Spirit: Hello readers and welcome to our new chapter. On this one, they are going to read about Percy's crazy taxi ride. Now, before I start the story, I got some things to tell you.

Phoenix: What might that be Spirit?

Spirit: Well, I just put in a new challenge on my profile. It's called Inside Out watches the Marvel Movies/Trailers, an Inside Out fanfiction. Basically, you need to have Riley and her emotions watch the marvel movies/trailers and only those. Got this idea from a Inside Out trailer I saw on youtube. So, if any of you want to try out the challenge, here it is. (A part of me is begging someone to take it. It would be interesting to see that) Also, the options are on the profile as well.

That's really it, so enjoy.

Disclaimer: We do not own Percy Jackson or Naruto.

Chapter 3: Taxi Ride of Death

"Chapter 3: We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment…." Perseus read.

"Can one title can not sound so death threatening? One?" Poseidon muttered, shaking his head. Hearing his son going in dangerous situations is giving him more and more wrinkles.

(Annabeth was….at Tyson.)

"What that suppose to mean?" Poseidon asked Annabeth, giving her a look that made her shivered. Percy gave his dad a firm glare.

"Dad, stop it." Percy told him and seeing his son giving him a firm look, he stopped. For now.

(Now, under….my dad.)

"Something we all thought is impossible." Hades said, then pointed at the two couples. "Now, here is Poseidon's child and Athena's child, dating. The fact that they are friendly to each other is shocking alone, let alone dating."

While all the gods and goddess (save Athena and Poseidon) nodded in agreement, Percy look at his girlfriend. "Was our siblings really that bad in the past?" Annabeth nodded.

"We demigods sometime let our parents influence more we should." Annabeth said sheepishly, still feeling guilty about how she acted.

(I'd missed….the problem.)

Annabeth look down, feeling a bit guilty, but Percy squeeze her hand in reassurance. "I'm not angry about that anymore Annabeth. You had your reasons and you're not acting like that to him anymore. Beside, I had a fair share of bad thoughts towards him."

Annabeth smile at him and snuggle into his chest. That's her seaweed brain. He doesn't like to make others feel bad.

("He's my….can talk?")

"Wow." Past Jason said with a whistle. "And I thought Hercules was rude." Annabeth flinch while Percy gave the older Jason a death glare. Okay, that was a low blow comparing her to Jerkules.

Percy look towards Tyson, to see him distracted by his baby self. Well, he's glad that he is distracted. He doesn't want to hurt his feeling with some of his thoughts.

("I talk…from him.)

"Look, I know you had your reasons for acting like this, but seriously Annie." Thalia said to her friend. "You're acting like a typical snooty teenage girl."

Annabeth frown. "Like you could talk Thalia. I still remember what you said about Tyson first time you met him." Thalia look away from Annabeth when she said that. She may have said a few things behind the cyclops back.

But honestly, who could blame them? She, Annabeth, and Luke had a bad history with cyclops.

(I couldn't….like that.)

Aphrodite look close to fainting. Kushina doesn't look so well either.

("Tyson." I….even burned.")

Nico and Thalia were preparing for a remark, but Naruto interrupted them. "Before you two say anything, remember that Percy doesn't even know that he was a cyclop. And he couldn't have known, due to the fact that he mention in the book that he didn't get a good look of his face."

Thalia and Nico shut their mouth at that. Percy smile at Naruto in thanks, who smile back. They understood that they're only so much teasing abused people like them could take.

("Of course….far north.)

Percy, Hazel, and Frank shivered. They had to deal with them one time back at their quest.

(Odysseus ran….them once,)

"And that's a memory I want to evaporate from my head." said man muttered, remembering those cannibals. "I pretty sure Jason agrees with me."

"Definitely." The older Jason said while the younger one said. "Are you talking about me?" The two look at each other, both having the same mask of irritation.

"We should do something about their names." Naruto muttered and most of the readers nodded in agreement.

(but I've….she decided.)

Percy, Hazel, and Reyna laugh, knowing that Frank is a canadian, while son of Mars groan. "I really hate that. That give us canadians a bad name." Hazel, after stopping her laughing fit, patted his knee comfortingly. Frank shyly smile at her and gave her hand a squeeze.

Nico and Hades narrow their eyes at Frank when they saw that. They will need to keep an eye on the boy.

("Now come….dreaming about?")

Aphrodite have a gleam in her eyes that Percy and Annabeth learned to fear through this book reading. "What were you dreaming about Annabeth, all that year?"

