This Cute Preppy Blonde and her Gothic Older Brother are tasked to babysit their Child Prodigy Sister and Baby Sister
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With Lori having agreed to go to Royal Woods Community College for the benefit of not only being able to stay close at home, but to continue working with her father, and the self promise that Leni finishes high school while also helping her get her footing in life.
Speaking of which, both did still continue to work at the family restaurant, as such it had taken away Lori's need and responsibility at home and watch over her siblings for the most part.
Now with Leni working alongside with Lori, Luna who can now work part time at the restaurant while also perusing her dreams to rock and roll fame, Luan busy with her own job and projects, the ones that are generally left in charge of the younger siblings is Lynn and Lincoln, though reality 9 out of 10 times it's mainly Lincoln.
Reason, Lynn was a year round sport athlete as there was always some sport for her to take on being conventional or nonconventional.
So it was no different than today when Lynn wasn't around do to playing baseball, well almost as Lincoln needed to only look out for Lisa and Lily as he considers Lucy to be his partner more than someone he needs to watch over.
"Alright sweetie, here's some money to order you kids some pizza for lunch, and if you plan to leave the house make sure to pack a diaper bag for Lily" said Rita as she was handing Lincoln the money.
"Noted, though you sure you're gonna be fine taking Lola and Lana to the Blue Belles camp retreat this weekend" asked Lincoln, "Honey I'm sure I can handle 2 of your sisters no problem" said Rita before hearing a loud crash.
"I should get going" said Rita before zooming out the front door as Lincoln turned around to see Lily playing with her building blocks with letters and pictures.
"Alright Lily, I guess it's just you having a fun day with your big brother this day huh" said Lincoln as Lily cooed as she was attempting to stack her blocks as high as possible.
"I'll take that as a sign that you're happy" said Lincoln before plopping on the couch and began to search for something to watch on Munchyroll.
"Lisa I don't think it's appropriate to be asking Lincoln something as personal as that" said Lucy as both came down the stairs with the blonde with a light blush on her face.
"In the world of science, hardly any question asked is appropriate, especially if it's regarded to any hidden incestuous feelings he may have for you like you have for him" said Lisa with a straight face.
"Ok, I'll bite what's going on here" asked Lincoln as he paused watching the 1st episode of Monster Shoujo as he wanted to hear in on this conversation.
"I was going to ask you dear brother unit in regards as to the material you tend to lust over and fantasize given your taste and selection in usual adult entertainment material is quite in indifferent pallet and if it has in part to be associated towards your desire to be with Lucy or any of our other sisters" asked Lisa as Lincoln was left confused by the question.
"Sigh, I'm asking as to what material and genre do you fap towards so I can connect it with your desires with Lucy or anyone else" said Lisa.
"Yeah, I'm not going to answer that question" said Lincoln as his glared seemed to intense after hearing that question.
"Very well, I shall continue this study from browsing your internet history and make my final judgment when I have sufficient data" said Lisa.
"Oh no you don't, as much as I'll get in trouble if you blabbed anything to anyone one, you'll also get in trouble with the consequences being much more dire and could affect and rip this family apart" said Lincoln.
"Hmm, your argument has merit, very well I shall put this study on hold or until you and Lucy take initiative and take action on becoming partners for life" said Lisa.
"Lisa, I think Lincoln has said it enough times to everyone he doesn't lust over me or anyone in the family young lady, now apologize to him for being rude and insensitive" said Lucy as she had enough of the 5 year olds pretentious attitude.
"Very well, Lincoln I apologize for my actions, especially since my question was rather in appropriate" said Lisa.
"You think Sherlock" said Lincoln before continuing to watch his anime, "Note to self, brother unit has developed a taste for monster girls" said Lisa speaking in her tape recorder.
"Sigh, I swear you girls make it hard for me to enjoy anything" said Lincoln as he decided to give up and view any new carnage/kill counts on the internet to horror movies.
"It could be a lot worse" said Lucy as she decided to take control of the tv to watch reruns of the Dream Boat and Jordan Ramsey's newest kitchen related shows.
"…True" said Lincoln before Lily was yanking on his leg, "What's up Lily".
It took a few seconds before Lincoln found out the reason for Lily getting his attention was for a familiar reason with a familiar scent.
"Oh, come on Lily" said Lincoln as his face began to cringe, "Lincoln, please do something about Lily" said Lucy as she used both hands to cover her nose and mouth.
"I get it I get it" said Lincoln before carrying his baby upstairs into hers and Lisa's bedroom where he began to change her.
"Seriously what the hell are you eating to make your crap smell so bad" Lincoln said as Lisa had long since put a gas mask on.
"If you like I've actually kept track of Lily's digestive track for a while now and have came to the conclusion she may indeed be lacteous intolerant considering the stuff she eats either by us or what she finds" said Lisa.
