This Cute Preppy Blonde with Silver Eyes and her Gothic Older Brother are Forced to have the Talk
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, you know who does, please support any to all official releases, and while I realize that the title might sound misleading, it's not what it looks like, entirely, now to the story.
After filling in and explaining to their parents the events that had transpired the night before, let's just say that things are definitely tense in the Loud House.
"And well, here we are now" said Lincoln, as Lynn Sr. and Rita heard everything they needed to hear in regards why they saw their only son kissing their daughter in a manner that they themselves only do.
"Look we get that this is upsetting, and you have every right to disown and punish us, but I rather that you ship me off somewhere far away and leave Lucy here" said Lincoln as he wasn't going to back down and show any fear towards his parents.
"I wouldn't exactly say upsetting if I'm completely honest" said Rita as this surprised not only Lincoln and Lucy, but everyone, "Rather I think it's a lot more surprising that this had to happen a lot sooner than we anticipated, but whatever".
"Wait, I'm confused here" said Lucy, "I must concur as well" said Lisa from the side lines.
"Alright kids I need you all to listen to us carefully, for over a year now since there's always been an incident where your brother has been in a compromising situation with Lucy, your mother and I gave it some deep thought and even talked about it" began Lynn Sr.
"That is in regards to the fact of Lincoln and Lucy dating, and well after hearing and discussing many false accusations with your brother, and the fact it would probably ease a lot of drama along with any further injuries towards your brother, we decided that we're fine with you 2 dating" said Rita as she and Lynn Sr. turned to face their son and daughter with a smile.
"So wait, are you saying this whole time you were both ok with the idea of any of us dating Lincoln" asked Lori, "That's not what we said, it took us a long time and frankly we'd be lying if we said that we both thought that a part of us is a terrible idea and we shouldn't be this layed back and supportive" said Rita.
"With that being said, we'd be lying to you if we'd say if you all decided to date your brother like those harem based Japanese cartoons he watches would not only be a terrible idea, but also heavily disappoint us, cause frankly that be pushing it big time, not only in society but for this family" said Lynn Sr.
"What about individually though" asked Lori, "Honestly honey it took us a year to get use to the idea of your brother and Lucy possibly becoming a thing, with the age expectation being somewhere between 14 and 16" said Rita.
"But otherwise you 2 are alright with me and Lincoln being a thing" asked Lucy as she held her brothers hand, "You and your brother have our blessing sweetie, of course there's going to be some added ground rules, that we'll say privately between not only the both of you, but individually as well" said Lynn Sr. before he and Rita stared at the rest of their kids.
"Come on girls, they said they wanted to talk privately" said Lori trying to usher her sisters back upstairs, "Not so fast kids, a punishment is definitely in order for actions" said Rita as the Loud sisters jeered.
"That's right, you're all grounded for a week, with Lisa being banned for doing any additional experiments for a full 2 weeks, and Lori you're also expected to work overtime at the restaurant for at least 2 week, with pay of course" said Lynn Sr. as they all jeered again.
"You heard your father, now all of you march upstairs" said Rita as they all did leaving them with only Lincoln and Lucy.
"Sigh, alright, lay it on us as to what you guys expect us to do that we would know better of doing" said Lincoln.
"For starters, don't be openly sharing your affection out in public" said Rita as Lincoln rolled his eyes to that obvious statement, "Don't share this information with anyone, including your friends" said Lynn Sr.
"Don't be kissing like a happy couple in front us or any of your sisters, last thing we want is for them to all think it's ok to French kiss their brother" said Lynn Sr., "Plus we'd at least like to keep seeing you as our babies for a few more years" said Rita.
"What about a kiss on the cheek like how I always do" asked Lucy, "That's fine by us on all accounts" said Rita.
"If you do intend to go out on an actual date, date, we suggest in a different city in a different county, also it might be smart to not share your real names" said Lynn Sr.
"Otherwise, if you want a nice peaceful date night at home, we suggest doing it with the blinds closed" said Rita as Lincoln and Lucy listened to everything they had heard for the most part and kinda had a bright idea to be doing the things their parents had suggested in the beginning.
"Now that we laid some ground rules, we'd like to talk to you both individually, Lucy come with me we'll talk in me and your fathers room" said Rita as she lead the blonde into their room to chat, leaving her 2 men alone to talk in the room.
"Alright son, I know you're getting close to that age where boys start to feel interested in doing the birds and the bee's if you know what I mean" said Lynn Sr.
"Yes sir" said Lincoln, "Right well I'm not, not going to tell you that you and Lucy shouldn't be doing it, in fact I should be definitely telling not to do it all together, just please wait is all I'm saying son" said Lynn Sr.
"I wouldn't dare do something if I'm aware Lucy wasn't comfortable with" said Lincoln as he looked his father in the eye to reaffirm that statement.
"I know you wouldn't son, but with that said I figured I might as share with you an old family secret" said Lynn Sr. as he pulled out a photo of Great Grandma Harriet.