Annabeth blush, getting what Aphrodite is saying, but decided to partially tell the truth. "I-I was dreaming about camp being in trouble." Hopefully, Aphrodite would drop it and she wouldn't be forced to tell what she was dreaming about. Or WHO, she was dreaming about.

Her hope was dashed when Aphrodite spoke.

"Oh, your blush tells me it's more than that." Aphrodite said with a teasing smile. "Maybe you're dreaming about a certain something during that year. Or a certain someone. Maybe a black hair, green eye boy?" By now, Percy and Annabeth are blushing madly. Luckily, however, Athea decided to intervene.

"Aphrodite, that's enough." Athena said sternly, not wanting to hear this. "My daughter does not have to answer that question." Aphrodite pouted, but then turns to Naruto with a smirk.

"Naruto, you should know what she was dreaming about, seeing that you're the primordial of dreams." Aphrodite commented, making Annabeth stiffen. "Do you know what she was dreaming about?"

Naruto smirk with her with a glint that made Percy groan while Achilles look at Percy with sympathy. They were with Naruto long enough to know that the glint means he's planning a prank.

"Oh, nothing special." Naruto commented. "She dreamt about dating him a couple of times. Maybe a few heated kiss that were close to m-rated." Many of the group laugh at that, especially the more immature ones. Athena look horrified that her daughter would think stuff like that at that age while Poseidon gave Annabeth a glare, being an overprotective parent. Reyna and Rachel try not to laugh (and failing at it), seeing that they had, ehem, erotic dreams like that about Percy when they got to know him better.

"What are you guys laughing at?" Naruto asked the group, mainly the ones with crushes or loves. "Should I tell your guys wet dreams or embarrassing dreams about your crushes? Or maybe wet dreams that doesn't involves a crush?" That immediately clamped over half of the people in the room. Even Athena and Hera look nervous at the prospect of Naruto telling others about Athena's crush on Theseus and Hera's crush on Naruto.

"Okay then." Naruto said with his devious smile. "Carry on Perseus."

(Hey eyes….of trouble?")

Nico look at Percy incredulously. "Are you really expecting an answer from her? Didn't you realize that nobody was going to give you a straight answer, not even Sally?"

"...I know." Percy sighed. Sally, Chiron, and Annabeth flinched, seeing that they're the main ones that doesn't give him a straight answer.

("I don't….Sea god?")

"The cyclop is surprisingly observant." Athena said, causing Poseidon to glare at him.

"Are you calling my son dumb?"

"All your sons are stupid Poseidon." Athena remarked, getting the god of the sea to glare at her harder, a few cracks forming on his throne. "So it would be surprising that any of them do something smart."

Tyson look close to tears while Percy glare at the floor, tired at being called dumb. Theseus look hurt at what Athena had said, but tried to hide it. But Perseus, Jason, Achilles, and Odysseus saw the look on the man's face.

"Mother!" Annabeth shouted, glaring at her mother. Athena flinch at the glare, "Stop insulting my boyfriend and his brothers! I'm not so perfect either, neither are my siblings or you! Our pride hurt others close to us mother, when we don't mean to! Especially the ones we love!"

It didn't took long to realize what Annabeth is saying and Athena's eyes widen before looking at Theseus. Said man is looking away from Athena, trying to hold back the sadness that wanted to break through.

He still remember the time he told Athena that he love her. The only thing she did was rejected him coldly, saying she couldn't date a spawn of Poseidon.

Poseidon glare at her hatefully. Despite teasing her about her crush on Theseus, Poseidon cannot forgive her for breaking her son's heart like that. He knows that Zeus didn't allow Athena to date Theseus, but she didn't had to say those things to him. She could at least explain herself, but some part of her mind thought it was logical to make him hate her.

Odysseus, meanwhile, feels disappointed at his patron's arrogance. the daughter of Athena is right, her hubris hurts the people close to her, one way or another.

"Read." Poseidon gritted out, mentally controlling himself from blasting Athena into the wall.

(Annabeth and….exchanged looks.)

"Hmm." Hazel hummed out. "Kinda look like when Reyna and Percy does when they're at a meeting." Hazel muttered. "Especially when it something to do with Octavian." Frank nodded in agreement.

Speaking of the blonde skinny bastard, the boy didn't say a word. The romans and Percy wonder why, though they are glad for the silence from him. They already have to deal with Hercules and some of the gods. They also notice Jason barely speaking too. Hazel mentally told herself to talk to the son of Jupiter. He's been acting a jerk and she wants to know why. She wants the old Jason back.

