that" said Lincoln as he found the t-shirt he was looking for before examining the wallets they had.
"Hey guys, look at some of the cute toys they have here" said Leni as she was referring to the Vinyl figures stacked on the wall.
"Those are Vinyl Figures, and let's see if they have anything I like" said Lincoln as he and Lucy began to look at the selection.
"Hey Lincoln, you won't believe what they got" said Lucy as she showed Lincoln and Leni a Vinyl Figure of Fenton the Fox.
"No way" said Lincoln as he rolled his eyes out of how all the things they managed to convert into a Vinyl Figure, it had to be the very toy that still plagues their parents, that Lily adores.
"We so got to get this for Lily" said Lucy as Lincoln began to examine the figure to confirm that the thing wasn't going to sing at any given moment, in spite of the Loud children coming to terms and accepting how catchy and important the toy impacted Lily.
"Alright, we'll get this for Lily" said Lincoln as they could imagine the 2 year old being absolutely delighted over the figure.
After browsing the selection of collectable figures, they stayed in the store for a few minutes longer before leaving with their selected food purchases and readied themselves to enjoy lunch at the food court.
"So Linky, how are you feeling about going to middle school this year" asked Leni, "If it's anything like my time in elementary, I expect to be ostracized, and left alone, so I guess I'm looking forward to be spared from being ridiculed and humiliated like everyone else going through their teen years" said Lincoln.
"Lincoln you're not alone, you got your friend Clyde and a bunch of those other girls who like you that are considered to be your friends, and who knows maybe even more" said Lucy.
"Ooh, does Linky like a girl" cooed Leni, "Besides my waifu, no there's not a single girl that's out there that I like" said Lincoln, "Really Lincoln" asked Lucy as she raised her brow as she looked at her brother.
Not sure how to answer that question, cause frankly there's been moments, even earlier in the day, that Lucy may be hinting or implying things to feelings he's been questioning himself.
Granted he's given her responses and questions like this before from time to time, difference being that they'd normally keep things between themselves.
But today was the day Lucy decided to act bold in front of Leni, sure she has yet to pick up on what they were saying and the hidden meaning behind their words, if there was any, but still this last one was way too risky for something that may or may not be.
Seeing how he didn't want to leave his little sisters question unanswered, yet might say something he'll soon regret, Lincoln decided to go with the flow with his answer.
"Ok maybe there's a few of them" said Lincoln playing it cool, "Oh em gosh, Lincoln you totes got to give us details, who are they and what are their names" Leni said as he attention was focused on her brother.
"Well you should know them all considering how they all live together, and their names are Lily, Lisa, Lana, Lola, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Lori, Leni, and Lucy" said Lincoln with a slight blush.
"Wow, these girls all have the same names as all of our sisters" said Leni naively as Lincoln and Lucy looked at her, with Lucy ready to tell her what Lincoln was saying.
"Give her a minute to figure it out, she's a big girl" said Lincoln as Lucy gave into her brothers request just as Leni figured it out.
"Oh, Oh~. Aw Lincoln, you can be so sweet sometimes" said Leni as she hugged her brother, before Lucy joined in the group hugging amongst the 3 of them.
"Smart answer" said Lucy to her brother as she smiled at him, "It's the only right answer" said Lincoln as he smiled back at Lucy.
Once they had their lunch, Lincoln continued to shop with Leni and Lucy before they all went back to load their things back into Vanzilla and began to drive back home.
"This has been a fun day" said Leni with a smile as Lincoln nodded in agreement, with a new view on Leni that's been going on for a while and that maybe having her hang around with him and Lucy wasn't all that bad.
Bonus Story
Father's Day was around the corner, and like every year, Lincoln simply had a hard time getting a gift for him.
Granted he wasn't exactly good at getting gifts for anyone, with his main forte being half assed poetry he has written, as he was the only exception to the Gothic stereotype of being a poet of some kind.
So right now, Lincoln was in a bind trying to decide what to buy his father, since he could afford fancy things now do to having a job.
But even then that was proven to be difficult in its self, since Lori and Leni pitched in to get him some proper carving knives to be used at work, Luna got them both tickets to see Mick Swagger live, Luan invited their father to do open mic along with dedicating a video on her website to their father, Lynn got him some diet pills and a cookbook on keto recipes, something he was looking into, Lana repaired the bathroom in their parent's bedroom, and Lola got her father new silverware for the kitchen, and Lisa used her ceramic skills to make them new kitchen ware.
So yeah, Lincoln didn't have a lot of options at the moment.
"Sigh, why the hell does that old man have to be difficult" sighed Lincoln in frustration before kicking of his shoes and cleared his mind by looking at the Friday the 13th kill counts on the internet.
His moment of solace was put on hold when he heard a knock on the door, before he went answer it.
"Hey Lincoln" greeted Lucy, "Hey Lucy, what's up" asked Lincoln, "Think you can help buy something for me of the internet, I got the money to reimburse you".
Seeing no reason not to help her, Lincoln took out his phone as they began to browse before buying something their father need that he didn't know he needed.
