My Gothic Older Brother is the MC to his own Romantic Harem Comedy, much to the Jealousy of this Cute Preppy Blonde Pt 1
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It was the perfect morning for Lincoln, something he would rarely say or admit, even in his head as he got up from bed in his regular sized bedroom.
It was after realizing those 2 things did he rushed into his own bathroom to see that his normal Gothic aesthetic was gone as he looked like a regular teenager, which further added to his confusing fear as he back into his bedroom.
Before he could do anything or act, he heard a knock on his bedroom door, before he went to answer it.
"Good morning big brother, better hurry up or else we'll be late for school" said a cute blonde haired girl who was about 10 years of age.
"I'm sorry but who are you again" asked Lincoln as he never met her before in his life, "That's a mean thing to say to your little sister, you're going to hurt Lily's feelings" said Lily as she began to fake sobbed.
"Lily" said Lincoln, "Yup, that's my name don't wear it out" said Lily as she broke her crying façade and smiled brightly at her brother.
"Now hurry up, mom and dad wanted to talk to us before we all go to school" said Lily before running off.
Left with more questions he was ready to ask, Lincoln decided to play along as he went and saw a clean uniform, hanging next to his bed.
Putting it on and worrying about what happened to his image at a later time, Lincoln was soon met face to face with Lucy, who was much older and wearing the same type of school uniform like him, though he assumed she was wearing the girls uniform.
"Good morning Lincoln" said Lucy with a smile as she leaned in to kiss her brother on the cheek.
"Hey Lucy, do you know anything different about this morning" asked Lincoln as Lucy still kept a smile on her face as she darted her eyes back and forth before leaning in to whisper something in his ear.
"This is all Lisa's doing, we're all in some sort of VR simulator" said Lucy into Lincolns ear as he began to ball a fist, "Lisa" said Lincoln with ire in his tone.
"Lincoln, Lucy, hurry up, mom and dad want to talk to us before school starts" said Lori as she looked like she did when she was 15.
"Lori" said Lincoln before she took his hand and began to lead him downstairs with Lucy following behind.
"Ah, kids finally you're all hear for some important news" said Lynn Sr. with a smile as everyone gathered around to hear what their parents had to say.
"Kids, this is pretty important and I want you all to brace yourselves" said Rita as the suspense was getting to them.
"Your brother Lincoln is adopted" said Rita as everyone began to jaw drop and talk amongst themselves, "Now kids calm down, that doesn't change the fact that he's still your brother and that we loved him" said Lynn Sr.
"But dad, why would you withhold this kind of news from us our whole lives" asked Lori, "Because we worried that one of you if not all of you want to date your brother" said Lynn Sr. as Lincoln had a bad feeling where this was going.
"But seeing how Lincoln is already 15, and that the chances of any of you girls pursuing a relationship with your brother is going to happen, we figured we'd let the cat out of the bag now" said Lynn Sr.
"However we discussed about it and we figured that should any of you choose to seek out in pursuing a relationship with your brother, we'd have nothing against it since who's a better suited well welcome man to be with you girls than Lincoln" said Rita as Lincoln began to pale a little, "Why me" Lincoln said under his breath.
"So yeah anyone of you or heck even all of you girls now have our blessing to date your brother" said Lynn Sr. without a care in the world as Lincoln was at a loss of words considering this was way too easy going, way too laissez-faire of his parents to say and allow something like that, when the reality was they kinda already were.
But even then there was no way they could actually accept and would allow something like this to happen without given this some more real hard thought.
"Now hold on, don't I get a say in all this" asked Lincoln, "Nope, now hurry on out of here or you kids will be late for school" said Rita as everyone began to stampede outside the house, while dragging their brother.
Once outside everyone composed themselves as Lincoln took this a chance to confront his little sister, who was probably around Lucy's age at this point.
"Ok Lisa, I know you're behind this so confess" said Lincoln as Lisa remained unfazed, "We all are brother unit" admitted Lisa as Lincoln looked at his sisters with confusion, who in turn looked back at Lincoln.
"You're got to be kidding me" said Lincoln, "Nope, Lisa's telling the truth" said Lori.
"Ok, but why" asked Lincoln, "Well Lisa explained to us that she really wanted to test you on what you said between reality and fantasy now that we know you got an incest kink, so like a true fan, she went above and beyond and hook us up in a VR world based on something called an Eroge" said Luna.
Hearing that got Lincoln wide as he didn't know if Lisa did that on purpose or didn't know what the hell she got them all into.
"Fear not brother unit, if you have no forbidden desires, than you got nothing to worry about" said Lisa smugly, "Oh I am so not taking the precocious genius true loli route now" said Lincoln to spite Lisa and the fact she understood what he said work in getting her goat.