(I didn't….Poseidon, Athena-")

"Boy." Zeus grumbled, glaring at Percy. "Do you forget how powerful name is?" Percy roll his eyes at the so called king of the gods, not really caring what he says.

("Yes," Tyson….the taxi.")

Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth shivered. Worst. Taxi. Ever.

("A taxi….trouble, too.")

"A good friend indeed." Hestia said softly. She's liking Percy more and more as she reads on. His kindness, his bravery, his selflessness, is all the things she like about him. Something she likes to see in anyone.

("Yeah. Annabeth….claw marks.)

"Damn." Leo said with a whistle. "What on earth did you bumped into on your journey?"

"It's a long story I don't want to tell." Annabeth said with a sigh. Honestly, that was one exhausting trip.

("What are….gym-bombers.)

"Honestly? That wasn't one of the worst titles I picked up during my several expulsions." Percy admitted sheepishly. He's honestly surprised that he manage to stay at Goode High School for this long.

Rachel giggled. "He also got some titles at Goode as well, some good, some hilarious. One of them was-"

"Read. now." Percy said, quickly covering Rachel's mouth. Perseus started reading when saw Percy glaring at him, which is honestly scarier than facing Medusa. And THAT says loads.

(No doubt….bloodthirsty cannibals.)

"Percy, I hate every single bully of yours." Poseidon stated, an emotionless mask on his face. "That includes your teacher, your stepfather, any kid that made fun of you in the past, etc."

Clarisse wouldn't admit it to anyone, but she felt a bit scared. She admittingly bullied Percy in his first and second year, so she has a good reason being scared at one of the big three.

"I know the feeling." Rachel said with a grunt. She remember some of the students at Goode High that picked on Percy. It seem that Percy would always have them, no matter what.

Percy saw the angry look on Rachel's face and look at her in concern. "Rach, something wrong?" Percy asked in concern. Rachel saw Percy look and try to mask the angry look on her face.

"It's nothing Percy. Really." Rachel said, looking away so he won't see that she's lying. But Percy wasn't dumb and he can see something is wrong, but he decided to drop it.

"Okay, but remember that I'm here if you want to talk about anything." Percy whispered and he gave her a kiss on the cheek, making her blush. Those who saw it only saw that it was a friendly kiss, but Aphrodite is the goddess of love, so she obviously saw some feelings in the kiss. And she narrows her eyes in interest.

("Found one….plan was.)

"Nor should it." Poseidon muttered with a pale face, knowing what that is. So that what the

(She threw….it said.)

"Grey sisters." Fuu said. Perseus paled and his eyes widen in horror.

"You have to meet those old croons?" Perseus said in horror. The one thing he hated most about the quest he took, it was those sisters. They were honestly the most annoying monsters he had ever met.

(The passenger….at Tyson.)

"Percy?"

"Yes. dad?"

"Remind me to drown those old crones the next time there at my territory."

"Got it dad."

(What was….sackcloth dress.)

"Don't give me descriptions." Perseus groan, holding his head. "I'm still trying to get rid of those memories." Theseus patted his back in sympathy, with Jason joining him.

(The one….desperate….yet.)

"But I might soon." Percy said and hearing the description (as well as remembering the rumors), no one could blame him if he got desperate. Even Hercules and Ares don't have the heart to insult him about that, and THAT says something.

Perseus eyes suddenly widen even further, figuring out something. "There driving the car?" Everyone nodded. "By Zeus, what on earth made that bright idea to let them drive?"

Everyone turn to the god of the sky, making him look away. Okay, even he admits that giving the grey sisters the job to drive demigods was a bad idea. But he couldn't find them anything else to do as time fly by.

(The cab….the eye?)

"Yes. Eye." Perseus moaned. Reading about the grey sisters is torture to him. Why, oh why, did he volunteer to read this chapter?

(I didn't….next block.)

Hephaestus eyebrows rose. "And I thought Apollo and Ares are horrible at driving." He should know. He always have to fix up Apollo's chariot and Ares's bike at least once a week.

("Wasp!" the….called Anger.)

"That what they do with the money?" Frank asked incredulously.

Artemis sigh. "And I thought Apollo was the only one that do that."

"I resent that!"

(The middle….Broone Street.)

"I don't blame you." Perseus said with sympathy. "Out of all the ideas Zeus had, this is probably the worst ones."

Zeus frown when his son said his name, and not father, but didn't say anything. Was he really that bad of a father?

