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DarkX the Dragon Knight

You'll see.

NOW, BEGIN OUR VERY FIRST ARC.

Arceus sighed as she floated up to Mewtwo. "This won't hurt will it?"

"Definitely… Maybe? Probably. 50/50." Mewtwo replied as he aimed what everyone had begun to refer to as the 'Gijinka Gun.' "3… 2…" Mewtwo counted down as Arceus braced herself. "1!" Mewtwo pulled the trigger, firing a white beam at Arceus, causing her to glow brightly. When the glow faded, she looked like a human.

Look, just look up Gijinka version of whatever Legendaries we focus on in this Arc, because I suck at the design describing…

"Well, this is weird." She remarked.

"You think? Now go talk to everyone while I change myself." Arceus float- Well, walked out actually. Arceus that's gonna take some getting used to saying…

Arceus looked at all the humanized Legendary Pokemon before her, each wearing suitable beach town clothing and next to their luggage. "Is everyone ready?" A chorus of yes answers answered her. "THEN LET US BE FISHIES!" She shouted as her hair turned blue, either meaning she had turned into her Water State, or she was going to explode. 50/50 really.

The group was dropped in front of their hotel, The Shallow Towers. Arceus clapped her hands. "Alright everyone, we meet back here at seven for dinner. Until then, do whatever."

Now, normally, Kyurem wasn't allowed in the water, as he froze every drop in it. But since being a human weakens your powers, he can go into water without automatically freezing it. But, since he can still make ice…

"You aren't seriously ice skating." Zekrom said in a deadpan voice.

Kyurem completed his triple axle spin before answering. "Why not?"

"We're at the beach idiot! Who ice skates at the beach?!"

"Oh let him have fun." Reshiram muttered, not looking up from her book.

"You sure this is a good idea?" Darkrai asked.

"Totally." Meloetta replied as they were strapped into the slingshot ride.

"Enjoy the ride." The attendant said, before hitting the switch and rocketing them to the sky.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darkrai yelled, while Meloetta screamed in fear and grabbed Darkrai…Was she Crying?

Meloetta slid down against a wall, Darkrai sitting besides her.

"So, about the crying thing…" Meloetta began.

"I won't tell. We gotta keep up that tough look right?" Darkrai said while chuckling. Meloetta smiled. "Now, let's go get some ice cream." The two walked down the sidewalk. "Though you did look pretty cute- OW!" That last part was from Meloetta elbowing him.

Mewtwo breathed slowly as he hid behind the wall. His opponent had him outmatched. One wrong move, and he was finished. He gripped his weapon, before jumping up from his cover and firing at Articuno, taking him out of the Laser Tag Match and making him the winner.

"Dammit…" Articuno frowned as he and Mewtwo took off the jackets and putting them in the bin, before meeting up with New and the rest of the Legendary Birds. "Where to now-" He froze as they witnessed Groudon chasing a horde of Crawdaunts down the street.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES." The Land Giant shouted as he chased them.

"And the money goes to Ms. Hoop A. and Mr. Victin I." The dealer said as he pushed a pile of money to Hoopa, Diancie, and Victini amidst a chorus of Groans from the other players.

Hoopa snickered as she took their winnings. "This is my greatest idea yet."

"What, using Victini's victory granting powers to cheat?" Diancie whispered.

"It's not cheating!" Victini protested.

"Yeah!"

Manaphy sighed as he watched Phione splashed in the water from his seat next to Cresselia.

"What's the matter?" Cresselia asked.

"You know that Ditto I breeded with to make Phione?"

"Hazily, but continue."

"She's trying to blackmail me into giving Phione."

"What is she using- On second thought, don't tell me."

"Yeah…"

"DADDY DADDY LOOK!" Phione was on top of a Wailord and bouncing in the air due to it's water spout.

"PHIONE NO."

Arceus sighed in relief as she slipped into the hot spring. "We seriously need to get one of these things installed in the Hall…"

"Amen to that." Giratina said, who had somehow gotten into the woman's section of the hot spring.

"AGH!"

The hot spring they were in exploded. (Everyone survived, don't worry.)

Darkrai sighed from his spot in the hotel lobby. "Where the hell is Arceus?"

Palkia shrugged.

Eventually, she appeared, holding a bruised, burned, and torn up Giratina.

"… Should we ask?" Mew asked.

"No." Arceus answered curtly. "Now let's go eat."

The group left the hotel.

-(Meanwhile…)-

A man watched the group go. "So you Thought you could hide? Pitiful and ultimately futile." He then pulled out a cell phone. He dialed a number and waited.

How may I help you sir?

"Tell the lab it's time. Activate Project Genesect."