Spirit: Hello readers and welcome to our new chapter. I don't really have anything to say for this chapter, except on this one, they will read about Percy having a dodgeball fight with eight foot cannibals. The winner gets to eat the losers!

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Chapter 2: Playing Dodgeball with Cannibals

"Chapter 2: I Play with Dodgeballs with Cannibals…" Annabeth reads. Poseidon and Sally feel like their are going to have a heart attack, again, when they heard that title.

"Chaos, give me strength…" Poseidon muttered, rubbing his face. It seems these titles alone are going to give him stress and wrinkles, even though he can change forms.

(My day….College Preps.)

"But we know that ain't going to last." Thalia teased while her sea cousin glare at her. She merely stick her tongue out at him.

(See, it's….to work.)

Athena eyes grew wide in horror when she heard that. What kind of school is that?! "That sound like the a horrible school!" Athena exclaimed, voicing out her thoughts.

"That sounds like a school that Ares would go to." Ayame add in, with Naruto and his wives, daughters, and the hunters nodding in agreement. Ares didn't take offense to that, since it is true.

(That's cool….well, bright.)

"That really wasn't the best option to send him there Mrs. Jackson." Annabeth said, shaking her head. "You would've been better off homeschooling him."

Sally rub her head sheepishly. "I know, but I didn't have the time to. And that was the only school I could find, due to his track record of getting expelled."

Percy frowned, feeling a little hurt. "It not like I do these things on purpose. You know that my godly blood and monsters attacking me always get me in trouble." Sally flinch at the hurt tone Percy has and retracted her words.

"I didn't mean it that way Percy. I know it's not your fault." Sally quickly said. "I'm just explaining to Annabeth it was hard to find you another school." She wish she didn't mention Percy's record of getting expelled. He get sensitive of that sometimes when someone mocks him about it.

(Take my….would happen.)

"What kind of idiot teachers do that?!" Athena exclaimed, wanting to strangle those teachers. And how on earth did they kept their jobs, including the principals, who hired those teachers?!

Percy shrug. "It wasn't that bad actually." Tyson nodded in agreement to that.

(What happened….basketball game.)

Everyone looks towards Percy and either gave him incredulous looks or raise one/both of their eyebrows.

"It's usually worse than that." Percy said. "Most times, the older students will play wrestle the younger students and some of them ended up having broken bones." Now the group turn to Sally, giving her looks that says 'And you let him stay at that school?'. Sally looks away from the group. She didn't have much options.

(The school….CHILDREN sign.)

Nico look towards Percy. "How come you always end up meeting the worse bullies? First Nancy, then Gabe, then Clarisse and her father, and now this dude?" Percy shrug.

"Guess I got some kind of magnet for these things." And those guys were just the first ones. He still have the to deal with the cannibal king, the hunters, the smelly old goats, Hera, and Luke multiple times.

(Anyway, Sloan….friend Tyson.)

"He's dead." Basically everyone that knows Tyson said, both greek and roman. You don't mess with a cyclop and expect not to have anything broken.

(Tyson was….so….different.)

Many demigods and immortals frowned at that. Most cyclops don't really know their mothers, since nymphs usually abandon them. Most look to see what Tyson reaction would see, only for them to see him playing with the baby. It seems they were tossing the plushy shark back and forth between the two, with them having a big smile on their faces, laughing and giggling.

The females were all smiling and cooing at the scene, especially when kushina went over to play. That also got Naruto his wives, the lead wolf, The hunters, Hestia, Artemis and Rhea smile. Kushina seems to get along better with people younger children and Tyson does have the mind of one, no offense to the young cyclop.

The lead wolf had some other wolves went over to watch the three and protect them.

(He was….on him.)

Many of the goddesses, demigods, Sally, Rachel, and Poseidon scowl at that. How come the majority of kids are like that and how could they pick on someone as sweet as Tyson?!

Of course, that was hypocritical for some of them, especially Annabeth, considering how they treated Tyson.

