Reshiram, if you'd please.

Reshiram: Yes X, you're right. Me, Zekrom, and Kyurem are the Tao Trio.

BEGIN CHAPTER!

Arceus looked at the Pokemon in the living room. They were all incredibly lazy, lying around, sleeping, watching TV, or just acting like puddles of goo. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Latios glanced at her. "It's a Saturday..."

Arceus facepalmed, which DIDN'T have anything to do with that random break in the ocean plates. Poor vaporized Wailord. "You Pokemon are so damned lazy... WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING."

A collections of groans, moans, and swears answered her. "No." Stated Mewtwo. Arceus glanced at everyone.

"Fine then. I'll have to resort to my most deadliest attack..." Everyone looked at her. "TELEPORTATION!" Everyone poofed out of the Hall of Origins.

Raikou looked around. They were in the city a few miles below the Hall of Origins, Remnant City. The reason why no one gave them second looks was because of how often they appeared here. "Why are we here?"

"WE WILL BECOME FISHIES!" Arceus was in her Water State, and now had on floaties. Everyone stared at her, then turned to Giratina for a translation.

Giratina sighed. "We're going to that giant water park." Everyone let that sink in, before the Water Legends cheered, and the Fire Legends complained. Everyone else was meh.

Suicune made a break for the pool. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" SPLASH!

Moltres flew away to avoid getting splashed. "WATCH IT ORNAMENT HEAD!" Suicune shrugged before diving under the water.

Registeel rushed forward. "I WANNA JOIN!" He jumped in, only to sink to the bottom.

Giratina looked at him. "Didn't think THAT one through did you?"

"Shut it."

Kyurem looked at the water. "Aw... I can't go in..."

Reshiram looked up from her book. "Why?"

"I'll freeze it solid..."

"Oh."

Zekrom then splashed by while sword fighting with Mewtwo using pool noodles. "KYUREM, YOU HAVE TO BACK ME UP HERE!"

"I CAN'T YOU JERK!"

Regigigas looked at Hoopa, who was in the palm of his gigantic hand. "You SURE you wanna do this?" Hoopa nodded. She had it all figured out. Get thrown into a portal by the strongest member, come out a portal she had set at the right angle, and make a gigantic cannonball!

Regigigas shrugged before winding up his arm, getting into stance, and pitching Hoopa like a fastball into the portal. She then went through her portal, and dived in the pool at a good 30 MPH at least. Hoopa stayed underneath for a bit, before surfacing. "THAT WAS AMAZING! AGAIN, AGAIN!"

Raikou was so happy. He'd FINALLY made it to the top of this slide, and from here, he saw EVERYTHING. He was SO. READY. TO SLIDE! He jumped to the beginning of the line and got ready, only to get bumped in by Victini. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH- NOT READY! WHAT THE HELL VICTINI?!"

"IT WAS MY TURN! NOW BE MY SURFBOARD!"

Lugia was happily sitting in the pool, while Manaphy sat on his head, watching Phione swim in her floaties. "Having a kid must be hard right?"

Manaphy smiled. "It's worth it. Trust me. Just wish her mother wasn't a crazy-"

"GETTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Raikou and Victini rushed by on the slide, splashing them both.

"HEY!" Lugia rose up and flew after them. Manaphy stared at the scene, before turning back to Phione, who was getting hungry.

Groudon stared hungrily at the large schools of fish in the tank. It was matched by Jirachi. The only one keeping them in check was Meloetta. How? Relic Song has a Heavy Metal setting. It's SCARY. She decided to let them see the fish display because it would keep them quiet. Besides, it's not like Groudon would jump in water- SPLASH! ... I stand corrected. "Jirachi, if you jump in, I will strangle you with your scarf." With that, she jumped in after the Land Deity.

Tornadus took a bite of his snow cone. "What do you guys wanna do next?" He was with his brothers, The Forces of Nature, and the Swords of Justice. Terrakion was for Water Bumper Cars, Thunderus wanted to see the fish, and Cobalion just wanted to sit poolside. They passed by Meloetta, who was dragging a stone cold unconscious Groudon , while Jirachi floated behind them, obviously scarred by something.

Landorus had a question. "How are you DRAGGING him?"

"The powers of BEING PISSED OFF."

Landorus shut up.

Arceus was swimming laps in the pool, and Giratina watched her go. He then heard something. Was that... Screaming?

"DAMN YOU VICTINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" Raikou flew of the slide and landed smack into Giratina. Victini fell off and landed in the pool. Raikou got up and jumped into the pool. "TAKE THIS YOU LITTLE-"

GIratina realized what was about to happen, and shouted, "NO DON'T-" Raikou used Thunder, electrifying both Victini and Arceus, causing both to float to the surface unconscious.

Raikou noticed Arceus. "Uh oh..."

And that was the fifth chapter of Legendary Mishaps. I hope you enjoyed, and please, if you have an idea for what you want the legendaries to do, leave it in the reviews! BYE!

Raikou: I'M SO SCREWED!