RAIKOU!

Raikou: Yes?

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Raikou: Alright... Yes. Yes I am. I officaly can't zap things for a WEEK...

And X, well, first, this idea of MINE. HA HAH!

Hoopa walked into the kitchen with a stack of DVDs. Regirock, who was eating a pizza with his brothers, turned to the tiny Legend.

"What's that for?"

Hoopa looked up from the phonebook. "You don't know? It's Movie Night! Now, what's the Pizza place's number..."

Regirock thought about that. "Huh. Been a while since we did that one. What's on the list?"

Regice looked through the stack. "The Notebook, Jaws, Saving Private Raichu, Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles, Charizilla, Clash of the Tyranitars, Saw- Wait, SAW?!"

Hoopa gave him a look. "Yeah?"

"YOU HAVE ALL SIX? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

Regirock stared at the nonchalant Mischief Pokemon. "MANAPHY WILL KILL US IF PHIONE SEES A SECOND OF THAT. Hell, GIRATINA probably can't handle something like this!"

Hoopa shrugged. "Don't blame me. That's what we had. Arceus told me to get these, and get a bunch of snacks ready. Mandatory too. So you ALL better be there." The Regis gulped.

Arceus stood in front of the TV with all the Legendaries grouped around the couch and table. Some of the smaller ones had actually made a pillow fort, so they were good.

"NOW, WE SHALL NOW DECIDE ON THE THREE MOVIES WE SHALL SEE. RAISE YOUR HANDS FOR THE NOTEBOOK." Everyone who wanted to see it raised their hands, and Arceus continued, until they got to Saw. "NOW, WHO WANTS TO SEE SAW?!" No one raise their hands. "WELL TOO BAD."

"But-" Mewtwo began.

"NO!" Arceus stopped him with a Judgement. Everyone noticed she was now in her Dark type form. What that said about her current state of mind was to be discussed in private.

Giratina raised a tentacle to calm her down. "Arceus, you need to be civil-"

Arceus gave him a death stare. "Do you REALLY want to deny me? REALLY?!" Everyone sighed. Arceus had Giratina whipped to the point that she KNEW him way to good. The poor bastard didn't stand a chance. "Good. I thought so. Now, we WILL watch the others first, but THEN..." Arceus grinned in a way that made everyone's spine do backflips. "We watch Saw..." A lightning bolt flashed.

Everyone looked at Zekrom. "What? I do it when I get nervous..."

First up was the Notebook. The male Legendaries, Ho-Oh, and Meloetta decided to go play cards till it was over. In the end, they played Poker and BlackJack, and the Regis won simply because they had the best Poker Faces. No one said it though, because they'd get Triple Hyper Beam to the face if they did.

Charzilla was next. This time, almost all the Female Legendaries, minus Ho-Oh, Meloetta, and Arceus, went to a table to do something. They settled on a game of B.S. Cresselia won.

Finally... Saw. Arceus giddily jumped on a beanbag and started to eat her popcorn. Meanwhile, Giratina shooed out anyone who couldn't handle the movie. Manphy put the now sleeping Phione to bed, and everyone else filed out until only ten were left. Arceus, Darkrai, Cresselia (Because if Darkrai can do it, SO CAN I!), Jirachi, GIratina, Mewtwo, Yveltal, Cobalion, Dialga, and Palkia. The movie started.

The first death.

"HOLY-" Dialga shouted. Arceus grinned. Jirachi moved closer to the TV.

The third death.

Now, even Darkrai felt sick, and he gave people nightmares about this! Jirachi was as close to the TV as Arceus. Cobalion grunted, before getting up and leaving. His job may have been to protect Arceus, but this damned movie was too much...

Halfway point.

Giratine paused the movie. "Now, people say this movie gets even WORSE after this point, so if anyone-" Cresselia rushed out of the room, followed by Dialga, Palkia, and Mewtwo. Mewtwo wasn't sickened by the bloodshed, no, he was just tired. Jirachi now had a slightly maniac face on, but it went unnoticed. Yet...

Quite a few deaths later...

Arceus now looked sick, as did everyone EXCEPT Yveltal, because Death was kinda his stick, and Jirachi, who suddenly burst out laughing as if this was funny. THAT, that caused everyone to go to bed. In the morning, the Regis crushed the Saw movies.

HOW WAS IT? I'M TIRED, YOU TIRED, WE ALL TYPES OF TIRED. GOOD NIGHT!