"Well I don't know about you guys I got to hurry up and make it before presenting at the school orientation" said Lori as she ran off ahead.
In spite of having to deal with this rather risky adventure, Lincoln made himself aware in what sort of stereotypical rolls each of his sisters played in this adult visual novel.
Lori was the student body president/tsunpure, Leni the bakadere, Luna the musician/Kuudere, Luan the dokedere, Lynn the tomboy/tsundere, Lucy the best girl/little sister/main heroine, Lana the tomboy/deredere, Lola the Himedere, Lisa genius/ true loli, Lily undere/little sister/ true loli.
While all of them are ideal waifu materials to just about anyone, to Lincoln this terrified him to no end because these are his sisters trying to prove an unnecessary point that he had admitted.
But since he had no control he decided to play along with this stupid game and prove his sisters wrong as he finally entered the school grounds.
Time Skip
Class went by as Lincoln payed no mind and ignored the background noise of all of these nonexistent red shirts who should be grateful that they don't have to fear death.
"Finally I can stretch my legs" said Lincoln as he got up from his feet and stretch before leaving the class.
Once outside he notice that Luan was getting confronted by a couple of mean delinquent girls, who had her surrounded and pinned to the wall.
"So you think your funny, huh chuckle nuts" said the leader of the delinquents, "Please, it was just an innocent pun" Luan said innocently as she was in desperate need of a hero.
I should really not get involved, thought Lincoln as he wanted to avoid any interactions with his sisters because in any Eroge where the main protagonist interacts with one of his many waifu's, especially situations like these, the ending implication is something he and his sisters are going to regret for the rest of his life.
But against his better judgment, he couldn't abandoned his sisters no matter what, as he decided to save Luan.
"Hey, get the hell away from my sister" shouted Lincoln to the group of delinquents as they all turned to face him.
"And what are you going to do about it tough guy" said the leader as Lincoln remained unfazed, "Trust me, you don't want to find out" said Lincoln as he gave an intimidating gaze that the delinquents began to back away.
"You're lucky we got better things to do" said the leader of the delinquents as they all began to walk away.
"Are you alright Luan" asked Lincoln, "Yeah, I'm good just haven't been treated with that much hostility in a long time for cracking a pun" said Luan as she began to rub her shoulder before 3 option bubbles appeared before him.
Like in an Eroge, Lincoln was given a choice to either say something positive, negative, or neutral on the matter.
Given the nature of his situation and his personality and treatment towards his sisters, there was only one option Lincoln could do and say.
"Just keep out of trouble, ok" said Lincoln as he Luan just smiled at him, "Yeah, probably right" said Luan as she didn't seem either upset or to happy, which was a win in Lincoln's book.
Trying to make himself some distance between himself and any more of his sisters, trouble just seemed to have found him around the corner as evident with him bumping into Leni as both fell shortly after.
"Ow, sorry about that Lincoln" said Leni as she laid on top of her brother, specifically her bosom was smothering his face as he was trying to catch his breath.
"Oops sorry about that" said Leni as she sat up, giving Lincoln a chance to breath and compose himself.
"So what are you doing" asked Leni innocently, "Nothing really" Lincoln said honestly, "Oh really, that's great cause I could some use some help in bringing these papers to the faculty room, but I got lost" said Leni as Lincoln looked over her shoulder to see a sign as clear as day that read faculty room.
"Think you can help me out" asked Leni as another set of choices appeared before Lincoln, though it was unfortunately a yes or no question, much to Lincoln's grief.
"Sure Leni, I can take you there" said Lincoln as he just couldn't say no, not because he'd feel terrible as a brother, but it'll take Leni till lunch time by the time she finds the office.
"Isn't it great" said Leni talking to Lincoln, "What is" asked Lincoln, "That mom and dad gave us permission to date you".
This was exactly the reason why Lincoln was upset with Lisa for what she did, considering how some of their sisters were more impressionable than others, Leni being one of them.
"Uh Leni, you do know that wasn't really mom and dad right" Lincoln said nervously, "I know, but it's totes fine since we can all have a chance to date our little brother now with no consequences, at least that's what Lisa said" said Leni as they were outside the faculty room at this point.
"Um yeah, I think that whole no consequences thing was more heavily applied towards me and any to all choices I make" Lincoln said nervously as this was escalating a lot worse.
"Oh well, thanks again for helping me Lincoln" said Leni as she went and placed a kiss on his cheek leaving Lincoln dumbfounded, "I'll see you around".