"And you never brought this up to mom and dad because" asked Lincoln as he began to apply powder before putting on the new diaper, "You and everyone in this house made it clear that no one wants to be informed of my studies regarding fecal matter and how we can all improve our diet" said Lisa.
"Ok, point taken" said Lincoln as Lily giggled before setting her down, "Now that I have you alone, I must ask dear brother, how are things going at your job" asked Lisa as she was aware of her brother working for the most shadiest guy in town.
"Well let me just say that cheap bastard really surprises me every day for one reason or another" said Lincoln, "Do tell" said Lisa as her interest was peak.
"Let's just say that the amount of shady and underhanded and careless things he's done so far in that business establishment alone, he'd be lucky if the worst thing to happen to him was him losing his business" said Lincoln.
"And you still continue to work for him because" asked Lisa, "Honestly the money is good, and it gets mom and dad off my back that I'm being productive" said Lincoln.
"Still I find it hard to believe that they bought the whole paper boy story, given how the average paper boy work day is from 5 in the morning to no later than 10 a.m. based on the region and routes needed to take to deliver said papers" said Lisa.
"Need I remind you the track record our parents have from not thinking, questioning, or acting on some of the craziest things we've done here" said Lincoln.
"No need, those memories are quite vivid" said Lisa, "Alright, well I'm going back downstairs, need me to get you anything before I sit my ass on the couch" asked Lincoln.
"If you could get me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the way how I liked it, that be much appreciated" said Lisa, "Alright one PB&J coming up" said Lincoln as he left the room, only to see Lucy and Lily waiting for him outside.
"What's up" asked Lincoln, "You left Lily unattended upstairs, with no one watching her" said Lucy as Lily simply cooed and giggled in the blondes arms.
"Sorry about that" Lincoln said nonchalantly when he meant to sound sheepish, but luckily Lucy knew her brother better as they began to descend the stairs.
"So I'm thinking that in an hour from now, let's go to the park, I think Lily would appreciate it" said Lucy, "I'm down. Anyways I'm going to make Lisa a snack, want me to make you anything" asked Lincoln.
"A PB&J if that isn't asking too much" said Lucy as both made it back to the living room as Lincoln turned to the kitchen, "Alright 3 PB&J's coming up" said Lincoln.
Time Skip
After making sure everything was packed and ready for the trip to the park, the Loud siblings found themselves in Ketcham Park going about their activities.
"You got to admit, being out here isn't so bad" said Lucy as both were currently keeping an eye on Lily as she was playing with the other kids her age, while they sat on the benches.
"It's not and I'll admit that when it's quiet and peaceful like this, I wish for it to never end" said Lincoln as he also kept an eye on Lisa as she was doing research on a family of squirrels in the trees.
"If that was the case, then we'll never have peaceful moments" said Lucy, "Anywhere, anytime, anyplace where it's just you and me is always a peaceful moment, like now" said Lincoln with a smile as this got Lucy to smile back.
"Lincoln is that you" came the voice of Clyde as the nerdy boy walked towards them, "Clyde, what's up" asked Lincoln as he faced to greet his only friend.
"Just doing my promised 2 hour outdoor activity, of my 4 hour out of the house activity" said Clyde with a smile, "That's nice" said Lincoln as he was well aware how modern his family was in terms if their life style and in raising Clyde.
"What about you Lincoln" asked Clyde, "I'm just here babysitting my sisters for the day, we were actually planning to have pizza later on, want to join us" asked Lincoln.
"Let me text my dad's that I'm planning to have lunch with you guys and see if they say it's ok" said Clyde as he began to pull out his phone.
"Hey Lincoln, Lily is crawling towards the playground with all the big kids" said Lucy as both bolted from their seats to save their baby sister from getting accidently trampled.
Hmm, wish I had siblings to look after, thought Clyde since that's his plight of being an only child every time he witnesses Lincoln acting like a good big brother, in spite of his appearance.
"Excuse me, but are you perhaps our school's former assistant administrator Clyde McBride" said Lisa as she approach her fellow nerd.
"Yes that's right, and if I recall you're Lisa I remembered that you were in our 5th grade class for like a week" said Clyde, "Glad you remembered me, in spite of our time being short and our interactions nonexistent" said Lisa with a smirk as she adjusted her glasses.
"Well you are Lincoln's little sister, and he's my best friend, so I guess I should make an effort to recognize and remember the names of his sister" said Clyde.
"Hm, you know I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, why did you chose to be friends with my brother, not that I'm not grateful he has a friend outside the family, but my question is why given how you are aware of any to all rumors associated with my brother, mind you mainly false rumors" asked Lisa.
"Well honestly I always thought Lincoln was a cool kid and for the longest I always wanted to be his friend" said Clyde.
"Care to be more elaborate, more specific to detail and reasoning" asked Lisa, "Well I guess it has to do with how both of us were looked at differently since we first started kindergarten, you know with him coming from a large family with an infamous reputation and me coming from a family of 2 gay dads, no offense by the way" said Clyde.