(I was….only friend.)

Many of the hunters look at Percy in surprise. This boy keep surprising them more and more, especially Zoe. Most boys, and admittedly girls, wouldn't be friends with someone if they got isolated by the whole school. Yet, Percy continued being friends with him.

Zoe was in thought. This boy isn't like any of the men she has encountered. She don't know if she could even call him a boy, considering his past experience.

(My mom….don't know.)

"The mist." Everyone answered. Even Leo and the Stolls know the answer to that question.

(Anyway, Matt….Tyson panicked.)

"That was not very nice. What is wrong with that kid?" Ayame asked with venom in her voice. Percy shrugs. Most of the people at that school are idiots, including the teachers.

(He swatted….tire swing.)

Everyone laugh a little at the image of the dude getting tied up in a tire swing. Serves him right.

("You freak….cardboard box!")

"Ok, now that is just plain rude of the boy." Ayame said, scowling. The demigods joined the scowling as well, especially Percy. "Didn't his mother teach him how to treat other people?!"

Hercules sneered. "But that thing isn't human. It's a cyclops, a monster." Many of the demigods directed the glare on him while Tyson started to get teary eye.

Sudden Tails wrapped around Hercules and they dragged him closer and closer to Ayame (where they were coming from) whose were glowing with bloody murder. He was clawing at the floor, trying to get back to his seat, but merely making scratches on the floor.

"It seems your mother never taught you about that lesson because it is time you learn it." She said while cracking her knuckles. When the tails brought him close enough she grins. "Guess I'll have to teach you." And she began to beat the crap out of Hercules.

Naruto was sitting there watching this all go down in amusement while many are watching Hercules getting beaten gleefully, especially Zoe, Percy, Hera, and Artemis.

Zeus wanted to go and help his son, but he is not idiotic enough to fight angry female primordial, especially since he was defeated easily by the husband of that goddess. He then turned to Naruto with an angry expression, who is watching this in amusement. "AREN'T YOU GOING TO STOP HER?!" Zeus yelled at Naruto. Naruto turned to him with a neutral look.

"Stop what?" Naruto asked, feigning innocence. As Zeus was about to yell at him, Naruto lit up in fake realization. "Oooooh, stop Ayame." He then snorted. "Yeah right. The boy needs some manners and I am not going to end up like your idiot of a son. He really should have watched what he says around her." Zeus turns red, but stayed at his throne. Unfortunately, he could only watch his son take this punishment.

After the bea- I mean teaching was done, Ayame used her tails and threw him hard back to his seat, breaking it and his spine in one go.

She then went over to Tyson and said in a motherly voice. "It is ok no one thinks you're a monster. But if he ever picks on you again then your friends will help you ok." At that Tyson nodded and cheered up at the motherly voice. Many of the gods and goddesses are impressed at how she able to make Tyson feel better instantly. Now they see where Hestia gained that ability, well, other than Rhea.

With her work done she went back over to her husband and sat back in his lap. Once everyone was quiet, Annabeth went back reading.

(Tyson started….his hands.)

Odysseus look at Tyson with curiosity. After meeting Polyphemus, he thought that all cyclops were stupid, violent monsters, only caring for eating and destruction. But this one doesn't seem like the cyclops he painted the picture. Well, this is only the second chapter, so he won't make any judgement yet. Cyclops can also be great at acting.

("Take it….that freak.")

"Cause Tyson is a better friend than anyone I met at that excuse of a school." Percy said snarkily. "He also the best brother I got." Tyson has a big smile on his face when he heard that and hug the baby in his arm, though he was careful not to use his strength. He has a great big brother and cute little brother.

(I balled….so dead.")

"If I had a dollar every death threat you've been given, I could've bought my mother's mansion." Thalia replied, making the others laugh and Percy pout. He don't got that many death threats. Really.

(When first….violent people.)

