My Gothic Older Brother is the MC to this Date a Live Bullet and Other Destructive Power Harem, Where his only Chance of ending this is with a Kiss to this Cute Preppy Blonde with Silver Eyes and their other Sisters Pt 3
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House and this has to be the most ridiculously longest title to a chapter that I might actually have to go back and add in a shorten Japanese title for it like for a lot of anime out there.
Now to the story.
Waking up once again, Lincoln realized because he was currently living in a large bed room made him realized he was still stuck in this stupid simulation still, but he was at least given the benefit of wearing his everyday normal Gothic attire and aesthetic.
Taking a deep sigh, Lincoln looked at himself in the mirror to see he wasn't as old as he use to be, but wasn't nearly close to his original age, he braced himself to deal with whatever Lisa had in store for him.
To his surprise Lincoln discovered that he had exited out his room into the living room of what assumed to be part of a 2 bedroom apartment.
"Hello! Lucy! Anyone!" called out Lincoln as he walked towards the other room to see it was completely vacant of anyone being there, before backing back towards the living room.
Searching for a sign to explain to him what's going on, Lincoln saw the answering machine on the counter, before pressing the button.
"You have 1 missed message- beep- Lincoln sweetie it's your mother, just wanted to check up on you and see how you're doing living on your own since your father and I left to work overseas" said the recording of Rita as Lincoln could guess from there what sort of situation this might be.
Not bothering to listen to the rest of the message, Lincoln went and poured himself some Zombie Bran cereal for breakfast, before deciding to spend the day watching horror movies all day.
Just as his slasher/monster/horror movie marathon was about to begin, Lincoln heard the sounds of alarms wailing from outside, before he heard equally louder ones outside into the hallways of his apartment.
Stepping outside, he saw his neighbors running out of their homes and into the streets where he saw people gathering around taking platforms that were literally bringing them under ground.
"What the hell" said Lincoln before he decided to conform and join everyone to safety.
Taking the plat form lead them to take some underground shuttles, where Lincoln and everyone else hopped on as he was left in a cramped cart, before they proceeded to move on and evacuate.
As they were evacuating, Lincoln felt a light tremor as they continued the journey, before the power went off and the light tremor turned into a gigantic quake.
After managing to survive the ordeal, Lincoln saw that everyone else on board was out cold, most likely do to shock.
Searching his surrounding area, he saw that the front of the shuttle was out of commissioned and caved in.
Not wanting to stay in what could ultimately be his tomb, Lincoln proceeded to pry the doors open and walk towards the opposite direction where they were heading towards.
Eventually he found himself a platform leading to the service, which he had took hurriedly.
Now on surface side, Lincoln only had to turn his head to the left to see a big ass crater paved into the floor, which was most likely the connection to the cave in, but he saw nothing leading it to further connections, like what caused it.
Eventually he heard the sound of something zooming above him, and to his surprise he saw Lucy flying above him wearing a pink on black metal and spiritually constructed dress, wielding a big ass executioner blade that was at least 10 feet tall, and was swinging it like if it was rolled up news paper.
"What the hell, Lucy what are you doing!" shouted Lincoln but Lucy didn't listen nor payed him any mind as she was facing against girls Lincoln was more than familiar with, who were using jet packs to fly and high frequency blades, and wearing very sexy, very hot, definitely not suited for true protection, combat armor.
Eventually one of the girls who was fighting Lucy, was swatting back towards the ground, and it was none other than Haiku, who was about his age, but without her burn scars and was definitely on the bodacious side.
"Lincoln, what the hell are you doing here" said Haiku as she got back on her feet and approached the black haired hero, "I was gonna ask you the same thing actually" said Lincoln.
"Sigh, I was hoping to keep this secret from you for a while, but truth is me and a bunch a girls from school are enrolled to serve the government in combating these girls responsible for these spacial quakes that are caused by these girls whom we had called Spirits, since they appear before disappearing again" explained Haiku.
While she was explaining this, many of the of the girls continued to battle against Lucy, only to get their asses handed to them.
"But that doesn't explain why you girls are fighting Lucy with the intent of killing her" said Lincoln, "Hey she and the other 9 spirits that are known to drop in at any random moment come here intended on killing us, so I'm just doing my job to save humanity, also don't be giving them human names now, since that's the last thing they are" said Haiku, before Lucy ascended down to confront her personally.