Normally Lincoln would brush a gesture like this off and accept the fact his sisters were going to kiss him for a good minute.
But now, now Lincoln was freaking out and began to make a mad run for the front door since his chances of running into his sisters off campus should be at a whopping 0 percent chance.
Unfortunately, just as he began to set foot on campus, he saw the front gates were closed, before remembering that all schools have surrounding outside gates around the fields and campus.
Of course as the main character to a romantic harem comedy, fate had an interesting way of interfering, and it did that by having a Futbol ball being sent flying and hitting him in the back of his head.
"God damn it, why me" groaned Lincoln, "Hey Lincoln, you distracted and ruined my streak, but can you still pass my ball back" said Lynn as Lincoln turned and glared at her.
"Like hell I'm going to do that" yelled Lincoln as Lynn was now glaring back at her brother, "Want to say that again tough guy" said Lynn as once more 3 speech bubbles appeared, ranging from apologize, casual flirting, to insulting, and since Lincoln couldn't normally get away with stuff like this.
"You heard me you flat chested gorilla, get the ball yourself" said Lincoln smugly as Lynn was taken aback, before composing herself to counter.
Now normally at the very least, Lincoln would get slapped and be called an idiot, but this was Lynn and when she was tsun there was no stopping her as evident with her walking up to her brother and kicking her feet into his balls.
"My unborn children" squeaked Lincoln as he put his hands over his balls as he bend over, "You bastard" Lynn said in a low growl before taking her ball back.
Feeling in a huge amount of pain, Lincoln decided to be safe than sorry when he dragged himself into the nurses office in the school and put an ice pack on his crotch.
"Oh~" Lincoln said in bliss as he sat in bed and cared for his marbles, before Lori came in.
"Lincoln, what happened" asked Lori, "Lynn kicked me in the nuts after I told her off" admitted Lincoln as Lori began shake her head disapprovingly as she made her way to her brother.
"Lincoln, I hope you realize that what you did was well deserved you jackass" said Lori, "Gee, thanks for the voice of comfort" said Lincoln.
"Look, I'm only looking after for my siblings to be treated equally and fairly, while also trying to show fairness to everyone here at school, so consider me turning this matter to a blind eye to this an eye for an eye situation" said Lori.
Once again Lincoln had 3 options to respond to Lori, either insult her by bringing up Booby, which he won't since he still felt bad for them breaking up, accept her response neutrally, or try to remove his pants and she her his dick, which was a no.
"Sigh, alright I'll take it" said Lincoln as he rolled his eyes, "Well since I have you here, I'd like to know what are your thoughts on what's been going on and I want you to be honest with me" said Lori.
"You mean how you girls seem to willingly agree to doing this stupid simulation knowing the damn risks" asked Lincoln as he's been meaning to ask someone more level headed, specifically Lori, on why they'd want to do something like this.
"I mean the thought of you finding out if you were adopted and were given the all clear to date your sisters, which you weren't since I remember mom not only being pregnant with you, but visiting you at the hospital that same day" said Lori.
"Honestly, I'm kinda waiting to hear those words from mom and dad still given how I feel like the black sheep on a whole new level, but in terms of dating you girls, I wouldn't since I love you all equally and enough to never wanting to hurt any of you" said Lincoln as he's said before.
"Ok, but this is a fantasy setting that we're all aware of, and you're telling me that if that was the case, and me and the girls promise to not get upset or jealous based on your decision, would you say you still wouldn't" asked Lori again.
To Lincoln the right answer is to say no since nothing would change how he felt about his sisters growing up together with them from the best to worst of times.
Yet for some reason, he couldn't say since he would admit that in spite of their personal faults, Lincoln could admit from bystanders point of view that his sisters were all beautiful young women, especially if how Lisa programmed this simulation when they all get older as depicted, than any straight guy with their head on right would be grateful to spend a date with them.
But he couldn't say that, he doesn't feel or look at any of his sisters in a way like that, at least for the most part, most of the time.
"Come on Lincoln, I'm waiting for your answer" said Lori as Lincoln felt uncomfortable as he didn't want to answer to a question he wasn't ready to face, cause he's afraid to hurt the person he loved and love him back.
Thankfully the bell rang just in time before Lincoln could answer.
"Sorry Lori, but I got to get to class now" said Lincoln before storming out the nurses office, "Lincoln!" called Lori but it was too late as Lori was left alone and frustrated for not getting to squeeze the truth out of her brother, but she would not be deterred.
As Lincoln was running down the halls, he wounded up running into Lana and Lola.
"Hey no running in the halls" said Lana as this caught Lincoln off guard, "Alright bub, state your name" said Lola as she took out a ticket note pad and a pen.
