OKAY, SO I'M BACK AND STUFF. My tablet was stolen on Labor Day, and I just got a laptop. So yeah. With that said… Let's get into some reviews!
Guest chapter 18 . Sep 11
I'm clearly amused , why not make a Ch. Where somehow a human and his pkmn team gets teleported to the hall ?
Hm… Alright, that's not a bad idea.
the thunder guardian chapter 13 . Aug 21
that geko piece of shit u got from a pokememe, didnt u
Guilty as charged.
the thunder guardian chapter 18 . Aug 20
this actually reminds me of palkias weed stall
I have not read that story, but I looked it up, and it turns out the Author of that story reads this story! So, yeah.
Guest chapter 18 . Aug 14
also, this reminds me of dialgas weed stall
Dialga: Mum, what's weed-
Arceus: Shh…
Guest chapter 18 . Aug 14
because Hawaii
Darkrai: STILL MAKES NO F*CKING SENSE.
DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 18 . Aug 14
Darkrai, why you so lazy?
Darkrai: Because I don't like any of you.
And where did you get those pictures of Alolan Pokémon?
Darkrai: I am sworn to secrecy about my sources.
But yeah, that part at the end was pretty funny! It's no wonder Alolan Exeggutor is the new Pokémon meme. XD
XD
But how would Arceus know how that happened?
Arceus: Uh… Creator of Pokémon World here.
SnorlaxTheGreat chapter 18 . Aug 14
Great chapter it made me laugj a lot I will definitely keep in touch with this story.
Thanks.
Annabella Lucy Nox chapter 18 . Aug 13
Can you introduce Magearna next? I saw the new Pokemon movie and Volcanion and Magearna were so cute together.
Like I've said before, she'll come out along with Gen VII.
MewLover27 chapter 18 . Aug 13
Wonder what stuff is going to happen next. This is really good!
YOUR STUFF.
"I summon my three Blue Eyes White Dragons!" Diancie shouted, plopping the cards on the floor.
"… Did you just summon three monsters?" Hoopa asked in a deadpan tone.
"Yeah, so what?"
"But that's against the rules-"
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE DIAMONDS!" Diancie shouted.
"… Yeah, okay, whatever, you end your turn?"
"Yes… Draw your last pitiful card-"
"I win." Hoopa said, showing the five pieces of Exodia.
"… Wait wha-"
BOOM!
"Okay, so let me get this straight." Regigigas began. "First, you were playing a card game, which you shouldn't even have… And then, you blow up half of the freaking living room. Did… did I forget anything?"
"No sir…" Hoopa and Diancie said, the latter still covered in soot.
"Just… Just go somewhere else… And please, whatever you do, don't play that game in here."
Mew happily floated down the halls, being the chipper little bugger he was. He was humming a tune when he rounded the corner and saw a depressed Diancie and Hoopa. "What's the matter guys?"
"…" The two were apparently so depressed that they couldn't reply.
"Hm… This isn't very good. What do…? I know!" Mew flew off. "I'll bake 'em a pie!" He said as he headed to the kitchen. Little did he know what this course of action would bring. Hahahahaha…
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
COUGH COUGH! Sorry. Where were we?
Mew flew into the kitchen, where Mewtwo was fiddling with the toaster. "Hey Mewtwo!"
"Hm? Ah, hello Mew. What brings you to the kitchen today?"
"IMMUNA BAKE A PIE AND SHIZ."
"Ah. Well, you have fun with that." Mewtwo picked up his toaster and toolkit and floated off, probably to his secret lab to create a toaster doomsday device. Because science.
Mew started gathering ingredients. "Let's see, I'll need flour, eggs, sugar…"
Soon, Mew had a Pecha Berry Pie ready to bake, except…
"It's missing something." Mew muttered. "But what?" He said, scanning the kitchen… Before spotting a vial of glowing pink liquid. "Ah, perfect!" Now, since this was probably one of Mewtwo's weird chemical concoctions and shouldn't have been allowed within fifty feet of a pie, let alone any type of organic matter, but hey, Mew didn't know better. He didn't know about those science-type stuffs. So he swooped dat sh*t up and poured it alllll over that pie. He then popped it in the oven, set it to bake, and floated off.
Unnoticed by him, the pie started bubbling… Until a hand broke out of it and slapped against the oven door.
YEAH WE DOING A TWO PARTER, FITE ME ABOUT IT.