REIVEW TIME!
DarkX the Dragon Knight
Me thinks Jirachi has some mental issues...
Jirachi: (Violently chopping cookies.) No...
(HAH, SAY THE GIRL WHO WATCHED HORROR MOVIE WHEN SHE WAS FIVE!) Even so, you can smash the movies, but the memories stay with you FOREVER. Sweet dreams, Legendaries...*backs away into the shadows*
Darkrai: (Pulls her back out.) My thing.
Cresselia: True.
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well, this Darkrai seems to have Lopunny troubles as well.
And... You're point is?
Arceus was in a crisis. "DARKRAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
Darkrai appeared out of a shadow on the wall. "You called?"
"I'M HUNGRY!"
"Aw crap..." See, Arceus, while she ATE, she only got HUNGRY once a year.
"Do you KNOW what'll happen if I don't get fed?!"
-Darkrai's Imagination-
The world exploded.
-a
"Right... So, what do you want?"
"ARBY'S!"
"Do... Do we even HAVE one of those?"
Arceus poofed a scrap of paper with an Arby's address on it into Darkrai's hand. "GO TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!"
Darkrai decided to ask Palkia. "Hey Palkia?"
"Yeah?"
"Arceus is hungry."
"Wait, so if we don't..."
-Palkia's imagination-
The world exploded.
-a
"Yep."
Palkia grimaced. "Well, I guess you want me to come along?"
"You and Meloetta."
"She's um... Busy."
-a
A sound of pure pain came from the dining hall. It sounded like Yveltal.
"YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK YOU RETARED SON OF A CHICKEN?!"
"I DON'T HAVE IT!"
Darkrai opened the door to see, as he expected, Meloetta in her Pirouette Form holding Yveltal in some form of pain inducing hold. The Death Bringer was in absolute agony, but he was ignored.
"Meloetta."
"I'M BUSY!"
"I need you to help me get Arceus fed."
-Meloetta's Imagination-
The world exploded.
"Alright... You have my attention."
"Just come with me to Arby's. Probably won't take more than ten minutes. Hell, I'll buy you something." Meloetta nodded and dropped Yveltal.
"Ow..."
"Well," she said as she turned back into her Aria Form. "Shall we?"
Darkrai signaled for Palkia. "Now please."
Palkia nodded and warped them all to Arby's.
-iiiiiii
The Arby's was FULL. The line was ten people and Pokemon long, and it would be a problem to most other people. But... Most people don't have Meloetta.
The Melody Pokemon started pushing everyone out of the way. One of them, a Hydregion, yelled, "HEY! I was here first..."
Meloetta snapped a look at him, before growling and shouting, "WE ARE HERE TO APPEASE YOUR GOD BEFORE SHE BLOWS THIS WORLD TO BITS YOU INFIDEL." The Hydregion shut up.
Darkrai sighed in rleief. "She may be a crazy lady, but she's useful that way..." Palkia tapped him on the shoulder. "Yeah?"
"She's waiting." Meloetta was doing that. Palkia and Darkrai walked up and ordered.
Meanwhile, Arceus was SOOOOOO hungry. She took a bite out of the wall. "STILL HUNGRY..." Moltres crossed her sight.
"Hey Arceus, what's-"
"CHICKEN!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Darkrai walked into Arceus's room to see her nomming on Moltres's beak. He looked at him with a face of "Halp." Darkari threw Arceus the bag. "YOUR FOOD." Arceus snapped it up. "Will that be all?"
"Yesh."
"Good."
I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. :D
Darkrai: Mom help us all...