Hello again! Thanks again for the reviews. I got several reviews pointing out some flaws in the last chappie, which I really appreciate! Sorry if I made someone angry over some mistake, but I'm only human I guess...*shrug*

ONWARDS! TO MORE WORDS!

Nami watched Luffy fall to the ground in shock. Why did the bullet hit him? Was it sea stone? No, why would a bunch of animals have sea stone? Was he alright? She barely dodged a strike from the now-awakened dog-man and covered her head in fear. She slowly peeked at Luffy, who was struggling to get up, holding his very severe wound.

Nami narrowed her eyes and smacked the dog-man away with her staff. Hurriedly she ran over toward the wobbling Luffy.

"Are you alright!?"

Another bullet came flying at Luffy's head. He dodged it awkwardly and nearly toppled over.

"I'm fine Nami! I'm not going to be beaten by some animals!"

Nami nodded and held up her staff, prepared to fight alongside her captain.

Suddenly, a large cat-man held out his arm, stopping the other animals. Nami and Luffy looked up in confusion.

"Hold on-neko. Look at the orange one-neko."

The animals all glanced at Nami and all gained minor nosebleeds. Nami's teeth turned sharp and she yelled,

"IS THIS REALLY THE BEST TIME YOU PERVERTS?!"

The cat-man grinned devilishly.

"Kill the Mugi-neko, but keep the girl alive."

The animals all nodded and pointed their guns at Luffy. The cat-man grabbed Nami with his tail while Luffy was shot once more, this time by a gorilla. He stumbled backwards, but kept his footing. He gritted his teeth angerly and held his thumb up to his mouth.

"Gear Thi-"

"Hold up Mugi-neko." The cat-man laughed, holding up the squirming Nami. "If you do that you might hit the girl-neko."

Luffy's eyes widened and he lowered his thumb, then charged at the cat, shouting. A pigeon-man shot Luffy in the side, causing him to stumble to the ground. Nami gasped and desperately looked toward the cat.

"Please Mr. Cat-Sama! I'm just a poor girl! Let me go please!" She begged with puppy-dog eyes. On the outside, she was pretending to be helpless, but on the inside she was burning like fire. How DARE they treat Luffy like that!

"Oh? And why would I do that, Cutie-Neko?" He smirked oddly with his cat-like fangs., Luffy weakly started to get up, but all the animals surrounded him in a circle.

"NAMI!" He shouted out desperately. "DON'T HURT HER YOU BASTARDS!"

Nami furrowed her eyebrows angerly. She thought for a moment. There was only one way to get these animal's attention. She cleared her throat and said in the most innocent way possible.

"Oh boys!"

All the animals turned around to stare at the comically sparkling girl wrapped in the cat's tail.

"Oh...these jeans are so hot! Would one of you cuties care to take them off for me?"

Of course all the animal's eyes turned to hearts and of course all of them ran over to Nami. The cat-man fell for the spell too and dropped Nami on the ground so they could do so. Once Nami landed though, she smirked.

"Like I'd do something like that for free you perverts!"

She pulled out her staff and all the animals stopped, slowly looked upwards, saw a gargantuan cloud, looked back at Nami, and whimpered.

"Thunderbolt Tempo!" She annouced snarkly as lightning struck all the animals at once, somehow ignoring her. They all fell to the ground cooked, while Nami kneeled on the ground catching her breath.

Then she remembered Luffy. She hurried toward him. He was on his back panting from several other wounds he had gained from the short time he'd been surrounded. Nami kneeled next to him.

"Luffy! What happened? Those animals just overpowered you like nothing!"

Luffy coughed and tried to sit up.

"They had haki...In their bullets too...and they couldn't be downed with Conqueror's Haki for some reason."

Nami cocked her head.

"But they were so weak!"

"I know!"

He finally sat up and grabbed his bleeding shoulder.

"And I couldn't hit them with anything cause they had you."

Nami winced in guilt. Luffy smiled and put his hand on Nami's shoulder.

"Don't worry about it Nami. You did great! You were awesome! Shishishi!" He laughed weakly, clearly starting to pass out. Nami noticed and shushed him.

"Luffy. We need to get you to Chopper right away. You're hurt badly."

She tried to stand him up, but his legs wobbled too much and he fell back on his butt. Nami raised her eyebrows in sympathy.

"Ok...um.." She desperately started to think. Then she squatted in front of Luffy, her back to him. "Get on."

Luffy hesitated, not wanting to burden Nami.

"You can't. I'm way too hea-"

"Shut up and get on you idiot!" She interrupted harshly. Luffy shut his mouth and wrapped his arms around Nami's neck. Nami struggled to stand up with Luffy on her back, but she managed. As they started walking, Luffy went unconscious, causing him to grow quite heavier. Nami pinched her eyes closed and kept heading toward the camp, carrying her wounded Captain the whole way.

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Back at the battlefield, the cat-man painfully woke up. He banged the ground.

"That sneaky girl tricked us! I'll make her pay for that-neko...."

He suddenly noticed something on the ground. It was of blueish color and was quite long. He crawled over and picked it up.

"Oh...It's that thing that girl was using!"

He grinned and stood up with the Clima-Tact.

"How nice of you to leave it here with me, Cutie-Neko."

Gah! I really enjoyed writing this chapter for some reason! :3 I guess just the thought of Nami carrying Luffy on her back makes me squee...NOT SURE

Anyway, next chapter coming soon...yadda yadda...all of that stuff...PIZZA-BAGELS