Well, no reviews today, so let's get right to figuring out the Legndary Family tree!
Hoopa sighed. "Do we HAVE to do this?"
Mewtwo turned around. "Admit it, you were wondering about it!"
"No."
"Yes."
"Can we start?" Diancie said, before eating some more chips.
"Very well."
"At the top, is Arceus." Mewtwo drew a picture of Arceus. "Right next to her is her friend/boyfriend because she's too scared to admit she likes him. Under her is her three children, Dialga, Palkia, and Mew."
"How the hell does that work?"
"No idea in the slightest."
Diancie sighed. "Why did you ask Hoopa?"
"THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS."
"Save yourself a headace if you didn't..."
"Next is me! I'm the clone of Mew, so I'm-"
"Purple Cat say what?"
"I was clone by Govanni's scientist. I blew up the lab, killed them all, worked for Giovanni, then said screw that, went into a cave, hid, was found, found another cave, was found again, and ended up here!"
"Um..." Diancie said.
"I had ISSUES."
"Ah."
"Anyway, Mew would go on to create every Pokemon, including a lot of the smaller Legendaries. Celebi, Jirachi, Manaphy, who went on to have Phoebe with some Ditto, and Victini."
"Lot of Pokemon for such a small guy."
"Next are the Lake Guardians, created by Arceus before her big nap. They're all siblings, and are supposed cousins of the Creation Trio."
"So... Mew creates a good chunk of the small guys, then Arceus makes the rest?"
"Well, honestly, I have no idea. The Weather Trio are all related, and so are the Forces of Nature."
"Hm. Well, how about Deoxys?"
"He just appeared one day from space. Still trying to figure that one out. The Swords of Justice are the former guardians of the Tao Trio, and now serve as Arceus's main protection detail. Darkrai and Cresselia came along with the moon, Latios and Latias are siblings, Genesect came here after the New Tork City deal, Meloetta came here after Giovanni did some more bull, the Mortality Duo are literally Life and Death flirting with each other, Zygarde's slowly becoming the third wheel..." Mewtwo trailed off.
Hoopa was asleep, and Diancie looked about ready to join her.
"Well then. We'll never get to the full list anyway... Good day." Mewtwo floated put the door.
Hoopa snapped her eyes open. "I'M UP!"
Yeah... I have NO idea what to make of this thing. So if this seems conveluted, sorry...
Hoopa: I didn't understand anything at the end.
Mewtwo: I tried...