This Cute Preppy Blonde wants to dye her Gothic Older Brother's hair
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It was no secret that Lincoln wasn't black haired, as such he has to add hair dye every so often, and today just so happen to today.
"Let's see, imported mousse from France, either that's Lola's or Leni's, hair gel with washable dye, that's Luna's, where the hell is my hair dye" said Lincoln as he had been searching the medicine cabinet for the past hour.
"Hey Lincoln, hurry up I gotta see a man about plugging up the Hoover Dam" called Lynn from the other side of the bathroom door.
"In a minute here! Seriously where the hell is my hair dye" said Lincoln as he searched the medicine cabinet again for the last time before calling it quits.
Exiting the bathroom, Lincoln walked into his bedroom intent to grab some money and take a bus into town and buy some new hair dye.
What he wasn't expecting was Lucy waiting for him who was kicking her legs back and forth and waited for her brother to come back.
"Hey Lucy, what's up" asked Lincoln in his monotone voice, "Oh nothing, what about you" asked Lucy.
"I'm going into town I gotta buy me some new hair dye" sighed Lincoln as he began to reach for his wallet, smartphone and bus pass.
"Actually Lincoln, I've already gone ahead and bought some hair dye for the both of us" said Lucy as Lincoln stopped in his tracks and was being pulled out of his room and back into Lucy and Lynn's room.
Going through a drawer in her nightstand, Lucy began to pull out various bottles of different hair dyes, before pulling the bottle that read black.
"Thanks Lucy, though I'm curious to know why you have some many bottles of different hair dye" asked Lincoln, "Well I was wondering if you could be kind enough to let me dye your in all these different colors that I bought you" said lucy as Lincoln raised a brow.
"Um, not to be rude but why would I agree to this" asked Lincoln, "I figured you might say that, so in return for letting me dye your hair for the day, I'll let you dye my hair whatever color you like" said Lucy
"Really, any color I like" asked Lincoln, "Any color you like, so long as you let me have my fun" said Lucy as Lincoln needed a minute to think this over.
It can be argued that he's use to everything from make up to nail polish, and even playing dress up, and yes that meant he has worn woman's clothes before, and low key admits he makes definitely one of the more cutest traps out there.
But dying his hair was a whole different thing, well it is and isn't, it is because he's only ever stuck it to one color and if he starts letting Lucy dye his hair, so will the rest of his sisters, and at the same time it's Lucy who's asking for this.
"Oh alright, just don't make it so my hair looks like a character from Princess Pony" said Lincoln as Lucy turned her head away to pout.
Oh my god, she was actually planning to that at some point, thought Lincoln as his mouth left unhinge for a second as Lucy began to gather the assorted collection of hair dye.
"Come on, we're burning day light here" said Lucy as she began to lead her brother out the room and into the backyard.
Gathering the needed supplies from Leni, Lincoln sat in an old barber's chair that was used in an era where men not only got their hair cut, but also a hot shave, as Lucy began to set up her little station.
"So what's new Lucy" asked Lincoln, "Honestly I can't complain, and yet I can't feel like so much time has passed, and I can't seem to remember a lot of the things that did happen" said Lucy.
"I get what you mean as Lincoln began to lay his head rest back a little and let Lucy applied the first set of hair dye on him.
Within 30 minutes, Lincoln was handed himself a mirror and was surprised to see what he looked like with blonde spikey hair.
"Lucy, not to complain but I look like Hinata from Hinata and Hinata Shippuden" said Lincoln in his monotone voice, "Not unless I do this" said Lucy as she began to put on some novelty reading black rimmed glasses and a fake piercing underneath your Lincoln's lip.
"Now you look like Chester from WASHINTON PARK" said Lucy as Lincoln did smile at the notation before taking off the props and placing the mirror down and let Lucy apply the next set of hair dye.
"Hey Lincoln, did you hear about what went on in the city" asked Lucy, "You mean how there was a power outage and a number of patients had escape from the nut house," said Lincoln.
"Psychiatric Ward, but yes" said Lucy as she was glad to know her brother was in the loop as to what had happened recently.
"I know, and before you asked, I actually took the liberty to reach out towards the Casagrande's before Lori even got the chance" said Lincoln as he felt Lucy delicately applying the new set of dye on his head.
"And what did they say" asked Lucy as she was surprised her calm her brother was explaining things to her given how there was indeed a certain patient there that could spell trouble for not only Lincoln but possibly his whole family.
