Spirit: Hello readers and welcome to my new chapter. On this one, they are going to read the first chapter of the Sea of Monsters. Got a few things to say before we do though.

Phoenix: HELLO READERS. Are you excited about the New chapter if you are then wait no longer because HERE IT IS. So you were saying Spirit?

Spirit: Well, the first thing is that the poll is finished. And here are the votes for it.

Phoenix: Which someone forgot to tell me about the third option in the poll.

Spirit: I said I was sorry! What do you want, flowers?

Phoenix: No I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THIS SHIT BEFORE DOING IT. YOU FORGET TO TELL ME NEXT TIME AND I WILL HAVE A LOT OF ANVILS FALL ON YOUR HEAD!

Spirit: Okay, okay, yeesh. Someone is cranky when it's night time.

Phoenix: No kidding! Now that the argument is done lets finish this ok.

Spirit: Okay. So here are the votes:

21 voted for Percy to feel all of the effects

16 voted for Percy to feel none of the effects

57 voted for Percy to feel some of the effects, but not all of them.

And so Percy will feel some of the major effects, but not all of them. And due to his training with Naruto, who won't even notice the minor effects. And that's the end of that so don't try to change my mind.

Second, I'm made a Naruto and To Love Ru fanfic called Naruto in Sainin High. I know I'm already busy with four other stories, but this is one is just for fun. You are welcome to read it if you're a fan of Naruto and/or To Love Ru. That's really it for today. So, enjoy.

Disclaimer: We do not own Percy Jackson or Naruto

Shopping for Wedding Dresses

"Okay, that's enough now." Naruto said, stopping anyone else from asking another question. "We need to get on with the story. Percy, how about you read?"

Percy groan a little, but nodded. He wanted to stall for as long as he can, but he did. He wonder if Nyx talked to the Fates about the extra torture on him. He hope so. So, with apprehension, he opens to the first page. But before he could read the chapter, a bright light form in the middle of the chamber.

When the light died down, it revealed three people. One of them is Jason (not Jason Grace, but the greek hero Jason), the leader of the Argonauts and the retriever of the golden fleece. The second is the champion of Athena and the traveler of the sea of monsters, Odysseus. The third is one of the Trojan War veteran and one of the most skilled fighters, Achilles. And the third person was the greek demigods favorite cyclop, Tyson.

"Tyson!?" Percy exclaimed, getting up from his seat, after getting Annabeth off of his lap. Tyson turn to the sound of Percy's voice and grin at the site of his brother.

"Brother!" Tyson shouted, running to Percy and giving him a crushing hug. Usually, Percy would turn blue and have a hard time breath, but due to his training with Naruto, he can survive the hugs Tyson giving him now. So, with a smile, he gave Tyson a hug as well.

"Glad to see you to Tyson." Percy said to him. The two ended the hug and he look at the three greek heroes at the middle of the of the room.

"So these are the people joining us then." Percy observed. Naruto told him that three more greek heroes were going to join him, but he didn't give him a hint of who. "Jason, former champion of Hera, legacy of Hermes, and retriever of the golden fleece. Odysseus, champion of Athena, veteran of the trojan war, and traveler of the sea of monsters. And Achilles, veteran of the Trojan War, son of Letis, and the first student of the Primordial, Naruto."

Jason flinch a little at the former part and the look of distaste on Hera's face. Odysseus smiles at his patron, who smiles back. And Achilles look shock that Percy knew about him being a student of the Lord of the Demons.

"How did you know about that? I thought it was kept secret, with it only being a rumor." Achilles said in shock. Percy gave him a mischievous smile which scares his mother, father and friends but Hermes and his look at Naruto in shock because he corrupted Percy.

"Cause I'm the second student of Naruto." Percy revealed, shocking Achilles more. "My name is Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon."

Achilles was shocked at the news. Naruto took on another student? "Hello again Achilles. Glad you can join us." He turns to where the voice was at and saw his trainer, Naruto. Though he was confused when he saw the little brunette girl with blonde highlights on his lap.

"It's good to see you again, sensei." Achilles said, using the title Naruto told him to use. He then pays attention to the girl on his lap. "Who is this girl on your lap? I know about Lady Artemis and Lady Hestia being your daughters but this is a bit of a shock."

