DEOXYS!

Deoxys: Huh? Oh, okay. Dear Dark X the Dragon Knight, your suggestion will be done at a later chapter. And yes, you may thank AssRat for that one.

Articuno: I GOT LUGIA BACK!

The Council's main purpose was to discuss any and all events that have happened in the past month. Arceus, as always, headed the meetings. Giratina brought snacks, this time being Oreos and milk. Rayquaza, and Zygarde actually didn't have a actual chair, as they had no legs. They instead coiled up like a snake on the floor. This got some teasing from their respective Duos, but threats of equalizing them into a puddle on the ground stopped that.

Arceus banged her gavel. "ORDER!" She was ignored by the amounts of small talk, prompting Mewtwo to bang some books on everyone's heads. "NOW! First thing first, we have two new members! Hoopa, Diancie, please stand up!" Hoopa and Diancie stood up and waved at the group of Legendaries. "NEXT! We are getting ready for our summer vacation. Any suggestions as to where?"

"I hear Delfino Plaza is lovely right now!" Ho-oh said.

"In OUR world please?!"

"There's a nice beach at Undella town!" Manaphy said.

"We'd be noticed."

"Actually, I have something." Mewtwo said.

"Yes?" Arceus asked.

"A gun that makes us look human, but we still have our powers. Only downside is we may have a few features from our Pokemon selves left."

"So... Gijinkas?" Uxie asked.

"Basically."

Arceus nodded. "I'll allow it. Mewtwo. you have a month." She banged her gavel. "Next! This Team Eternity nonsense, what do you make of it?"

"Well, they seem interested in immortality." Xerneas said.

"Better not let em have you then." Latios said.

"No kidding."

"Well, should we intervene?" Zygarde asked.

"Nah, sent some trainer with an Aegislash to take care of them." Zapdos said.

"You sure he's got it?"

"Please, when has my judgement failed me?"

"The Twitch Incident. You were captured, a trainer was losing it, and-"

"OKAY THEN, moving on!"

Arceus nodded. "Right. Next up, the picnic I have planned with some of the other gods and goddesses."

Regigigas nodded. "Palutena, Viridi and some of her commanders, Hades, Master Hand, Farore, Nayru, Din, The King of All Cosmos, Amaterasu..."

"Yes. I need to bring a good food. Any suggestions?"

Darkrai looked up from sharpening his claws (Cough Cough Nail Filing Cough Cough.). "Why should I care? The only reason I care about this thing is if I'm put on your protection duty. Besides that, you could put nightshade in a fruit salad for all I care."

"Well, aren't you pleasant." Deoxys said.

"Shut up. My date with Lopunny went horribly..."

"How have you been dating for a month now, and yet you still have dreams about taking her on a date?"

"Same way you still have wet dreams about meteors and you have one in your chest."

"HEY!"

Arceus grunted, causing the two to quieten down. "Now, any REAL suggestions?"

Diancie raised her hand and asked, "Well, what AREN'T you bringing?"

Arceus poofed in a list to look at. "Palutena's bringing some Drink of the Gods, Viridi's busy growing fruits and veggies, Amaterasu is bringing some Japanese food, the Holy Trinity sisters are bringing Fried Cucco, and apparently Hades is allergic to nuts."

"How about grilled Basculin?" Raikou asked.

"Hm... Maybe."

"GRILLED?! Raikou, you FRY Basculin!" Entei breathed fire to prove his point.

"No, you saute it in a pan!" Suicune said.

"WHO SAUTES FISH?!" The other two cried.

"QUIET!" Arceus barked.

"..."

"Better. Now, we'll decide how to cook it later, but is it agreed on the Basculin?"

Everyone nodded. "I want some!" Regirock said.

"Idiot, you don't eat food!" Registeel said.

"Oh right, I eat rocks. Dang it..."

Celebi had an idea. "Should we make some Pokepuffs too?"

Arceus nodded. "I would suppose so."

Celebi clapped her hands together. "YAY!"

Hoopa finished her cookies. "Well, will that be all Arceus?"

"Yes." Arceus said. And with that, everyone filed out the room and went back to what they were doing. Arceus took a cookie and started eating it as she turned to Giratina. "So, what do you think?"

Giratina shrugged. "Went off without a hitch. I'd say Hoopa and Diancie made it. All they need now is their family tree lesson..."

And that was chapter 3! I hope you enjoyed, and I hope your day is a good one! BYE!

Hoopa: (Waves.)