Everyone's mouth was agape when they heard that. The teacher saw the carnage in the park and he just said that they passed? And that NONE of them aren't going to become violent person?!

"I am going to visit the principal and give him a piece of my mind." Athena muttered, clenching her spear in her hand. There should be no school like this one! None!

(Matt Sloan….stop sobbing.)

"You love that stuff too much Tyson." Percy said, giving an amuse smile to his little brother. "Heck, you even made it a battle cry."

"PEANUT BUTTER!" Frank and Hazel yelled before laughing their butts off. Tyson grin innocently while the others join the laughing with the Pluto and Mars' couple.

("I….asked me.)

"No." Most of the demigods says immediately.

("No," I….the freak.")

"Yep." Almost everyone agreed immediately.

(Tyson sniffled….about it.)

Hestia frown. "I agree with Athena. What kind of school is that?" No one has the answer to that, as they all wondering the same thing.

("Don't worry….be fine?)

"Everything did went fine, big brother." Tyson said cheerfully. Percy couldn't help but smile. He can't argue with that. Although he could've been fine without Tantalus being their director. Or becoming a guinea pig for a short period. Or Annabeth getting knocked unconscious. He could've been fine without any of that.

(Our next….something explode,)

"I love this school!" Ares said while Athena said "I hate this school!" The two look at each other, before glowering at each other. Complete opposites, these two.

(Tyson was….thirty seconds.)

"And you let your son stay at that school?!" Athena yelled in outrage. "You should've taught him yourself!" Sally flinch a little at that, something that Percy notice.

"She didn't have a choice Athena, so back off." Percy said, glaring at Athena. "It's because I keep screwing up with other schools that she had no choice but to pick that one, so don't blame her."

Athena turn red at this, but she couldn't deny the logic Percy gave. So she stayed quiet, not wanting to make a fool of herself.

(I was….latitude/longitude maps)

Annabeth's eyes lit up in realization. So that is where Percy learn to do that. Of course he would pay attention to something like that, the seaweed brain.

(I opened….the place.)

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!" Aphrodite shrieked, causing everyone to cover their ears in pain. "He has a picture!"

Athena eyes twitch and glare at Percy. Percy merely roll his eyes at the glare. He met scarier primordials than her, so he isn't even phased at the girl. Though he did put a mental note to talk to the woman. Her hatred of him needs to stop and he wants Annabeth to have the chance to bond with her mother like he did with his own dad, though he don't know if Annabeth will have that relationship with her mom.

(See, Annabeth….that way.)

"Weird?" Annabeth says, turning her head to her boyfriend with a sweet, but deadly smile on her face. "You think I was weird that I love architecture?"

"Not anymore. I used to think that, I might still do, but it's what I love about you now." Percy said easily, no hint of hesitant. "That is apart of who you are and I wouldn't want to change that." Annabeth blushed heavily at the sweet words Percy gave her. The demigoddesses, the oracle, and goddesses were impress with his words while the guys were a bit envious.

Connor decided to speak. "Where did you learn to sweet talk like that Percy?"

"Being an apprentice of a primordial who has forty wives, some from different dimensions, has it's advantages." Percy said to them. Achilles nodded at that.

Ayame looks at Naruto and asked "You taught him that didn't you?"

"Yes I did my sweet vixen. Using his sweet words and voice really helps him out, whether to get his point across or avoid angering someone, more so his girlfriend." Naruto said to Ayame then kisses her cheek. Ayame blush at her nickname and the kiss on the cheek before snuggling into his chest.

(She'd e-mailed….my imagination.)

"I got to admit,it always feel like a dream." Percy admitted. "Meeting so many good friends, an amazing girlfriend, great cousin, an awesome oracle, and befriending romans demigods. To me, everything that happen to me feel like a dream."

Many of the demigods can understand him. Sometimes, everything that happen to them feel like a dream (or nightmare in some cases) to them. They always wait to wake up, only to see that they are in reality.

(I wished….annoying sometimes.)