Naruto smiles. "This is Kushina, Ayame's and my daughter." Naruto introduced, making Achilles eyes go wide as a dinner plates. Today is full of surprises. "And before you ask about her, we had her fifty years ago. Oh, and we're in the future." Is there an endless amount of surprises?

"O-O-Okay then." Achilles said, gaining back his composure. He then waves at the girl awkwardly. "Hello Kushina." As usual when she meets new people, Kushina blush and wave shyly back.

"Hello. My daddy told me stories about you at bedtime." Kushina said shyly before she buries her head in Naruto's chest. Naruto chuckles. It's always cute to see his daughter act so shy around people.

"What are we doing here?" Odysseus asked, after getting out of his shock at the fact that his long time friend has been trained under a primordial. Then again, it explains why he was so skilled in the Trojan War.

Percy holds up a book. "Unfortunately for me, we had to read about my life." Achilles and Odysseus look at each other. This day just keep getting stranger and stranger. Odysseus had to ignore the fact that his late friend is right beside him, alive and breathing, otherwise, he might just lose it.

"What's so interesting about your life?" Jason asked him. Piper and Leo glared him, remembering that he was the reason they had to deal with a psychotic Medea. Naruto sees this and says "Stop glaring everyone has made mistakes even you two so knock it off." The two stop glaring and pouted a bit for being called out.

Before Percy could answer Jason questions, all of his friends said. "Many things in his life are interesting." Percy brooded at that. Stupid books. Suddenly, a note appeared and landed on Naruto's hand. Naruto started reading it and when he finished it, he groaned in frustration.

"I'm glad Nyx is punishing those three." Naruto muttered angrily, getting confused looks from everyone. "When Nyx tried to get them to stop the curse, it went haywire. So now, Percy won't feel all of the effects, but feel some of them. We don't when, we don't what effect, but they will happen."

A lot of people started cursing the fates (mentally though. They aren't stupid) while Percy groan. Fuck the fates. Fuck the curse.

Annabeth, Rachel, Clarisse, and Thalia look at each other with worried looks. Knowing how bad Percy lucks is, he's probably going to feel more of the major effects.

"Let just get this over with." Percy moaned pitifully, opening the book.

"Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shop for a Wedding Dress…" He didn't get the chance to finish this, as Aphrodite started squealing while Athena look as if she's choking on something bad

"Annabeth is already shopping for a dress!" Aphrodite shouted in excitement, hopping in her seat. "You love each other that much!" The two couples are blushing to the top of their heads while the other demigods sent them amuse looks.

Annabeth tried to squeak that it wasn't her, but instead, it sounded like "Eeeek!". Percy didn't say anything, though it was because he is trying to control his heart rate.

Grover try to shrink in his seat, knowing that eyes are going to turn on him once the two get their voices back while Hermes and Poseidon are recording the expression on Athena's face. They are not going to forget this. Ever. It might be as bad as Ares who is still in PINK.

Finally, Annabeth regain her voice, and said. "It wasn't me." Everyone turn to her in confusion. "I may be Percy's closest friend at the time, but I wasn't his best friend." She didn't add that she bought a wedding dress online for the future. Hey, she's the daughter of a goddess who plans ahead for anything, she would so plan for the future.

"Wait a minute?" Katie said slowly. "If it isn't you, then…." Everyone slowly turn to Grover, who is blushing madly and trying to hide under his seat.

"GROVER?!"

Aphrodite turns green at the thought of a satyr in a wedding dress while Athena sighed in relief. She would've had a heart attack if she knew that daughter actually did bought one after the two dated for months. Many of the immature demigods and gods laughed at the thought while the satyr blush even more.

"Can't we just read on?" Grover mumbled, wanting to crawl in a hole and die. Percy happily oblige and began reading.

(My nightmare….like this.)

"Another Percy Jackson nightmare." All the demigod sighed. They wonder what's going to happen now. Is he going to see a friend in danger or going to have another chat with Kronos?

(I was….to Florida.)

"I have." Apollo said with a dreamy smile. "All the time. All the cute babes their, sun bathing. I even saw some with their bikini tops taken of- OW!" Apollo yelled out the last part when he got hit by two stones. Right on the head.

The two people that hit him are Naruto and Artemis, who are glaring at him. "Pervert!" The two growled. Was it mentioned Artemis got her hatred of perverts from Naruto?