("Excuse me….the wheel.)

"THEY'RE LETTING A BLIND PERSON DRIVE?!" Nearly everyone screeched. Every demigod decided to only call the chariot of damnation for an EXTREME emergency.

("No!" screamed….shotgun window.)

"Then why not let the person with the eye drive?!" Artemis yelled, waving her hand like a child. "Or better yet, give the driver the eye?!"

Naruto rub his adopted daughter arm, causing her to calm down a little. Naruto has the effect with her, Hestia, and Kushina. He has the effect with any children.

("Oh, man….feet of.)

"Fifty feet?" Everyone asked incredulously. They all agreed not to be anywhere near a cyclop when there are doing something gross. Otherwise, they might just faint.

("Hang in….or something?")

"You need a garbage bag?" Hazel asked incredulously, trying to keep her lunch in. Percy nodded, grimacing as he remember the last time Tyson barfed. The smell was painful itself.

(The grey….remember him?")

The greek Jason shuddered. He, like Perseus, hope to never see those old crones again. They were creepy and annoying at the same time

("Don't me….hand away.)

By this time, many demigods and immortals are having a hard time keeping in their lunch. The share tooths?!

("Only if….your turn!")

"GIVE HER THE EYE!" Poseidon, Sally, and Athena screamed. Don't those ladies realize they're putting their children in danger?

(Wasp served….it saw.)

Kushina kept turning greener and greener the more she's hear this, as well as Hazel and Aphrodite. "Daddy…." The girl whimpered out, covering her mouth to keep from puking.

Naruto got his daughter to the bathroom quickly, as well as Frank with Hazel and Hephaestus with Aphrodite. They're probably going to be in there for a few minutes.

(Finally Anger….to die!")

"We're interested." Poseidon, Athena, and Sally said with worry.

("Don't worry….exactly reassured.)

"Nor should it." Perseus said with a snort. "Those old crones act anything, but wise."

"Here, here." The greek Jason and Percy said, agreeing with Perseus.

(We were….ask yet!")

"Wow, they are horrible at keeping secrets." Apollo said with a shake of his head. Honestly, he doesn't why his pops would trust those three to keep secrets. Even HE don't make it a habit of telling everything he knows.

("What?" I….Anger agreed.)

Poseidon grimaced. It took years to clean that odor from the ocean. Why did his oceans and lakes have to suffer so much?

("Years to….my lap.)

Hazel, Aphrodite, and Kushina just got back from the bathroom, with their respective men behind them. When they heard that part, they immediately ran back. The three look at each before sighing and going back.

(I jumped….that up!")

"Please don't be stubborn son." Sally stated, worry all over her face. How much danger did her son face?

(The taxi….their eye.)

"This." Nico stated. "Is the most craziest chapter we are ever reading. I doubt anything else can top this."

"Don't doubt it." Thalia warned. "This is a book about Percy, remember? I'm sure we'll find something more crazier." Percy pouted at his cousin, but didn't refute those words. Danger and craziness seems to be attracted him.

Aphrodite, Hazel, and Kushina finally came back to the throne, with Naruto, Frank, and Hephaestus behind them. They all took back their respective seat and Naruto signal Perseus to read.

(At last….the floor.)

Aphrodite groans and lays her head in her husband's chest. She cannot hear anymore about that eye, but she doesn't have the strength to lose more of her breakfast. Hephaestus, himself, felt a bit uncomfortable, but didn't push Aphrodite away. This might be something to get use to.

("Nice boy….million pieces.")

"Son, listen to your girlfriend, and give her the eye." Poseidon pleaded, but he knew it would be futile. The sea is stubborn, as are his children.

("First they….75, 12!")

'Oh fuck.' Poseidon and Naruto thought. Those coordinates leads to the Sea of Monsters. Well, hopefully for Naruto, they don't find out about any of the relics he stored there.

(They belted….to argue.)

"Wise choice." Most of the readers said.

(Tyson let….under attack.)

"There, I'm done reading." Perseus said, pushing the book away from him. "Now somebody get this book before I decide to burn it."

"Hang on." Naruto said, grabbing the book. "We'll eat lunch now and then read the book." Everyone nodded to the book, especially some of the readers' stomachs started growling. With that, everyone went to the hall to get something to eat.

Spirit: And that's the end. We hope you guys like the chapter.

Phoenix: Man that was a good chapter.

Spirit: Agreed. Well, remember to check out my challenge on my profile. Review, favorite, and follow and we will see you later.