Before Annabeth could say anything, Percy spoke. "You have to admit Annabeth, you were annoying." When he saw her glare, he continued. "When you and the camp found out my heritage, you hated me for over a week. You also brag a lot about your heritage and your brain. And you let your hubris get the best of you, especially in the worst situations."

Annabeth close her mouth after that, cause all those things are true. She did do all those things in the past.

(I was….not your-")

"Yep, she is." All of the campers said, causing the two to blush.

("Give it….spit wads.)

"That is something you never do. The last time someone took my picture from my husband and ripped it up, it wasn't a pretty sight to see." Said Ayame who shivered the same with his other wives, daughters, Rhea, and the hunters.

Hermes looked toward Ayame "What happen?"

Instead of Ayame answering it was Yugito "They ripped up a picture of Ayame holding Kushina when she was a baby. He ripped them to pieces in return." That made many others pale at that. They wonder how on earth Ares is still alive when he threaten Kushina.

(They were….like that.)

"Monsters." Every demigod deadpanned. That wasn't something they needed to think about.

("These guys….the face.)

"I'm surprise you didn't punch him already." Thalia said. "I would've totally done so in your shoes. With some lightning added in the punch."

("You're such….for monsters.)

"I hate that rule." Percy, Clarisse, Thalia, and Leo said with a sigh. Then Percy thought of something. "But what if those mortals are trying to harm us or harming someone else Chiron? We can't attack them then?"

Chiron look surprise at that. He hadn't really thought of that. "I actually didn't think of that." He said sheepishly.

(Still, part….really was)

"He would wet his pants." Leo said with a snicker. Oh, can imagine all those bullies' faces if they knew who they were messing with at his school.

(The bell….whispered, "Percy!")

The more smarter people of the group look at Annabeth suspiciously, but she didn't say or do anything that shows that it was her.

(I looked….my name.)

Rachel snorted. "Those girls are ignorant and stupid, so don't feel low about your looks Percy. Remember all those girls watching you when you went in the swimming team." Percy blush heavily at the reminder. As dense as he is, even HE knew a girls look when they see a guy the like. He felt like a piece of meat they wanted to devour. He hope none of them took pictures.

Little does he know that Rachel has a picture stash in her room.

Hazel spoke up. "And don't forget about the girls in the roman camp. Even some of Amazons were interested in you." Percy blush even more, especially remembering when Kinzie ambush him. He notice Annabeth grip tightening on his waist and a bit of his blood losing circulation.

Then, Katie spoke up. "And then there the girls in camp-half-blood. Many of the girls gossip about you, even my sisters talks about how hot you are. And do you remember the one time Drew try to charmspeak you?" Percy's head beginning to become a tomato and he grunted when he felt his hands and waist being held by iron grips.

Annabeth quickly read before anyone could say anything else, all the while thinking of ways to torture all of those girls.

(Before I…. "Will you….uh….")

Leo look at the book with narrow eyes. "Is he asking you to help change?"

"No!" Percy shouted, looking green at the thought of helping changing his clone. "He was just asking me to guard the door! Nothing else!" He ignore the urge to drown Leo and silently ask Annabeth to read.

("Oh. Yeah….him about.)

Percy and Tyson look at each other. If there is one thing the two of them shared, it was the scars on their bodies and mind. The years of hardship they suffered over their childhood years.

Poseidon wince, remembering all the monsters that attacked Tyson.

(Anyway, I'd….off lockers.)

Nearly everyone gaped at that and a few scoot away from Tyson. "I forgot how strong cyclops are." Piper said numbly, remembering her own experience with cyclops, along with Jason and Leo.

"Good thing he's on our side." Leo said, with everyone agreeing to that.

(When we….green smoke.)

"He move less?" The greek campers and immortals said incredulously. They all knew about the oracle and it rarely moves, so hearing that someone moves less than the oracle is shocking.

Percy nodded. "I only have see him move his head and hands, not anything else."

(Well, at….his gang.)

