It's Not What it Looks like for this Cute Preppy Blonde and her Gothic Older Brother
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Luan Loud, roommate to her sister Luna, practical prankster, and aspiring stand-up comedian, and a jack of all trades in the entertainment biz.
As such she studies relentlessly to achieve her dream in becoming a stand-up comedian, and will normally spend her days watching old movies from the silent film era, or even as early to the golden age of Live Audience television of the 80's and 90's, and would go a step further in recreating a lot of these iconic scenes, not only by herself, but with her families help.
Like now how she got her brother Lincoln and her sister Lucy to help recreate scenes from a show her parents loved watching before Lori was born called 'Hitched…with Children'.
"Thanks for doing this for me guys, I really appreciate it" said Luan, "Anytime Luan, in fact I think acting is pretty fun, don't you think so Lincoln" said Lucy as she was dressed up in leopard print tights, a mid sleeved black shirt with a lot of bracelets, and wore a big red hair wig over her head.
"Sigh, it's not bad, just wish we could recreate a more dramatic scene that doesn't make me look like a dad" said Lincoln as he wore light brown dress pants, brown shoes, a green button up, and a tie.
"Noted, now get into places people" said Luan as she sat down in her spot and got her camera ready to record.
"And… action!" said Luan, "You know, it's nice of the kids getting us this hotel room, kind of romantic huh" said Lucy, "You ain't seen nothing yet Peg" said Lincoln as he leaned in to kiss his sister.
"Well I've done my share of romance, oh towel boy" called Lincoln as Lucy pulled him back, "Uh-uh Al, I want the whole enchilada, you know the whole 4 yards" said Lucy.
"That's 9 yards Peg" said Lincoln, "Do you really want me to get the ruler Al… now let's get to it" said Lucy.
"Oh alright, give me a minute here I have to prepare myself" said Lincoln as Lucy rush into bed as Lincoln went to retrieve a brief case as Luan set up to play the shows most iconic theme song, which was 'Bad to the Bone'.
Upon opening the briefcase, Luan cued the music as Lincoln continued to act out the scene, which involved him reading fey girly magazines before standing up and looking at the camera as if it were the audience.
"Let's rock" said Lincoln as he made his way and mounted over Lucy as she giggled in excitement.
Just as Luan was about to yell cut, their recording session was cut short thanks to Luna who heard the classic rock song and thought they were having a jam out session without her.
So upon storming into the room and seeing the scene before her, she was left speechless as she saw Lincoln over Lucy, and Luan recording the whole thing, and thought they were about to record their first porno film.
"What hell are you dudes doing here" shouted Luna dropping everyone from their stupor as she began to back out the bedroom door.
"Mom! Dad! Luan is filming Lincoln and Lucy about to have sex!' shouted Luan as the trio felt embarrassed beyond words.
"Wait, it's not what it looks like" shouted the trio in horror.
Later
After being encouraged to get a videogame not involved shooting, fighting to the death, or anything that's Goth or Horror themed related, Lincoln got himself a new dancing game.
While it was nothing special, since he has proved to be an awesome dancer, Lincoln was already board with it, but decided to continue playing it just to kill time and get his parents off his back.
Eventually Leni and Lucy came to just chill on the couch and see their brother dance from time to time.
"Linky you got the moves" cheered Leni just as the song ended, "Thank you" said Lincoln as he bent down to grab a drink from his soda.
"Lincoln, you should consider joining your middle school's dance club, I think you'll fit in" said Lucy, "I'm not interested in joining anything, and if I did, it be more on something I can do with Clyde and his friends" said Lincoln.
"Hm, a shame then" said Lucy as she looked back at her phone as Leni got up from the couch and opted to join Lincoln on the next song, which mind is not only a type of song Lincoln doesn't listen to, but more importantly it's the type of music where it encourages twerking, which Lincoln is no stranger to, but the dance options on the screen doesn't allow it.
"That was fun let's do it again" said Leni, "Let's not, this game clearly proves that it's trying to hard to be family friendly, and I don't mean by the changing or censoring of lyrics either" said Lincoln.