A hiccup was heard and then energy ball hit Apollo in the chest, destroying his armor and some of his hair and throne. Everyone slowly turns to where the ball of energy came from and look to see Naruto smiling proudly at a blushing Kushina.

"...Remind me never to mess with that girl and her father." Hermes said, which all the gods nodded to. Well, except for Ares, who loves to fight. And seeing powers like that makes him want to fight that girl. But he saw a more powerful one that Naruto was forming so he did nothing. Naruto made it vanish.

(Then I….said hooves.)

"Is it really going to explain it again?" Leo moaned. "We already know about Grover!"

(Grover is….don't recommend))

Almost everyone had trouble keeping their breakfast down. Did Percy really have to say it like that?

(you'd never...and hooves.)

"My brain." Leo moaned, holding his head. "The mental images are killing my brain cells." Percy raise his hand in surrender.

"Hey, I didn't make the book."

"But they are base from your point of view." Nico pointed out, causing the Son of Poseidon to pout.

(Grover had….returned from.)

"And yet here he is alive." Piper pointed out, looking at Grover. "How are you alive?"

Her answer was a zip up hand language, making the ones that didn't know pout. Hermes looks a little hopeful. Maybe Grover have found his long lost son Pan.

(Anyway, in….from...something.)

"Monster." Everyone deadpanned. It was clear what he was running from. Juniper look worried for her boyfriend and wrapped her arms around his own arm, making the Satyr blush while his friends smirk at him.

(A bone-rattling….of sparks.)

Juniper look even more worried for her boyfriend and held his arm tighter. Grover grimace, his arm losing feeling in it.

(Grover stumbled….back up.)

"Juniper." Grover said with a bit of strained, wanting some feeling back in his arm. "I'm going to be fine. I'm right here, aren't I?" The nymph loosen up her hold on his arm some at that, but she still have a hold on it. Grover sigh in relief as feeling returned back in his arm.

(The nearest...BRIDAL BOUTIQUE.)

"So that's why it was titled like that." Hermes said with realization, with the others realizing it as well.

(Grover dashed….wedding dresses.)

"Aw." Thalia said in disappointment. "So Annie isn't really shopping for a wedding dress for Percy."

Poseidon, Hermes, and Apollo laugh at the rage in Athena's face while Percy and Annabeth blush beet red. They are too young to even think about marriage at the time. But the thought did pass their mind a few times.

(The monster's….Mexican food.)

Everyone turn green once again and they glare at Percy, who raise his hands in surrender. "Sorry, but I can't control what the book says and you will have to deal with those descriptions. Unless you want a book with no description or setting."

That wiped off the looks on their faces.

(Grover trembled….bellowed: "MIIIIINE!")

Juniper whimpered at that. Even though Grover is here and alive, she still fear for what is going to happen to him on the book.

(I sat….humanlike shape.)

The greek demigods look at Annabeth knowingly, who look away from the stares.

(But then….out there.)

The greeks smirk at Annabeth, silently saying 'Yes there can', making Annabeth blush. Percy blush as well as he remember Annabeth stalking him.

("Come on….made it!")

"And you jinxed it." Few of the demigods deadpanned, making Sally sheepishly smile. She didn't mean to jinx it. She was just excited that Percy lasted at school that long.

("Coming," I….china cabinet.)

"Bad decision." All of the greek, roman, and heroes of old demigods said at once. You always practice using your weapons, otherwise, you'll end up out of practice and rusty.

And that is bad when living the life of a demigod.

(I put….my window.)

Annabeth blushed heavily at the memory. Even though Percy didn't have much training, he was pretty well built at that time. Even more so now.

(Have to….Grover meant?)

Grover shiver a little. Being a fiance to a cyclop was not a pleasant memory. Not at all.

(I made….exploding homework.)

"That actually happened a couple of times." Percy said, The camp half blood demigods aren't surprise. It could only happen to Percy Jackson.

(Tomorrow, I'd….that up.)

"Too late, your mom already jinx it." Connor said brightly, causing Sally to flinch and Percy to glare at Connor for blaming his mother. Connor shrink at the glare. Percy is scary when angry and that was only his mild glare.

(As usual….like that.)

"I'm surprise that he passed the first grade." Athena said dryly, getting glares from Poseidon, all of his friends, and Naruto.

