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DarkX the Dragon Knight

WHY NO CURLEH FRAHS? CURLEH FRAAAAAAAAAAAHS!

Arceus: I HATE POTATOES. (Punches random potato.)

Potato: DX

Absol in a TARDIS

This is really good and funny! Sure, I don agree with a few details in this, but I know no one really has the same opinions about this subject.

Elaborate please?

It's still good, and I'm trying to think of a suggestion. Keep up the good work...

Um...

Um...

THE PICHU SCOUTS! (They sell cookies!)

I'LL- Actually...

Groudon was reading a book. How it wasn't burnt to a crisp was beyond me. Anyway, there was a knock at the door.

"... Did- Did someone just knock at the door?" Kyurem said, poking his head in. Groudon nodded. "How can someone knock? WE'RE NOT EVEN ACCESSIBLE BY FLY, HOW THE F-" Groudon made a shushing sound, before opening the door.

Standing at the door were a group of Pichus with tiny hats and a red wagon filled with cookies behind them.

The one in front spoke first. "Hello! Would you like to buy some cookies?"

Groudon pondered this, chin cupped in his hand. These cookies are probably one of the leading causes of obesity in the region, and will probably make me feel bad about myself-

"Two Salmonellas." His mouth said before his brain could finish.

SON OF A FEMALE ARCANINE MOUTH, WHY.

"That'll be ten Poke."

Groudon reached, before realizing he had no pockets. And as such, no wallet. No wallet led to no money- Do you see where I'm leading with this? He turned to Kyurem, the Legendaries Accountant. "We have ten bucks?"

"Nope."

"... Why?"

"THAT." Kyurem pointed a claw at a hole made when Meloetta swung Zekrom headfirst into a wall, sending rubble raining on a poor group of Zebstrika. They were not happy.

"So... No money?"

"No money."

"Welp." He turned to the Pichus. "Sorry." He closed the door.

The Pichus looked at each other, before their eyes glowed red. "They SHALL eat our cookies..."

Mewtwo rubbed his temples. Hoopa floated up to him. "Something the matter?" She asked.

"I don't know why, but I think my reception is bad..."

"Reception?"

"Ability to use Telepathy."

"Ah..."

"Sounds bad." Darkrai said, walking in snacking in a bag of chips. "Any idea why?"

"Not really, this almost never happens unless I have a bad headache..."

"Well, who knows-"

The lights flickered out, sending the entire Hall into darkness. The sound of screams were heard, one of them being Reshiram yelling at Zekrom asking if he did it. He denied.

Arceus surveyed everyone, Entei, Groudon, Raikou, and Moltres providing light. "Does anyone know what happened?" Everyone shook their heads. "Darn. Well, does anyone know how to fix a circuit breaker?"

"Actually..." Regigigas, the handyman of the group, said. "The system's fine. The light's just don't work for some reason..."

"Well, that's omin-" Arceus started, before suddenly getting dragged away with a scream. Everyone blankly stood there for a few seconds, before Shaymin screamed. He was slapped by Jirachi.

Giratina went up to where Arceus was. "Well, it seems-" He was dragged away next. This time, everyone lost it. It took Meloetta b*tch-slapping everyone to get them to shut up and listen to Mewtwo, who was taping the spot off.

"Now, we do NOT go in this spot. Got it?" He said. Everyone gulped and nodded. "Now, what the hell do we do next?" He pondered. It seems someone who can take both Arceus and Giratina away with no ease is among us. It would be best to stick togeth-

"We're splitting up."

MOUTH NO!

It was settled that there would be groups of three.

Group A: Palkia, Shaymin, and Jirachi.

Group B: Meloetta, Xerneas, and Mew.

Group C: Yveltal, Moltres, and Raikou.

Group D: Zekrom, Kyurem, and Hoopa.

Group E: Reshiram, Entei, and Diancie.

Group F: Articuno, Tornadus, and Dialga.

Group G: Mewtwo, Zapdos, and Suicune.

Group H: Darkrai, Groudon, and Lugia.

Group I: Cresselia, Kyogre, and Ho-oh.

Group J: Heatran, Regigigas, and Zygarde.

Group K: Regirock, Regice, and Celebi.

Group L: Registeel, Latios, and Latias.

Group M: Rayquaza, Deoxys, and Victini.

Group N: Genesect, Thundurus, and Landorus.

(The Lake Trio and The Swords of Justice were doing stuff.)

Everyone went on their merry ways.

-Group F-

Articuno was reading a book about snow sculptures, when he heard a noise. He looked up to see Dialga balancing books on a sleeping Tornadus. Shrugging, he went back to his book.

-Group H-

Darkrai was eating his chips still. He looked at Groudon. "So why do you think the lights went out?"

"Maybe we're in a horror movie?"

"Nah, if that was the case, they black guy would be killed fir-" He was suddenly dragged away. "OH MY MUM WE'RE IN A HORROR MOVIE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" His scream was abruptly cut off.

Groudon's face was this: 0-0

"I'm back-"

"YAHHHH!" Groudon breathed fire in Lugia's face.

-Group L-

Registeel was in the middle of not dying. "DEAR MUM HELP." A ravenous creature was on him, EATING him, DEVOURING HIM! Or at least, it was trying. Yeah... Teeth vs. metal? Metal wins. He kicked it into the vent, where it scuttled away.

Latios and Latias were holding each other. "I-Is it gone?"Latias asked.

"Yep."

"Good-" Laitos was dragged away before that sentence was finished. Latias glomped Registeel in fear. The Steel Behemoth just sighed.

-Group D-

Zekrom was also gone, and Kyurem was choking Hoopa in fear. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

"Me before you..." Hoopa barely managed to say.

Darkrai blinked his eyes open. "Where am I?"

Zekrom was beside him. "We seem to be in a book about dominatrixes."

"... Wha-"

"Reshiram reads some WEIRD sh*t."

Suddenly, a hooded figure came up carrying... cookies. "You shall eat these cookies, especially when we find the red one."

"... This is a surprisingly nice punishment."

"Quiet non-cookie-eating person." The hooded figure, now revealed to be the Pichu Scout Groudon spoke to, growled.

"Wait... WE WERE SCARED OF A PICHU- OW!" The Pichu bit Darkrai's leg, before feeding him a cookie.

"Do we get milk?" Zekrom asked.

"No."

"Aw..."

"Mmf." Darkrai said.

Suddenly, Arceus broke in. "FENCE LLAMA MAMA TO DA RESCUE!" She kicked out all the Demon Pichus and ate all their cookies. THEN she untied everyone.

"WHY WERE THE COOKIES BEFORE US?!"

"Because cookies go stale."

So basically, I took Tardis/Yolo's idea and F*CKING WENT INTO TURBO DRIVE WITH IT. Also, how many horror movie references can YOU spot?