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Espeon1208 chapter 8 . Dec 3
Wow this is really good! Pls do something about the legendarie's love life?And i know this kinda cliche but how about a chapter with Ash?I don't really care what you do just make it super random!Like, arceus teleports Ash to the hall of origins and things go haywire from there? maybe do it so it's a legendarie's birthday and there's a prank gone wrong...i'm horrible at thinking up , great story btw!
I got you. To the story!
"Do any of you know why I called you here?"
Everyone shook their head at the question.
Arceus pulled down a sheet. "LIGHTS!"
Uxie flipped the switch, and Darkrai turned on the projecter.
"Everyone, this is our target."
A picture of Ash Ketchum appeared on screen.
"Um…" Mew began. "Why exactly?"
"Besides the fact that he's an immortal being capable of controlling the god slayer that is his Pikachu?"Arceus replied.
"… Fair enough."
"Right. Now, we need to commit a blood ritual if we-"
"Waitwaaaaa." Virizion interrupted.
"Yep. We'll need the blood of either a virgin or a newborn Skiddo, whichever is easiest to get."
"I'm now scared." Mewtwo said.
"That was step one."
"Did you all get the stuff?"
A massive pile of things were in front of Arceus.
"Yes, but some make no sense. Why your dry cleaning, a bag of Cheetos, and a swingset?" Cobalion asked.
"No reason, I just wanted those things picked up. " Arceus said through a mouth of Cheetos.
"… Okay then."
"Now, the ritual." Arceus put on a black cloak. "Everyone ready?"
"We aren't wearing the cloaks." Darkrai flatly stated.
"Please?"
"No."
"Whatever." Arceus lifted her arms… hooves, stubby god legs? Eh. "Banana Taquito alibabawakandayoloregininpizzaBUFFALOWINGS!" A lightning bolt hit the pile.
After the smoke had cleared, Diancie asked "Did it work?"
"Nothing seems different- OH WAIT." Palkia exclaimed.
"What?"
"There's no Ash Ketchum in this universe!"
"… SON OF A-"
AND SCENE! NEXT, Christmas!