My Gothic Older Brother and this Cute Preppy Blonde want to help their Rocker Older Sister, with the Help of their Clown Sister
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, and these titles to these chapters are starting to get ridiculously longer, but whatever ya know.
It was another peaceful day for Lincoln and Lucy, just chilling in his room with all but a few scented candles lit in his dark room as they laid across and around his bed.
"Hey Lincoln, what are your thoughts about this Ozkar kid joining the group" asked Lucy as she was watching a new season of SPYR as Lincoln was reading some fan made SPYR comics online.
"So long as the scrub and the community doesn't make a move on Sapphire to further cause compromising drama to the community, and possibly ruin our OTP Garnet Knight, I say whatever" said Lincoln in his regularly emotionless voice.
"Agreed" said Lucy as she high fived her brother, even though anyone else could argue that it's ok for an older guy to be with another girl, but not the other way around.
As they continued to hang in peace, the usual rambunctious everyday activities that happen in the Loud House continued from Lola driving her toy jeep that was practically souped to drive like an actual jeep, to Lynn playing soccer in the house, or Lori talking to her friends out loud on the phone.
While still loud, it wasn't overly loud due to Luna having a date today with Sam, a nice girl that everyone agreed on.
Eventually their peaceful leisure delight came to an end, when Luan came in through the door, and accidentally slamming it against Lincoln's leg.
"Lincoln, Lucy can we have a moment to chat" said Luan before seeing her brother gripping his leg in pain.
"Ow" cried Lincoln as Lucy came to check on her brother, "Huh talk about breaking a leg while making an entrance, but I guess that comes with show biz, Hahaha, get it" said Luan.
"Seriously, if you're just going to crack puns, then leave already" hissed Lincoln as he was still mending his leg.
"Sorry, I'll be serious now" said Luan as she helped Lincoln sat on his bed, "So Luan, what's up" asked Lucy, "Right, on behalf of being Luna's roommate, she needs some help with her relationship with Sam".
"Now hold on, I thought things were going good between them" asked Lincoln, "Honestly they are, the issue comes down to Luna and herself, at least the self loathing and doubting self side of her" said Luan.
"I see, please fill us in" asked Lincoln, "Well, it seems that our musically talented sister, doesn't make her a great dancer" said Luan as Lincoln began to grimace a little since he knew where this was going.
"Why what happened" asked Lucy, "According to Luna, she wound up accidentally stage diving on top of a table, where she broke it and bunch of people food and drinks, that is after she banged her head back and forth" explained Luan.
"Question, did she mention what kind of music they were playing" asked Lincoln, "I believe it was waltz" said Luan as Lincoln could only sigh and shake his head in shame.
"So after chatting with her, Luna felt so embarrassed that she's afraid that this may ruin their chance for having a nice prom night, and might further ruin her relationship" said Luan.
"And let me guess, you figured I could be able to teach her a few dance moves" asked Lincoln, "That's part of the reason, I also feel like prom is too far away for her, so I figured we can give her chance to redeem herself the only way I know how" said Luan.
"And what's that" asked Lucy, "Epic flash mob dance at the mall, I'm sure I can convince my friends in the drama club and our school dance team to join us in pulling this off" said Luan.
"Ugh, really do we have to" asked Lincoln as he hated flash mobs in public cause it involved doing something as a group openly in public, for the enjoyment of others, which were all things he hated doing in life.
"Come on Lincoln, we'll be helping Luna out" said Lucy as she leaned against her brother with a smile as that was all that was needed to change his mind.
"Fine, but on one condition" said Lincoln as he addressed Luan, "During this time period, I expect you to take this serious, so no puns, no practical jokes especially during practice, and if I so much as become the victim to any one of them, I'm walking out".
"Lincoln" Lucy exclaimed in amazement for requesting something so selfish, "Fine, for every pun or joke you fail to contain, you owe me a dollar" said Lincoln as that was as far as he'll compromise.
"Alright sounds fair" said Luan as she offered her hand to shake on it, to which Lincoln naively accepted, resulting in him getting shocked.
"That counts" coughed Lincoln as he pulled out jar from under his bed, before Luan put in a dollar in said jar.
"Alright, let's go talk to Luna, Lucy you're welcome to join us" said Lincoln as they all left his room to help Luna to overcome herself doubt and gain some confidence.
Weeks Later
Out at Royal Woods Mall, Luna and Sam were enjoying Flippy's and a basket of cheese fries together as they were out on another date.
"So I was thinking about upgrading my amps so that instead of going up to ten they go up to eleven" said Luna, "Nice, any idea where to find one of those amps" asked Sam.