"Well, at least you have Tyson." Travis said, looking at the bright side. "That guy is worth half a time." Percy nodded in agreement to that, along with the others, while Tyson blush at the compliment.

(Normally I….of them.)

"Well, shit."

"Leo, language!"

"Sorry Pipe."

(Matt Sloan….with sticks.)

Past hero Jason look at Percy with wide eyes. "That is some mess up imagination." Percy shrug. He couldn't help what he thought.

(Sloan blew….like targets.)

"...That is the most pathetic things I had ever heard." Clarisse said, shaking her head. None of the campers ever did that, not even the Aphrodite children.

All of the demigods nodded in agreement, even Hercules and Orion agreed with the demigods.

("Tyson." I….my gut.)

Percy wince and held his stomach. He hate giant cannibals. He hate most canadians. He hate the fates for putting this damn curse on him.

(I sat….a gorilla.)

"No kidding." Percy wheezed, his eyes feeling fuzzy as well. Annabeth, Rachel, and Reyna gave him silent comfort, with Annabeth rubbing his stomach while Reyna and Rachel tightening their grip on his hands a little.

(I couldn't….kill somebody!")

"And that what they were aiming for." Percy said with a grimace.

(The visitor….hope so!")

Poseidon and Sally tighten their fist and their faces are laced with worry, not because of what Percy's facing on the book, but at the pain he might feel.

(The way….and enemies.)

"And their enemies." All of his friends chorus together. It's pretty obvious.

(What had….funny. Monsters.)

Thalia quirk a smile. "You seem to get smarter Perce when it comes to monsters."

"It's either that or die. If I was an idiot, I would've died on my first quest, with or without Annabeth and Grover." His friends wince a little. It's true. They always make of him about his intelligence, that they forget that he's actually smart. Not book smart, though he's getting better, but when it comes to the ocean or surviving this world.

(All around….Valentine hearts.)

The greek hero Jason eyes widen when he heard the description. "Laestrygonians." He breathed out, remembering when he and his men had to fight those things.

"Something wrong Jason?" Naruto asked

"Percy is facing something I had to face." Jason said with a grimace. The memory are still fresh, as are many others.

Thalia and Nico whistle. They wonder how their cousin got out of this mess.

(Matt Sloan….Detroit! Who….")

"He's an idiot." Reyna said blankly. "They grew eight feet tall, with sharp teeth and that all he could say?"

Percy stifle a chuckle. "Like I said Reyna, most of the kids (and adults) at that school are idiots. So don't be so surprise." Reyna nodded in understanding.

(The other….the giants.)

"Like they would listen to you?" Hercules asked mockingly. "You're an idiot for saying something like that."

"Really? You shouldn't talk, considering you yelled at the sky and the sea, two things that got a big temper." Kushina said challengingly. Poseidon glare at Hercules at the reminder of that day while Zeus frown. The rest just laugh at the jab Kushina sent.

Hercules, responded the usual way when someone insults him. Grabbing his club and yelling "DIE!" before charging at his target like a maniac.

Kushina wasn't fazed when she saw Hercules charging at her. Cause in a mere second, a energy ball was launch behind Hercules and Hercules ended up flying back with his club destroyed, as well as his Nemean Lion cloak. There was a large hole from where he was at and when the smoke cleared, it revealed him charred and his weapon and cloak completely wrecked.

Many stared in disbelief at the site of his cloak, then stare at Naruto, who eyes were murderous and his hand held out with a bit of smoke coming out of it. "And that was level one of the bijuu dama." He then turn to Zeus, who actually looked scared. He glare at him with red demonic eyes. "Keep your child on a leash or I will put him down. Permanently, damn what the fates say." Zeus meekly nodded, not trusting himself to speak.

Many of the demigods shivered when they saw that glare. That's even scarier than the gods' and Percy's glare. Rachel then thought of something of horrific and turn to her boyfriend (She had to hold back a smile when she thought that). "Please tell me that Naruto didn't teach you that glare?"