"Lincoln get out of here, I'll hold her off" said Haiku as she charged forward and clashed blades against Lucy.
"No stop it, both of you quit it" said Lincoln as he ran forward to stop them, but the moment both of them clashed blades, a large shockwave sent anything in a 50 foot radius flying back.
Later
After regaining consciousness, Lincoln found himself waking up in an abandoned school, or at least what he assumed to be abandoned given how destroyed the building was.
Picking himself up, Lincoln was left wondering whatever became of Lucy, or Haiku, or the others as he walked down the school halls.
Eventually he saw Lucy in an empty classroom trying to catch her breath while still gripping on her sword, before turning her head towards Lincoln.
Not given a chance to speak, Lucy instantly pointed her large sword that was literally and inch away from cleaving his face in half, leaving Lincoln frozen in place.
"Who are and what is your purpose being here" demanded Lucy before 3 speech options appeared before Lincoln, with one saying to be smart and demand for her name, to dodge the question, or introduce himself.
"My names Lincoln and I'm your big brother" said Lincoln as Lucy lowered her sword from his face only to press it against his chest.
"I've no brother, only 9 other sisters as we're all ruthless pursuit by these buzzard war girls" said Lucy as she glared at Lincoln as he kept his hands up.
"Lucy, come on you got to remember me, I'm your big brother remember" said Lincoln trying to reason with Lucy.
"Who is this Lucy you speak of" said Lucy, "That's your name, Lucy Harriet Loud, or just simply Lucy" said Lincoln.
"That is not my name, I… have no name" said Lucy as she eased not only her glare but her grip on trying to kill Lincoln, just as 3 new options appeared.
His choice ranged from either to ran away and flee, attempt to pinning her to the ground, or name her, and while the last one was a bit ridiculous, for this situation it made sense.
"You do, and your name is Lucy" said Lincoln as Lucy looked at Lincoln with puzzlement, "I do like the sound of being called Lucy" said Lucy.
Before they could further continue their conversation, they saw more girls that Lincoln knew trying to face off and fight against Lori.
"I've got to go" said Lucy as she was ready to take flight, but Lincoln stopped her last minute and held her back to say one last thing.
"Promise me that we'll see each other again Lucy" said Lincoln as Lucy turned back to face her brother, "Alright Lincoln, I promise to see you again next time" said Lucy.
Knowing that he'll get to see Lucy again, Lincoln was left with 3 more speech bubbles that ranged from being directly romantic, perverted scum, to casually farewell.
"Be safe out there" said Lincoln before letting go of Lucy's hand as she continued to fight for not only hers, but the lives of their sisters.
The Next Day
Once things cleared up, Lincoln went back to the last place he saw Lucy, and hoped he could see her again.
Until then it was neither here nor there as he kicked any to all pieces of rubble, as he imagined the voices of not only Lucy, but all of his sisters.
"Lincoln!, Hey Lincoln are you listening to me" called Lucy as she and the rest of their sisters stood a few feet away from Lincoln, "Lucy, everyone you're all here, but how? Why?" asked Lincoln.
"You invited us, something no one has done before" said Lucy, "Hey sister are you sure we can trust this guy" asked Lynn as she was little more timid more cautious around Lincoln.
"He seems friendly enough, plus he seemed to genuinely cared about my well being before I left" said Lucy, "Alright sister, if you say we should trust this guy" said Lori.
"Um are you guys alright" asked Lincoln, "Well they're having problems trying to readjust themselves and addressing me as Lucy, frankly I think they all want names of their own" said Lucy.
"Yeah, so if you can get to naming us that be great bub" said a very aggressive Luan as Lincoln was given the choice to either give them their actual names, name them all after different anime girls that may or may not be the names of his waifu's, or snow white their names.
Seeing as they all have the ability to obliterate him, Lincoln decided the safest choice was to address them by their actual names.
"Well, your name is Lori and yours is Leni" said Lincoln as he pointed at his 2 eldest sisters, "Hm I appreciate the name you've given me" said Lori almost soldier like, "Leni I like the sound of that" said Leni as she didn't sound like an ounce of her ditzy doo manner.
