Wow, TWO reviews!
Arceus: Dear Assrat. Hm... Are they?
Celebi: Yep.
Arceus: THEN IT SHALL BE!
Dialga: He wanted me to do this X person's review, so... Ahem. YES YOU SHALL. Oh, and Heatran's feet still don't make physical sense, unless he's secretly SPIDAHMAHN!
Now, the chapter!
Articuno was in the middle of an argument with Lugia. "I'M BETTER BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ICE TYPE HERE!"
Regice poked his head through the door.
Articuno sighed. "Fine. I'm THE OG ICE LEGEND THOUGH!"
Lugia laughed. "But I'M psychic AND flying! Plus, I'm much bigger and stronger than you!"
Articuno glared at the Diving Pokemon. "Well, if you're better, may Arceus herself strike me down!"
It was at this point that, maybe not Arceus, but Irony kicked in. A portal opened up, and Hoopa surfed in with sunglasses on her head, and surfing music playing from something. She slammed into Articuno and sent him into a wall. "MY IMPORTANT NERVES."
"We made it Sis!" Hoopa turned to the portal, where a Diancie floated out of before dropping to the floor.
"Gonna... Hurl."
"Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad."
"I'M STILL NEVER TRAVELING LIKE THAT AGAIN."
"Excuse me, but um... Who are you two?"
"Oh. Well, I'm Hoopa, and the one vomiting diamonds is my sister Diancie."
Arceus poofed in. "They're a couple of new Legendaries I found."
"Didn't... You create all Legendaries?"
"Blame Satoshi Tajiri."
"Right. Regardless, what shall we do about them?"
"Hm..." Arceus turned to look at the two. "Have someone show them around the Hall of Origins. I'll have their Council Seats, rights, and rooms ready."
Hoopa raised her hand. "Can we have a bunk bed?"
Arceus... Grinned? Hell, I don't know, she doesn't even have a damn mouth. "Yes, yes you may."
"YAY!"
DIancie weakly put her arms up. "Yay..."
Lugia turned to the diamond fairy. "Would you like to see Xerneas for some help?"
"Please..."
"And Articuno too."
"Why did you forget me..." Articuno said from the wall.
"Well, let's start your tour!" Latias turned to the two new Legends and clapped her claws together. "Now, where do you want to start, the living room, or the kitchen?"
Hoopa and Diancie shared a look. "Living room." They said together.
The living room was simple in the layout, but the furniture and appliances were top-notch. The couch had people regular napping on it, as Regigigas was doing now. The TV was huge, and their cable package had everything, not to mention Netflix and Hulu. Their was beanbags too, plus throw pillows. Jirachi was watching TV, but turned to greet them when the group walked in. "Hey Latias. Showing them around?'
"Yep. Whatcha watching?"
"Oh, just Guardians of the Galaxy. Hey, keep an eye out."
"The Moon Duo going at it again?"
"New record though! They went an hour awake without fighting." Darkrai suddenly flew through a wall, followed by Cresselia jumping on him with a squeaky hammer.
"HOW DARE YOU EAT MY FROOT LOOPS." She shouted.
"I'M SORRY, YOU PUT OUR NAME ON 'EM?!"
"NO, BUT MAYBE I'LL CARVE MY NAME IN YOUR FACE!" She summoned a Psycho Cut to prove her point.
"Grr..."
Hoopa stared at the two. Diancie giggled. "They haven't kissed yet?" A Dark Pulse and A Extrasensory hit her in the face. "Ow..." Hoopa glared at the two.
Latias facepalmed. "Let's just move on..."
Diancie sulked as she held a ice pack to her face. They were now in the kitchen, which was similar to the living room in that it was normal in layout, but everything was the newest it could be. The oven was huge, and there was a rotisserie right next to it. The sink was big enough for one of the smaller legends to take a bath in. The fridge was stuffed to the brim with food, mainly for the bigger legends like Groudon and Zygarde. Speaking of which, Zygarde was getting a snack now.
"Oh, hello Zygarde!"
Zygarde turned around with a piece of chicken on his mouth. "Yo."
"Wow, the big Order Keeper himself." Hoopa crossed her arms and gave Zygarde a glance over. "You don't look very impressive."
"HEY! I WAS IN A CAVE FOR 3,000 YEARS, I'M WORKING ON MY APPEARANCE!"
"Because binge snacking totally helps with that..."
"S-shut up..."
Diancie put her hand on Hoopa. "Stop it. This how you caused Ilex Forest to catch fire."
"BUT THAT MAGMORTAR ASKED FOR IT!"
"HE WAS DRUNK OFF FERMENTED BERRIES."
Latias stared at the two. So THEY caused Celebi to go Sharpedo on us for two weeks. Right, keep that in mind.
The tour's next stop was the Gym/Practice Area, where Mewtwo was busy making it progressively harder for Zekrom to do his push ups, and where Groudon and Palkia were duking it out.
Then they went to the Council room, where Arceus, who was wearing a little hard hat, was busy building their chairs.
Next was the theater, where the Forces of Nature and Giratina were watching Shapedonado.
The baths were huge, basically three Olympic Swimming Pools combined. The only one there however was Reshiram, who waved before diving back in.
The study was populated by Uxie as always, and Giratina, who was reading a book about the various torture methods used over history. Yep.
The dining hall was split in two. The long table part, was used for holidays, special occasions, and Family Dinner every Sunday. The other part was the round dining tables, where Azelf, Mesprit, and Deoxys were playing cards.
Finally were the bedrooms, where Latias put down the house rules. "You can't be in a boy's room past 10:00 unless you're related to them. You can stay up as long as you like, as the rooms are soundproofed. No food in the rooms, and you may decorate how you wish."
Latias rounded the corner and headed into the living room with a sleeping Diancie and Hoopa, before putting them both on the couch, free after Regigigas woke up.
And that was Chapter 2! Mainly an introduction for Hoopa and Diancie, but also a chapter that shows off my version of the Hall of Origins. I hope you enjoyed, and good morning, happy birthday, good night, whatever. BYE!