His answers, was a mischievous smile and those that suffered the glare paled in horror. Even Clarisse and Annabeth look terrified. Percy's glare were no joke and if was taught to glare even better from a demon lord….

Annabeth started back reading to avoid that thought. Completely.

(The one….luvs Babycakes.)

"Babycakes?" Leo asked incredulously. "Who on earth is Babycakes and what kind of name is-"

Dionysus snapped his finger and suddenly, a laestrygonian appeared. It has the same eight feet, sharp teeth, and hairy arms appearance. But the difference is that it's hair is longer and it got lipsticks. It (She?) growled at the demigods.

"EEEEP! Girl monster!" All the male demigods (Except Percy) screamed at the site of a female laestrygonian. Most of them hide under the couches to escape the site of the female while the ones with girlfriends hid behind their girlfriends. When the monster focus her attention at Percy, the one with the biggest bounty in Tartarus for monsters, she growled at him. Percy response?

He gave her his newest 'leave or die a painful death' stare. She paled and shrieked a girly shriek before turning to dust. When she was gone, many of the gods, goddesses, and demigoddesses stare at Percy in amazement. The guys shakily got from their hiding position, staring at Percy the same way the others did.

"How did you kill her with just a stare?" Jason asked, with a mixture of awe and jealousy. Percy shrug.

"I improved my glare. Add enough killing intent into the glare and the monsters will be, literally, frighten to the point of death." Percy said with the troublemaker smirk that made all the demigoddesses, and some of the goddesses, blush. "The expression, 'if looks could kill', now turn literal."

"And how come you weren't scared of the site of the horrifying beast?" Leo asked with awe. Even the heroes of old were scared.

Suddenly, Percy's had a brief memory of Snakes and demons, and he shivered. "Trust me, you don't want to know." Anko maybe as nice as the other primordials, but damn can she be scary when training him or angered.

("And lose….want lunch!")

"And that's why this is called 'I Played Dodgeball with Cannibals'." Percy said and five out of six of the eldest gods and goddesses shivered. Cannibalism. The one thing they hate the most of all.

(He waved….his magazine.)

"Who on earth hired those teachers?!" Athena moaned, holding her head. "I'm demolishing that building. And the teachers within them. And the one who made the school."

(The giant….eat you!")

"Eat him! Eat him!" Ares chanted, pumping his fist up and down. Clarisse and Frank shook their head at their father, wondering how they came from him.

(He launched….gym shorts.)

Octavian laughed. "You're toast, Perseus." A torrent of water was launched at him, leaving him soak and spitting out water. Many of the readers laugh at the site while others look surprised, just now noticing Octavion.

(I had….their chests.)

The greek and roman campers cheered for Tyson, making the cyclop blush in a bit of embarrassment.

(The giants….a fight.)

"Lucky." All of the heroes of old grumbled. They would've love for their monsters to crumble into dust after they are killed.

("My brother….his magazine.)

"Those two are idiots." Rachel bluntly stated, causing nods of agreement. Everyone agrees with Athena on this one, how on earth did this school not get shut down?

(Surely the….help us.)

"Or would get you into very big trouble." Clarisse said. "Prissy, you have more bad luck with the press than any other demigod, even the Hermes cabin aren't that infamous."

Percy pouted while the Stolls had an envious look on their faces. They would love to be that infamous.

("Victory will….too seriously,)

"Ah, the famous Percy sarcasm." Thalia sighed. "Good for upsetting anybody, especially monsters and immortals."

Said immortals don't look that happy about that statement.

(but before….were dead.)

Annabeth tighten grip on his waist while Rachel and Reyna tighten their grip on his hands. Even though is alive and standing here, doesn't thoughts like that or the things happening to them doesn't make them panic. Poseidon and Sally are the same way, Sally gripping on the couch while Poseidon is gripping his trident.

(Tyson couldn't….crazy idea.)