"What do you mean" asked Leni, "Leni you've heard of this song before right" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, it was totes a hot song when it came out that everyone at school knew the lyrics to it" said Leni, "Right, well my big issue is that they tried to hard changing the words and hide the fact that this song caused a twerking phase" said Lincoln.
"Oh Em Gosh, you're right, I remembered how me and Lori use to twerk all the time to this song like this" said Leni as she began to twerk in front of Lucy without even realize what she was doing.
"Not bad, but I can do better" said Lincoln as he too began to twerk and forgot Lucy was behind him, which was a good thing for the young lass considering how she was biting down her lower lip and was tempted to grab it.
"Nuh-uh Lincoln, I got the most likes on social media at the time when I uploaded it" said Leni, "Nice, but unlike you girls, I got an ass that won't quit" said Lincoln as he purposely smacked his own ass for emphasis, and to further tease Lucy for wanting to do that herself.
No words were said as both siblings stared each other down before they decided to have a twerk off in front of Lucy, quite literally mind you as she was given quite the show.
Eventually their fun times ended when Lori came through the front door and was shocked to see what was happening before her.
"What are you 2 even doing to Lucy!" exclaimed Lori as Lincoln went wide eye and forgot Lucy was behind them this whole time.
Lucy in question was sweating and was literally holding her hand back from wanting to cop a feel of her brother as Lincoln began to blush in embarrassment, before looking back at an irate Lori who was ready to murder both of her siblings.
"Wait it's not what it looks like" pleaded Lincoln as Leni cowered behind him in case Lori goes ape on them.
Later
Ever since they started dating, Lincoln and Lucy were given the choice to take part in family day long events or stay at home or enjoy some quality time at home together.
And usually they like to enjoy the ladder of which since they can spoon, kiss, and parade around in their underwear without being judged or bother like right now.
Walking around in nothing but his black briefs, Lincoln had finished pouring himself and Lucy some orange juice as she sat across the table wearing a light pink button up and panties.
"This is nice, just having the whole house to ourselves" said Lucy as Lincoln handed her a glass of OJ, "Honestly I can't wait to get a play of my own and enjoy the solace and silence of it being just the 2 of us" said Lincoln.
"What about if you can't because of you having to share with a college dorm mate" asked Lucy, "Not saying I don't intend to go to college, but the chances of me getting a scholarship seems unlikely, so I'm gonna start saving up for an apartment before I graduate" said Lincoln.
"Ok, but you better promise me not to have any girls over while you're away" said Lucy, "Fair enough, though I request you don't have any guy over while I'm away either" said Lincoln to which Lucy put on a fey coy smile.
"I don't know about that" said Lucy as she got a kick at seeing her brothers shocked reaction.
"You little" said Lincoln as he began to chase after her for a bit, before he manage to caught her and pin her to the ground.
"Okay, I promise you to have no boys over" said Lucy with a cheeky smile as Lincoln sighed in relief, just before Lucy pulled him down for a kiss.
It was at this moment in time did the family finally return back home from their day activities, and walked in to what looked like Lincoln and Lucy ready to have sex on the living room floor.
"What are you 2 doing!" said Rita and Lynn Sr. as all the older Loud siblings had gone and covered the eyes of their younger siblings, except for Leni who covered the ears of Lynn out of quick reaction.
"It's not what it looks like" exclaimed the siblings as Lincoln got up off of Lucy, with Lucy sitting up straight as they both had a mad blush on their face.
Later
Lincoln Loud who was happily dating his sister, and promised not to do anything to her that would make her feel uncomfortable or would later on regret in life was committed and conflicted.
Reason for confliction, he was a 13 year old boy now in middle school where hormones run rampant.
Luckily the internet exist to help him to relieve himself whenever he feels tense and usually this is what keeps him from putting his hands on Lucy.
However unknown to Lincoln, Lucy was aware since she decided to take her sisters advice and browse his internet browsing history on his phone and saw some interesting kinks her brother had.
Still, she wouldn't want to concede and let her brother ravage her just yet, as she's yet to truly felt arouse in her life, and knew that even if she would, Lincoln wouldn't and would be a gentlemen and say that they should hold onto this until later on in their lives.
