I SEVERLY apologize once again for the wait. I was grounded for a week! T.T NO TECHNOLOGY!

But anyway, I really wanted to make this chapter something special, but I just wanted to get it done for you guys so...Hopefully the chapters will improve.

About four hours since Nami had been kidnapped, Nami was still sitting in the corner. She had stopped crying a long time ago, but nothing could stop her fear.

Just then, a giant white bear-man surrounded by animal-warriors strode into the cell confidently. Nami stared up at the bear in clear fury.

"Oh ho...So THIS is the Cutie Fluffy-Kun was talking about, eh?" Said the bear. Nami winced then shouted out.

"I'M NOT JUST AN OBJECT YOU PERVERTED BEAR!"

The bear laughed in a peculiar way that sounded like "Grrrahahah" and crossed his furry arms.

"It's Teddy-Sama, human. You should be thankful. You'll become the queen of the pirates! All you need to do is marry me and wait for me to become king!"

"YOU WEAK FURBALL WILL NEVER CONQUER THE WORLD!" She yelled out with conviction. "LUFFY WILL BE THE PIRATE KING!"

All of the animals surrounding Teddy laughed out loud. Teddy grabbed Nami and pushed her against the wall.

"Listen. Us animals have been through so much to get here. I had to let go of my only son in order to get to this point. STOP SAYING THAT YOU HUMANS ARE SO SPECIAL!"

At that he dropped Nami violently on the ground. She was utterly confused. What did they mean?

"You humans are all the same. Evil, heartless bastards that only think about themselves!"

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Nami replied defensively.

"I'm done here. Animals, prepare her for me. I'll convince her yet."

As Teddy walked out, the animals grabbed Nami by the arms and carried her, squirming and kicking, out to the hallway.

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Nami walked out of the building she was in wearing an orange, skimpy bikini and realized that they had just walked out of a tree, a GIANT tree. She barely had time to realize that they were on top of the waterfall until she was grabbed by Teddy and plopped on his furry lap.

"You are quite the Cutie, aren't you?"

Nami coughed at the bear's foul breath and turned her head away from him in fright. She was defenseless, and who knew what this bear could do to her? She swallowed nervously, then her head was grabbed sharply by Teddy's paw.

"Avoiding me, eh?" He grinned mischievously. "Looks like it's time to step up the game..."

Just then, an earsplitting "NAMI!" sounded from beneath the waterfall. Luffy. Nami smiled in relief and tried to shout back, but a clawed paw was wapped over her mouth. Nami peeked over the fall and saw Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, and Usopp standing strongly, prepared to fight. Teddy seemed confused for a second.

"How did you fools find us?!"

Luffy smirked.

"Sanji's "Mellorine" radar..."

Nami burst out laughing under Teddy's paw, which made Teddy furious. He grabbed Nami's head and yanked it next to his.

"This Cutie is going to be my wife; She is going to be my queen once I become the Pirate King!"

Luffy stayed still in silent fury. The other men stood next to him with their arms crossed. Teddy turned toward the desperate Nami, and bared his teeth. Nami widened her eyes in horror as the bear began nibbling her neck.

"DON"T YOU DARE TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!"

Everything stopped for a moment. Teddy's eyes widened and he stopped. Nami's mouth was agape in shock, but nobody was as shocked as the three men beside Luffy. All three of their jaws fell to the ground and, after a minute of silence, a loud "WHAT?!" came from their outstretched jaws.

Before anyone could recover, Luffy rocketed up the waterfall and landed beside them. He yanked Teddy up to his face and hit him so hard, that he flew off the top of the waterfall and landed into the pond under it with a splash. Luffy turned toward Nami and lifted her up off the ground.

"Lu-"

"Not now." He interrupted as the small amount of animal-men who were just watching their boss get pummeled started charging at the two. Luffy yelled down at the others.

"GUYS! CATCH NAMI! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE BASTARDS!"

The others were still frozen in shock, but slowly raised their hands in salute and muttered, "Aye."