"Yours is Luna and yours is Luan" said Lincoln as he looked at the passionate artist and comedian who grew up with.
"Peaches and cream do I love the sound of Luna" said Luna in a southern belle voice, "You know our names are very closely similar, you just have to switch 2 vowels" said Luan still cynical and grumpy like, which Lincoln didn't mind.
"Right, and your name is Lynn" said Lincoln addressing the usually color personality jock and occasional bully that was Lynn, "Thank you" said Lynn rather meekly once more.
"As for you two, you're Lana and you're Lola" Lincoln said while addressing the twins, "Whatever" said Lana as she lack personality all together, but the fact her body was more developed than Lola must be the compensated difference.
"Don't mind her, she's always like this which I know can be annoying" said Lola as Lincoln's assumption was right and was also given the impression she wasn't faking this nice girl shtick.
"And you're name is Lisa and yours is Lily" said Lincoln as he addressed his youngest sibling finally, though granted everyone, but Lily, were all around Lincoln's age.
"Bra, I really dig that name Lisa, ya know what I mean dawg" said Lisa as she sound exactly like the rappers and hip hop artist she listens to, "Yay I finally got a name" said Lily as she ran up to hug her brother.
"Right, well now that we're all here, what do you intend for us to do" asked Lori, "Well I don't know, normally you girls drag me to the mall for a day of shopping, before we all eat out at Gus' Games and Grub or whatever" said Lincoln.
"Alright, then you will take us to this mall and show us a good time" said Lucy as she went around and wrapped her arms around Lincoln's catching him by surprise.
"Hold on, we can't go to the mall or anywhere in public with how you girls are dressed" said Lincoln as the last thing he wanted was for Haiku and the others to return and attack them out of the blue.
"Then what do you suggest, wait you're not implying that we go out there in public naked now are you" asked Lucy as everyone reacted differently, with some of them glaring, some covering their vital and bosom region, with only Lana being down to get nude, that is until Lola intervened.
It was at this moment 3 options appeared once more, ranging from Lincoln to own up to the false accusation, to bring him home to fornicate with them, to just showing them some photos on his phone as a reference guide for them to dress up and disguise,
"I didn't mean it like that, I meant can't you all change into something else" asked Lincoln, "We could, just we need a reference as to what to wear" said Lucy as Lincoln pulled out his phone and handed it to her.
In hindsight, Lincoln should've open up the internet browser and girls clothes, because by the time his sisters were done picking out their outfit, he realized they went and searched his photo history that contained many videogame, anime, and last girls from horror movies to the gender bent slashers themselves in some rather risqué pose and clothing.
Examples being how Lori was dressed up as Laifu Waifu forever babe in the gaming industry Tiffany Lockheart, with the exception she wore the outfit in her color aesthetic.
Or how Leni wore the infamous virgin killer sweater, and sea foam green and white stripe socks while wearing the same color aesthetic converse.
Luna was dressed up wearing the default outfit of A.J. Mason from the Friday the 13th video game.
Luan was dressed up as the same outfit worn by everyone's Fayevorite useless goddess of water who gives nothing but grief to our hero who's known as the billionaire adventurer to shut-in NEET, just in her color aesthetic.
Lynn was dressed up wearing a long sleeved white button up shirt, and a large red waste skirt, white knee socks and black shoes.
Lucy just so happened to dress up almost exactly as Lincoln's Waifu Sapphire Scylla, except in her own color aesthetic and not holding twin .50 cal rifles that turns into giant scythes.
As for the twins, Lana wore a short jean skirt with black dance boots, and an unzip hoodie over a keyhole bra, specifically the one in the shape of a cat, while Lola wore a thigh high skirt, block stockings under, and a pink and black striped shirt while wearing a pink bow over her head.
Lisa opted to wear baggy joggers and matching track sweater as she wore an over sized platinum clock around her neck that to call it bling-bling or bling-blam would be an understatement as she kept it gangsta like.
As for Lily she had worn a familiar bunny like rain coat over her spring dress, like another loli Lincoln knew, though instead of using a hand puppet of a bunny, Lily was instead holding Bun-Bun in her hands.
"Well Lincoln, what do you think" asked Lucy, "Ok, for starters, the both of you can do society a favor and cover that ass" said Lincoln as he was referring towards Luan and Leni.