Percy had a irritated look in his eyes. He is tired of people picking on him. "Would you butt out? Yes, I had trouble, but it's not because I was an idiot. It was because, one, the teacher thought I was a troublemaker due to the unknown monster attacks, and two, I had to deal with dyslexia. So if you don't mind, can you please GIVE ME A BREAK!" Percy yelled that last part of the explanation.

Athena's eyes were widened in shock at how Percy talked to her. She was about to smite the boy for disrespecting, but one look from Naruto stopped her. She still glared murderously at the son of Poseidon.

(I ate….word camp.)

"Something bad has happen in the camp, didn't it?" It was more of a statement than a question from Hades. The gods who have children at camp look worried for their children.

("What is….you like.")

Tyson grin. "That was fun to do. Maybe we can skateboard again when we get the chance." Percy smile at the chance to spend time with his brother.

"I would like that Tyson." Percy replied with a grin of his own.

(Oh, man….for me!")

"For greek demigods." Percy said before any of the Romans can say anything. "A greek demigod going in the roman camp doesn't exactly sound safe." They conceded at that.

("Usually, dear….almost relieved.)

"Saved by the bell." Thalia replied. "Though I think Percy isn't going to let this go."

"Is that because you wouldn't?" Nico teased, getting Thalia to blush and glare at Nico, who merely stick his tongue out at her. Everyone gave those two amused looks.

("Seven-thirty….to cry.)

"Wus." Ares said with a grunt. "You shouldn't care if you make your mother cry." Hera gave Ares a murderous glare, but in those eyes, there was hurt in them.

"You really just said that with MOTHERS in the room?" Kushina said, glaring at Ares. "You know what, not only you are a meanie, you are a big idiot, the biggest of them all." Everyone laugh at that while Ares turn bright red in anger, his head pouring out steam.

"DIE!" Ares yelled, summoning a sword in hand and charging at Kushina who has a smile that would make Naruto proud with a war cry. He was met with Ayame and Naruto pushing him into the wall, the both of them holding his arms.

"Bad move Warmonger." Naruto said coldly, his eyes turning completely blood red, with Ayame the same. Naruto then turn to Hera. "Do you mind if we teach this idiot a lesson about attacking a primordial and the demon lord's child?"

Usually, Hera would be against someone harming her son, but since he insulted her and many others, as well as try to attack a child, she didn't mind. "Just make sure it's painful enough that he would at least learn to shut his mouth." Ares was expecting for his mom to protect him as usual, but when heard that, he looked at her with shock.

Naruto held a sinister smirk that shows why he's lord of the demons. "Thank you." The two held out their hand and swirling balls of chakra formed while Ares tried to struggle out of their grips. But it useless and once the two finish making their rasengans, they hit Ares in the chest and abdomen, hard.

"Rasengan!" the two yelled while the god of war is screaming in pain. Finally, after a few minutes, the two of them let go. They would've continue this for hours, but they still need to read the story.

"Read on Percy." Naruto said while he got Kushina back on his lap and Ayame lays her head on his shoulder. Percy went back to reading, mentally memorizing the agonizing pain Ares suffered.

(Besides, she….underground alone.)

Tyson shiver. He hates being underground. Tyson suddenly felt a tug on his pants and he look down to see the toddler Percy looking at him.

He blink. Then blink again. Then grin wildly and hold the toddler Percy up. "Little brother!" Tyson cried out while the baby laugh in his arms. Many of the group laugh at the scene before them.

(I gather….long time.)

Sally frown at that. "I told you that we had to postpone." Percy flinch at the look she's giving him.

"Mom, that was years ago now. Besides, it not like I had a choice in the matter." Percy said to her. Annabeth, Clarisse, Grover, and the others are glad that Percy came though. If he didn't, they probably would've ended up dead. He was the one to find out where the fleece was at and without him, Clarisse would've failed the quest, whether she wanted to admit it or not.

(As I….and vanished.)

"That's the end of the chapter." Percy said, closing the book. "Who wants to read next?"

"I will." Annabeth said, taking the book from Percy. She open the first page and read. "Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeballs with Cannibals…."

Spirit: And that's the end. We hope you guys like the appearance and Tyson and the other greek heroes. We hope you enjoyed this chapter too.

Phoenix: Yes we do because the rumor of Naruto being Achilles teacher was confirmed by Achilles himself. Anything else Spirit?

Spirit: Only to review, favorite, and follow, and we will see you later