"Girls, what are you doing, this is a Japanese highschool setting, and I'm more than certain that in Japanese schools don't have hall monitors, don't quote me on that one, also you 2 are suppose to be in middle school" argued Lincoln.
"Everything from highschool to elementary are all connected here at this school maggot" said Lola, "Also Lori made us both senior officers of the school's discipline committee, where it's our job to maintain order here at school, especially the hallways punk" said Lana.
"So what's it gonna be you're gonna behave and come quietly or are you going to give us a reason to use brute force" said Lola as Lincoln's patience were running thin.
Soon his options appeared, ranging from insulting them like a handsome doppelganger to a useless frag trap, to apologizing to them and taking whatever punishment they had in store, to even ducking out on them.
"Hey girls, someone's riding their skateboard in the halls" said Lincoln as they pointed behind them, "Where" said both twins as Lincoln decided to back away quietly before running off to the opposite direct towards class.
Later
Throughout his day, Lincoln had to deal with many romantic choice situations with his sisters, which are but not limited to, bailing Luna out of trouble with the faculty, helping Lily to carry some things into the art room, stopping Lisa from trying to splice a rat and a frog at school, and so forth and this was before lunch time.
Speaking of, Lincoln was sitting by himself in a far corner in the room as he was eating his lunch, before a familiar face joined him.
"Is it alright if I sit here" asked Lucy with a warm smile as she was almost like her normal self, except for her black hair.
"Sure thing Lucy" said Lincoln as Lucy made a spot next to her brother, "Sorry Lincoln, you must be having a tough day" said Lucy, "Honestly in retrospective, my days been average except that I'm forced to deal with choices that range from things I normally say to some of the most absurd stupid shit".
"Like what" asked Lucy, "Like after talking to one of you girls, I'll be forced to answer one of the following questions that can be things like pull on Lucy's hair, to ignore Lucy, call Lucy cute, or have risky sex inside an empty classroom" said Lincoln.
"Are you having one of those right now" asked Lucy as 2 options did appear before Lincoln, with one be honest and the other to lie, which made no sense and was a waste of a choice bubble.
"Yeah like right now, there was one" said Lincoln, "Really, what did it say" asked Lucy as another set of choices appeared ranging from being honest, be flirtatious, or be perverted.
"It was a be honest with Lucy or lie to Lucy kinda question" said Lincoln honestly, "Really that's it" asked Lucy who was a little disappointed to hear that, "Well there was another one that came after actually" said Lincoln.
"Oh really, and what did that one say" asked Lucy as Lincoln hoped he could dodge this question, but unfortunately they came back offering him to be honest to either flirt with her, to lie to steal a kiss from her, to even convince once more to fornicate on top of the school rooftop.
"It asked me if I wanted to flirt with you along with this one lying to you so we can either make out or something more explicit that I'd rather not say" said Lincoln as Lucy could take a hint.
"Well that's good… that is good to know" said Lucy as she cleared her throat a little to save her face as Lincoln decided to not inquire for fear of what might happen if he did.
Eventually all of his sisters spotted them as they all sat down for lunch and honestly have a good time before putting this day and chapter to rest.
Lincoln's Harem of Sisters Chapter 1:
Run time… 00:10:24
Number of hearts stolen…. 00/10
Number of hearts broken…. 00/10
Hidden endings acquire…. 00/02
Overall Grade… C-
Romantic title….. Oblivious MC
Alright, I think now's a good time to put this chapter to rest, also please let me know on your guys' thoughts about that little bit I did at the ending of this chapter, do you think I should keep it or ditch it for the remainder of this arc, I repeat just for this arc.
Also leave me your thoughts if you were Lincoln's place, who's path would you choose to acquire the happy ending with your waifu, and don't deny it guys, I legit don't and won't judge, since this is a judge free zone to anyone and everyone's husbando and waifu's, as this rule applies to all my other fic's and stories.
Speaking of stories, I think I mentioned this briefly, but I'm currently in the process of publishing my first ever written novel, in fact just recently my editor sent me a copy what the final product will look like and it's looking pretty fresh.
So if any of you guys are interested, just know it's actually an isekai genre and style of story, so if you're interested and know what that is, I'll be sure to share more information on that as we get closer to actually publishing it not only here, but on all my other currently at work fic's, just keep in mind I won't spoil anything.
Otherwise next chapter following this arc theme, will be monster girls, so to anyone who loves monster girls, you're welcome, and I'm willing to accept any to all suggestions in regards as to which monster girl you'd like your favorite Loud sister be portrayed as, so till next time.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3