"I don't know I think my outfit as it is, is rather cute for cutie pie like don't you think" asked Leni as she pressed her index finger against her own cheek, that is the one on her face mind you.
"It's not like you're ever gonna get any of this" said Luan as she clicked her tongue as Lincoln felt mixed emotions as to how to react to the situation before him.
"Now come on Lincoln, let's go to this mall you're talking about" said Lucy as she and everyone else began to drag their brother to the destined place that was the mall.
Time Skip
While definitely they were all given strange looks for a number of reason, Lincoln could say his experience at the mall was no different than any other time he went there with his sisters, as it was just as stressful, just for different reasons.
With that being said, the girls seemed to have had a fun time, since the experience had given them an excuse to explore stores and reconnect to their real true personalities, like how Lucy, Leni, and Lori managed to almost buy out any store they had went to, Lynn was enjoying the various sporting equipment at the sports department, Lana's love for animals, and Lola wishing to be a princess, and so forth.
Eventually their day out lead them to Gus' games and grub where they all let lose, played games, and eat the holy grail of food, pizza.
"Ah this here is what life tastes like" said Lincoln blissfully, "I wonder if this is what a date taste like" said Lucy as the sisters seemed to voice in their thoughts leaving Lincoln confused.
"I'm sorry, what" asked Lincoln, "Well while we were at the mall, some of the girls we talked to asked us if you were our boyfriend and if we were all on a date" explained Lori.
"And what did you guys say" asked Lincoln as he had a bad feeling about this, "We had no idea what either one was, so they explained to us what's a boyfriend and dating and well it just makes sense that we're all on a date with our boyfriend" said Lori as all the girls seemed to agree and like the sound of that.
"Whoa, pump the breaks now, first of all I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your guys' brother, secondly if you want to call this a date between siblings, fine by me" said Lincoln.
"I don't know if I like the sound of calling you brother" said Luna, "You might be a bit of a scrub, but honestly you're not a half bad boyfriend" said Luan.
"Normally I say whatever, but honestly I'd like it better to call you my boyfriend as much as everyone else here" said Lana, "Aw, Lana you're showing feelings you big softie" said Lola as she hugged her apathetic sister.
"Alright girls, please stop and listen, all of this is a simulation that Lisa here had created, none of this is real, what's real is that I'm your brother and while I can't love you like how a boyfriend and girlfriend should, that doesn't change or stop me loving you like how I regularly do back home as your brother" said Lincoln as the atmosphere seemed to have change.
"But Lincoln, wouldn't you like it better if you'd rather love us and have us as your girlfriends" asked Lucy meekly as Lincoln was dreading to answer this questions since last night.
"I mean we all love you here more than a brother, and maybe even more than a boyfriend, don't you too" asked Lucy as Lincoln couldn't find the words and lowered his head in shame.
Getting the hurtful message, Lincoln felt the energy surrounding girls, literally began to feel destructive as the lights in the building began to flicker and ground lightly shaking.
Getting out of their seats, they all ran out the arcade and pizza parlor, with Lincoln hot on their tail.
"Girls wait, and please listen to me for a sec" called out Lincoln as they all turned to face Lincoln with tears in their eyes.
"Look, I get it that I've been dodging the question and possibly your feelings on the matter, but I only did it so I don't hurt any of you" said Lincoln, "Well you've done a bang up job so far" Lucy said in an upset tone as the buildings and streets began to crack and further tremble.
Now being forced to answer the question he dreaded, with an answer he feared how they might react, Lincoln was all but ready, that is until he notice a red laser beam dot on Lucy's shirt that was moving further up.
"Lucy!" shouted Lincoln as he ran forward to push Lucy down, "Hey what gives" said Lucy as she tried to push Lincoln off, bet felt something warm and wet dripping on her clothes.
Lifting Lincoln up, Lucy looked down at her now bloody palm and then back at Lincoln who had taken a bullet for Lucy, like he said he always would.
"Hey Lucy… are you… alright" mumbled Lincoln weakly as hearing his voice seemed to only shake and scare not only Lucy, but everyone else there.
"Lincoln" choked Lucy as all the loud sisters gathered around the one man they had came to loved, no rather they always loved, the one who was good towards all of them, and the only one capable of making them all happy.