"None taken, continue please" said Lisa, "Right, so as the years went on, both of us changed, with me being this nerdy kid that was labeled as the biggest teacher's pet and Lincoln being the most depressing person on the planet, as we were perceived by our peers" explained Clyde.
"But that was what everyone saw your brother as, I didn't, I saw this cool guy who wears all black and listens to WASHINTON PARK yes, but I also see a guy who was a lady killer, a hard worker, and someone willing to go above and beyond, even if it meant sacrificing his happiness for the sake of his sisters, no matter how old or young, and in my book I consider all that to be cool, and I totally regret not befriending him sooner in my life" said Clyde.
Impressed by his reason for wanting to befriend her brother, Lisa was all but satisfied as Clyde has yet to answer the question she had asked originally.
"While my brother is certain to smile at your praise, my question remains as to why it took you so long to befriend my brother" asked Lisa, "I'll admit for the first 2 years I was worried what people might say about us hanging out, but after I got to see the real Lincoln in action, I felt inferior and unworthy to even work alongside with him on group projects, but I guess that's the thing about your brother he doesn't discriminate, he doesn't hold grudges, all he cares about is not only making you girls happy, but people he trusts happy and I think I owe him my friendship to say in the very least" said Clyde.
Satisfied with Clyde's response, Lisa laid the subject to rest as Lincoln and Lucy returned with Lily in hand.
"Jeez, you're going to turn my dyed black hair white again at the rate you give me scares Lily" said Lincoln as Lily only giggled as she was being carried in Lucy's arms.
"So Clyde, what did you dad's say" asked Lincoln as Clyde checked his phone to see that he was given clear permission to join them for lunch.
"My dad's said it's alright" said Clyde, "Alright, everyone let's go home and order ourselves some pizza" said Lincoln as everyone cheered over the promise of pizza, soda, and garlic knots.
Later
After having their fill of pizza, now was officially called quiet time, as evident with Clyde offering to carry Lisa upstairs for a nap after she consumed a 2 liter bottle of soda and crashed on the floor once the sugar rush was over.
Meanwhile, Lincoln and Lucy were busy putting Lily down for a nap as Lucy just finished handing her brother, Lily's bottle of milk.
"Shh, it's alright, your big brother and sister are here" said Lincoln as he fed Lily as they paced back and forth.
Standing on the sidelines, Lucy watched and admired how her brother handled the situation as always, more so now than usual.
"I think you'd make a good father one day" said Lucy as this got Lincoln's attention as he looked at Lucy.
"I think you'd make a good mother" said Lincoln back as this got Lucy to blush, "I don't know, you practically know how to manage all of us on your own" said Lucy.
"Not true, since you've been my partner in watching over our sisters for a while now" said Lincoln as he began to approach Lucy.
"In fact I'd go as far as saying we'd make a good husband and wife team" said Lincoln with a blush coming on his face as Lucy's face began to blush even more.
Not sure what to say now, Lucy was at a loss of words but before she can utter anything, Clyde came back down stairs.
"Hey Lincoln, Lucy, I finally got Lisa tucked in and got Lily's crib ready" said Clyde as this broke the moment, causing Lincoln to focus back on his now slumbering sister.
"Thanks Clyde, I'm going to tuck her in now" said Lincoln as he was blushing and mentally scolding himself as he passed by Clyde.
"Did I miss or walk into something" asked Clyde as he could still see the just as pink as her clothes on her face, Lucy as she jolted a little.
"Nothing, nothing, nothing at all Clyde" said Lucy a little too high pitch to go unnoticed, but Clyde opted to let it slide for now as Lincoln finally made it back down stairs.
"Alright, baby monitor is on, and both Lily and Lisa are asleep, now we can either watch season 4 of SPYR or season 2 of Ash vs Evil Dead" said Lincoln.
"I'm ready to watch season 4 of SPYR" said Lucy excitingly, "I'm ok watching anything you guys like" said Clyde, "Alright season 4 of SPYR he we go" said Lincoln as they all sat down and continued to eat leftovers until the day ended.
Alright another chapter down, and I actually got one that I promise to commit to making before the one I've been planning for a while now.
Speaking of which next chapter is indefinitely going to be publish on the 20th of this month, that is the date, for reasons all of you probably know and could assume.
Also while I'm being a bit personal with you guys, I'll come out and admit that this month, July is always a tough month for me these past few years, so much so that I'm struggling to stay in control of my emotions as I find myself easily breaking down and crying every day now.
I know that I've mentioned I don't like talking about current world problems, especially now, but I will say that while it is important to maintain and take care of our physical health, it's also important to take care of your mental health, something that doesn't get talked about at all, since this global crisis is taking a faster and a dangerous toll on our mental health's, more than our physical health, so please stay safe and take care of yourselves.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3