"She managed to escape" said Lincoln as Lucy stopped what she was doing for a second and let the news sink in.
"Hey, don't worry, if she comes for us, we'll be ready for her" said Lincoln confidently enough as Lucy smiled to seeing how her brothers got it all figured out.
After letting the dye set in again for another 30 minutes, Lincoln sat up and saw what he had looked like as a brunette.
"Ok, I think this confirms I've inherited my genes from mom's side of the family" said Lincoln as he did not like the look at all.
"Honestly, I can't disagree with you there" said Lucy with a giggle as no amount of props could make her brother look cool as he set down the mirror and readied to dye his hair in assortment of different colors.
"So how's work" asked Lucy, "Same old shit different day really" said Lincoln bluntly.
"Yeah… why not quit" asked Lucy, "Honestly having money is good, plus Flip has a habit of needed to leave the store for a set amount of hours, leaving me in charge of the place, which means I can do whatever I want and like" said Lincoln.
"Oh yeah, like what" asked Lucy as this was news to her, "You know looking through and altering the security cam so the bastard doesn't know that I act a little naughty with a complementary Flippee or 2, and of course downloading the most incriminating evidence I could gather on a separate flash drive" said Lincoln with a smile.
"Look as crooked as Flip is, do you honestly feel justified if you were to get the guy arrested at some point down the line" asked Lucy, "Hey, I maybe a Goth, but still I like to see the world for a better place for not only me and you, but for everyone, and that means criminals like Flip and just about a good number of the people in this town need to be locked up and sent to jail and get some help" said Lincoln.
"Alright, I'm sorry I ask" said Lucy as she continued to do the last set of hair dye on her brother.
Once she was done, Lincoln grabbed the mirror and saw himself with white hair again for the first time in god knows how long.
"So how do like the natural look" asked Lucy, "Not bad, though I feel like I'm moving from the whole Goth look towards Vamp look, which you know" said Lincoln.
"Yes, I know how much you hate the Goth Vampire subculture, but otherwise I think you look much to handsome" said Lucy as she kissed her brother on the cheek.
"Thanks for the word of confident, now if you could be so kind to dye my hair black again" said Lincoln, "Of course, though I'm curious to know you want that signature orange steak of yours or a different color" asked Lucy.
"Yeah, and I'll tell you what, you could add a streak of whatever your favorite color is" said Lincoln as he was a bit worried she might add pink on his hair.
After the last session, Lincoln grabbed the mirror and saw that his hair looked exactly the same as before as he turned to see if Lucy for an answer if she did anything different.
"Believe it or not, my favorite color just so happens to be black, since it reminds me of my dark prince" said Lucy as Lincoln smiled at her before both went and switched places.
"Alright Lucy, you ready for this" asked Lincoln, "A deal is a deal" said Lucy as she could only imagine what her brother might do to her hair, but trusted him enough not to ruin it and make her look ugly, if he knew what was good for him.
Within half an hour, Lucy saw that her hair looked exactly the same, though if anything Lincoln simply touched up and highlighted her blonde hair once more as she examined it through the mirror.
"As much as I'd like to see you with black hair again, I think you look cuter with blonde hair" said Lincoln as Lucy smiled before she turned her head so that they could both kiss each other.
"Now come on, let's clean this crap up and watch the new Fatal Kombat movie in my bedroom" said Lincoln as they both prepared for the long night ahead of them.
And we're done people, so glad to be back, and to those that our wondering how the hell did I manage to secure my account back again, well honestly it all started with me going through some old notes on my email, cause I just got a new computer with the intention to log and set up my old Steam account and play some TF2 and maybe some Monster Prom, which hell yes gives me an idea for a future chapter, just like how we should be expecting the return of Lincoln's ex in the near future.
Anyways as I was looking up for old information, I accidentally stumbled on not only my old fanfic account but the password to it, something I thought was lost forgotten but thankfully wasn't as it was placed between said old Steam account and the phone number of the one girl whom I asked out to homecoming dance, who, if I'm honest, I would've happily asked out if I had the courage and didn't had to move since she was my ideal type, a true tsundere president of the anime club, and a nice set… of anime selection you perverts XP, so I don't know whether to give her a call or not.
Until next time you little jerks, be safe, be good people, and please support you local fandom communities, which foot note to that you guys gotta chill since a lot of you were not so kind to me when I thought I had to abandon this account, which I didn't mind you, because seriously it's not the end of the world, plus I did left many valuable sources and links to search me across different social media platforms.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3