"Lincoln" sobbed Lori as this lead to everyone saying his name before breaking down in tears.
Before, the girls could take a longer moment to grieve, they were suddenly filled an undying, unmerciful rage to annihilate not only the one responsible for killing Lincoln, but possibly the entire western continents.
Perched on the roof were a bunch of girls the Loud sisters were all too familiar with, as they began to change into their astral clothing and armor and readied to unleash Hell on earth.
While they were out trying to annihilate the human race, Lincoln's wounds began to heal, before the Goth boy felt air back in his lungs, before feeling the spot where he had been shot previously.
Not caring to know how or why he's alive, he had to get up somewhere high to get his sisters attention, if he wants to not only save the world but them.
Eventually he saw a large electrical tower down the street, and wasted no time in going there where he hopped over the fence, and climb to the top of the tower.
"LUCY!" shouted Lincoln from the top of his lungs as this got her attention, along with everyone else as they all let out tears of joy and flew down to embrace their brother.
"Lincoln you're alive" said Lucy, "Yeah, I don't know how or why but I am" said Lincoln as he was happy to be with his sisters once more.
Unfortunately the moment was put on hold when he realized that all of their weapons were not only out but were surging with destructive energy that left Lincoln feeling uneasy.
"Um girls, mind putting away your weapons" said Lincoln, "We can't we've unleashed them all to their maximum destructive setting" said Lori, "There has to be a way" "There isn't".
And just like everyone main character and hero before, Lincoln's Deus Ex moment came when 3 choice bubbles appeared, all of them really not helpful.
One of them being that Lincoln should put his head between his legs and kiss his ass goodbye, the other saying to take their killing blow and concentrated on him, which he didn't understand why.
As for the last one, the only for him to save them was for him to kiss one of his sisters.
Like Lincoln thought a no win situation, and while he knew this was still a simulation in the back of his mind, in the moment that was now, he didn't and chose to give the answer everyone was waiting for.
"This might sound crazy, but I think my best bet is to kiss one of you" said Lincoln with a light blush, "Alright then, we don't know what kissing is, but we're all for it, we trust you Lincoln" said Lucy before a final choice was left for Lincoln to choose.
Between 10 girls, all of them being his sisters, Lincoln went up towards Lucy as his heart was racing and his palms sweating as he held his sister by the arms.
"Lincoln" asked a confused Lucy, before she and everyone was surprised when Lincoln leaned in finally kissed Lucy, and not on the cheeks like they normally do, not on the lips because they're still young and naïve and are just mimicking mom and dad.
I meant a full blown kiss that everyone was waiting for to see happen one day, and hope that by doing this could leave everyone with a sense of closure and the couple with a sense of happiness and fulfillment.
As Lucy and everyone began to calm down, everyone began to fade away from this world one by one, until it was just Lincoln and Lucy again, back to normal in their regular normal everyday attire, with Lucy now having full memory as to what had happened.
"Lincoln" exclaimed Lucy as she pulled away from her brothers lips, "Oh crap, Lucy I am so sorry I didn't mean to" said Lincoln as he was at a loss for words before realization hit him, with the fear of him possibly losing his only favorite sister.
"No it's alright I know it's not entirely your fault, this was all Lisa's stupid idea with everyone backing her up on it" said Lucy trying to ease her brother's conscious.
They stood there awkwardly in silence as the world around them completely faded leaving them alone in white empty space with just the 2 of them.
"Look Lucy, I don't know about you- that is how you feel, especially since this must be confusing for you especially, but the truth of the matter is…" said Lincoln as Lucy's silver eyes layed on her brother wanting to hear what he finally has to say.
"…I love you, I know it's messed up but I do love you, more than a sister. Gah this is so messed up and wrong on so many levels" said Lincoln as he backed away and began to berate himself.
At long last Lucy had finally confirmed and got to hear those exact words and feelings that she too has been longing to share and admit and not feel alone to the one person who means the world to her.
"Lincoln, calm down and listen to me" said Lucy as she stopped her brother from gripping his skull, before slowly turning his head over and kissed him back.
"I'm happy to know that you loved me, in fact I've been feeling the same way about you too for a while now" said Lucy with a smile as this eased Lincoln to a state of blushing.
"You know this is not only wrong and illegal" said Lincoln, "I am highly aware of that, yes" said Lucy.