But even so, a part of her felt jealous that as a woman, Lincoln was lusting off if not blondes with bodacious ta-ta's, it's other Goth girls, and weirdly enough, yet also not weirdly enough, his fascination with Horror Porn.
So wanting to take initiative, Lucy had waited for her brother to be ready to relieve himself, before entering his room just as he was about to play the video.
"Lucy!?" exclaimed Lincoln as he was thankful she didn't see a side of him that neither one was mentally prepared for yet.
"Hey Lincoln" said Lucy before plopping in bed next to him, "Hey, uh listen no offense but I'm kinda trying to have me time here" said Lincoln as he was trying to shoo her away without being rude.
"Aw, and here I was hoping we could snuggle" said Lucy teasingly as Lincoln began to distance himself a little.
"Look Lucy if it's alright with you I-" began Lincoln before Lucy pressed her fingers against his lips to shh him.
"I know what you do Lincoln, Lisa and the girls told me" said Lucy as Lincoln began to mentally damn his sisters for taking away what is completely natural for a boy his age to be doing and not feel ashamed about.
"Honestly I'm a little jealous" said Lucy before she turned over and rested buried half her face in the pillow as Lincoln was not expecting her to say that.
"So if you ever felt the urge to relieve yourself, I would prefer you keep me in mind and I'd be more than happy to give you a hand" said Lucy with a blush of her own.
"Lucy I'm… glad to hear that from you, but the thing is I don't want to rush things in our relationship" said Lincoln as Lucy was expecting him to say that.
"Surely there's something I could do to help you out, even if it's something little" said Lucy as Lincoln actually began to think about it and got the idea with her laying down the way she was.
"If you want to help, that's fine, but I want you to know you have every right to say no or tell me to stop if you feel uncomfortable" said Lincoln as Lucy began to nod along with her brother.
"Alright, mind sticking your butt out" asked Lincoln as Lucy was not expecting to dive in on her like that, but said nothing as she lifted her rear.
What came next for the next 5 minutes was Lincoln grinding and dry humping himself against Lucy's butt, which Lucy didn't know how to react or respond, but knew that it wasn't a bad feeling to say the least.
Eventually their real first intimate moment came to end with Lisa coming into their room for her weekly sample collection of her family before she walked in the room.
"Lisa!" exclaimed Lucy in embarrassment as Lincoln stopped what he was doing and backed away from Lucy.
"Seriously it's not what it looks like" said Lincoln, "You mean to tell me you weren't dry humping your own sister till you ejaculated semen into your pants" said Lisa as Lincoln looked down to see a clear stain on his pants now.
"Please don't tell mom and dad, I'm begging you" said Lincoln in horror, "Please Lisa, we'll do anything, so long as you don't tell mom and dad" pleaded Lucy.
"Very well, I shall not tell mom and dad" said Lisa before slamming the door as Lincoln and Lucy sighed in relief.
"Sigh, thank god I thought we were dead" said Lucy, "You're telling me, now if you don't mind I need to change out of my pants, so if you could look the other" said Lincoln as he began to remove pants.
"Ah, sure thing" said Lucy as she began to advert her eyes but still retained a blush on her face as her brother began to change next to her.
Eventually their moment of solace ended when Lori and the older Loud sisters stormed in the room in the middle of Lincoln removing his cum stained underwear next to a beet red Lucy.
"Lisa, what the hell" demanded Lincoln as he began to cover himself, "I promise not to tell our parents, I said nothing about our older siblings" said Lisa in her defense.
"Lincoln Loud you horny little monkey, I'm gonna shove my foot up your ass you little pervert" said Lori with fire in her eyes.
"Kids, what is going on here" came the voice of Lynn Sr. as he and Rita were walking up the stairs much to Lincoln and Lucy's embarrassment.
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE" shouted the duo as their cries could be heard all across Royal Woods.
Haha, well guys I hope you enjoyed this short little side story, I know I enjoyed writing this as much as you guys who are probably reading it, so please leave me your thoughts in the review section.
Also this goes without say, but this shtick of mine isn't going to end any time soon as I'm certain to figure out a lot more scenarios like these in future chapters to come.
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This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3