"You see son, Grandma Harriet's husband never died after their 5th child, it was agreed that any to all photos between them were to remain hidden and or destroyed until the day came where we thought you kids were ready and well I think you're ready to learn the truth" said Lynn Sr. as he began to unfold the photo to reveal who her husband was.
Like how Lucy was often compared to their great grandmother, Lincoln was surprised to see his great grandfather being the spitting image of his father, if his head was shaven and if he had a push broom mustache.
"You're great grandfathers name was Abraham Lincoln Loud, and like you and Lucy, grandpa Abe and grandma Harriet were also brother and sister" said Lynn Sr. as Lincoln went wide eye.
"Hold so incest has been already committed in our family once before" asked Lincoln, "That is correct son, though keep in mind this was in a different era where such relationship was nearing towards an end and the start of being labeled as a taboo" said Lynn Sr.
Looking at the photos of his great grandparents, before looking at their many children, Lincoln notice something majorly important about them.
"Hold, that doesn't explain while they all look so healthy, I mean hell grandpa Leslie and grandpa Ashley are both 110 years old, how can that be" asked Lincoln since he's heard and learned weird stories on the internet and in literature the consequences between incest usually involving major birth defects and unhealthy children.
"This may sound far fetch son, but it has come to agreed that your great grandma Harriet indeed was an expert in witchcraft and has stated that she was able to conceive a family of 5 healthy children because she placed a spell on herself" said Lynn Sr.
"Is this superstitions tend to run deep in our family" asked Lincoln since he remembered that whole luck fiasco with Lynn from a year ago that was finally put to an end after he had to endure 2 weeks in that stupid squirrel costume, before it somehow spontaneously combusted around the same time someone had siphoned half the gas tank from Vanzilla.
"Exactly, which is why I keep all of grandma Harriet's stuff in the attic" said Lynn Sr.
"Does mom know about this" asked Lincoln, "I only let her in on this secret recently around the time we were discussing the idea as to the both of you potentially dating someday" said Lynn Sr.
This was a lot to take in and these past 12+ hours were indeed quite eventful, but it at least eased any worries or hardships he and Lucy might someday face and overcome.
"Ok so this has been eye opening, is there anything else I should be aware about you and mom want to share or inform me of something I shouldn't do" asked Lincoln.
"Your mother and I are aware you're working for that crooked bastard Flip" said Lynn Sr. as Lincoln began to make that one face we all make when we get busted and just want to say 'oh shit'.
"How- how did you when did you guys" began asking Lincoln, "Son, we notice things around the house, new videogames here, you still spending late hours into the night watching anime and horror movies, the family Pear Tunes account notifying us every song and every movie you buy, and this is not taking in to account the extra snack and junk food you and your sisters eat" said Lynn Sr. as Lincoln really felt he was stuck in a pickle.
"No worries son, you don't have to quit just yet, just promise me that when you turn 16, you quit and work with me and all your other sisters at the family restaurant" said Lynn Sr. as Lincoln saw this as a fair trade.
"Alright done" said Lincoln, "Atta boy son, now come on I think your mother is about wrapping things up with Lucy" said Lynn Sr. as he and Lincoln went to get them so they can finally start on their new happy life as a couple.
Elsewhere
Far away from the Loud family, Royal Woods, and even the Cassagrande family, a major riot was taking place in one of Detroit's maximum security Insane Asylum, where patients are on the wild, orderlies are in disarray, while doctors and security alike were trying to get a hold of the situation.
Out of the patients, one stood out the most as 3 orderlies lied dead on the floor, with 2 having their throats slit open, 1 having their skull cracked open, as the same patient manage to get the jump and was strangling a doctor to death as they desperately tried to break free.
"Shh, don't fight it doc, it's like you've been telling me during those bullshit therapy sessions we had, and trying to feel my head with lies in regards to my beloved, you just have to let go and embrace the reality that you're about to die" said Ronnie Ann as she had blood splattered on her face as it held a sweet smile with no malice that only a Yandere was able to pull.
Eventually the good doctor did die as Ronnie Ann search their body and grabbed a hold of their security badge and keys as she looked towards you the reader as we witness her go back on the prowl.
"No worries beloved, soon you and I will be together once again" giggled Ronnie Ann sweetly.
So happy ending for Lincoln and Lucy, while hard times are expected to return and resurface for our boy Lincoln once more.
Honestly I know what I'm getting myself into by bringing back Ronnie Ann after that controversial arc I wrote earlier this year, but what can I say other than this just adds to the mix of something both frightening and exciting.
But this will be answered and told for a later time, next chapter I want to focus more on Lincoln and Lucy interacting with more of the characters, cause like I said they maybe a couple but that doesn't really changes a lot of things for what I had planned in regards to the tone of this fic from the beginning.
I'm thinking either to have next chapter involve either just Lori or Luan and Luna I don't know share me your thoughts in the review section.
Until next time guys, be sure to stay safe, to condition not only your body but also your mind, and overall just be good people.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3