It was a chef's jacket that was used for work, and arguably that had to be one of the most thoughtful things anyone could get their dad amongst the list of things the Loud sisters already got.
"Alright express gift delivery expecting to come in no later than tomorrow at 1 p.m." said Lincoln, "So did you get anything for dad yet" asked Lucy, "Nope".
"You do know Fathers Day is tomorrow right" asked Lucy, "I'm well aware, just like how and everyone should be well aware that I'm terrible at getting gifts for our parents" said Lincoln.
"That's not true, what about those poems you make them every year" asked Lucy, "You mean those god awful poems that they throw out by the end of the day, I think they, along with anyone else, don't want to hear one of those ever again" said Lincoln.
"They don't really throw them out" said Lucy, "I legit had Lisa confirmed it to me by looking through the families spy cam network" said Lincoln.
"You know now that I think about, neither he nor mom really deserve anything from me given how they've given me nothing but grief" said Lincoln as he did had a valid argument to do nothing at all.
"While that may be true, our sisters are going to give you nothing but none stop grief for a long time, so I'd think hard before not doing anything at all" said Lucy as her words were true.
"Sigh, you know it's hard to put in any effort on someone you have nothing in common with and doesn't put in any effort themselves" said Lincoln as he could make a short list of things him and his dad tried doing to bond, but wound up being a disaster and a waste of time.
Horror movies were too much for Lynn Sr. the big baby, trying sports activities wasn't interesting or motivating enough for Lincoln, except for paintball and air soft were only he had fun thanks to his grandfather and his psychotic attitude, videogames didn't interest Lynn and anime was a no go from the get go.
"Why not buy him something cooking related" suggested Lucy, "The only thing that comes to mind is getting him that stand mixer, which isn't a cheap investment" said Lincoln since the one he saw had all 30 attachments but costed about $1,200.
And if it wasn't the price, it was definitely the fact his parents were going to question him how'd he get the money to afford the full set.
"You don't have to get anything fancy like that, I'm sure dad would be happy with something as simple as a new spatula" said Lucy as she began to make her leave.
"I know you'll get him something nice" said Lucy with a smile before closing the door behind her.
While Lincoln could distract himself for so long, he ultimately spent the rest of his day staring at the ceiling trying to figure things out what to do for his father that'll really mean something for once this year.
The Next Day
Enjoying breakfast in bed and the gifts left by his family, Lynn Sr. was arguably having the best Fathers Day so far this year.
"Hey dad" said Lincoln as he let himself inside his parents room, "Lincoln, good morning" said Lynn Sr. as he wiped syrup off his mouth.
"Morning to you too" Lincoln said before there was a minute of awkward silence between them both as this was one of those rare moments they were alone where he wasn't getting told he was grounded.
"Anyways I got you this, so Happy Fathers Day ya know" said Lincoln as he handed his dad his gift.
Opening the gift, Lynn Sr. was surprised to see it was a brand new stainless steel spatula.
"Aw son, this is perfect we've been needing a new spatula after Lisa used the last one as a part of an impromptu science project" said Lynn Sr. as he went and hugged his son.
"Thank you son" said Lynn Sr. before releasing his hold on Lincoln, "Sure thing dad" Lincoln said before exiting the room where Lucy was waiting for him patiently outside.
"Did you plan this" asked Lincoln, "Nope, I just looked around the house what could be missing and needed to be replaced and Lisa confessed what happened to the spatula for the house" said Lucy with a smile.
Rubbing his sisters head before pressing his forehead on hers, Lincoln smiled as he looked his sister in the eyes.
"You're the best thing about my existence" said Lincoln as Lisa was walking by them, "Sorry to ruin your borderline incestuous moment, but pray tell brother, did father enjoyed his gift" asked Lisa.
Snapping from their stupor and blushing, Lincoln began to clear his throat before speaking.
"Yeah, he did, I should thank you for helping me" said Lincoln, "All was nothing but mere cosmic coincidence, though for the record should I have known you would've considered investing in that stand mixer, I would've told myself from last week from refrain using the family spatula to create that flipper bot" said Lisa before walking on her merry way.
In retro speck, a stand mixer would've been a useful utility to have at home and Lincoln just had to mess up in missing on a chance to get something he now hopes on getting for himself when he's older.
There you guys go, I hope everyone enjoys this recent update, considering the last one came out a month ago around the same time as this one did.
I actually wanted write something different a lot sooner, but given not only the global pandemic, and the social issue that still going on, I decided to go off the grid to not get involved, and before you ask, no I'm not going to give my opinion on what's going on since I use this account to entertain and brighten everyone else's day and avoid political and real world problems, since I myself use this as an escape how crappy and terrible this world and year has been for all of us.
With that said, I'm having second thoughts on the request you made for me a while back nuuo, so I'm sorry, truly I am.
Also I know some of you guys have realized I've been dedicated additional sibling chapters centered around mainly the older Loud sisters, but I promise at some point I will focus on one of the younger Loud sisters that isn't just Lucy you know.
Otherwise I appreciate you guys for taking the time to read this newest chapter and to continue to support me and leaving your reviews as I enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy making these new chapters for everyone's amusement.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3