Luffy grabbed Nami.

"You're going to be fine. They'll catch you. 'Kay?"

Nami nodded sharply.

"Ok..."

Luffy grinned and tossed Nami off the top of the waterfall. Zoro narrowed his eyes at the still frozen Sanji and Usopp and grunted. Then he jumped up in the air and caught Nami, landing in the warm water below.

After Luffy tossed her, he turned toward the charging Animal men. He bit down on his thumb, announcing..

"Gear Third!"

His arm inflated and the giant fist barreled toward the surprised animals.

"GIGANTI PISTOL!"

As you could probably imagine, all of the animals got pummeled and soon the top of the fall was littered with unconscious animals.

Luffy returned back to normal and rocketed back down to earth.

Once he returned to everyone, Sanji and Usopp finally unfroze. They stared at Luffy, who was checking to see if Nami was alright.

"Captain, you know that this isn't the end of this, right?"

Luffy nodded at Zoro's remark and stood up, relaxing a bit. Suddenly, Sanji ran toward Luffy and throttled him by the shoulders.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY BACK THERE!? I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"

He stopped and a very dizzy Luffy fell to the ground with bluebirds fluttering around him. Sanji glared lovingly at Nami, trying to hold a nosebleed because of her outfit.

"He was just kidding around back there Nami! Don't take that seriously! He's just an idiot!"

"Actually, Sanji..." Nami started once she caught her breath. "He wasn't kidding..."

Sanji froze once again, and Usopp started running around in circles, chanting "The world is crumbling!" over and over. Zoro sighed and laid down on the grass.

"Whatever, I don't really care what you two do. If it makes Love Cook quiet, I support it..."

Nami smiled and picked the still dizzy Luffy up. She hugged him, which woke him up and he grinned. She starting crying.

"Thank you..."

Luffy laughed and pushed her off. Nami laughed with him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"

An on-fire Sanji appeared behind Luffy and he turned around.

"Ah! Sanji! We need to have a banquet! I'm hungry!"

Sanji's fire-aura flared and he lifted up his leg. Nami facepalmed and stepped in front of him. Sanji's aura instantly dissipated and his eyes turned to hearts.

"Nami-Swan! I'm a MUCH better candidate than that shitty idiot, right?!"

Nami made herself look hot and said,

"But you want me to be happy, right Sanji-Kun?"

Sanji fell to the ground in happiness.

"Yes! Do whatever you want Nami-SWAAAAAN!'

Nami laughed.

"We should probably head back, eh?"

Luffy nodded.

"Yep! I'm hungry!"

Nami smiled, then remembered something.

"Crap...I forgot my Clima-Tact..."

Then she realized that the cat-man, (Named Fluffy?) wasn't out during the whole scenario, so she just dismissed it for now.

"Eh, I'll get it later."

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"NAMI!"

"Miss Navigator!"

Nami-San!"

"Nami!

The four Straw-Hats who were left behind were elated to see Nami safe and sound next to the others. Chopper ran up giggling and hugged her leg. Everyone wanted to hear what happened, and so Nami explained in great detail, after Usopp's side of it included him beating up Teddy and saving the day. Franky and Brook had their reactions about Luffy and Nami, but they supported it, and now everyone in the crew knew. Sanji was pouting in an emo corner, which everyone ignored.

"So, Luffy. What's next?"

Luffy looked up from a giant plate of meat that Nami made Sanji cook.

"Uh...Is Sunny fixed yet Franky?"

"Not yet. Those cannons really busted him up, but don't worry! I'll fix him up so he's even more SUPAH than before!"

Everyone cheered and clinked their glasses together with a "KANPAI!" and laughed gleefully over their victory.

Yay! Things happened! I got it done!

So yeah, I apologize once again. I will TRY to get the next Chappie up in the next two or three days. I'll try to get back into the cutsey romance stuff since it is a LuNa after all...

DON'T HATE ME IF THIS CHAPTER SUCKED! DX