"WOOHOO!" Thalia, Nico, the Stolls, Chris, and Will cheered. When Percy has a crazy idea, there a ninety percent chance that it will work.

(I ran….huge WHOOOOOOOM!)

Piper grimaced at that. "That must have been a horrible smell if it cause that."

"You don't know the half of it." Percy said, trying to keep his lunch in as he remember the smell. You can find many things in a bathroom or a locker room at any school, but that school proves to be the most unique.

(The wall….doggie bag!")

Almost every demigod male shiver at the mention of babycake. That would haunt their nightmares for weeks, if not months.

(He picked….giant's feet.)

All of his friends turn to him with deadpan expressions. "You're going to do something stupid, aren't you?" Katie asked bluntly. Percy turn away from all the stares, proving them correct.

(If I….I charged.)

"Percy…." Annabeth growled, tightening her grip to make his waist hurt. "Of all the impulsive things to do, you did that?" Percy wince at the tightness.

"I needed to get my sword and it was near him."

"But you could've died." Rachel retorted, supporting Annabeth. Reyna nodded in agreement to this. Percy sighed, not willing to argue with all three girls, so he suffered the glares they're giving him.

(The giant….a blade.)

"Huh?" Was the response of half of the readers.

(The ball….pretty upset.)

Everyone laugh a little. Percy's thoughts can sometime lift their moods, even in the most serious of things.

(Standing in….by ghosts.)

"Go Annabeth!" The greek demigods cheered, causing to girl to blush, but smile proudly. Poseidon sigh in relief, mentally giving Annabeth several thank yous. He is very glad that the girl is dating his son.

(Matt Sloan….him flat.)

"You would do well training under Tsunade or Fuu." Ayame said with Naruto, Yugito, Fuu, Rhea, Kushina, Artemis, the hunters, Hestia, and Percy nodded in agreement. Annabeth blushed hearing that.

("And you….never alone.")

"STALKER!" Leo, the Stolls, and Nico yelled. They were hit by several pillows, making them laugh while everyone was confused. Where on earth is Annabeth is getting all those pillows?

Aphrodite suddenly giggled uncontrollably, making everyone stare at her. "Um, why are you giggling Aphrodite?" Hephaestus asked his wife. She merely give him a teasing smile.

"You'll see husband." Aphrodite replied.

("The shadow….room window?")

When everyone heard that, they bursted out laughing while Annabeth and Percy are red in the face. Percy, because he remembers that time and is still embarrassed. Annabeth, cause the memory of his body and the body he has now, as well as the member between his legs that she got so acquainted with.

"So Annabeth…." Aphrodite said saucily, gaining a gleam her eyes that the couple and their parents do not like at all. "How big was Percy's-"

"Stop Aphrodite!" Poseidon and Athena yelled together, not wanting Aphrodite to finish that question. Annabeth and Percy, meanwhile, are cherry red.

("There's….quite understand.)

Annabeth frown, a bit guilty at how she treated Tyson. That cyclop didn't deserve that treatment at all, especially at how everyone in the camp treated him.

("You better…."What….how….")

Reyna sighed angrily. "And of course, you get blamed." The others are angry as well, at how Percy get blamed for almost everything bad happening. He was even blamed for stealing Hades' helm and Zeus' bolt, despite not knowing that he was a demigod in the beginning.

(Over by….it all!")

"Really, he is blaming you?" the hero of old Jason asked. Percy merely nodded. He was use to being blamed for things, in both worlds.

(Coach Nunley….Yeah. Mm-hmm.")

Annabeth made a strangling sign with her hand, causing many to back away from her. That girl can extremely scary.

(The other….the building.)

"That's the end." Annabeth grunted, closing the book tightly. "Now someone get this book before I try to slice it with my knife."

Perseus took the book before she can deliver that promise and open to the next page.

"Chapter 3: We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment…."

Spirit: And that's the end. So, what do you guys think? Good? Bad? Crazy?

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