"And this just means that our sisters assumptions and treatment of not only me, but now you are not gonna be kind right" said Lincoln, "I'm sure that we can manage it somehow, plus I think secretly they've been longing for us to come out and admit our love for each other and just might be supportive of us" said Lucy.
"This is probably going to get mom and dad to disown us and damning us for not only being a disgrace but ruining the family" said Lincoln, "If our family feels that way, I'm sure they could care less if we chose to run away together, we can start a new life out in Alaska" said Lucy.
In spite of whatever hardships they're about to face, both had each other's back like they always had before, and nothing was going to stop them so long as love was by their side.
"Come on, let's face the music already" said Lincoln, "Together my darling" said Lucy as they kissed one more time before finally fading away as well.
Lincoln's room
Waking up at long last and taking off the VR helmet he had been forced to wear while he was asleep, Lincoln slid on his everyday clothes before stepping out of his room to confront his sisters with Lucy by his side.
Upon opening the door, he was surprise they weren't all crowded around like always, before Lucy finally left hers and Lynn's room.
"And Lynn" asked Lincoln, "She said that she and our sisters will join us in a bit after they have a closed sibling meeting of just them" explained Lucy.
Knowing that wasn't going to mean good news for either of them, Lincoln decided that whatever they say after composing themselves, they'll listen but he expects them to do the same thing.
As they had went down stairs and sat patiently in the living room side by side and hand in hand, the couple heard multiple footsteps coming down the stairs.
Not having to move, Lincoln and Lucy sat together as they faced their siblings who were surprisingly calm and not ready to murder Lincoln, though both kept a sharp eye on both Lisa and Lynn just in case.
"So… what's up, what happens now" asked Lincoln, as his sisters looked at one another and nodded.
"Me and the girls were talking and after discussing and going over the data evaluation that Lisa had made, we've come to the agreement and conclusion that we must first apologize" said Lori, leaving Lincoln and Lucy confused.
"Come again" said Lincoln, "We're sorry for doing this to you Lincoln, and in our stubbornness in wanting you to confess your feelings to Lucy, we did nothing better than pushing you both closer and made you both into a couple, and for what so we can beat on you out of petty jealousy" said Lori.
"I'm sorry what was that last part" said Lucy, "That's not important, what's important is that we did something wrong that was none of our business entirely and if we really didn't want this to happen, a better choice would've been us doing nothing from the beginning" said Lisa.
"With that said, we all support you both in whatever decision you make" said Lori as Lincoln and Lucy turned to each other and let their eyes do the talking.
"Still feel the same way like you did back in that simulation" asked Lincoln, "My feelings for you have always been real" said Lucy as they both held one another's hands to show their newly found committed relationship to their sisters, which they took and accepted the heartwarming moment.
"So are you 2 gonna kiss now" asked Lola causing Lincoln and Lucy to blush, "I think they should kiss" said Lana.
"Yeah, kiss her already Lincoln" said Lynn, before all the sisters began chanting for Lincoln to kiss Lincoln.
"Alright already I will jeez" said Lincoln as he blushing heavily for having to kiss his sister like this in front of their sisters, to which Lucy felt the same way about.
And just as the 2 finally kissed, that was when Lynn Sr. and Rita finally left their room at long last.
"What's with all the ruckus out here kids" asked Lynn Sr. as he and his wife witnessed something that neither Lincoln or Lucy, and to that extent the other Loud siblings, wanted their parents to see just quite yet.
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" shouted all the Loud children as something tells us that things in the Loud house are going to be different, but that's usually a good thing for this family.
Alright so got this chapter done and uploaded a lot sooner than planned, so yeah…
In all seriousness though, I think a lot of people were either looking forward or even expecting something like this to happen, and with that being said I await your guys thoughts, be it in the review section or if you want to directly PM me, cause honestly whatever you guys have to say is already killing me with anticipation, so bring it on.
Regardless I do plan to continue this story, difference being that Lincoln and Lucy are a couple, but it won't be all up in your face unless anyone wants that, and before anyone asks, I don't plan to publish a Lemon any time soon if not ever at least for this story since the adventures will be wholesome with M rating being there mainly due to language, ecchi scenes, and gruesome slasher violence, which I hope to make more of soon.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3