"Chunk said he had a friend who has a few he was willing to sell, but I'm still about $200 short" said Luna, "No worries, I'm sure the guys at our next gig this Friday will understand in letting you take more than half this time around, especially since it's for the band" said Sam.
"That's right" said Luna as her loyalty to her band mates went without question, just as they went to throw out their left over's.
Having their fill, they wondered the mall until they all ran into Luan with Benny, and Lincoln with Lucy.
"Hi Luan and Benny" greeted Sam, "Sup bro, sup sis" Luna said towards Lincoln and Lucy.
"What are you guys doing here today" asked Sam, "Well, me and Benny here are on a date ourselves" said Luan as she held her boyfriends hand while nuzzling against his face.
"Sigh, Lucy wanted to do some make up shopping and other stuff that's girly and pink, but mom and dad insisted that I accompany her in her personal endeavor" said Lincoln as he was brooding.
"Aw don't be that way, we got you some new guy-liner, and a SPYR Vinyl figure" said Lucy with a smile as she hugged her brother to lighten his mood, which it did.
"Sigh, it's a nendroid figure" said Lincoln as he rolled his eyes, "Well, since we're all here, do you guys want to just hang out together or-" asked Sam before she was cut off when the normal mall audio sound track was cut off as a much more upbeat song began to play instead.
It was 'Now you're Gone' by Base Hunter as it began to pollute the area where they were all at, which confused some people, before a good number of them got together and began to flash mob dance.
"Oh my god, there's an actual flash mob going on in front of us right now" Sam said happily as Luna began to grimace a little.
"Hey we should be recording this don't you think guys" said Sam, before witnessing that Lincoln, Luan, Lucy, and Benny have long since taken part in this display of choreographic dancing.
"Oh my god your siblings are awesome" said Sam as she lightly nudged at Luna, before realizing she was feeling the opposite of what Sam felt.
"Oh, sorry Luna. Hey listen, I don't mind that you don't know how to dance I still love…you" said Sam, before Luna surprised her and joined in with everyone else.
Once the song was over, Luna turned to her siblings as they all high fived and thumbs up everyone who took part in today, before running back to Sam as she was catching her breath.
"So, after our gig, want to hang out and dance to a song or two this Friday" asked Luna before Sam pulled her head in and planted a kiss on her left cheek.
"Aw Luna, I'd love to" said Sam as they both walked hand in hand out of sight, before Luna turned to wave her siblings one more time.
"Well I think that helps another one of our family problems" said Lincoln, "You know I get what you mean, but it sounds wrong when you say it out loud" said Luan.
"If you have a better way phrasing it, by all means say it" said Lincoln, "Honestly there isn't" admitted Luan.
"Well I don't know about you 2, but I had fun" said Lucy, "Yeah, we should definitely do something like this, especially since your brother here has the moves" said Benny.
"I'll admit it was a rather fun experience, so why not" said Lincoln, "I'll be sure to hold you to those words, but for now, me and Benny here do have a real date to continue" said Luan.
"That's fine, me and Lucy are about to head out and get some lunch in the next town over" said Lincoln as he was being subtle as to him and Lucy going out for a lunch date that was at least 2 towns over.
"Alright, don't be late for dinner you 2" said Luan as she and all the other sisters were in the loop of not only their relationship, but the secrecy of it.
"Sure thing mom" Lincoln said sarcastically with a smile, before Lucy took her brothers hand as she followed him out the mall.
"Can I be honest and say I think it's sweet, how close your brother and little sister are" said Benny as he was unaware of their relationship.
"Yeah, you've no idea" said Luan as she really hope to never crack a pun or joke over their real relationship, less she wants to be the one to not only ruin their lives, but the families as well.
"Anyways, want to check out the joke shop" asked Luan, "After you milady" said Benny as they went on their merry way.
Bam, another chapter down, with another one to come before the end of the year.
Also I gave it some thought and opted to skip on making a holiday special for this fic this year, since I'm committed towards writing a bunch of other specials for my other fic's, so sorry guys.
But next chapter will focus on Lincoln being the unlikely heroic protagonist against the cinematic, specifically in the slasher world of bad guy, like dream once more, with the expected release date to be published this Friday the 13th, so in 2 weeks guys.
Speaking of, I'm sad that they're shutting down there servers with their last update being the last one, with no future plans of add ons to our beloved slasher, who honestly I think we can call an antihero at some point, like Jason has saved his victims from worser people and has even killed the monster Freddy before, and no doubt could do it again.
And before anyone asks, yes I've seen fan art of gender bent Jason on top of him being ship with Sadako, whom I approve the relationship with, being it solely DTF to even him being her Big Daddy like in Bioshock.
Don't know why I'd admit towards that last part, but whatever, until next time guys, be safe and good people.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3